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In case you were wondering if Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was ready to birth a guido or a guidette, you’re in luck. Snooki broke the news to “In Touch Weekly” that she’s having a bouncing baby boy! We’re sure she is just over the moon with excitement.

She told the publication that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting a baby boy this September. She revealed, “Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!”

They are also trying to decide between two names for their bundle of joy and it’s down to Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. Snooki said, “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

Now that she’s showing off her bump and is gearing up for motherhood, she talked about her cravings. She said, “I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices.” She also revealed too much information about her and Jionni’s bedroom time. She said, “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross. I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

According to the latest issue of Reality Weekly, Jersey Shore star Snooki is really worried about her pregnancy!

Earlier this month, we revealed that Snooki is pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle. She was said to be waiting to confirm the news so that she could get a fat payout from one of the tabloid weeklies. She got what she wanted when she appeared on the cover of Us Weekly with the news. I wonder how much that cost them?

Now that the cat is out of the bag officially, Snooki is said to be worried the pregnancy. A friend of the reality star said, “Snooki was not expecting to get pregnant at all, and before she found out she was partying like crazy. She’s admitted that she was drinking a lot at New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas, but the truth is it’s way worse than she’s letting on. She was on a total binge over the holidays – it was one party after another, so now she can’t help but panic a little.”

I think there might be some truth to this one. We already know that Snooki is a true fan of the bottle. If you’ve watched one iota of Jersey Shore, then you would know that this plant humping midget loves to drink it up. Let’s hope that she didn’t do any damage to her unborn child with her partying ways.

Jersey Shore star Snooki has revealed that she is calming down as she prepares to start her family with fiancee Jionni LaValle. She has already confirmed reports that she is pregnant with the couple’s first child — along with being engaged. But now she wants to tone things down as she prepares for motherhood.

In a new interview, she said, “I’m 24. I’ve had all the fun I’m ever going to have in my life.”

Does she think being married and having kids isn’t fun?!? Or does she mean that she is all partied out?

She revealed, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”

Do you think Snooki is ready to be a mother? How about a wife? We are definitely interested to see how this one plays out. What we’re wondering is if her pregnancy means she is done with reality television? You know, is she going to stop humping plants and peeing on dance floors? Is that what she means by “fun”?

Two days ago, we told our readers that Jersey Shore star Snooki was pregnant and engaged to her beau Jionni LaValle and as it turns out, we were right!

At the time, we had heard rumors that Snooks wasn’t going to confirm the news until she could get a payout from a tabloid. It looks like Us Weekly took the bait — as she is confirming the pregnancy and engagement news on their latest magazine cover.

The cover reads, “A newly engaged Snooki opens up about her panic after drinking in the first month, how she nearly ruined Jionni’s sweet proposal and her doubtful future on the Shore.”

Snooki says that she wants house music playing as she gives birth to their new bundle of joy. Is anyone curious as to what kind of mother Snooki’s going to be? She humps plants drunk, forgets where the beach is when it’s five feet in front of her and urinates on the dance floor. I wish I were kidding.

What should she name the baby guido/guidette that is currently occupying space in her uterus?

At the end of last month, we revealed that Jersey Shore star Snooki is pregnant by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Now, we’ve learned that’s not the only good news the reality star is celebrating. Reportedly, Snooki is also engaged!

It was rumored that Snooki wouldn’t confirm the news of her pregnancy unless she got a nice fat payout from a tabloid weekly, so we’re likely waiting on that. How much can she expect to make from a tabloid to confirm the news? She’s really taking the Jessica Simpson approach? I don’t understand that, considering that time will confirm the news for us — if we wait.

Still, she previously talked about her romance with Jionni, saying, “It’s meant to be! We’re lucky to have found guys that we have found.”

Are you wondering what a spawn of Snooki will look like? I’m curious to see if she tries to turn that into a business venture? You know, leopard printed onesies and gorilla shaped bottles? Only time will tell, right?

What do you think they’re going to name their baby?

Jersey Shore star Snooki has reportedly split from her boyfriend Jionni LaValle after dating him for an entire year.

After losing weight, she must think her stock is up — so she dumped the guy and is looking for someone famous. Good luck with that one, midget.

A friend said, “It happened after her birthday party last weekend in Las Vegas. They’re done! Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous.”

Wow, now that’s classy. You lose the weight and then suddenly you’re too good for a juicehead? How do you like those apples?

Who do you think Snooki should date next? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

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