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Rumor has it that Madonna has left Jesus Luz in the dust to start dating her choreographer, Brahim Rachiki.

The twosome were said to be clubbing in New York’s SL nightclub, sparking rumors that they’ve hooked up. A source said, “They came in together and were holding hands in a private area. Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man. They immediately started making out in front of other guests. After working the dance floor, they found more private seating where they hugged and kissed for the rest of the night.”

Jesus is hotter. Just sayin’.

Has Madonna traded in hot Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz for a hotter model? As in, Adam Senn?

Madge paired up with the model for the Oscars party circuit last night, instead of her usual fella. Twelve months ago, Madge was seen all over the place with Jesus, but this year, she’s got a new guy on her arm. It seems suspicious.

A source said, “Madonna brought Jesus to the Oscar parties last year but she wants to do it her way this year. She and Adam got on well while shooting for D&G and she’s smart enough to know that being seen together will generate more buzz for the campaign.”

Indeed.

Madonna has reportedly helped her young boyfriend, Jesus Luz, secure a record deal. She was said to have used her influence in helping him with his modeling career, and now she has even agreed to let Warner Brothers use some of her back catalog in ads in exchange for signing him to their label.

Jesus’ first single is titled, “We Came From Light” and will be released this summer.

A source said, “Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can. She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing. There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon.”

The source added, “Madonna really wants Jesus’ career to take off. She’s been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can. She’s worked with Victor [Calderone] for a very long time and he understands just what she likes. Having him work on Jesus’ tracks will give them a cool cachet which is essential to building a clubland buzz.”

I hope he can sing!

Even though it was reported earlier in the week that Jesus Luz came to his senses and broke things off with Madonna, we’ve heard otherwise.

NY Daily News has more:

“They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone,” a spy on the other side of the pond dishes of the duo, who snuck into the famed Harry’s Bar around 11 p.m. “They looked like they were still very much an item,” although the snitch added that while Jesus snuck out right before the party ended, Madonna stayed until the venue closed.

The rumor was that it was his idea. Maybe Madge doesn’t want it to go down like that?

According to sources, baby Jesus has split from Madonna!

Jesus Luz was said to have initiated the split, citing their age difference along with their busy schedules.

A source said, “It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.”

Despite rumors floating around that Madonna is going to have Jesus’ baby and his little slip of the junk yesterday, Madge is trying to take the focus off of her boytoy.

In her new ad for Dolce & Gabbana, the singer is wearing a low, boob showing top, while petting her kitty. (That did not sound right at all).

Her other D&G ads appeared in December. Check that out here.

Rumor has it that Madonna wants to have a baby with her Brazilian model boytoy Jesus Luz.

A friend of Madge’s said, “She says motherhood is her greatest achievement and the most fulfilling thing in her life. She knows that, at 51, it’s going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge.”

As far as Jesus is concerned, apparently it was his idea. The snitch added, “Jesus is very religious and deeply in love with her. He adores her kids but has always wanted a child of his own. He told her fatherhood would be his greatest adventure and that he wanted to go on this journey for her.”

Awww…that would be so cute, if he weren’t a fetus himself.

Even though Madonna had dinner with her ex-husband, Sean Penn, the former couple are not reuniting. Praise the lord, baby Jesus is safe.

Madge was spotted having dinner at Adour restaurant last Thursday when Sean happened to be there. She invited him to sit for a little bit. He stayed for about ten minutes and then left.

Her publicist said, “Madonna was at the St. Regis having dinner with friends. Sean stopped by the table to say hello. He sat for ten minutes and then left. Madonna continued with her dinner. That’s all it was.”

Madonna doesn’t want to meet the parents of her latest boytoy, Jesus Luz, probably because they’d be around the same age.

She recently jetted off to Brazil and it was rumored that she was there to meet his family, but she says that’s not the case.

She made sure everyone knows that she’s helping the poor, instead of doing the traditional “meeting the parents” thing.

She said, “I am going there strictly for fundraising and humanitarian purposes.”

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