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Jessica Simpson announced on Halloween that she is pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson. Now, we’ve learned that she is already considering the idea of having another baby after their first child is born. Talk about too soon! And will she take time off to slim down with Weight Watchers, as it was previously rumored, and then get married?

The singer-turned-fashion-mogul is already planning her second pregnancy, even though she’s still currently pregnant with her first baby. Perhaps she doesn’t realize that she has to give birth to this one first? Ha. A stupid Jessica Simpson joke — because that’s never been done before.

In a new interview, she said, “We would like another fairly soon after this one. We don’t want to leave it too long between them but we’ll see. I have an idea of how it will all work out but we’ll see.”

She also talked of her pregnancy cravings, and it’s as if she’s being sponsored by these companies for her endorsement. She said, “I’m a big fan of Kraft Mac N’ Cheese… That keeps me happy. That keeps me sodium happy. I, like, wake up swollen because I put Lowry’s seasoning salt all over it. I’m craving a lot of things I had when I was a kid, like, this morning I buttered a Pop Tart. I haven’t done that in years.”

Gross. Ladies, did you have weird pregnancy cravings? Hit the comments with your crazy concoctions!

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Jessica Simpson became engaged to Eric Johnson on November 11, 2010 and on October 31, 2011, she announced that she is expecting their first child together.

She was said to be enrolled in Lamaze classes, but has since dropped out. She and Eric were going together, but after only a few lessons, she decided to skip the whole thing. And by “the whole thing”, we mean natural childbirth altogether.

Instead of opting to have her baby naturally, we’ve heard reports that Jessica is actually scheduling a C-section. Her decision was prompted by the fact that her sister Ashlee was in labor for an entire three days. I can’t imagine being in labor for that length of time, she had to have been exhausted!

A source said, “Jessica can’t wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn’t for her. So she is planning a C-section in late April.”

The snitch added, “She’s already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A.”

She has yet to comment about the C-section rumors on her official Twitter page, so we will see if there is any truth to the reports. After hearing about her sister’s labor troubles, I guess I can’t really blame her for wanting to take the easy way out. But still, isn’t that what an epidural is for? What do you think?

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Mother-to-be Jessica Simpson is rumored to be close to a deal with Weight Watchers for a whopping $4 million after she gives birth to her first child with fiancee Eric Johnson!

After giving birth, she hopes to use Weight Watchers products to aid in her efforts to lose all of the baby weight. She is set to follow in the footsteps of spokesperson Jennifer Hudson, in her weight loss campaign for the brand.

Jessica isn’t the only one to use a weight loss company’s endorsement for financial gain. Mariah Carey gave birth to her twins and started using Jenny Craig to get her pre-baby body back.

Losing the baby weight is hard, so she definitely has her work cut out for her. Then, she can look gorgeous and fab in her wedding dress when she walks down the aisle to marry Eric.

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In a new interview, Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed that she is pregnant with a bouncing baby boy!

The singer, who revealed that she is going to be a “mummy” on Halloween, might have accidentally tipped us off on the gender of her impending arrival.

In an interview with Us Weekly, she talked about wearing heels while pregnant, showing off her bump and her pregnancy sense of humor.

She said, “I’m probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels]. I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, ‘You’re gonna need to get out of those heels!’ I was like, ‘Excuse me! I’ll be delivering in these heels!’”

She went on to talk about her fashion choices during her pregnancy. She said, “I like wearing things more fitted. You want to show off your bump! It’s just so fun. You don’t want to wear muumuus so you can moo around town.”

She said that she is “definitely bigger than I’ve ever been”, but also “never felt so connected with my body in my life.” She went on to reveal, “I can imagine my tummy glowing. I’m already like the cheesy mom that my kids are embarrassed by!”

She talked about her creative birth announcement, saying, “My kid’s going to think I’m pretty cool! This is a cool thing to welcome him to the world with.”

HIM!!! It’s a boy! I wonder what she’s going to name the little guy??? Any guesses?

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Apparently there is someone out in the world who wanted to take out “Tot Mom” Casey Anthony. So much, in fact, that they’ve tried to kill her, but alas, she has survived. All of this, according to the National Enquirer’s latest issue.

According to their reports, a killer wanted to put a bullet through her brain. Also featured in this issue is the Penn State sex abuse scandal and what Coach Joe Paterno’s wife is hiding. We’ve heard that she’s hiding the fact that he transferred the title to their super expensive house to her for a mere dollar, back in July. Quite possibly, they knew that the crap was going to hit the fan?

Also featured is Demi Moore’s face melting, Jessica Simpson’s miscarriage scare, Kirstie Alley is smoking herself to death, Bristol Palin’s school choice and Drew Barrymore, looking to be a mother?

Of course, they are also claiming that Kim Kardashian has hired a private investigator to tail Kris Humphries around. Presumably so that he won’t famewhore out his story, like a boss? Too late, hookah.

And who knew that Bristol Palin was still relevant? I thought she fell off the face of the planet for a moment there.

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she wants to have her baby at home — and she’s even thinking about raising her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson, as a vegan!

Reportedly, she decided on a home birth after watching Ricki Lake’s documentary, The Business Of Being Born. Since she and Eric are both said to be vegans (whatever happened to real girls eating meat?), they are considering a vegan upbringing for their child’s diet.

A source said, “Jessica is hell-bent on the idea of giving birth naturally at home after watching Ricki’s documentary. She’d love to deliver her baby in the comfortable surroundings of her Los Angeles mansion.”

We’re sure she would love to have a natural birth — until it starts hurting so badly that she can’t stand it any longer.

The source went on to say, “After becoming a vegan, Jessica lost a little weight, her cholesterol level dropped, her skin looked better and she felt more energized. Both she and Eric want the best for their baby, and they believe he or she will be healthier raised as a vegan.”

No doubt….but let’s see how long that natural childbirth thing lasts….Ha!

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Jessica Simpson has become know as the queen of TMI, so it’s no surprise to us that she’s constantly talking about her gas now that she’s pregnant.

After announcing her pregnancy, she took to her Twitter page to announce that, “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”

Lovely.

Now, she’s really not holding anything back. She said that now that she’s pregnant, she can appreciate the side effects of pregnancy, which include a massive amount of flatulence.

She said, “I think it is hilarious what pregnant women go through. I used to blame it on the dog, but now I embrace it. There’s a baby in there finding all kinds of space and pushing air out of all kinds of sockets!”

Stay classy, you.

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her first child with fiancee, Eric Johnson — but she has revealed that she already wants even more children.

She said that she’s planning a “rock star family” with Eric after finally being ready to get settled down and focused on raising kids.

In a new interview, she said, “I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”

She went on to say, “Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing. Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.”

She added, “We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!”

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Jessica Simpson finally confirmed the news that she is pregnant on Halloween, with an announcement on her official website. It’s not like we didn’t know that there is a fetus taking up residence in her uterus and it wasn’t merely a food baby.

Shortly thereafter, a source said that Jessica was putting her wedding ceremony with fiancee Eric Johnson on hold so that they could enjoy their time together. It was also said that Jessica didn’t want to be a hormonal mess during the wedding.

OK! claims that the real reason that the wedding is on hold is because of their nasty fight over the prenuptial agreement. They’re claiming that Jessica is fighting to protect her $700 million fortune.

Also featured in the November 21st issue of the magazine, is reality star Kim Kardashian, making the run back to her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Like we didn’t see that one coming a mile away.

They’re also claiming that Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is pregnant. OMG, such breaking news! Breaking news that you could’ve totally read on Earsucker.com — for free (and when the reports surfaced.)

Still, I don’t believe Jessica and Eric are fighting, or that Kris ever had a shot at any reconciliation with Kim and we don’t believe that Kate is pregnant. What do you think?

On Halloween, Jessica Simpson confirmed the news that everyone on the planet already knew: She’s pregnant. Now, we’ve learned that the mama-to-be is postponing her wedding to fiancee Eric Johnson so that she can have the baby first!

She is delaying her nuptials to Eric so that they can “enjoy” their time together before the baby arrives. A source said, “They’re both still really committed to getting married and were both really into making decisions about what kind of wedding they wanted. It’s just going to be at a later date now because they really want to enjoy this time in their lives.”

The snitch also revealed that the baby wasn’t exactly planned, but they weren’t trying to prevent having one, either. The source added, “They’re really excited. It wasn’t something they planned per se, but it’s also not something they were trying to avoid. They’re both very family-oriented and having a baby is something they both wanted. It’s wonderful.”

I wonder what they’re going to name it — and what are they hoping for, a boy or a girl?

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After numerous weeks of speculation, we’ve learned that Jessica Simpson has finally confirmed the news: She’s pregnant!

Twenty minutes ago, Jessica posted an announcement with a link on her Twitter page. As it turns out, she didn’t need $500,000 to confirm the news after all.

In a post on her official site, she says, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

Like we didn’t know that….It was pretty obvious there, Jessica.

In addition to her confirmation, she also posted a photo of herself in a mummy Halloween costume, cradling her growing baby bump.

A source said, “The mommy-to-be is feeling great. And daddy Eric is incredibly excited!”

This will be their first child together! Congratulations on your happy news, Jess!

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Jessica Simpson arrived back in Los Angeles yesterday, holding her massive baby bump. Surely, she’s at least five months along — at least. Still, the singer-turned-fashion designer has yet to confirm the obvious — that she’s pregnant.

She’s engaged to fiancee, Eric Johnson and presumably, the wedding has been postponed. Most recently, her ex-fiancee, Tony Romo, announced that his wife, Candice Crawford, is expecting their first child.

When is she going to confirm the reports? It’s anyone’s guess, but we’ll keep our ear to the ground and let you know when we do! It’s too late to call this one a food baby, don’t you think?

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It’s all starting to make sense now. Jessica Simpson doesn’t seem to want to confirm her obvious pregnancy, because her ex-boyfriend, Tony Romo and his wife, Candice Crawford, are expecting their first child together! Makes sense.

Perhaps she’s being kind in keeping the news to herself, considering she has a little more visibility than Candice?

Fox News reports:

Romo and Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin were at Cedar Hill High School in Cedar Hill, Texas, to address students as part of the school’s Red Ribbon drug prevention campaign, when he revealed the news.

When a teen asked Romo if he had any children, the quarterback replied, “I got one on the way. My wife’s pregnant.”

Reportedly, Tony and Jessica were dating until he dumped her in the middle of an Ihop parking lot. It was right afterward that he started romancing Candice.

The happy couple were married in Dallas in May. Congratulations to both of them on their new addition!

Fashion designer Jessica Simpson has been parading her huge baby bump all over the place, leaving little question as to whether or not she is expecting a child with fiancee, Eric Johnson.

She has been showing off her growing baby bump in some tight clothes. But has she actually confirmed the news?!?

OK! magazine says yes. In their last issue, apparently she gave them a quote about pregnancy and eating whatever she wants.

In her interview with the tabloid, Jessica reportedly said, “Well, now I can eat anything I want and no one will care. It’s just sort of a rule with pregnant women.”

She hasn’t issued an official confirmation through her rep or commented about her baby news on Twitter. I have to wonder if she’s really holding out for a half million dollars for the confirmation? Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can sell nude photos of herself to Playboy for a million, then anything can happen.

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Jessica Simpson doesn’t seem to want to hide the fact that she’s sporting a baby bump. Yesterday, the singer-turned-fashion designer walked through LAX airport and didn’t make any attempt to hide her growing bump!

Jessica has yet to confirm the news that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson. It was rumored that Jessica was looking to garner a sum of $500,000 for her pregnancy confirmation story. We think that’s kind of BS, considering she’s already mega-rich.

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Is she or isn’t she? We think it’s more than obvious that she is pregnant. But time will tell. In time, she will lose the opportunity to score a payday for the confirmation, as time will take care of that for her.

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t really done much to fend off the rumors that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson.

Last week, OK! magazine published their cover, featuring Jessica with a “Yes, I’m having a baby!” story. That was followed up with the rumors that Jessica was looking for a half million dollar payday to confirm the pregnancy news.

The only news we’ve heard from the Simpson camp, was that her father, Joe, tweeted this message, “Makes me crazy when people lie about my children!!”

Still, it’s almost getting to the point that we’re not going to need any official confirmation anymore. She’s getting bigger and bigger. Just yesterday, this photo was taken of Jessica at the 7-11 in Los Angeles. It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

Yesterday, OK! magazine released their latest issue with Jessica Simpson on the cover, stating, “Yes, I’m Having A Baby!”

Now, we’ve heard that not only is she pregnant, but she wants to sell her story for a half million dollars!

She won’t confirm the happy news for free, considering that she’s got gobs and gobs of money? A source claims that she’s refusing to confirm either way until she gets a deal with a magazine. She’s been said to be shopping a deal around to the celebrity weeklies, but won’t say either way until there’s money on the table.

Eventually, she would also sell the tabloid her baby photos, as well. Of her upcoming wedding to Eric, she said, “We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time…We might elope if it gets to that point.”

We think she should just tell her fans if she’s pregnant already. It’s getting pretty obvious, isn’t it? How many loose clothes can she wear or bags can she use to hide it? She can’t do it forever!

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson and her fiancee, Eric Johnson, are having a baby!

It’s been rumored that she’s pregnant, and the speculation reached a fever pitch when she started turning down alcohol and wearing loose fitting clothes.

On the cover of this week’s issue, they appear to have gotten confirmation that Jessica isn’t fat, she’s pregnant. Rumors were circulating that Jessica has put her wedding to Eric on hold, so that she doesn’t have to walk down the aisle with a baby bump.

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper getting caught together on a date. A little late on that “newsflash”, aren’t they?

In addition to that, they’re reporting that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are planning their wedding. Of course, why wouldn’t they want to throw another huge wedding bash, courtesy of E!?

They’re also reporting on what Demi Moore’s kids think about their step-father, Ashton Kutcher’s cheating ways. Underneath the Jessica story, they’ve also got photos of Fergie, Christina Aguilera and Holly Madison and they’re telling us who’s pregnant and who’s not!

We checked Jessica Simpson’s Twitter for her “big news”, but there was no mention of it. OK! couldn’t be wrong, could they? Ha.

Is Jessica Simpson’s impending wedding to Eric Johnson in trouble?

Reportedly, Jessica has put their wedding on hold, for now. Her friends are said to be wondering if she’s getting cold feet after the details of the wedding planning have started to overwhelm her.

An insider said, “It’s starting to affect her relationship with Eric. He’s a great guy who really loves her, but right now Jessica’s friends are worried that she may end up single again if she’s not able to make up her mind.”

A confidante of Jessica’s said, “The wedding isn’t off. It’s just on hold while Jessica sorts out some of the details.”

The pal went on to reveal, “He just wants them to be happy. Eric says they could elope tomorrow or get married in three years. It almost doesn’t matter; he is convinced they’ll spend the rest of their lives together.”

We haven’t heard confirmation as to the validity of these reports, so basically we’re waiting on Jessica to get on Twitter and mention something about her “boobies”. Stay tuned.

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Jessica Simpson was rumored to be going under the knife for breast reduction surgery so that she could fit better into her wedding dress. The singer-turned-fashion mogul is set to marry her boyfriend, Eric Johnson, in a ceremony before the end of the year.

Now, she has taken to her official Twitter page to debunk the rumors. She tweeted, “Been getting lots of questions about this allegedy breast reduction…not to worry… I Love My Boobies!! They aren’t going anywhere! It’s UddeRly not true!”

I have to admit, I found it hard to believe that she would go through such a drastic measure just so that she could fit into a dress better for her wedding. Some women go on strict diets months before they’re set to the tie the knot, but to undergo surgery is just a little crazy.

Thankfully, she didn’t let her father answer the rumors…There would be something about her “double D’s” in there somewheere…Because, you know, you can’t “cover those suckers up!”

Good for her. She’s got plenty of money and if Eric can’t take her the way she is, then she can find someone to take his place…Right, ladies?

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If nitwits like Jessica Simpson are able to take over the world, then it would seem that we are all doomed! Ha.

Apparently, she’s got her eye on the prize of world domination with her fashion and beauty empire. Fun fact: Jessica is a gazillionaire from her fashion empire. So it stands to reason that she’s doing something right, don’t you think?

More: Jessica Simpson’s Weight Is Fluctuating Prior To Eric Johnson Wedding

Oh God, I see what’s happening now. I’ve already been infected by her stupidity. See?!? I’ve admitted that she’s doing something right. Acceptance of the fact is the last stage in anything, so it only makes sense that she has taken over our minds.

In a new interview, she said, “We have lingerie, we have luggage, we have swimwear, jewelry, name it, we kind of have it. And if we don’t, we soon will.”

Related: Jessica Simpson Loves Being A Businesswoman

Leading up to the day she walks down the aisle with boyfriend Eric Johnson, it’s being rumored that Jessica is considering breast reduction surgery. A snitch said, “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller. She’s never loved having a huge chest.”

And I quote her father, the ever creepy Joe Simpson, who has previously said, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Related: Jessica Simpson Shows Off Weight Loss In A Unitard (Photo)

Perhaps surgery is the only way for her to get her own father to stop talking to the media (or anyone else) about her boobage? Just a thought.

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Welcome to life in your thirties, Jessica!

Jessica Simpson has recently turned 31-years-old and is still in preparatory mode for her upcoming wedding to fiancee Eric Johnson. She has found that staying fit for her wedding is harder than ever. She’s also worried about how she’s going to look in the wedding gown that she’s designing herself.

A source close to the fashion mogul said, “Jess is freaking out over her figure. She dropped twenty pounds this spring but gained ten back.”

Was she expecting things to be the same as they were when she was in her twenties or younger? The pal went on to reveal, “Since the beginning of June, she’s been working out two hours a day, six days a week. She’s constantly in a bad mood, nearly starving on a 1,500 calorie-a-day diet, and even admits she’s absolutely miserable instead of filled with happiness and excitement. Poor Jessica, she should be basking in the glow of pre-wedding joy. Instead, she’s stressed to the max.”

It’s not like Eric is going to be looking at her in her wedding dress anyways. He’s more likely to take her checkbook on a honeymoon. Ha.