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According to the latest issue of the National Enquirer, John Travolta has walked out on his wife, Kelly Preston!

His son Jett passed away in 2009 in the Bahamas, but he isn’t yet over the agony that has caused him. According to the magazine’s cover, he had a shocking breakdown over his dead son, leaving Kelly in tears.

An inset photo reveals that he sobs to Kelly that he still blames himself for Jett’s death.

Also featured in this issue is Kobe Bryant’s cheating scandal, which touts his affairs with 105 women. Holy crap, that’s the Tiger Woods scandal on steroids!

In addition to the death and cheating scandals, they’ve got a report on Lindsay Lohan’s face and what happened to it. Because that’s news, right? It must be a slow news day over at the Enquirer…

Speaking of slow, they are also reporting on why Katie Couric ditched her boy toy lover. Does anyone care??? Do you? Sound off in the comments and let us know.

Oscar winning actor Al Pacino is signed on for the new biopic based on the life of John Gotti Sr., titled, Gotti: Three Generations.

Pacino, 71, is set to join John Travolta, 57, and Lindsay Lohan, 24, in the new movie. Pacino is set to play Gambino family underboss, Neil Dellacroce, which is an associate and mentor to Travolta’s character, John Gotti Sr.

Also signed on for the movie are Joe Pesci, Kelly Preston and Elle Blue Travolta. Fiore Films CEO, Mark Fiore, said, “Al Pacino is one of the finest actors of all time and will bring an unsurpassed level of reality and excitement to the film.”

The movie has yet to name an actor to play John Gotti Jr. Fiore said, “My guess is it’s going to be someone that we may not really know. I only say that because I don’t know now who’s out there as a name where you say, ‘Oh, yeah, he could be Gotti Jr.’”

Who do you think should be cast in the movie as John Gotti Jr.?

Now that Lindsay Lohan has signed on for the new John Gotti biopic alongside Scientologist John Travolta, there have been rumors floating around that he was trying to indoctrinate her into his controversial religion. Alas, Lindsay is rebuffing the rumors, saying that she plans on remaining Catholic.

TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress has no plans whatsoever to become a Scientologist — she hasn’t taken any classes with the Church … and hasn’t even been asked to visit by current members.

We’re told Lindsay has nothing against the Church — but she was raised Catholic and plans to stay Catholic … in fact, she remains an avid practitioner to this day.

Interesting. I thought she switched to Judaism because of her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson?

Now that Lindsay Lohan is seemingly on her way to getting her life back on track, we’ve heard rumors that she has turned to Scientology!

Lindsay has inked a deal to appear alongside John Travolta in the John Gotti biopic and he has reportedly influenced her religious beliefs.

The actress, who once converted to Judaism while dating ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has decided to try out the celebrity cult religion known as Scientology.

An insider said, “Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing. He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow…now and forever.”

According to reports, Lindsay has already agreed to attend the Church Of Scientology’s induction course. The source revealed, “John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counselors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”

Now that her friend Kirstie Alley is kicking butt on Dancing With The Stars, Kelly Preston might just want to join in on the fun!

Reportedly, Kelly wants to follow in Kirstie’s footsteps by appearing on the popular dance competition. A source said, “Kelly has auditioned and she is a shoe-in. If she wants on the show, there’s a good chance it could happen.”

She would have to be better than Kendra, right? I mean, it’s possible a dead person could out-dance her, so Kelly’s chances are good.

She has also taken over Kirstie’s Twitter account on Monday nights in order to garner votes for her friend. Her husband John Travolta also appeared on the show as the “Dance Doctor”, so it’s likely that she wants to have some fun with it, as well.

What do you think of Kelly on the show? Would you watch?

Producers of the new movie about John Gotti are looking to cast Kim Kardashian opposite John Travolta’s character!

They’re eyeballing Kim to play John Gotti’s daughter-in-law, Kim Gotti, in his new biopic. TMZ has the scoop:

Sources connected with the movie tell TMZ, Kim recently met with executive producers on the film to discuss the possibility of playing Kim Gotti in the movie.

Nothing’s been signed yet — but we’re told KK’s a front-runner to land the role … and producers have expressed strong interest in casting her … to act.

Wait, Kim Kardashian can act?!?? This is BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

Ricky Gervais went crazy with his Golden Globes monologue, verbally attacking every celebrity in the room. As far as Scientologists go, he really laid it on thick. When speaking about films that didn’t make the cut, he talked about I Love You, Phillip Morris, which he referred to as “two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay.”

Then, he added, “Sort of the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists then.” After a pause and the reaction from the audience, he added, “My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.”

TMZ reports that John Travolta didn’t take too kindly to Ricky or his jokes:

John Travolta — who was the implied butt of a controversial joke from Ricky Gervais during the Golden Globes — seemed to acknowledge the situation last night when he told our photog the event was “more like a roast” than an awards show.

John was all smiles leaving an event at the Hollywood Palladium last night as dozens of fans asked for autographs and congratulated him on his new baby. But he was stone cold silent when we asked him if he had any words for Gervais.

Sometimes saying nothing truly says it all.

It was funny, though. All of it. What did you think? Did Ricky go too far?

Kelly Preston and husband John Travolta grace the cover of the newest issue of Hello magazine — showing off their adorable new addition!

On the cover is the happy couple with baby Benjamin. Aren’t they just so adorable and cute? He was born on November 23, 2010. John said of their new family member, he gives “the house a renewed spirit and purpose.”

He also said, “He’s brought us a new beginning. He is the best gift we could possibly have.”

So cute!

John Travolta requests the judge to drop the extortion charges against the two individuals. They tried to extort 25 million dollars from John last October.

The two people tried to extort money from him when they where trying to save his son Jett from a fatal seizure. He dropped the charges from the extortionists because he simply didn’t want to go to the Bahama’s again to revisit the tragedy.

He said, “It was finally time to put this matter behind us … I concluded that it was in my family’s best interest for me not to voluntarily return to the Bahamas to testify a second time at trial.”

Hopefully he and his family recovers mentally from the tragic day his son died.

Courtney Love’s Five TwitVid Makeup Tutorials – Amy Grindhouse

Brangelina are definitely over now? – Hollywood Dame

Hilarious: Heidi Montag’s unseen footage! – Poor Britney

Justin Timberlake rebuilds his empire – I Need My Fix

John Travolta brings Scientology to Haiti – Dipped In Cream

The Kardashians to debut new fashion line in NYC – Busy Bee Blogger

Win it! Michael Jackson’s This Is It DVD! – Allie Is Wired

Justin Bieber is a sexy little VMan – Gossip Teen

These are awesome, and somehow the surreal theme (John Travolta in heels, Liberace cooking something in his underwear, Prince with an awkward boner… ok just kidding) makes them all the more enjoyable. What other mashups of albums could be done, and how tastelessly awesome could they be? If anyone knows of any other album cover mashups, please link them in the comments. [via reddit]