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The porn star that went on to blab to the world about Charlie Sheen’s sexcapades, Kacey Jordan, also told the media that Charlie has a mouth full of golden chompers. We weren’t sure whether or not to believe that, because Charlie is uber-rich and could get some of the best dental work possible.

But, alas, we were wrong!

Charlie had his picture taken during his 36-hour bender and it’s true! He’s got nothing but a messed up grill! Who knew?

The porn star went on to reveal that Charlie has a device that he puts over his teeth to wear outside. Craziness.

Related: Charlie Sheen has a sex tape!

Charlie Sheen is dodging the bullet in his recent drug scandal!

According to reports, Charlie isn’t going to be charged for using cocaine, even though he was said to have a briefcase full of cocaine delivered to his mansion last week. The actor will not be prosecuted but the LAPD despite all of the people who have come forward to say that he was basically swimming in cocaine for 36 hours.

Reportedly, when 911 was called, the drugs were cleaned up before the L.A. City Fire Department responded to the 911 call for help. Officers are not looking into the alleged overdose because Charlie is not on probation for any previous crime or “engaged in another form of criminal activity.”

What? Since when is doing mountains of cocaine legal?

The porn star at the party, Kacey Jordan, said, “He did a ton of cocaine, the girls saying he snorts cocaine is a lie because Charlie Sheen only smokes cocaine, he loves to drink, first is the drinking until the point of oblivion and then comes the crack cocaine and he smokes that non-stop. The hernia story was just to protect the actual OD he had from cocaine use.”

Charlie Sheen’s porn star friend, Kacey Jordan, once babysat Britney Spears’ children, Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline! Who knew that K-Fed or Britney would ever let a porn star near their kids?!??

TMZ has the scoop:

Turns out after Britney and Kevin split, Kacey Jordan and K-Fed dated briefly. We’re told K-Jor spent a lot of time at K-Fed’s house and would even babysit the kids from time to time when he would go out and do … whatever it is he does.

Kacey tells TMZ, “I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming … they were great.”

Did she get paid $30,000 for that?!???

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Kacey Jordan must be one happy porn star now!

According to TMZ, the adult film actress tried cashing that $30,000 check that Charlie Sheen gave her last week, but the bank didn’t have the entire amount on-hand. So they gave her $8,000 in cash and another check for $22,000.

So she had to return to the bank with some mysterious looking guy to cash that check. Still, she was all smiles — and why wouldn’t she be? She got paid more for 36 hours of “work” than some of us make all year.

Pity. It’s a mere drop in the bucket for Charlie.

Charlie Sheen wrote one of his porn star friends, Kacey Jordan, for her services as an escort, during his 36-hour cocaine bender. He wrote the $30,000 out to cash and told her to take the check to the bank.

TMZ reports:

Sources involved in the bender tell us … Sheen broke out his checkbook during a conversation with a porn star Wednesday in which he asked her to join the “porn family” he wants to create.

We’re told Sheen — in a showing of good faith — wrote a $30,000 check made out to “cash” and told the porn star to take it to the bank … and the money was hers.

Obviously, the porn star darted for her car — and when she got to the bank, the teller called Charlie AND one of Sheen’s business associates to verify the transaction. Luckily for the porn star, it cleared.

She went on and blabbed to the media about Charlie’s cocaine and porn star party. She also said that Charlie promised her a baby blue convertible Bentley, which is entirely possible.

What do you think?

We’ve learned that Charlie Sheen was partying with porn stars again last night! This time, it was porn star Kacey Jordan who was the subject of his wild trysts.

The 22-year-old adult film star was at Charlie’s mansion yesterday when she took to Twitter to post the above photo. She tweeted, “It’s officially 24 hours of drinking! Hehe”, followed by, “my phones are ringing off the hook! ugh!”, which was just tweeted a little over a half hour ago.

TMZ reports:

We’re told Jordan — who’s reportedly 22 years old — was contacted by a 3rd party on behalf of the actor … who invited her over to Charlie’s place Tuesday night to “party.”

Sources connected to the situation tell us when Jordan arrived to Sheen’s place — the actor told her he was a huge fan and had been “searching for her for a year.”

We’re told 4 other women were at Sheen’s home when Jordan showed up — and Sheen’s shirt was stained with wine.

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