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There have been quite a lot of rumors going around since the dawn of time about the occupants of Jennifer Aniston’s uterus, so this week is no different. OK! magazine decided it was time for them to plant a baby there.

It’s a shame really that they don’t have the time (?) or the creativity to come up with anything other than another lame old story about Jen is getting pregnant, adopting, planning twins, getting married, rinse, repeat

Doesn’t it get old when they lose all originality and since they obviously missed a deadline for the Amanda Knox story, they go straight to a “Jen is knocked up” story. It’s sad, really.

Do you think that if Jennifer were actually pregnant, that she would go to a tabloid like OK! magazine with her happy news? Methinks not.

Are we all so preoccupied with this crap that we want to read about her fake pregnancies, adoptions and wedding rumors all of the time?!?

What’s the fascination, people??? I don’t get it. When and if Jennifer decides to put up a “No Vacancy” sign on her girl parts, then we’ll know for 100% sure that she let Justin Theroux put a baby in there. At this point, that’s the only sign we’re taking as confirmation.

There has been a lot of buzz lately surrounding Jennifer Aniston and her new man, Justin Theroux. They’ve shacked up together, after he left his girlfriend of fourteen years. Now, it’s being reported that they’re planning on getting married in Cabo San Lucas!

As In Touch Weekly is now reporting, Justin bought Jennifer a ring that would put the ring Brad Pitt got her to shame!

In the new issue of ITW, the ring is said to be “meaningful” and “unique”. She also calls Justin her “soul mate” and a long time friend of the happy couple tells how they met and fell in love.

They’re also reporting about how he proposed to her! Do you think it’s true? Perhaps a second marriage is the charm for Jennifer? After a very public divorce from Brad, is she ready to settle down again?

They already live together and he bid on a $450,000 painting for her. Is it true love? What do you think? Sound off in the comments!

According to the new cover of In Touch Weekly, they are really beating a dead horse claiming that Jennifer Aniston’s man, Justin Theroux, has threatened Brad Pitt over his comments in that Parade article.

These Brangelina/JustJen conflict posts are starting to feel quite redundant today.

I’m just about Brangelina’d out here. Seriously, he gives one interview to promote his new movie, Moneyball, and the tabloids are in hysterics in an effort to sell magazines.

Blah blah Justin threatened Brad and told him to blah blah “shut his mouth” and blah blah. Brad’s living a lie, but he loves Angelina, blah blah. It all starts to roll together to where none of it is really believable anymore. Angelina wants Jen’s new man and Jen demanded an apology from Brad.

What is more likely is that Jennifer got word about Brad’s comments in Parade and said, “Not cool”. That translates into an “explosive” phone call, “demanding” an apology — in tabloid speak.

Are you tired of the rumors about these guys already? Let me know what you think!

Apparently everyone and their mother is covering the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston “fake” love triangle. Even the National Enquirer is jumping into the fray with their latest cover, saying that Angelina wants Jennifer’s new man!

According to their report, there was an “explosive fight” after Angelina offered to have Justin over for dinner and offered him a movie role. Of course, Jen “raged”, saying, “Keep your hands off him!”

Also featured in this issue are the Enquirer’s claims that Kirstie Alley is suffering from bulimia. This is something she heard about prior to the tabloid’s story and has taken to her official Twitter account to debunk.

Last night, she tweeted:

Soo.. heard that the Enquirer is running with a story that Im bulemic…lol..JEEZ!!! “sources” JEEZ.. never hurled a meal in my life..JEEZ

Welcome to my dollhouse..when Im fat I weigh 400 lbs When Im lean Im Bulemic.. when a size 6 Im a size 10… maybe Imma dude & dont know it

Im REALLY commited and strong willed…If I was bulemic I can assure U I would be a size zero… I smell a big ole lawsuit.. do U??

This story will not run in UK.. just watch.. in UK the source must be REAL and named….Enquirer, Im coming for u this time..get ready!!

Bulemmia, is a serious sitiation not to be taken lightly.. it can cause death..this accusation is degrading 2 those who from suffer it.

important to me that you know I lost ALL my weight in the healthiest possible way..organic delicious foods, my Rescue Me & dancing…period

I can’t say that I blame her for wanting to take them to court over their story. She has lost a lot of weight since appearing on Dancing With The Stars, but tabloids sometimes take things just a step too far.

What do you think?

Just a day before the tabloids have their way with the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston rumors, we’re hearing reports that Brad actually hates Jennifer’s new man, Justin Theroux.

Sources have revealed that Brad isn’t a fan of Jennifer’s new boyfriend. Reportedly, the source has even revealed that Brad “hates” Justin to Britain’s Now magazine.

The source said, “Brad thinks Jen needs someone who isn’t as moody and mysterious as Justin. He’s always wanted to see Jen end up with her own ‘happily ever after’, partly due to his guilt over ending their marriage. But he doesn’t like Justin and has made his feelings clear to anyone who’s asked him.”

Are you buying this story? Or is it just a lame attempt by Now to sell magazines? Let us know what you think!

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Jennifer Aniston only started dating her boyfriend, Justin Theroux last year and they’ve recently moved in together. But according to In Touch Weekly, they’ve already had a wedding ceremony on the beach! Who knew? And guess what else? The wedding the second time around was so much “sweeter”.

They tout the “dress, the vows and the surprise celebrity guest” on the cover next to a photo of Jennifer in a white dress. Oh they’re getting better at making up stuff. I wonder if they’re claiming that she’s already pregnant, inside of the magazine. Because that would just be icing on the cake, right?

Also featured in this issue is “What J.Lo knew about Jada and Marc”, Maci Bookout has another baby on the way and the new home where Jennifer and Justin will raise their babies!

When will the lies end? Jennifer will be dead and gone and they’ll still be talking about how Brad always loved her and their secret rendezvous. It’s sad, really.

What do you think? Is there an ounce of truth to any of this?

Because apparently there are so many people on this planet who are preoccupied with the contents of Jennifer Aniston’s uterus, Us Magazine is featuring her on their cover. And no, it’s not twins this time. It’s the BABY COUNTDOWN!

According to the cover, Jennifer has decided to quit smoking and drinking, which is the first sign that she’s incubating a fetus. The second sign? She’s decorating her new home with her boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Clearly, she’s thinking of babies there. I mean, who redecorates their home without the thoughts of babies clamoring in their heads? No one I know. And the most obviously truthiness about the whole thing, she’s gaining weight and having morning sickness, which would seem like an oxymoron.

To discount all of the above, I’ll need to take a few minutes to enjoy my frosty beverage while pondering how Us Magazine manages to pay people to come up with this BS.

Point 1: She quit smoking and drinking. Logical explanation: She wants to be healthy.
Point 2: She’s redecorating her home. Logical explanation: She’s human and likes new things.
Point 3: She’s having morning sickness and gaining weight. Logical explanation: Weight gain caused by getting comfy with her new man. (Married men, I know you hear me on this.) Morning sickness: Would affect said weight gain, and by reason of nature, must be a lie.

Now that Jennifer Aniston is happily moving in with her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, we’re hearing something from the peanut gallery AKA her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. Figures.

Apparently, he’s so distraught with regret that he’s eating like a broke college student. A pal of his reportedly said, “She was the one who got away. He’s definitely not thrilled to see Jen in so many photos with a new guy – especially one who is a cooler version of him.”

HA. A cooler version. His “pal” did NOT say that. If he did, then that dude needs to turn in his friend card, immediately. Celebitchy has more:

Now spending his time gorging on pizza bites, Hot Pickets and Smucker’s Uncrustables while writing new tunes in his home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, Mayer, 33, is ahem, heavy with regrets. “He’s just eating microwave food and getting chunky,” the pal adds of Mayer, who had notoriously held an impromptu street press conference to discuss an initial split with Aniston in 2008. “Seeing Jen happy now isn’t easy. He cared about her more than any of his other girlfriends.”

Too funny. I’m sure he’ll find some famewhore that’s willing to give him some comfort. Elisabetta Canalis is free.

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Justin Theroux dumped his long-time girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, for Jennifer Aniston. Now, we’re hearing reports that he really doesn’t have any intention on marrying her!

They have already taken their relationship to the next level by moving in together, but that might be as far as it goes, according to a source close to Justin. The snitch said that he’s just not the marrying kind because he doesn’t like to be tied down.

The pal said, “Justin will never marry her. He’s not the marrying type – as you can see from the 14-year relationship he was in that didn’t end in marriage. He is not the kind of guy to be owned.”

He went on to reveal, “Jen is the complete opposite of Justin. She’s all about Malibue and shopping and trying to stay young while Justin is about being an artist. The last place Jen would want to go in New York would be a dive bar.”

He added that Justin was “very taken” when he met and fell in love with Jennifer, saying, “He totally lied to Heidi and broke her heart.”

Do you think they will get married?

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On the new issue of In Touch Weekly, they’ve got Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, with the caption, “Justin’s ex warns Jen! Hooked on Mr. Wrong!”

Justin and his ex-girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, were together for fourteen years, before he split with her to be with Jennifer. Now, she’s in the tabloid, warning Jennifer about him.

Reportedly, he has a criminal past, he “cruelly mocked” Jen and “He’ll never be faithful!”

In the inset photo, they’ve got Justin and Heidi together, with the caption, “He lied to my face!”

If he’s such a criminal and a cheater, then why was she with him for so long? That’s what I want to know.

Seriously, why can’t people just leave Jennifer alone and let her be happy? If it weren’t for his ex coming forward, they’d probably have her on the cover with a pregnancy quote or split rumors. It’s like she’s cursed or something.

What do you think? Leave Jen alone?

We’ve already reported that Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, were house hunting together — but now we’re hearing that their relationship is on the fast track even more!

Reportedly, they were already said to be pre-engaged, and now the rumor mill suggests that they’re also planning to get married before the end of the year!

A source said, “Jennifer feels there’s no reason to wait. She’s never felt more comfortable nor felt she had so much in common with a man as she does with Justin.”

The source went on to say that Jen wants to have a small ceremony in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where they would only invite a few close friends.

Apparently, she doesn’t want to wear white, either. The snitch revealed that Jen is considering wearing a “short off-white” or “pastel” dress.

Do you think the rumors are true? Will Jennifer tie the knot before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Let us know what you think!

Even though they’ve only just went public with their romance, it’s being rumored that Jennifer Aniston and her new squeeze, Justin Theroux are going house hunting together!

The couple met during the filming of her new movie, Wanderlust, but started dating after he broke up with his girlfriend of fourteen years. Reportedly, the twosome have been looking around, scouting out homes in Beverly Hills.

According to reports, they have been visiting up to six mansions a day, while in search for a new place together. They were even said to have looked at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi’s home, which will cost them a cool $60 million.

Jennifer has already sold her mansion in Beverly Hills for $38 million and has to buy another place in a hurry, because she has to be out of the place by the end of the month.

Do you think it’s too soon for rumors to start popping up about them moving in together? Is Jennifer in that much of a rush for a nice relationship to blossom? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

We haven’t heard a whole lot of anything from John Mayer as of late…but apparently he is still holding a candle for his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. Who knew?!??

When they were together, he only seemed to use her for the publicity, so why even bother???

Now that she’s steadily dating Justin Theroux, it seems that John wants her back. This sounds like a bad country song to us!

Reportedly, John has been sending her text messages, non-stop. A source said, “Jennifer is totally involved with Justin, and wants absolutely nothing to do with John. John broke Jen’s heart, but that doesn’t seem to faze him.”

The source went on to reveal, “He’s been relentless in his pursuit of Jennifer lately – texting her witty messages, sending love poems and calling to ask her out. But it’s been two years since they were together and Jen sees it as far too little too late. She feels she’s found a better, more responsibly and reliable man.”

You go girl. Ignore that jerk, you can do so much better!

Us Weekly’s new cover shows Jennifer Aniston and how she pulled an “Angelina” by stealing her man!

Since Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt away from Jennifer and decided to grow a rainbow nation of children, it appears that Jennifer didn’t take anything away from that whole experience. That’s what Us Weekly wants you to believe anyways.

They claim that Jennifer stole her new man, Justin Theroux, away from his live-in girlfriend, Heidi Bivens. A source said, “Jen went after him. Jen wanted Justin and it didn’t matter that he was already with someone.”

Of course, they filmed Wanderlust together, but that doesn’t mean that Jen was pursuing anything with him at the time. He and Heidi’s relationship went south in March, causing her to move out of their formerly shared residence. In May, Jen and Justin seemed to hit it off. I’d hardly call that man stealing….but I digress.

The inside snitch says that Heidi didn’t know that Jen was teh catalyst in her relationship ending, “until now”.

The Heidi source added, “It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”

Indeed! Do you think Jennifer pulled an Angelina? Or are the tabloids just digging at this point?

Jennifer Aniston called Angelina Jolie “uncool” after she snagged Brad Pitt’s affections away and now she’s getting branded as a homewrecker. She’s recently said to be dating Justin Theroux, but his ex-girlfriend of 14 years says Jen is a man thief!

Justin’s ex-girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, has already moved out of their formerly shared home, after it was confirmed that he and Jennifer were dating. She was left devastated after he abruptly dumped her to get closer to Jennifer.

A source said, “Heidi is heartbroken. She was completely blindsided. She and Justin had been together for years, they had a home. Then he met Jennifer and everything changed. At first he claimed he and Jen were friends.”

The two were said to have met during the filming of her latest movie, Wanderlust. A pal of Justin’s has already denied the homewrecking reports, saying, “Things were already over between him and Heidi before he got close to Jen.”

I would hope that she would never have stolen someone else’s boyfriend or husband. Thankfully it seems that she took something away from the Brangelina drama.