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Tom Cruise has proven that the Oprah couch jumping incident isn’t the only thing that he’s done to profess his crazy/enthusiastic love for his wife, Katie Holmes. This nutjob actually scaled the top of the Burj Khalifa, in Dubai, to etch a note for Katie in the white spire 15 feet from the top.

The Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in the world, but atop of it holds a special note that Katie will never see. It’s actually his signature with a heart and an inscription to his wife and kids. How lovely. Isn’t that vandalism?!?

The building is at the center of his latest flick and he was already dangling from the outside of it. So why not just take it to the next level of crazy and climb up a bit more to leave a note?

That is some craziness. Could you imagine climbing to the top of a building in a harness to be lowered down to etch a note into a spire for a woman?!? If you can, give me a call, we’ll do lunch. Ha.

From our friends over at Celeb Baby Laundry come the story of Life & Style magazine’s claims that Suri Cruise is trapped in her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ warped world!

Apparently while most of the kids around the U.S. are going to school. Tom and Katie have decided to fly Suri to New York for Fashion Week, causing her to miss her second day of kindergarten.

A former employee revealed, “Because Suri is being raised a Scientologist, both Katie and Tom have to treat her like an adult. There’s no coddling, and they never tell her anything — they ask. So when she wants to wear her Cinderella costume to bed, she gets to. When she demands a manicure at 9PM, she gets it.”

The former staffer also revealed, “When Suri wants a cupcake at 10AM, she gets one.”

What do you think of the magazine’s claims? Is Suri being treated like an adult at such a young age? If they don’t give her some sort of discipline, she’s going to end up growing up to be a monster.

What are your thoughts? Sound off in the comments!

Katie Holmes did a little bit of shopping on Mother’s Day, so naturally, she was followed by a metric ton of paparazzi. So when Katie looked like she was showing a tiny bit of a baby bump, all of the tabloids jumped all over it. Now, we can add OK! magazine into the mix. Oh the joy!

Apparently, none of them got the memo that Katie’s rep has already issued a statement debunking any pregnancy rumors. So she basically headed off OK! at the pass.

Her rep, Ina Treciokas, said yesterday, “She’s not pregnant and this photo looks doctored.”

Perhaps someone should’ve alerted OK! with their “It’s Official!” headline, making it look like they’re confirming the news of her pregnancy, with a happy Katie on the cover.

Xenu would not be pleased by this trickery. And besides that, do we really need another Suri Cruise in our lives just yet?

In Star magazine’s January 2011 issue, they made allegations that would suggest that Katie Holmes is a drug addict. They published their “drug shocker” on their front cover, leaving Katie’s attorneys to sink their teeth right in. The actress decided to sue the publication for $50 million, but now everything has been settled.

On the cover of their latest issue, they point to an apology from Star to Katie herself. They state that they didn’t intend to suggest that Katie is any way a drug addict or is being treated for addiction. The magazine has also made a donation to the charity of Katie’s choice and the matter has been dropped.

Katie has since issued this statement, “I’m pleased that this lawsuit could be resolved amicably and accept American Media’s apology.”

Good for her!

Katie Holmes is suing American Media Inc. over publishing her alleged drug problem on the front cover of Star magazine’s January issue!

She’s seeking $50 million in damages after the publication claimed that she has an “addiction shocker”. They also revealed “The real reason she can’t leave Tom”. Her lawyer called BS on all of the magazine’s allegations and said that everyone should sue to get their money back!

The Wrap reports:

Star’s “vicious lies about plaintiff, designed to hype the sale of its sleazy tabloid magazine, were calculated to cause severe harm,” reads the lawsuit, obtained by TheWrap. “The average reader (would) understand that plaintiff has become shockingly addicted to drugs… There is no other way to understand them. The cover even created the false impression that, but for plaintiff’s nightmare drug addiction, she would ‘leave’ her husband.”

The inside article has no truths to back up the cover’s claims, according to her lawyer. He said, “We see these tabloids every week. They’ve been attacking her and her husband for years now, and she finally said, ‘Enough is enough.’ She wants to stand up for her legal rights. This is such an outrageous statement, this idea that this loving mother is on drugs, or suffering an addiction nightmare – there’s not a shred of truth to it.”

Get ‘em Katie!

Star magazine doesn’t have enough problems with making up stuff about celebrities? Now they’re going after Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes with the headline, “SEPARATED!” Umm, okay, we’ll bite…for a minute.

“Fed-up Katie leaving Tom” is their headline underneath a sad looking Katie, probably after a hard day’s work. I have to wonder how many celebrities are going to put up with Star’s lies before anything is done to stop them.

Will Tom and Katie take legal action?

Hat tip: Cover Awards

Lady Gaga & Cyndi Lauper on the Today Show! – Celebrity Smack

Katie Holmes finally makes Suri wear a coat – Amy Grindhouse

Josh Duhamel’s mistress is pregnant – Hollywood Dame

Britney Spears tests drives a Maserati – Poor Britney

Jennifer Garner got a dolphin off (You can’t make this up) – I Need My Fix

RIP Captain Phil! – Dipped In Cream

Craig Ferguson has joined the Twitterverse! – Busy Bee Blogger

Lady Gaga feels too shy for Hollywood – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” remixes, part two! – Celebrity Smack

Half naked Kate Moss is hard to work with – Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s Jesus – Hollywood Dame

Will Kiefer Sutherland be in the “24″ movie? – I Need My Fix

Britney Spears’ Circus spoof – Poor Britney

Captain Phil Harris has passed away – Allie Is Wired

Michael Jackson peed in jars – Dipped In Cream

Katie Holmes needs a pick-me-up – Busy Bee Blogger

Katie Holmes took the stage on “So You Think You Can Dance” and literally butchered the crap out of Judy Garland’s song and dance, “Get Happy”.

Good lord it was awful. I thought her singing would be better, but it’s really not. (continue reading…)