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Reportedly, Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley tried to kill herself right after the premiere of the show made its debut, according to her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis.

Days after the show premiered, he said that she called him and told him that she “swallowed a bottle of pills” and “insinuated that she tried to kill herself.”

He said, “I rushed home and talked her out of the bathroom because she locked herself in.”

He went on to say, “She was upset how she was portrayed on national television!” He also added that she may have been feeling guilty for cheating on him with DJ Pauly D.

Remember, this is the same guy who allegedly tried selling pre-plastic surgery nude photos of her right after she got famous…

After going through an awful breakup with Tom Lippolis, Jenni “JWoww” Farley thinks she has found Mr. Right in her new boyfriend, Roger Matthews.

She said, “I didn’t realize how happy I could be in a relationship.”

She went on to say, “Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year. I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.”

She’ll be in Italy filming the fourth season of Jersey Shore, but she’s hoping that the distance will bring them closer together. She added, “It might be hard, but I think it’ll make us stronger. I’m going to make sure he can visit at least once or twice, even for just 24 hours.”

What do you think of JWoww’s motherhood dreams?

Accorrding to reports, there is a little more to the JWoww nude photo scandal story that we know about.

Her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis went to court to try to release the photos, but has since been blocked. Now, her lawyer, Rudy Fusco said, “Jenni is obviously very happy that the judge saw it her way. Tom is out there right now, doing a lot of press, radio shows and the Twitter, the Facebook – all that fun stuff. I saw a post of his describing the pictures, and that’s not the whole story — trust me. The pictures are a lot more graphic than that. They’re not what he’s making them out to be.”

Reportedly, the photos were taken when Jenni was under anesthesia, but Tom says otherwise. Her lawyer went on to say, “He’s also trying to say that Jenni is just throwing this in there as a way to deflect attention from the contractual argument that they’re having — and that’s not true at all, either. If he remembers, we sent him a letter back in September requesting these photos and avoiding any legal action, which he obviously declined.”

He added, “There’s a lot more to the story that Jenni has not released yet. We’re thinking about releasing background information so that people can get a better picture of the crap that he’s trying to do and what these pictures truly represent.”

Oh just release them already!

Last week, Kim Kardashian was spotted in some candid photos, with plumper lips! This caused speculation that the reality starlet was having lip injections done. Still, she denied it, saying that the actual culprit is the flu. Yeah, suuuuurrrreee!

Now, Jersey Shore actress Jenni “JWoww” Farley has a little something to say about Kim’s denial. She said, “Funny how stars don’t man up to their plastic surgery….I did. Blaming it on colds, etc. Is just hysterical.”

Too funny. Sadly enough, she does have a point. When it’s obvious, it’s OBVIOUS. What do you think?

Jersey Shore has to be the dumbest show on the face of the planet. Seriously, does anyone who doesn’t need to feel better about their insecure selves watch this show???

On an episode, we think season one, Jenni “JWoww” Farley gave us this epic quote. She said, “I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.”

And then there’s Snooki…don’t even get us started on that troll. I don’t know why we’re bringing this up, except to say that it’s an epic slow day here at Earsucker.com. After a long week’s worth of work, you just want to cozy up with some stupidity from these broads, right? I think I’ve answered my own question….no?

Thanks to Robyn for the heads up!

If you thought the real Jersey Shore was stupid, look at what these idiots are passing around on Twitter.

Snooki tweeted the above photo, saying, “love this” and JWoww re-tweeted it, adding, “Omg lol classic”.

What’s killing me is that these mini-me’s are all of about ten-years-old and the JWoww one looks so terrible. How on Earth did they think it was classy to make some poor children dress up to look like them?

Madness, I tell you. Madness.

Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley sure has some skeletons in her closet — of the naked sort.

Apparently her ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis, says that he has nude photos of her before and after her second boob job and liposuction. They are currently battling it out in court over his claims that she hasn’t paid him his management fees. Still, she doesn’t want him releasing the nudie pics so everyone will see her reported botched boob job.

Tom said, “Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite. There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.”

He went on to say, “She is really concerned I’m going to sell nude photos of her. She doesn’t want people to see what she looked like before she had all her surgeries.”

Radar Online has the dirty details:

RadarOnline.com broke the story that JWOWW filed an Order To Show Cause at Nassau County Supreme Court on Tuesday in New York, with Judge Jeffrey Brown to stop her former lover and manager from ‘”cashing-in” on the images.

But Lippolis claims she is just using the photos to avoid the real issue… money.

“Her motion is totally unrelated to my original lawsuit for unpaid wages. This motion is her way to retaliate because she doesn’t want to pay me,” he told us. ‘I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head.”

Ironically, despite allowing at least two sets of naked photos to be taken of her, JWOWW reportedly turned down a whopping $400,000.00 to pose nude for Playboy.

Why all the chatter? Just release them already.

Jersey Shore starlet Jenni “JWoww” Farley was offered $400,000 to bare all in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine, but has since turned it down.

She talked to Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning to discuss why she turned down the offer for the men’s publication.

She said, “I’m not gonna do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there that everyone will probably see soon, and that’s what I’m going to go with.”

Then Ryan asked, “What’s better than $400,000?”, to which she responded, “You’ll have to wait and see!”

Any guesses?

Playgirl has offered Jersey Shore actor Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Isn’t that kind of a low number, considering Playboy just offered Jeni Farley $400,000 to pose for them? That figure seems like an insult, if you ask me. They shelled out $100,000 for Levi Johnston to show absolutely nothing in his spread.

According to a Playgirl rep, “We would offer Vinny $30,000 plus a portion of the proceeds.”

Boring! Next!

So there are some people in this world who want to see Jeni Farley AKA JWoww take it all off for Playboy. Interesting.

The magazine has reportedly offered the Jersey Shore star a whopping $400,000 to pose in their magazine.

Radar Online reports:

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.

“Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000,” revealed our source.

What do you think? Should she do it?

It wasn’t bad enough that JWoww took some nude photos, but now we’ve heard that Snooki also got naked in front of the camera.

RadarOnline reports:

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.

Gross, gross and even more gross. Is there a market for this madness?

Update: I’ve heard that there’s video, too! Could your eyes handle that? Lulz.

Update #2: You pervs can view the photo here. You’re welcome.