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Despite having her own nude photo scandal floating around on the internet, pop singer Kesha says that she has taken up a new hobby while she’s on tour — painting nude!

She’s currently on tour in the U.S., but says that the monotony of touring has inspired her to find new ways of getting rid of the boredom.

She said that she has come up with a new activity to stay busy, so she strips off naked and rolls around on a canvas splattered with paint.

She said, “I have recently taken up painting as a way of killing time on tour. I got a big canvas, threw some paints down and stripped off and rolled around on it. It’s very liberating. And very, very messy.”

We’re going to have to take her word on that one.

Kesha is talking about being naked and stuff, because Kesha has become irrelevant lately in the online world of music and gossip. She has already released nudie pics, so what else is there to do besides release a sex tape?

She gave a new interview where spoke of being free and all hippy-like. She purchased a home in Nashville, Tennessee, and says that she likes it because it’s totally secluded. Doesn’t everyone need a place where they can wake up feeling like P Diddy?

She says that the new place is cool, because she can run around naked for relevancy. She said, “There are foxes in my front yard, and it looks like a pirate ship inside, and the pool has laser beams in it. It’s right on the edge of a park, so in the middle of the night I can run around in the wilderness naked.”

She must really be desperately trying to catch some minutes to add to her already expired 15. Poor thing. Sad face :(

When Ryan Seacrest asked Kesha for her New Years Eve resolution, two minutes before midnight, I think he was a bit thrown off. She responded, “To not be a douchebag”. He said, “You can do that”, as he quickly moved on to the New Kids on the Block.

Can she keep her resolution for 2011? We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?

According to reports, some nefarious hackers got into some celebrities’ computers, and might just be leaking some photos of poptard Kesha having sex. Eww.

Does anyone really want to see that?!??

Newser reports:

A pair of German hackers raided the computers of more than 50 pop stars, including Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake, looking for material to sell, prosecutors say. The pair’s haul allegedly includes unreleased songs by several artists and a photo of singer Ke$ha having sex, which they tried to blackmail her with, the Telegraph reports. The pair, who haven’t been charged with any crime yet, used Trojans to access the computers.

“We are talking about illegal, bootlegged publication, and spying using Trojans,” a German prosecutor says, adding that the hacking forced several artists to change record release dates. The pair—who bragged about their activities in online forums—came to the attention of authorities after fans warned Kelly Clarkson that unreleased songs of hers were available on the Internet.

Ick. Nast.

Kesha is on a continuing mission to be the most dumbest dressed person at every awards show imaginable on the planet. Seriously, she’s got this down to a science.

Case in point: Here and here.

Ryan Seacrest has just announced Kesha’s tour dates for next year.

Per his website:

Everyone’s favorite electro-pop party girl is set to hit the road in February and tickets go on sale Friday, November 19th! Can’t wait that long? Live Nation is offering you a chance to get tix starting on November 10th is you pre-order her new album Cannibal before Nov 22nd. Pre-order and get the code at www.keshasparty.com! Check out the 14 tour dates below and find out if she’s coming to a city near you!

2011 Tour Dates:

Saturday, February 19, 2011 | Denver, CO | The Fillmore
Tuesday, February 22, 2011 | St. Louis, MO | The Pageant
Thursday, February 24, 2011 | Chicago, IL | House of Blues
Saturday, February 26, 2011 | Detroit, MI | The Fillmore
Wednesday, April 6, 2011 | Toronto, ON | Kool Haus
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 | Boston, MA | House of Blues
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 | New York, NY | Roseland Ballroom
Tuesday, April 19, 2011 | Charlotte, NC | The Fillmore
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 | Atlanta, GA | Tabernacle
Friday, April 22, 2011 | Orlando, FL | House of Blues
Saturday, april 23, 2011 | Orlando, FL | House of Blues
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 | Dallas, TX | House of Blues
Friday, April 29, 2011 | Houston, TX | Verizon Wireless
Friday, May 6, 2011 | Los Angeles, CA | The Wiltern

Are you going???

According to HollywoodLife, it was confirmed by friends of Kesha’s that it is, in fact, her in the scandalous photo that was released recently. Even though, shortly after the raunchy pic was released, she denied it. But, friends say she isn’t mad about it!

Kesha’s close friend said, “It IS her in those photos. She told me they’re real and even joked about the ‘stuff’ on her in them.”

Hollywood Life reports that there’s more pics, too:

According to the pal, the 23-year-old singer isn’t even upset that the photographs, which show her topless and spread-eagled on a bed covered in a suspicious substance, have been leaked! “She’s not mad,” her friend says. “She said it could have been worse, and isn’t peeved by the situation at all.”

Ke$ha might be singing a different tune soon though. “There are other photos,” the BFF reveals. “That isn’t the only one!”

She can’t stop all of the photos from leaking, considering she’s a low-rent version of John Travolta and probably can’t afford a lawyer to stop people from printing this crap. Which, incidentally, we’ll do once we get our slimy hands on it.

In order to keep her name in the headlines, someone who looks like Kesha (just like her) released a racy photo of herself to the media. Looks.just.like.Kesha.

Kesha’s rep denied that it was the baby John Travolta in the picture, saying, “This is not Ke$ha in the photos.”

So there you have it.

Do you believe it’s not her?

Because you know how much we just love Kesha (spoiler alert: we don’t), here’s a nice photo of her topless, with some strange mysterious substance on her chest.

You’re welcome.

See the NSFW version HERE….but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Here’s Kesha trying to look good on the set of her video Take it Off. FAIL with a capital F. She is just making herself look like an international idiot.

The song is horrible (not surprising since how the only good song she has is Tik Tok). Can anyone tell me how did she get a record deal in the first place?

Nobody should feel bad for her because she knew she couldn’t sing but yet she started a career in music. At least she is off the streets and out of our lives. The only problem is that she is screwing up our radio with her terrible singing.

What do you think of her craptastic sound?

I can’t be sure, but it looks like Jessica Simpson has searched through the dumpsters and has retrieved some crap that Kesha would be ashamed to wear in public. And that’s saying a lot for the John Travolta look-alike.

Someone needs to fire their stylist STAT!

Willie Nelson is weeping at this mockery. That is all.