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Billy Corgan was obviously unimpressed with John Mayer’s recent declaration that Jessica Simpson is considered “sexual napalm”. So much, that the singer is taking aim at Mayer for his Playboy comments.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, the Smashing Pumpkins singer said, “I think for any person, who has celebrity, to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There’s things that should just be left alone.”

The short version:

Mayer: Jess rocks in bed
Simpson: Everyone knows my game..Lulz (acts offended)
Corgan: STFU Mayer

How long can they keep dragging this out? Oh, that’s right, until her show has made its debut on VH1.

John Mayer recently tweeted this message about the new flavor of the month pop singer, Kesha:

Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice? Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

Just yesterday, the pop tart responded with this, “@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”

Do you think that’s an open invitation?

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In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was crazy in the sack.

Now, Hole singer Courtney Love has something to say about it…Now that the fuss has died down some. On her official Twitter page, she said, “Do you ever feel like spite hate fucking John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your fucking John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times… Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

Anything to get the media spotlight, eh Court?

Lady Gaga’s cover of Q Magazine – Dipped In Cream

Scarlett Johansson used to be hotter, right? – Amy Grindhouse

Joslyn James responds to Tiger’s robot apology – The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan’s lips are in London! – Celebrity Smack

John Mellencamp for Senate? Why not – Pop Eater

Sean Penn charged in latest photographer dust up – ICYDK

Hilary Duff is engaged! – Hollywood Dame

Spencer Pratt weighs in on the John Mayer kerfuffle – The Star Celeb

Some more photos of Britney Spears’ Candies shoot – Poor Britney

Kyle MacLachlan is in London! – Busy Bee Blogger

Lil Wayne’s got a filthy nasty mouth! – DListed

Should Scotty Lago have been sent home from the Olympics early? – Starcasm

Kristen Stewart knows how to smile! – I Need My Fix

When John Mayer referred to Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was like a drug that he would sell off all of his stuff to snort, you would think she would be flattered.

Alas, she wasn’t. In fact, she was more ticked off by John’s insights. A friend of Jessica’s said, “Jessica was shocked. She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’”

Annoyed? That’s it? When TMZ caught up with her, she just chuckled at the news and said that she didn’t want to box him. Tame! John got off lucky. He’s such a douche.

In the new issue of “Allure”, Jessica Simpson talks about relationships, the fat jibes and nudity.

She spoke of John Mayer stating that he is not to credit with her dying her hair in 2006 and 2007. She said that she’s not bitter about her breakup with Tony Romo, either.

Despite gaining confidence in her body, she said that there is one deal breaker when it comes to acting. She said, “I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.”

Read the entire interview here.

There is one company that’s not bashing John Mayer for his Playboy interview. Apparently Vivid Entertainment saw his porn writing dream as a way to reach out to the embattled singer. They are offering him a chance to pursue his dream of writing porn.

The company wrote a letter to John, with hopes of helping him realize his dream. Stay classy you guys.

In the letter, they state, “We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. Your understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.”

Would you watch?

Britney Spears is keeping a low profile – Poor Britney

Jessica Alba is looking hideous – Amy Grindhouse

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards! – Celebrity Smack

John Mayer hearts gay pr0n – Litely Salted

Where’s Tina Fey’s Scar & Glasses? – Dipped In Cream

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like balls – I Need My Fix

Kendra Wilkinson really loves her hubby – Busy Bee Blogger

Sandra Bullock is getting a burning sensation, down there – Tragicomical

While Jessica Simpson giggled about John Mayer’s sexy comments and the rest of the world hated his racist stupidity, Holly Robinson Peete is flattered.

She said, “I’m levitating. There’s nothing that makes a 45-year-old mother of four feel better when she’s dropping her kids off at school than to get a link on my iPohne that says John Mayer thinks I’m hot. I don’t know who is happier, me or my husband. John Mayer is part of the soundtrack of our everyday lives. We always have music playing in the house, and it’s usually dad’s mixes with John Mayer songs. Rodney has like a big giant bromance crush on John Mayer.”

I guess she didn’t read the entire interview?

Update: I was right, she hadn’t had the opportunity to read the interview in its entirety. But that didn’t stop the internet from jumping all over her back. Read her full response here so you know what her day was like that day.

Jeez, how many times can John Mayer apologize for his racist comments?!? He has already tweeted an apology on Wednesday afternoon after suffering a wicked Twitter attack. Now, in front of an audience, he goes on and on about his “quest to be clever”.

Is John crying?!?? Video after the jump! (continue reading…)

John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to apologize for using the “N” word in his Playboy interview.

He tweeted, “Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.” (continue reading…)

John Mayer really REALLY enjoying banging Jessica Simpson. According to his Playboy interview, the singer said she was like “sexual napalm” and that he was addicted to sex with her.

More addictive cocaine sex, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In a new interview that he gave to Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to his “white supremacist” nether regions, when asked if African American women throw themselves at him.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

What do you think? See the entire interview here.

John Mayer’s love of attention tweeting may have caused his romance with Jennifer Aniston to go South. Who knew?

He said, “One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor I was dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction, and I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

Yes, John, some people would like to keep their private lives, you know, private?

Just as we’ve previously reported, John Mayer and Taylor Swift are more than friends.

A source said, “Taylor and John are absolutely more than ‘just friends’. They aren’t ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ or anything as provincial as that, but they have taken their friendship to the next level.”

Odd couple?

John Mayer has explained Tiger Woods’ troubles in one word: marriage.

Mayer offered up his thoughts on Tiger’s dirty text messages, saying that if Tiger were single, this would be a non-event.

He said, “Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said, ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”

It wouldn’t. But the fact of the matter is that Tiger is married.

Mayer went on to say that he’s had some dirty text messages, but they go unnoticed. He said, “I wrote a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”

Mayer added, “With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”