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Kesha must be off her rocker. Apparently she thinks she’s cool enough to get the privilege of appearing in Katy Perry’s wedding party.

Kesha said, “Katy had better ask me to be a bridesmaid.” And when speaking of Russell Brand, she said, “He’s so bright and funny. Maybe he can find me a booty call in London. I love English men!”

Do they even know each other? Or is Kesha just using her name for publicity for no real reason? Not that I care, because I’m not a fan of either one of them.

Katy Perry caused an uproar when she posted the above photo of upcoming singer Sky Ferreira with a bottle of vodka between her legs. The problem with this pic? Sky is only 17!

Last night, Katy tweeted, “I like em right before they’re famous… Fresh meeeat. @skyferreira”

Apparently, the photo also caused a ruckus for Sky. Today, Katy tweeted, “@skyferreira I didn’t know I had the power to get popstars grounded! Amazesack!”

WTF is amazesack?!? Jeez, people are screwing up the English language so bad it’s insane.

God save my poor eyes at the thought of this hairy monkey getting married naked to anyone, let alone Katy Perry.

Katy’s husband-to-be, Russell Brand said, “We are going to do the wedding naked! All the families will be naked! We’re still deciding what to do. There’s no juicy details yet.”

He revealed some weird dreams about his wedding date. He said, “All my dream weddings don’t make sense. The vicar will start melting. The people in the front row will turn into people from my school. And then everyone will only say the word ‘potato’.”

Still, he’s excited to be marrying Katy. He added, “I’m getting married to a beautiful woman. I’m enjoying my work. What could be better? Nothing!”

Now, before you laugh, apparently Katy Perry’s Twitter was hacked by a friend of hers, Doctor Luke.

He tweeted some real gems while having control of her account. Check out what he had to say:

This one is really lovely:

is it normal to have the reacurent rash with blisters on my vagina???

And this one, too:

oops i crapped my pants! it’s messy. what should i do?

And you’re gonna love this one:

I JUS SHIT

Pretty gross. You stay classy, okay guys?

According to Kara DioGuardi, there was no feud between herself and singer Katy Perry on last night’s “American Idol”.

When talking about the so-called feud with Ryan Seacrest, she said, “I think that’s really funny. People actually think that I was upset by this – like there was tension. When I look at it, I think that it’s really funny. I think that it’s really good that she disagreed with me. I think that it’s important that people have different opinions or else wants to watch the show. It’d be boring.”

When asked by Seacrest if there was any tension between the two, she replied, “Not really.”

She said, “It’s Katy. I’ve known Katy for a long time. I remember Katy when she was jumping up and down on consoles. She had more energy than the room could actually take.” (continue reading…)

Katy Perry showed off her legs and butt as she strutted through the parking lot in lace pantyhose under a gray leotard earlier today. She was headed inside a Hollywood dance studio.

Fame Pictures

Timbaland and Katy Perry came together to crap all over an otherwise decent song. Timbaland and his gigantic overcoat and Katy’s robot-like dancing and bondage gear are just not cutting it for me.

Check out the video after the jump and let us know what you think. (continue reading…)

Timbaland & Katy Perry sing a song together – Idolator

Mischa Barton looks like a hooker – Amy Grindhouse

Julia Roberts was DRUNK! – Poor Britney

Jennifer Aniston is bagging Gerard Butler – Hollywood Dame

Anderson Cooper is a true CNN hero – Dipped In Cream

Mo’Nique needs to shave already – Allie Is Wired

Glee actor Matthew Morrison gets a record deal – Amy Grindhouse

Katy Perry not pregnant, gets ultrasound – Hollywood Dame

Britney Spears performing at the Grammys? – Poor Britney

Elton John replacing Simon Cowell on Idol? – Dipped In Cream

Mashup: Ke$ha just wants to have fun – Popbytes

Lady Gaga explains concert cancellation – Allie Is Wired

Teddy Pendergrass has died – I Need My Fix

Jamie Lynn Spears is trying to be sneaky – Tragicomical

After arriving in London on Saturday night, Katy Perry flashed her engagement ring to the paparazzi for the first time.

Fiancee Russell Brand popped the question on New Year’s Eve over a romantic candle lit dinner during their vacation in Jaipur, India.

Rumor has it that Katy Perry is already pregnant by fiancee Russell Brand. Ugh.

After taking to her Twitter yesterday to post, “Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed”, it’s got the gossips wondering if she already has a bun in the oven.

Another clue? She posted this a little while later, “i love you @rustyrockets (awwwww…barf)”. And she’s demanding food: “I WANT IN N OUT!”

We will have more as soon as we hear a confirmation or denial.

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On her official Myspace page, Katy Perry shared her February 2010 cover of “Glamour” magazine. Inside the publication, it boasts of her “sex confidence tips”.

We’ll not be reading that part, thank you very much. It may give us the heeby jeebies thinking of her doing ANYTHING with Rusty’s Rockets. Gross.

Reportedly, during their vacation to Jaipur, India, Russell Brand asked Katy Perry to marry him.

The proposal was said to have happened on New Year’s Day and she said yes after he presented her with a ring.

She had also updated her Twitter with a henna tattoo photo, along with a picture of the happy couple in front of the Taj Mahal with the caption, “He built this for me.”

Congrats to them!

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Katy Perry has broken her silence over the rumors surrounding a possible relationship with “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson.

The duo were spotted going into Dimples Supper Club on December 16th, but she tweeted that she’s only got eyes for Russell Brand:

Read a bunch of yesterdays-news-BULLOCKS. Ppl should know by now that I don’t do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets. Don’t get it TWISTED!

Gross.

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Just goofing off in the studio, Russell Brand and Katy Perry have let their love splatter into a song. How cheesy. The lovey dovey couple reportedly recorded a version of Edward Lear’s poem, “The Owl and the Pussycat”.

A source said, “Russell was just messing around in the studio with Katy. He was pretending to sing into the microphone and started reciting the poem, ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’, with the lines, ‘Oh lovely Pussy, Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are.’”

Lovely. But at least he’s being honest. But seriously, those ARE the lyrics.

A snitch said that these are supposed nicknames for the lovebirds. He’s the “owl” because you’re always having to ask Russell who? And she’s the kitty because that’s what she provides, at no charge.

Can’t wait to hear this one!

These two are still together, imagine that. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were posing for the photographers in front of his house, lovin’ it up for the snappers.

Gross, gross, and more gross.

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