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Last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! was actually decent…primarily because he featured Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson. And who knew? The guy is actually pretty funny. (Not Jimmy, Rob.)

Rob talked about the MC Hammer cartoon that he used to watch. Then, he said that when he first came to the states, he used to fool people into believing that he knew the Royal family, just because he was born in London, England.

He said, “I don’t think I’ve ever met them. I used to tell people when I came to the States that I did. They believed me!”

He went on to reveal, “Five or six years ago when I first used to come to Los Angeles there weren’t many English people, now there are like a million and people still believe me.”

Too funny.

If you were surprised when Charlie Sheen showed up as a surprise guest on Monday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, then you weren’t alone. But what surprised us even more was the fact that Jimmy had to have a piece of Charlie’s appearance edited out of the final show.

Deadline reports:

Just one problem when late night TV tries to exploit Charlie Sheen for ratings: he’s a loose cannon. (Like, duh.) Turns out the Jimmy Kimmel show cut Charlie’s last line when he said, “That whore Sarah Silverman left this at my house” and slammed a toothbrush on Jimmy’s desk. I’m told Kimmel “felt it was insulting” to his ex-girlfriend. (Like, duh).

Jimmy’s right. You can’t insult his ex-girlfriend, but the piece would’ve been funny. Do you think they should’ve left that in? Let us know in the comments!