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Teen singer Justin Bieber may or may not be with Disney star Selena Gomez, but he hasn’t been hooking up with Ke$ha. Fear not Beliebers, your idol is still clean without the smell of Jack on his breath from this dirty looking girl.

She has once admitted to having sex with a ghost (because she’s weird like that), but has denied any of the rumors that have been floating around about having sex with the Biebz. Someone alleging to be Selena Gomez’s father claims that Justin was cheating on her with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz. Crazy, right?

Instead of ignoring the news, Ke$ha decided to address it…likely because she wanted her name associated with his. She said, “I mean that’s news to me. No, I have not, for the record, ever slept with Justin Bieber. More than that, he has a girlfriend who is really, really hot, so, I think he’s sorted.”

Even if it is a crazy, insanity filled lawsuit, why else would she even give it the time of day? That is, unless she really wanted some of Justin’s fans to actually think he would’ve hooked up with her. Gross thought, right?

Tik Tok singer Ke$sha, 23, has claimed that she has no idea who her father was and that it was very difficult not knowing his identity growing up. Well maybe she should have told her father what she was going to say so they could be on the same page. Seems the father “she does not know” Bob Chamberlain, a musician and successful engineer is very upset and cannot understand why Ke$ha and her mother would invent such a story. Chamberlain has letters from Ke$ha saying “Dear Dad” and pictures of them together which make her seem like a liar.

“I was in her life from the time she was born until she was 19 years old,” says Bob, who is speaking out for the first time about how stunned he is to be erased from her history. “The contact ended, and I have no idea why.”

Devastated by the whole situation, he says: “Maybe someone around her thought it would be better to perpetuate those myths; I don’t know.”

What a ridiculous thing for her and her mother to do. Did they really think that the truth would not get out? I guess someone in her camp thought it would be good press to be able to talk about how hard it was growing up without a father!

According to HollywoodLife, it was confirmed by friends of Kesha’s that it is, in fact, her in the scandalous photo that was released recently. Even though, shortly after the raunchy pic was released, she denied it. But, friends say she isn’t mad about it!

Kesha’s close friend said, “It IS her in those photos. She told me they’re real and even joked about the ‘stuff’ on her in them.”

Hollywood Life reports that there’s more pics, too:

According to the pal, the 23-year-old singer isn’t even upset that the photographs, which show her topless and spread-eagled on a bed covered in a suspicious substance, have been leaked! “She’s not mad,” her friend says. “She said it could have been worse, and isn’t peeved by the situation at all.”

Ke$ha might be singing a different tune soon though. “There are other photos,” the BFF reveals. “That isn’t the only one!”

She can’t stop all of the photos from leaking, considering she’s a low-rent version of John Travolta and probably can’t afford a lawyer to stop people from printing this crap. Which, incidentally, we’ll do once we get our slimy hands on it.

Kesha gives some pretty crappy Christmas gifts, literally.

In a revenge move, the singer admits that she has a vengeful side to those who have wronged her. She said, “You know what, sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and full bags of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

So nasty!

She also said that her record is a tool she uses to get back at people. She added, “The record is therapy. This b*tch stole my car, so I wrote a song about it called ‘Backstabber’. When I see thousands of people singing along to it I’m like, ‘Jeanie f**k you. You f**ked with the wrong b*tch.”

In addition, the dirty looking songstress said that she raids people’s garbage for her wacky ensemble choices. She said, “If I’m in Los Angeles and I find a pile of clothes lying on the side of the street that someone plans to throw out, I’ll take it. I’m like a pirate on a treasure hunt. I think it’s way more creative. I love used clothes because they have a story to them.”

Ugh.

Kesha has just released her second video, Your Love Is My Drug, and it’s insanely crappy. And the song is awful, too.

First, she’s in a desert, then it’s cartoon:30 and afterward, she’s a glow in the dark mess.

Watch for yourself: (continue reading…)

A new demo from up and coming pop singer Kesha has just been leaked. The song is called, Boy Like You. You can check out this glittery trashtastic song after the jump! (continue reading…)

Ke$ha performed her song, Tik Tok, on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live and it was truly awful.

About 40 seconds in the video, when she debuts her American flag cape, she gives this nervous look, like, “Crap, no one is clapping!”

Did someone forget to cue the applause track for her shoddy performance? I mean, what does “Did anyone ever stop to think maybe we are the aliens?” even mean? We get it, Kesha, you’re an alien. Ugh.

After the jump for the craptastic performance, if you dare! (continue reading…)

Kesha has just released the audio for her new song, DUI, and you can listen to it here!

Even though I’m not so sure that you would want to. After the jump for the auditory assault! (continue reading…)

Kesha recently came out swinging against pop legend Britney Spears in her new track, Styrofoam. But in a recent interview with SYTYCD, the singer, she said that she didn’t have the “balls” to not sing the Britney bashing lyrics.

She said, “Just to clarify, I didn’t write that bit. And um, that was from when I was fifteen. And there is a reason that that song isn’t on my record. So umm, I have to admit, I do regret ever even singing that…because I have mad respect for her. But at the time I was fifteen, I didn’t really have the balls to not sing it, so, I mean, that is why it’s not on my record. Because I can’t really stand behind it.”

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In her new song, Styrofoam, Kesha has taken the leap to dissing Britney Spears. Nevermind the fact that Kesha once sang backup for Britney on Lace And Leather, but now she’s biting the hand that feeds, for sure.

In the song, she says, “In ten years, Britney Spears….Britney who?” at the 2:17 mark. Have a listen, after the jump! (continue reading…)