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Last week, Kate Middleton visited an inner London primary school for a secret visit to an art therapy charity. Apparently, the kids there weren’t too impressed with Kate and said that she didn’t exactly look like a Princess.

Were they expecting a Disney princess?!?

Reportedly, the Duchess wore a jumper and jeans for her visit, but it didn’t leave the school kids there with the Royal vibe. According to reports, some of the children said, “She doesn’t look like a Princess. Where’s her dress?”

Perhaps for charities, she may want to play up the Princess role a little more? I think they were expecting a beautiful ball gown, glass slippers and a shiny, diamond tiara.

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Us Magazine is hopping on the Prince William and Duchess Catherine baby train with their latest issue. Apparently the happy Royal couple are ready for a baby! Even though In Touch Weekly and Star magazine have both got her pregnant and collapsing.

According to their reports, Kate wants a boy — and a girl! Kate is preparing to be a first-time mother as Will’s duties overseas put their new marriage to the test!

They are also reporting that Cameron Diaz and Diddy are dating, which is something that has already been debunked.

Also featured in this issue is Robert Pattinson looking to marry Kristen Stewart — for real. In addition to that, they are claiming that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher took a nice vacation to get away from all of that cheating business and try to work on saving their marriage.

So are they or aren’t they having a baby? I’m confused. We’ll wait for the official Palace confirmation. Until then, there’s always those Duchess of Cornwall rumors, right?

According to the latest cover of Star magazine, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton is pregnant — and has collapsed. Reportedly, Prince William found her laying unconscious on the floor and called an ambulance. Now, they are involved in a frantic fight to save their baby.

Also featured in this issue is Kim Kardashian playing the role of man stealer? Any angry wife claims that Kim stole her husband in this new Kardashian Kerfuffle. Is it enough to take the focus off of Kim’s sham of a marriage? Only time will tell.

They are also dropping the bomb that one of the actors from the Twilight movies is gay. Who could it be? Tell me it’s not the wolf boy, Taylor Lautner. The cougar in me would just die.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher also give the truth about their open marriage. Good, because we’re dying to know why she hasn’t divorced his selfish butt a long time ago. He’s cute, but he’s not that cute.

Thoughts? Stay tuned for any other updates regarding the state of the Duchess’ uterine occupants. We’ll have the scoop!

Update: In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kate is six weeks pregnant!

The Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker-Bowles, has apparently told Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine, that she does not have any desire to become Queen. Interesting. Seeing that she’s married to Prince Charles, if he succeeds Queen Elizabeth II.

According to reports, if Charles does become King, Camilla wants to be referred to as Princess Consort. Technically, she is the Princess of Wales, but she doesn’t use that title because of its association with Charles’ first wife, Princess Diana.

Also featured in this issue is the story of boxing great Muhummad Ali, with the publication giving him only six months left to live.

In addition, they’ve included a fitting tribute to awesome morning talk show host, Regis Philbin. Mary Tyler Moore has cheated death and the magazine calls out Herman Cain for being a liar.

We’re really going to miss Regis! He’s such a fun-loving, great guy, isn’t he? Let’s hope that their report on Muhummad Ali is wrong and they prove the Herman Cain lies. Ha.

Happy Tabloid Cover Wednesday!

According to the latest issue of Globe magazine, the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is suffering from sort of brain tumor crisis. From their report:

Prince William’s pregnant wife Kate is at the center of a tragic brain tumor drama. Word of her undergoing secret surgery exploded when guests noticed a three-inch scar on the left side of her head at a royal function. Only the new GLOBE has the shocking story that the Royal family is desperately trying quash.

We’re pretty sure that this whole claim is nothing but a load of malarky, so take this news with a grain of salt. They’re reporting that she had some sort of secret surgery and are asking whether or not the pregnant Princess will live long enough to see her baby grow.

Also in this issue, James Garner is a pothead and Mel Gibson is hooking up with a brand new mystery girl. I believe the James Garner part, because it’s pot — who gives a crap? They’ve also apparently got snaps of Mel and his flavor of the month.

Are you buying any of this? Sound off in the comments below!

Since getting married at Westminster Abbey in a ceremony that was watched by billions, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton has been on baby watch. Some have speculated that she would be pregnant with a royal heir within three months of her wedding to Prince William.

Now, further adding to the speculation, the Duchess declined taking part in enjoying some peanut paste! Famecrawler has more:

According to reports, the Duchess of Cambridge politely declined to sample a bite of peanut paste as she and Prince William visited a United Nations aid depot in Copenhagen on Wednesday. Her hubby meanwhile devoured his.

A spokesperson for the royal couple also went out of her way to stress that the Duchess has not nut allergy whatsoever, according to Britain’s The Sun paper.

Since, she’s been seen rubbing her tummy, which could be another sign that there’s a royal baby on the way. Us Magazine reports:

Visiting a UNICEF distribution center in Copenhagen, Denmark, this week, Middleton was seen patting and rubbing her midsection, which was covered by a chic red coat cinched at the waist.

“It was very odd,” an onlooker at the UNICEF event told the U.K. Daily Mail. “Kate would not stop touching her tummy –it was very noticeable. She continually patted it and held her hands against it. She must have been doing it without realizing, and at one point she had both her hands cradling her stomach.”

Perhaps she was just hungry? Time will tell! Stay tuned, we’re keeping our ear to the ground for any official confirmation.

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Prince William and his wife, the Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine Middleton have received an epic amount of fan mail!

Reportedly, the happy Royal couple have received around 60,000 letters and cards from the public, right after announcing that they were getting married. Wow, that’s a lot of mail! Do they have a royal letter replier? Ha.

The number of letters received reached a spike after the twosome tied the knot, earlier this year. A Palace aide said, “There was everything from posters made by classes of schoolchildren to cards sent by other members of the public.”

People magazine reports:

A group of junior girl guides – called Rainbows – near Glagow sent a congratulations card, and then got word that the Duke and Duchess were “immensely touched” that they had taken the trouble to write.

Workers in the couple’s office in St. James’s Palace are still going through all the letters and cards in a bid to answer them.

“It will take quite a while for the small team to get to answer them all, but everyone gets a reply if there is a return address,” says a Palace aide.

Did you send your best wishes to the Royal Couple?

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This isn’t the first time we’ve heard reports that Duchess Catherine and Prince William were gearing up to have a royal baby. New rumors are sprouting up that Kate is trying to get pregnant.

According to a British publication, the Duchess and Prince are trying for their first child. A source said, “She and Prince William are yearning for a baby. They feel ready; Kate’s read dozens of books on the subject and knows she needs to take care of her health. William loves the fact that Kate looks curvier. He can’t wait for her to get pregnant. Then he says he’s going to buy her sticky toffee pudding by the truckload and they can just stay in and indulge themselves.”

How cute!

Other sources say that Kate is taking on a new healthy diet plan, which is more relaxed than her previous ones. The source revealed, “Her philosophy is that every time she’s offered a biscuit or a sweet treat, she says yes. She’s tried all sorts of approaches but nothing seemed to work. Now she’s finally found the solution and it’s one that any woman would kill for – snacking.”

I hope that they have a baby whenever they’re ready and don’t rush it because of all the media surrounding it. No pressure!

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Us Weekly reports that newly minted Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton is a princess under pressure. She’s already said to be taking lessons on how to behave like a princess, so there might be something to this story. Sure, it’s a life changing event to become part of the Royal family, perhaps it’s all getting to her?

They cite “Kidnap threats, grueling etiquette training, worry over her sudden weight loss and demands for a royal baby” on their cover, all as reasons that she’s being pressured.

We imagine that she lost weight because she was stressed over her wedding ceremony with Prince William. And sure, the people are probably waiting for her to get pregnant with a royal heir to the throne…but is she worried about getting pregnant? She just got married at the end of April, so there’s plenty of time for that.

Also featured in this issue is Teen Mom star Catelynn afraid that Tyler will dump her, Nicole Richie showing off her new boob job, Jessica Simpson postpones her wedding and Alyssa Milano’s first baby photos.

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has reportedly been taking lessons on how to behave like a Princess!

According to sources, Duchess Catherine has a team of government officials who are helping her along with her duties of being a part of the Royal family. She has been receiving private lessons and coaching on her life in her new role as a new Royal.

Kate has been keeping to herself lately and following a program of meetings and tutorials in order to help her take on her new role in the palace. A Royal source said, “The duchess is being briefed on how the State works, getting to know how our national institutions better and learning more about organizations such as the arts, the media and the government. It is a process that will carry on for several months, but is being done privately.”

Reportedly, Kate’s duties have been limited to just one engagement per month throughout the rest of 2011 so that she has time to get comfortable in her new Royal life.

Do you think Kate needs Princess training? Sound off in the comments!

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The tabloids have been swirling with rumors suggesting that the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton is pregnant by her husband, Prince William. Even most recently, Star magazine claimed that Kate was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. Now, the Palace is issuing a denial.

From our report yesterday:

A source said, “William almost collapsed with joy – and relief – when Kate called to tell him she was pregnant.”

Royal biographer Christopher Wilson said, “Kate was under enormous stress to produce an heir quickly. If she delivers healthy twins, it will be wonderful news – a royal first.”

Apparently, the Royal couple is not ready to become parents just yet. A rep for the Palace stated that Kate is not currently expecting any royal babies.

The couple’s rep said, “Suffice to say that were it true, it would be us that announces it, not a gossip magazine.”

Previously, Prince William has said, “I think we’ll take it one step at a time. We’ll sort of get over the marriage thing first, then look at the kids. But obviously, we want a family.”

And when the time comes, we’ll be first in line to congratulate them!

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There have been numerous reports surrounding Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton on the topic of pregnancy. Some have suggested that she was already pregnant, while others have said that she couldn’t get pregnant. Others even said that she would be breaking 200 years of family tradition if she didn’t get pregnant with a royal heir within three months of her wedding to Prince William.

Now, Star magazine is claiming that she’s pregnant — and it’s with TWINS!

According to their report, she’s having a boy and a girl and she’s struggling to gain weight. Of course they had to throw that in there, considering she was just photographed recently and wasn’t looking pregnant at all. This is Star magazine, after all, and they’re not known for being a bastion of good journalistic efforts.

A source said, “William almost collapsed with joy – and relief – when Kate called to tell him she was pregnant.”

Would she deliver pregnancy news in a telephone conversation?

Royal biographer Christopher Wilson said, “Kate was under enormous stress to produce an heir quickly. If she delivers healthy twins, it will be wonderful news – a royal first.”

Also in this issue:

Trouble for Kim Kardashian as she throws out her wedding cake. Was she supposed to save it this long?
Ryan & Sandra drama: His ex gets involved
Chaz Bono: Wedding and adoption

Do you think Kate is actually pregnant with twins? If so, then how does a rag like Star magazine get an exclusive like that? We say, take this news with a grain of salt….and we’re wrong if we get a royal press release confirming the pregnancy… So stay tuned.

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, hasn’t been married to Prince William long, but according to reports, she is already bored with the royal lifestyle. Say it isn’t so!

She was the star of the show when she married the future King, but now, she’s already twiddling her thumbs as the Duke does his military duty. Pals of the Duchess worry that she will go crazy from the boredom…

A source said, “Kate’s crying herself to sleep at night. She feels as if she’s lost her royal privileges, and she’s been left to fend for herself in the sticks. She feels desperately lonely and abandoned much of the time.”

Related: Anne Hathaway wants to play Kate Middleton

We’re sure that’s not the case. She knew what she was getting into when she signed up for this lifestyle. We know that the Duke is surely rather busy with his military work, but we’re doubting that she’s going to die of boredom any time soon.

The source went on to say, “It’s all a far cry from the pomp and majesty of her wedding and the days when she became a London style icon, soaking up the nightlife with William. Kate is now reduced to waiting at home for her man to return from duty, and then cooking his dinner after pushing a cart round the local supermarket.”

More: In Touch Weekly: Kate Middleton Can’t Get Pregnant

Because being a housewife and all of that is such hard work! Trust me, there are millions of women out there that do grocery shopping and cooking and much more. So we’re not buying this one bit. Are you?

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Kate Middleton really has been in the media spotlight ever since she became associated with Prince William’s name. Now, it appears that the Duchess of Cambridge has become a role model for pro-anorexic websites.

Since getting married, Kate was said to have slimmed down to a size zero waist. I can imagine that has a lot to do with the stress and planning of such a grand wedding, but some websites are looking for Kate’s slim down secret.

A pal of Kate’s said, “Kate is very slender but she certainly doesn’t have an eating disorder. She’ll be horrified that she is on these sites. Yes, she has lost weight but that’s largely down to the stress she has been under and all the travelling she has done recently.”

The Herald Sun reports:

One post asks: “Is anyone else sort of getting hacked off by how much weight Kate Middleton is losing?

“I mean I’m happy for her and all, getting married . . . but I am very jealous. I swear she used to be really quite chubby during her uni days.”

The sites also chart Kate’s weight loss with photographs from her university days to more recent pictures of her on tour when she is noticeably slimmer.

What do you think of Kate being featured on pro-anorexia websites? Sickening, isn’t it?

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Ever since she stepped into her wedding gown and married Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been scrutinized about her weight. One day she’s pregnant and the next day, she’s too thin. And on another day, she’s reported to be not starving herself. So it’s obvious to think that her figure is the subject of a lot of speculation and rumor.

So, when one is already so small naturally, you would think that a magazine would take enough responsibility not to make her look even smaller, right?

When Kate Middleton appeared in her wedding dress, she looked gorgeous. Her royal wedding photo also graced the cover of the royal wedding issue of Grazia magazine, but something appeared off. It looks like the new Duchess of Cambridge was Photoshopped to look even thinner than she already is!

Grazia issued a statement regarding the complaints it received regarding the Royal issue, saying, “Grazia takes the issue of women’s body image very seriously. No changes whatsoever were made to the image of the Duchess with the purpose or effect of making her appear slimmer. We removed the Duke, and the Duchess’ arm was adapted to complete the cover image…there were no alterations made at all to make her look slimmer.”

Does it look like she’s thinner on the cover to you? What do you think?

Since the Royal wedding, we’ve heard reports that the new Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, needs to conceive a royal heir with Prince William. We’ve also heard reports that she couldn’t conceive any children….but now, news is stirring that Wills and Kate might already have a bun in the oven!

Reportedly, if she wasn’t pregnant by three months into her marriage, she would be breaking a long-standing royal tradition. A source said that the Duchess is abstaining from drinking alcoholic beverages — is it a sign?!?

The source said, “Catherine refrained from drinking any alcohol at the reception or at the pre-wedding cocktail party. She’s being very careful not to do anything to jeopardize getting pregnant — or unknowingly harm the fetus in the event she already is.”

Interesting!

The Royal couple are also planning on spending the rest of the summer at Queen Elizabeth’s Scottish estate, Balmoral Castle. The source revealed, “They both love the peace and seclusion there, and it’s the perfect relaxing setting to help them conceive their first baby if it’s not already on the way” or for Kate to take it easy if she’s already pregnant….

Good for them! I hope she is pregnant! Don’t you? I wonder what they would name their baby?

Kelly Osbourne was on E!‘s show, Fashion Police recently, and not only did she rip into Christina Aguilera with brute force (Take that, Fatty McFatterson!), she also laid into the future Queen of England, Duchess Kate Middleton!

Well, we shouldn’t say that she really laid into her, but she did pick on her for a moment, over her recycling her clothes for events. We all recycle our clothes, but apparently because Kate is a public figure, this is frowned upon. Kelly went on Jay Leno’s show to talk about the thrifty Duchess.

She said, “In England they’re like, ‘Look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well. Only in this country they call it a faux pas.”

Kelly doesn’t believe that Kate should have to recycle anything — just wear it and toss it. How wasteful!

She revealed, “I’m sorry, but if I had that job I would only wear it once. If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!”

Jay then asked her, “How about underpants? Would you throw them away?”

She replied, “Well, if I could, I would. That’s a really good idea, actually.”

After this interview, Kelly was treated like a red-headed stepchild, because some people obviously don’t have a sense of humor. The rumors were going around that she was smack talking the Duchess of Cambridge! So she took to her Twitter account to call them out!

She said, “I didn’t talk sh*t about kate middleton saying she deserves a new dress everyday is not talking sh*t last time i checked thank you DailyFail.”

Ha! There you have it!

Besides all of that, could you see not re-wearing ANYTHING twice? Wasteful or not? What do you think?

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Now that they are back from their royal trip to Canada and Los Angeles, Prince William and Kate Middleton have said that they want to get back to normal living. First thing’s first! They have completed their move into their London apartment at Kensington Palace.

The apartment boasts two bedrooms and one bathroom, but we’re hearing reports that the residence is merely temporary. Reportedly, once they begin focusing on their public lives in London, they will take a larger space in the palace.

Besides all of that, it’s not enough room for them to start a family yet! There have been reports suggesting that Kate can’t get pregnant, so we’ll have to see if she’s able to conceive a royal heir.

Wills and Kate spent a lovely date night over the weekend, when he took her to see Bridesmaids. What a cute movie. We’re sure they had a blast!

Are you involved with keeping up with the royal couple?

According to reports, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s marriage is overshadowing other members of the royal family, including that of Prince Charles!

The newly married royal couple received a lot of press attention for their visits to Canada and Los Angeles recently. Celebrities were lined up to meet them, including the likes of Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and Jennifer Lopez. We’ve even heard that J-Lo was so anxious to meet Will and Kate that she pushed Mary Louise Parker out of the way.

Still, Prince Charles was said to be unsupportive of the idea of Will and Kate heading to the States. He was said to have commented that he was happy that his son and daughter-in-law received the same happy welcome that he and Princess Diana received during their visit in 1983. In addition to that, however, was his comment about his more recent trip with his wife, Camilla.

A source said, “Charles felt overshadowed by Diana and now it seems he feels overshadowed by their son. Some people may think he is jealous. I have always felt that as soon as William got married, Charles would feel sidelined.”

He added, “From that moment people would be less interested in what he has to say on issues such as the environment and architecture if, on the same day, Kate is wearing a new dress.”

Would Prince Charles be so petty to be jealous of the attention that Will and Kate are receiving? What do you think?

It’s no secret that Kate Middleton is looking thinner and thinner these days, but apparently she’s down to a mere 95 pounds. People are worried that the Duchess of Cambridge is really anorexic and are left wondering how she’s going to carry a royal heir to the throne.

Sure, she’s always been thin, but Dr. Fred Pescatore, who has never treated Kate, said, “Kate looks to weigh from 95 to 100 pounds. That makes her seriously underweight for her height.”

Now that the Royal wedding is over, surely her nerves have settled, right? Reportedly, her friends are now worried that she may not be healthy enough to carry a baby!

A pal said that “when the conversation turns to babies, Prince William gives her a knowing look while she smiles back. But doctors are saying that she is dangerously underweight, which would affect her chances of carrying a healthy baby.

The Royal family has also been putting the pressure on Kate to conceive a Royal heir as soon as possible. A royal snitch said, “On Prince Philip’s 90th birthday, he said the best present Kate could give him would be a great-grandchild before the end of the year.”

Do you think Kate is too thin? I think people need to calm down about how she looks and whether or not she will be able to carry a baby. Plenty of thinner women have babies all of the time. What do you think?

In the July 25th issue of Life & Style magazine, it features celebrities who are “starving to be sexy”.

In that photo montage, is the newly crowned Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. Yes, she’s been dogged by anorexia rumors as of late, but is she starving herself, as the magazine suggests?

A source previously said, “She won’t listen to anyone. Kate is having boiled eggs for breakfast, blueberries for lunch and then just soup for dinner. Often she works out for two hours a day, sometimes more.”

The snitch went on to say, “William doesn’t know what to do. His mother, Diana, suffered from bulimia, so he’s trying to be supportive of Kate. He doesn’t want to stress her out or upset her by saying she looks too thin, so he tells her she’s beautiful and how proud he is of her.”

In this issue, Prince William has reportedly told her to “ditch the diet” as the “size zero princess drops ten pounds”.

Also featured in this “starving” issue are LeAnn Rimes, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes and Audrina Patridge, who all look thin.

And since everyone feels the need to hook up Ryan Reynolds with someone, they have him in the inset photo, dating Scarlett Johansson again. Us Weekly says that he’s been secretly dating Charlize Theron. Oh, could it be a love triangle? I know one of them is going to jump on that one for next week’s cover. You can put the check in the mail, guys. Please address it to: Jed “YOURESOPREDICTABLE” Eckert. Thanks.

Early reports had Kim Kardashian and fiancee Kris Humphries spending ten million on their upcoming wedding, reportedly scheduled for Halloween this year. Now, we’ve learned that the figure has more than doubled!

WTF can you spend twenty freakin’ million dollars on?!? It’s sickening, really. One million would be more than extravagant, but twenty is like Kim saying she got peed on and it’s all led up to this. Twenty million dollars for one day. ONE. Let that sink in.

An inside snitch said, “There’s no location yet, but Kim is already inviting at least 1,000, and the list is getting longer. The original idea was to have a wedding on each coast, but now she wants one huge wedding.”

Many have said that Kim wants her wedding to rival that of William and Kate’s wedding, which reportedly cost $60 million. There is absolutely no comparison between Kim and Kate Middleton. NONE. One is a talentless famewhore and the other, a Duchess.

Kate Middleton and Prince William were married on April 29h, this being bestowed with the titles of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Since, we’ve learned that Princess Catherine has nothing but babies on the brain!

The subject of babies already made the cover of a tabloid here in the States, but it may prove incorrect if the happy couple conceives an heir to the throne. In May, In Touch Weekly reported that Kate couldn’t get pregnant. Now, she may get a chance to prove that to the world, in spite of the reports that Camilla Parker-Bowles told people that Kate couldn’t conceive.

A source claims that Kate can’t wait to start a family with William. A citizen said that they hoped Kate would have great success in starting a family, to which she replied, “Yes, I hope to.”

Royal biographer Andrew Morton previously said, “If Kate is not pregnant within the next nine months, she’ll be defying 200 years of British tradition.”