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We were just getting ready to throw Jennifer Aniston a slick high five after hearing reports that she had Heidi Montag banned from walking the red carpet for the premiere of their new movie, Just Go With It. That was, until we found out that it was probably just another publicity stunt from this reality show twit.

The movie made its premiere on Tuesday, and Heidi unleashed a few choice words for Jennifer. She said, “I’m so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing’. I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me.”

Then, Heidi undug the foot from her mouth and released a new statement. She said, “I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true. It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie. I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be in Los Angeles with my dogs. I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding.”

Who else thinks that she did this for the publicity? Who else would call Heidi Montag “polarizing”, except for her biggest fan…Herself???

I am totally surprised to report that reality actress Heidi Montag has landed herself a movie role.

She tweeted, “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming Monday!!!!! This is one of the best days of my life!! Getting ice cream to celebrate!…jump for joy!”

The movie is titled, Just Go With It and also stars Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman.

She must not have gotten the memo that Nicole is box office poison. This is going to end well.