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If you thought Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner would be down on his luck for too long, think again. Apparently, since being tossed by the wayside by his former fiancee, Crystal Harris just five days before their wedding, he has already moved in his former girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Hef dated the twins, along with Crystal, prior to presenting her with a ginormous ring and asking her to marry him. The twins then left the mansion, but have now returned.

I guess Hef needs some comforting in his time of need. He tweeted, “Crystal did an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning to explain everything, but I still don’t have a clue. I didn’t see any of this coming, but I’m glad things went wrong before the marriage instead of after. Live & learn. The one who has been the most supportive is Anna. She didn’t see this coming either, & she’s Crystal’s best friend. This was going to be my wedding day, but life is full of surprises. After all is said & done, staying single is probably for the best.”

Indeed! It sounds like Crystal wasn’t the right one for him anyways. Now he just seems to want some arm candy to show off to people. We can’t really blame him. And Karissa is single again, too, so it seems to make sense.

Good for him. It sounds like he was in the relationship for love and she just led him on to make her musical dreams come alive. Oh well, Hef is right, live and learn, right?

We’ve got a sneak peek into the Karissa Shannon sex tape. She’s obviously into getting whipped and other “stuff”. The video is called Karissa Shannon Superstar, as if anyone outside of the celebrity world really knows who she is.

Besides being the chick that hooked up with Hugh Hefner, of course…. Without further ado, check out the tape, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Some new photos from Karissa Shannon’s sex tape have been released! We’ve got ten photos of the Playboy Playmate in various poses and one of her boyfriend, Sam Jones III.

You’re welcome. Click after the jump for the pics….and click HERE for more! (continue reading…)

This post should’ve been titled, “Laughing all the way to the bank”, because that’s exactly what is happening with former Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon and boyfriend Sam Jones III. After capitalizing on Heidi Montag’s “fame” and right off the coattails of her relationship with Hugh Hefner, Karissa is about to score big with Vivid Entertainment.

TMZ reports:

Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa’s boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from “a reputable third party” and that he’d “love to be able to release it.”

The XXX footage in question sounds a lot like the sex tape Karissa claims Spencer Pratt stole from her house — which, as we first reported, she’s threatening to sue him over if he doesn’t return it.

Vivid’s chief isn’t divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” — which sounds like executive speak for … it’s smoking hot!

Will you be falling all over yourself to buy this video???

This isn’t even right!

We all know that “allegedly” Spencer Pratt made off with Karissa Shannon’s sex tape and tried selling the fictitious recording to Vivid Entertainment. But what comes next may just surprise you. (Spoiler alert: it doesn’t)

Spencer tweeted that he may just release his own solo sex tape for the world. He tweeted, “Maybe if I threaten to release a solo sex tape, humanity will pay me $5million not to.”

Yes, I would totally chip in for that….I think that’s a common goal that we can all agree on.

It doesn’t matter how much you think the Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon sex tape doesn’t exist, because Karissa is doing something real about it’s existence. She has threatened legal action against Spencer Pratt if he doesn’t return the tape that doesn’t “feature him”.

TMZ reports:

Karissa’s lawyer fired off a letter to Spencer — claiming that he is in possession of footage that was “taken from [Karissa]” and “contains private materials” featuring herself and boyfriend Sam Jones.

Either that confirms the existence of the sex tape or she’s furthering the facade. You decide.

According to douchebucket Spencer Pratt, not only does he have footage of a pre and post-op Heidi Montag, but he has footage of her lesbian romp with Playboy Playmate and ex-girlfriend to Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon.

Adding to the reports that she’s in on the tapes, Heidi and Spencer were spotted together in Costa Rica, even though their good friend Cougar Zank said she’s not in the vicinity. Friends will lie for friends, won’t they?

TMZ reports that Steven Hirsch is more interested in the tapes with Heidi and Spencer and not so much in the tape featuring Karissa. Weird, no?

Does anyone really want to see Spencer Pratt naked?