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There is one company that’s not bashing John Mayer for his Playboy interview. Apparently Vivid Entertainment saw his porn writing dream as a way to reach out to the embattled singer. They are offering him a chance to pursue his dream of writing porn.

The company wrote a letter to John, with hopes of helping him realize his dream. Stay classy you guys.

In the letter, they state, “We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. Your understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.”

Would you watch?

Britney Spears is keeping a low profile – Poor Britney

Jessica Alba is looking hideous – Amy Grindhouse

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards! – Celebrity Smack

John Mayer hearts gay pr0n – Litely Salted

Where’s Tina Fey’s Scar & Glasses? – Dipped In Cream

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like balls – I Need My Fix

Kendra Wilkinson really loves her hubby – Busy Bee Blogger

Sandra Bullock is getting a burning sensation, down there – Tragicomical

While Jessica Simpson giggled about John Mayer’s sexy comments and the rest of the world hated his racist stupidity, Holly Robinson Peete is flattered.

She said, “I’m levitating. There’s nothing that makes a 45-year-old mother of four feel better when she’s dropping her kids off at school than to get a link on my iPohne that says John Mayer thinks I’m hot. I don’t know who is happier, me or my husband. John Mayer is part of the soundtrack of our everyday lives. We always have music playing in the house, and it’s usually dad’s mixes with John Mayer songs. Rodney has like a big giant bromance crush on John Mayer.”

I guess she didn’t read the entire interview?

Update: I was right, she hadn’t had the opportunity to read the interview in its entirety. But that didn’t stop the internet from jumping all over her back. Read her full response here so you know what her day was like that day.

Jeez, how many times can John Mayer apologize for his racist comments?!? He has already tweeted an apology on Wednesday afternoon after suffering a wicked Twitter attack. Now, in front of an audience, he goes on and on about his “quest to be clever”.

Is John crying?!?? Video after the jump! (continue reading…)

John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to apologize for using the “N” word in his Playboy interview.

He tweeted, “Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.” (continue reading…)

John Mayer really REALLY enjoying banging Jessica Simpson. According to his Playboy interview, the singer said she was like “sexual napalm” and that he was addicted to sex with her.

More addictive cocaine sex, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In a new interview that he gave to Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to his “white supremacist” nether regions, when asked if African American women throw themselves at him.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

What do you think? See the entire interview here.

John Mayer’s love of attention tweeting may have caused his romance with Jennifer Aniston to go South. Who knew?

He said, “One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor I was dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction, and I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

Yes, John, some people would like to keep their private lives, you know, private?

Just as we’ve previously reported, John Mayer and Taylor Swift are more than friends.

A source said, “Taylor and John are absolutely more than ‘just friends’. They aren’t ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ or anything as provincial as that, but they have taken their friendship to the next level.”

Odd couple?

John Mayer has explained Tiger Woods’ troubles in one word: marriage.

Mayer offered up his thoughts on Tiger’s dirty text messages, saying that if Tiger were single, this would be a non-event.

He said, “Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said, ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”

It wouldn’t. But the fact of the matter is that Tiger is married.

Mayer went on to say that he’s had some dirty text messages, but they go unnoticed. He said, “I wrote a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”

Mayer added, “With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”

Earlier Monday, Joe Jonas was interviewed and debunked the rumors that he was dating Hilary Duff.

When the interviewer asked about ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, he said, “Ya know what? We actually recently reconnected. It’s good. I hope she wins a Grammy, she deserves it.”

Watch the cuteness, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In his “Rolling Stone” interview, John Mayer laid the verbal smackdown on blogger Perez Hilton. When asked about his face sucking buddy, he replied, “If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.”

Snap!

The ball’s in your court, Mario.

According to his new feature (and cover) of the latest issue of “Rolling Stone” magazine, John Mayer is sinking way too much energy into looking for love, just so that he can stop working at it.

According to Rolling Stone:

The 32-year-old singer-guitarist admits he prefers Continuum to his 2009 disc Battle Studies (”I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bullshit,” he says), that he hasn’t stopped thinking about his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston (”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life”) and that his sex life has become an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs (”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”). (continue reading…)

We totally called this one. While it was said that Selena Gomez cockblocked Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift’s heart fell into the hands of John Mayer.

Reportedly Mayer and Swift shared a nice intimate dinner together at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on January 6th.

A snitch said, “They came in together and got a private table in a corner of the restaurant. They seemed to really enjoy each other’s company. They definitely looked like a couple. John was telling stories, and she was hanging on every word!”

I can’t imagine John being that interesting, but whatever. Are you buying this?

Did “W” magazine photoshop out Rihanna’s hip? – Amy Grindhouse

Video: Jay Leno is taking over Kimmel! – Hollywood Dame

Stay classy, John Mayer – I Need My Fix

Where in the world is Jason Trawick? – Poor Britney

Heidi Montag compares herself to Michael Jackson – Popbytes

The Boss in swim trunks – Seriously OMG

Too many white people? – Dipped In Cream

Britney Spears’ boys pose for the paparazzi – Allie Is Wired

Katy Perry isn’t knocked up, here’s proof – Tragicomical

Rumor has it that Selena Gomez is the one that came between Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner’s budding romance. But she wasn’t alone in that, either. Rumors suggest John Mayer may have had something to do with it, as well. Since he’s on a Twitter hiatus for his “cleanse”, we won’t be able to ask him.

Taylor Squared met on the set of their movie, “Valentine’s Day” and have been a couple up until December. According to friends of the former duo, Selena and John may have had something to do with their split.

John was said to have caused a rift when he asked Taylor Swift to appear on his song, “Half Of My Heart”. He reportedly had a crush on her, but she wasn’t interested. (continue reading…)

John Mayer basically wants us all to back away from celebrity gossip, entertainment news and all that jazz — for an entire week!

He said:

*email only from laptop or desktop computers

*cell phones can only be used to make calls, and no text messages or e-mails are allowed – if you receive a text, you must reply in voice over the phone. E-mails must be returned from a laptop or desktop computer.

*no use of Twitter or any other social networking site – this includes reading as well as posting.

*no visiting of any entertainment or gossip sites. (No need to detail which ones – you know what they are.)

Methinks this photo is an accurate representation.

Even though John Mayer had the gossips in a spin over his seemingly racist comments toward Kumail Nanjiani recently, he still doesn’t want you to think he’s a douche this holiday season.

John went out and got himself some free PR from a homeless dude. While gallivanting out between the Slipper Room and the Darkroom, John was stopped by some poor fella, asking him for a quarter. Instead of giving him a quarter, John offered him a roastbeef sandwich at Katz’s. The guy said not to bother, but John persisted anad obliged when the guy asked, “How about a pizza?”

What John really could have done to make this guy’s Christmas special was to take him in the bar with him. Hey, he could’ve been his wing man.

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John Mayer attended the Slipper Room in New York City and opted to do a comedy routine. Nevermind the fact that he bombed his entire set, he was actually stepping on some toes. Apparently it was Pakistani comedian Kumail Nanjiani’s performance time.

Nanjiana kept mum about the stage hijacking until he attended comedy night at last night’s Get Of Your Knees at Bell House in Brooklyn.

He said that John bombed his twenty minutes and ate right into his time. Things only got hairy when John referred to the comedian as “Kabul”. If that wasn’t enough, John heckled Kumail, saying “he looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy.”

When John was asked about the incident, he said, “I felt really bad. I felt like I ruined his set.” Umm…duh! He also commented that the scenario was “combative in the sense that the crowd didn’t really accept the fact that the jock, the guy who gets the girls, was at a place where the guys go who talk about how they don’t get the girls.”

Racist? What do you think?

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John Mayer is a wanted man!

He just tweeted this little note, along with the above photo:

Ha!!! RT @angelinas427 http://twitpic.com/rn3a7 – @johncmayer is wanted by the FBI. being a ladies man is a dangerous thing.

What a dork. Truly.

If you are one of the many people that think John Mayer is a douchebag, then he has welcomed you to come down and call him that in person.

In the December issue of “Details” magazine, John offers this challenge to his haters, ‘Come and say it to my face.’

He said, “What if I had a booth on the street and I said, ‘Attention, everybody who hates me. If you have a problem with me, I’m ready to hear your gripes! I will be outside the Barneys store on 60th Street from two to four this afternoon. I will not be speaking to fans. I will only be speaking to people who do not like me. Come out and let me have it. I will not speak back.’”

He added, “How many people do you think would be standing there? I’m talking about people getting the chance to tell me directly, ‘I think you’re a douchebag.’ You know how many people would do it? Ze-ro. You know what they’d do? They’d walk up and say, ‘I’m just messin’ with ya.’ And you know what I’d say, ‘You’re a douchebag!’”

If I only had a plane ticket!

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John Mayer wants us all to GIVE KANYE WEST A BREAK, OKAY? I dunno what happened there, I think that statement was possessed by some caps loving freak…

Even though Kanye pulled a stage hijacking that got ripped on for a good month, John is calling on all of us to just let it go already. Note to John: We’ve let it go already, why are you bringing it up again?

He said, “Here’s how we work in America: We raise them and then we drop them…It went like this: ‘That was messed up Kanye! You deserve a punishment.’ Then, all of a sudden, the punishment got so severe, I was like, ‘Time out!’

He added, “If you just woke up now and you looked at the backlash on Kanye, you’d think that he actually firebombed the stage…It’s the MTV Video Music Awards. It’s not the G8 summit. I think he’s remorseful. I think this guy’s got to be reconsidering how he’s gonna act, and that’s fine. We learn from our little mistakes that happen in public.”

Wah wah wah….

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Alicia Keys has just released the album cover art for her new album, “The Element Of Freedom”. There was an imposter floating around previously, but this is the real deal.

Her fourth studio album is set to hit stores on December 15, 2009. It has been confirmed that this is the official album art, due to Alicia posting it on her Facebook account.

On November 24th, the singer will perform some of the songs from the album on the “Today Show”. Since embedding is disabled, you can view the official video for her first single, “Doesn’t Mean Anything” here on Youtube.

Her album is going to be great, I love her voice. Joining her for the “Today Show” performance are John Mayer, along with Susan Boyle. So you know it’s not something you’d want to miss.