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Kanye West must be tired of rambling on in all caps at KanyeUniversecity, because he has launched a new website at KanyeWest.com.

The rapper launched the site on Wednesday, featuring a new video, titled, “Coldest Winter”. Another entry shows his girlfriend half-naked, wearing not much more than a tube top (NSFW larger photo at the source).

So far, it appears that Kanye is sticking to presenting things without comment on this new site. Let’s see how long that lasts.

The Tiger Woods apology remix! – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: Kanye West’s “Coldest Winter” – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan dishes on drugs & rehab – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped by her record label – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Houston bombs in Brisbane, Australia – Dipped In Cream

Whiskey In Churches vs. Perez Hilton’s musical choice – Poor Britney

Angelina Jolie looks girlie in Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

Hilary Duff rocks her gigantic ring – I Need My Fix

Kanye West hasn’t lashed out, surprisingly, over recent claims that he had a royal hissy fit over his seating on a recent flight.

He said, and not in all caps:

I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because ‘it’s on the internet.’ This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead of putting me in first. There was absolutely no altercation in any way. There’s been many a time where I’ve given someone in coach my business or first class seat in order to sit next to a friend I bumped into. I really could care less about where I sit on the plane. It’s hard to deal with the rumors sometimes. As a good person with a warm heart, it does bother me. I’m not bigger than feeling pain, embarrassment, stress and worry. Have you ever been lied on??? How does it make you feel??? You wanna tell everybody it’s not true right? Thank you to all my fans who still love and support me even though it’s not the trend right now! I’m sleeping in the studio and I won’t let you guys down!

Okay, we were wrong. It’s not the first time. Our apologies, Ye.

What Kanye wants, Kanye gets!

According to Page Six, Kanye West was on a flight out of LAX to New York on Monday night when he found that he wasn’t seated in first class. He, along with his assistant, were seated in business class, instead.

He proceeded to throw a hissy fit of epic proportions until the situation was remedied. A source said, “He wanted to be bumped up.” And he was.

I expect an all caps fueled rant on his blog in 3…..2….1..

UPDATE: Debunked by Kanye in official response.

The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards have kicked off with a performance by Elton John and Lady Gaga and they are both wearing dirt all over their faces. It’s a weirdness competition.

Here are the winners from tonight’s telecast: (continue reading…)

Amber Rose made quite the fashion statements as they left the Cerruti Men runway show in Paris, France on Friday.

She wore a barely-there number that screams LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! Okay, honey, walk away from the caps lock key and everything will be alright. Speaking of which, isn’t that Kanye West’s gig? The caps lock key not the dress.

Fame Pictures

Chris Brown is still making awesome choices – Amy Grindhouse

Kanye West is not invited to help Haiti – Hollywood Dame

Free Britney fans are anxious for court – Poor Britney

Kylie Minogue is a little bit bisexual? – Dipped In Cream

A Spice Girls musical is in the works! – I Need My Fix

This is why Madonna always looks mad – Allie Is Wired

Taking Dawn has just released a new video, titled, “Time To Burn” and they rock it hardcore. Okay, well maybe not hardcore, but they’re bringing back hard rock. With their Saliva-esque guitars and the sound of what James Hetfield’s vocals would’ve been like, if he hadn’t gone douche.

They’ve even taken time to poke fun at Kanye West’s VMA’s outburst, albeit a few months behind the curve.

Overall, their music doesn’t suck. Video and tour dates after the jump! (continue reading…)

In a new post on his official site, Kanye West has vowed to lock down the caps lock key keep getting better this year.

He also said that he’s back in the studio making new music, so we have that to look forward to: (continue reading…)

John Mayer wants us all to GIVE KANYE WEST A BREAK, OKAY? I dunno what happened there, I think that statement was possessed by some caps loving freak…

Even though Kanye pulled a stage hijacking that got ripped on for a good month, John is calling on all of us to just let it go already. Note to John: We’ve let it go already, why are you bringing it up again?

He said, “Here’s how we work in America: We raise them and then we drop them…It went like this: ‘That was messed up Kanye! You deserve a punishment.’ Then, all of a sudden, the punishment got so severe, I was like, ‘Time out!’

He added, “If you just woke up now and you looked at the backlash on Kanye, you’d think that he actually firebombed the stage…It’s the MTV Video Music Awards. It’s not the G8 summit. I think he’s remorseful. I think this guy’s got to be reconsidering how he’s gonna act, and that’s fine. We learn from our little mistakes that happen in public.”

Wah wah wah….

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

The Country Music Awards were on tonight…for the two of you out there that actually care about this crap….Yes, mom, I’m looking at you….

The highlights of the show included Taylor Swift winning a buttload of awards and throwing a chair, along with Hootie winning an award, and Carrie Underwood with Brad Paisley making a Kanye West joke.

After the jump, for the comedy: (continue reading…)

I know that the Kanye West interruptus 2009 has been played out, but I just couldn’t help myself. This was screaming for something to be said by the ALL CAPS RAPPER.

Of course, I’m referring to this post, in case you were wondering.

There’s another Twitter hoax going around that Kanye West has gone to the big gay fish heaven in the sky. But that isn’t true….

Don’t worry, he’ll be blogging mad in no time IN ALL CAPS!

I need a hobby, seriously.

Lady Gaga said that she and Kanye West parted ways on their “Fame Kills” tour due to “creative differences”, and has subsequently replaced him with Kid Cudi.

In case that name sounds familiar, it’s because he hacked up “Poker Face” and made it his own, newly titled song, “Make Her Say”.

Gaga has released this statement:

“Due to diligent work and preparation, The Monster Ball will begin on November 27 in Montreal. The Monster Ball is a multimedia artistic experience in the style of the first-ever ‘pop electro opera’.

Via Str8NYC

After the jump for the tour dates! (continue reading…)

Lady Gaga talked to MTV about the cancellation of her and Kanye West’s Fame Kills Tour, saying, “Actually it was a mutual decision to cancel the tour. But I’m not taking any time off, I’ll be leaving just a week later than I was supposed to…on my own solo tour….Uhhh, going to the same places. I will see you guys there and I’m putting out my re-release, as well, ‘The Fame Monster’, November the 24th.”

When the interviewer asks about 50 Cent’s comments that the tour was “the gay tour” (audio here), she responded, “I think it’s sad. And I think that nobody in any genre should accommodate homophobia.”

And there you have it!

Check it out, straight from the horse’s mouth: (continue reading…)

Madonna was on the air with Ryan Seacrest when she talked about her love life, the new “Celebration” DVD, Ryan Seacrest being a boyfriend for her, and of course, Kanye West.

Check out the audio, after the jump! (continue reading…)