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Joan Rivers is a comedienne, and is known for not knowing how to keep her mouth shut. Perhaps that’s what people like about her.

Still, on this Father’s Day, she took the opportunity to take a jab at the scandal surrounding former California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger — and it’s hilarious!

She tweeted this gem, just an hour ago:

They’ve already known each other through family and related events, but he just didn’t know that Arnold was his daddy. Someone should’ve called Maury Povich to the scene about ten years ago. Maria had her suspicions, though, which we’re sure she should’ve acted on sooner.

Still, when Joan is normally distasteful, we’ll give this one to her.

Happy Father’s Day!

Joan Rivers has never been shy about taking a stab at someone and kicking them while they’re down. On Friday, she tweeted a bunch of nastiness in Lindsay Lohan’s direction.

She tweeted:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.

Lindsay Lohan had “Fuck You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.

In response, Lindsay’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, decided to hit back at the comedienne:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully

Too funny!

When it comes to Victoria Beckham, she may have legions of fans, but don’t count Joan Rivers as a part of them. And it’s not because of her fashion sense, it’s just because Joan thinks Posh is just a nasty person.

The comedienne said, “Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”

Oh snap! Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.