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John Mayer has revealed on his official website that he has undergone surgery on his throat to remove a granuloma just above his vocal cord. Now, he says that he’s currently on vocal rest.

He writes:

I wanted to give you an update on the granuloma just above my vocal cord. I had surgery this afternoon to remove it and am now on complete vocal rest for a month or more. It’s been a very long process in waiting to see if time was an alternative to surgery, but even given two weeks’ voice rest (along with many other approaches), there was no change for the better.

We’re praying that he’ll be able to contribute more to the world of music — when he’s all better. Stay strong, John.

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Yesterday, singer John Mayer took to his official Tumblr account to tell his legion of fans that he was forced to cancel some shows. The reason? He’s suffering from a granuloma.

He wrote:

Hi everyone,

After several months of going week to week monitoring and hoping to correct the condition, I am forced to cancel my upcoming singing engagements due to something next to my vocal cords called a granuloma.

I’m bummed to have to bow out of both the iheartradio Music Festival in Las Vegas and an appearance with Tony Bennett in Los Angeles. I know there were people depending on me to be there and I’m sorry that I can’t be on those stages.

‘Born and Raised’ is complete as far as music recording, song selection, and in some cases mixing, but because of this condition I couldn’t finish singing on several of the tracks. This means the record will be released next year instead of this fall or winter.

This is a temporary setback, though I’m not sure how long or short a period of time it will be. I’ve got the best doctors in the country looking after me and I will be singing and touring again as soon as I get the all clear. Until then I’ll be spending time writing and composing more music and kicking an empty soup can around the West Village.

I’m looking forward to seeing you again soon. Until then take good care.

John

We checked Wikipedia for “granuloma” and here’s what we’ve found:

Granuloma is a medical term for a tiny collection of immune cells known as macrophages. Granulomas form when the immune system attempts to wall off substances that it perceives as foreign but is unable to eliminate. Such substances include infectious organisms such as bacteria and fungi as well as other materials such as keratin and suture fragments. A granuloma is therefore a special type of inflammation that can occur in a wide variety of diseases.

Get well soon, John! Let’s hope that he’s able to get this condition taken care of!

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Now that Jennifer Aniston is happily moving in with her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, we’re hearing something from the peanut gallery AKA her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. Figures.

Apparently, he’s so distraught with regret that he’s eating like a broke college student. A pal of his reportedly said, “She was the one who got away. He’s definitely not thrilled to see Jen in so many photos with a new guy – especially one who is a cooler version of him.”

HA. A cooler version. His “pal” did NOT say that. If he did, then that dude needs to turn in his friend card, immediately. Celebitchy has more:

Now spending his time gorging on pizza bites, Hot Pickets and Smucker’s Uncrustables while writing new tunes in his home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, Mayer, 33, is ahem, heavy with regrets. “He’s just eating microwave food and getting chunky,” the pal adds of Mayer, who had notoriously held an impromptu street press conference to discuss an initial split with Aniston in 2008. “Seeing Jen happy now isn’t easy. He cared about her more than any of his other girlfriends.”

Too funny. I’m sure he’ll find some famewhore that’s willing to give him some comfort. Elisabetta Canalis is free.

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We haven’t heard a whole lot of anything from John Mayer as of late…but apparently he is still holding a candle for his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. Who knew?!??

When they were together, he only seemed to use her for the publicity, so why even bother???

Now that she’s steadily dating Justin Theroux, it seems that John wants her back. This sounds like a bad country song to us!

Reportedly, John has been sending her text messages, non-stop. A source said, “Jennifer is totally involved with Justin, and wants absolutely nothing to do with John. John broke Jen’s heart, but that doesn’t seem to faze him.”

The source went on to reveal, “He’s been relentless in his pursuit of Jennifer lately – texting her witty messages, sending love poems and calling to ask her out. But it’s been two years since they were together and Jen sees it as far too little too late. She feels she’s found a better, more responsibly and reliable man.”

You go girl. Ignore that jerk, you can do so much better!

Even though it was denied that they’ve hooked up at all, we’re hearing from a snitch that Miley Cyrus and John Mayer’s rumored romance was just a fling.

Miley doesn’t view her relationship with John as anything serious, despite the rumors of a hook up. Reportedly, the twosome kissed backstage at the Grammy Awards. Afterward, she was said to have followed him around all night like a lost puppy.

A source close to Miley said, “She definitely has a ‘flavor of the moment’ love life. She falls for the people she hangs out with and then when they stop working together it becomes a case of ‘out of sight, out of mind’. John was just a fling, nothing too serious.”

Reports recently hit the internet that Miley Cyrus was flirting with John Mayer backstage at the Grammy Awards. The rumors that circulated suggested that the Disney starlet grabbed his butt and he gave her a kiss when no one was looking. Sounds scandalous, doesn’t it?

Only if it were true!

The reports stated that, “She followed John around all night like a puppy dog”, adding that she “put her arm around his waist an even grabbed his behind.” Miley can do better than that, right???

A source close to Miley said that the reports of any hook up or otherwise between she and John are “not true” and also revealed that the two of them “only said ‘hello’ in passing.”

John Mayer is reportedly inflicting his douchebaggery on none other than Miley Cyrus! Yes, we get it now, you’re an adult!

Even though she spent a day flirting with Joshua Bowman at Griffith Park, she was said to be following John around at the Grammy Awards, like a lost little puppy! Ugh.

A snitch on the scene said, “At one point backstage, Miley was rubbing John’s back and, when he thought no one was looking, he leaned over and kissed her!”

Eww.. Come on, Miley! What are you thinking?!??

Miley’s response? The spy said, “Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!’”

So gross on so many levels!

It’s like the rest of the world outside of celebrity gossip circles just realized what we’ve already known for ages: John Mayer is an epic douchebucket. EPIC. There, we said it. And we would totally say it to your face, too, John. Because that’s how we roll.

John pulled out the douchey shenanigans with his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston — Thus being the reason why she’s his “EX-GIRLFRIEND”.

A snitch who recently hung out with his Royal Douchiness said that John was picked on and heckled by people on the street because of the notches on his bedpost.

The spy said, “Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person. Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him.”

In their defense, John did dare everyone to tell him that they thought he was a douchebag if that’s how they genuinely felt. So in a way, he was asking for it.

Star magazine started a rumor suggesting that Shenae Grimes and John Mayer started dating. Shenae heard the rumors and has taken to her Twitter account to respond.

She tweeted, “According to Star magazine John Mayer and I are in secret sexy cahoots. How wonderful for me. If wonderful meant embarassing. X”

And there you have it! She is obviously embarrassed that anyone would think she would have anything to do with John. Ha!

Give the woman some time, John! For crying out loud, Eva Longoria isn’t even divorced yet and John Mayer already wants to put his grubby little hands on her.

A friend of John’s said, “John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

On November 17th, Eva filed for divorce from her husband, Tony Parker. A friend of hers said, “No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

So, paws off Mayer!

She was rumored to be hitting it off with John Mayer, but now the rumors are heating up again Kim Kardashian’s relationship with rapper Kanye West!

In Touch Weekly reports:

There might be a fall chill in the air, but Kim Kardashian is keeping warm by snuggling up to Kanye West! Kim was spotted out with the rapper at Bijan’s Bistro in Chicago on October 19. Brian Schyler, a local jazz singer who was also dining at the late-night restaurant, tells In Touch exclusively, “Kanye had his arm around her all evening!” And Kim sat extra-close to Kanye until the wee hours of the morning. “He was rubbing her knee all night — they definitely looked like a couple,” Brian tells In Touch.

Who do you think is a better fit for Kim?