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Bruce and Kris Jenner are fighting over some provocative photos of their 15-year-old daughter, Kendall. She did a shoot that consisted of nothing but lingerie and bikini photos — which set Bruce off.

Apparently Kris booked the photo shoot behind Bruce’s back, primarily because she knew he wouldn’t approve. Considering the nature of the shoot, I can see why!

A source said, “They kept the shoot a secret from him until photos were posted online. That’s when he finally saw them.”

Kris, being the loving famewhore stage mom that she is, defended her actions. She told Bruce, “Rules are different for people like us. We are the most famous people in the world.”

The source went on to reveal, “Kris pointed out that Britney Spears did racier shoots and videos when she was Kendall’s age. Then she told Bruce that he has to get used to things like that.”

She tried to convince Bruce that the racy shoot was a good idea. The source added, “She consoles Bruce by saying she’ll be able to get into and pay for any college she wants.”

In the end, Bruce gave up. The source said, “Bruce put his tail between his legs and surrendered.”

Ugh.

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Kris Jenner’s cat face is on a mission! TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!

What mama/manager/famewhore extraordinaire, Kris wants, Kris gets! And of course she wants her precious little minions to be happy, so when she caught wind of her daughter, Kendall’s fascination with teen singer Justin Bieber, she set her plan into motion.

A source said that Kris “desperately wants Kendall to become as famous as her superstar sisters, and she’s pushing for her to date Justin to help make that happen.”

There is only one problem: He’s already dating Selena Gomez. Kris doesn’t even care that he’s not single, either. The spy said, “She doesn’t care that he is dating Selena Gomez.”

These Kardashian/Jenner broads are so conniving. Remember when Kim did that creepy ocean photoshoot with Justin last year? It was rumored then that she was trying to set him up with Kendall. But, that plan backfired when he was actually interested in her, instead.

The source said, “Kim invited Justin to her wedding in an attempt to play matchmaker.” The source revealed that Justin was the only one invited, so that he could be free to get pulled in by the Kardashian tractor beam. The source said, “They try very hard to keep the Kardashian name in the spotlight.”

They added, “They’re determined to focus the spotlight on the young girls as quickly as possible.”

And apparently the first step is associating Kendall’s name with Justin’s. We’re sure Kylie’s name will be in the news soon, too.

What do you think? Justin is obviously dating Selena, so is Kris really just keeping their name in the news and attached to someone who actually has talent? Thoughts?

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Kendall Jenner is only fifteen-years-old and she’s already on birth control pills. Oh the drama!

Promo videos for the newest season of their E! reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians shows her father, Bruce Jenner, getting miffed at the discovery.

Apparently, it’s not what you think. We were just happy to hear that the Kardashians actually knew how to take steps to prevent procreation…but we’re going to take it easy on Kendall, she is only a teenager, after all. And you really can’t choose who your family is, can you?

The new season of the show premieres on June 12th on E!. Khloe, Kourtney and Kris sat down for a recent interview and tried to explain a bit about the drama that’s about to unfold on the show.

Khloe started, “She is on birth control, but…” Kourtney cut her off, saying, “You can let her answer it”, motioning toward their famous momager. Khloe said, “But I’m the one who has all the talks with her.”

Kris chimed in, “No comment, no comment. You’ll have to wait and see.”

Khloe added, “But I don’t want it to be bad. Because it’s not that reason why she’s on birth control.”

And before anyone starts bashing us about reporting on the status of this teenager’s sexual health/reproductive organs, just know this: They put EVERYTHING out there on television and leave NOTHING to the imagination whatsoever. We’re talking about this non-event because they want us to. I see what you did there, Kris.

Khloe Kardashian has stepped up to defend her little sister’s provocative modeling photo shoot. But what I’m wondering is, can she defend these Myspace photos of her little sisters?

Of Kendall’s foray into modeling, Khloe says that she “looks so cute, age appropriate, and that’s all that matters.”

What does she say about these poses? Check out this other controversial photo from the teen’s Myspace page, after the jump!! (continue reading…)

Now that older sister Kendall Jenner is pimping herself out in a bikini at the tender age of 14, her little sister Kylie is following in her footsteps. At 12, the younger Jenner has now made her modeling debut for Sears.

Proud sister Sasquatch Khloe blogged this:

I just posted Kylie’s Crush Your Style ad the other day, now here is her modeling debut!!!! How fab does she look?? My little baby sisters are all grown up! This has been such an amazing few weeks for both Kendall and Kylie and I’m beyond proud of both of them! They are such good girls! They are such hard workers and so professional! I couldn’t be happier with them I’m a proud mama!

At least this one is more age appropriate. Chris Hansen is peeking out all of you who are slobbering over Kendall’s photo shoot. Why don’t you have a seat right there?

Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber says that he has no issues with dating an older woman, just as long as she’s not over 40.

He said, “Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.”

He mentioned having a crush on Kim Kardashian previously, so I guess it doesn’t count if they look over 40. He said, “I think she’s cute. And, no, she’s not too old for me.”

Although he does have a crush on Kim, Kim has intentions of hooking up her little sister Kendall with the Baby singer. Kim added, “I actually put up on my website that I think he should date my sister Kendall. I think Justin is adorable, he’s definitely way too young for me, but I’d still love to hook him up with my sister.”

Kendall would probably corrupt him, don’t you think?