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Despite having her own nude photo scandal floating around on the internet, pop singer Kesha says that she has taken up a new hobby while she’s on tour — painting nude!

She’s currently on tour in the U.S., but says that the monotony of touring has inspired her to find new ways of getting rid of the boredom.

She said that she has come up with a new activity to stay busy, so she strips off naked and rolls around on a canvas splattered with paint.

She said, “I have recently taken up painting as a way of killing time on tour. I got a big canvas, threw some paints down and stripped off and rolled around on it. It’s very liberating. And very, very messy.”

We’re going to have to take her word on that one.

Kesha is talking about being naked and stuff, because Kesha has become irrelevant lately in the online world of music and gossip. She has already released nudie pics, so what else is there to do besides release a sex tape?

She gave a new interview where spoke of being free and all hippy-like. She purchased a home in Nashville, Tennessee, and says that she likes it because it’s totally secluded. Doesn’t everyone need a place where they can wake up feeling like P Diddy?

She says that the new place is cool, because she can run around naked for relevancy. She said, “There are foxes in my front yard, and it looks like a pirate ship inside, and the pool has laser beams in it. It’s right on the edge of a park, so in the middle of the night I can run around in the wilderness naked.”

She must really be desperately trying to catch some minutes to add to her already expired 15. Poor thing. Sad face :(

When Ryan Seacrest asked Kesha for her New Years Eve resolution, two minutes before midnight, I think he was a bit thrown off. She responded, “To not be a douchebag”. He said, “You can do that”, as he quickly moved on to the New Kids on the Block.

Can she keep her resolution for 2011? We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?

According to reports, some nefarious hackers got into some celebrities’ computers, and might just be leaking some photos of poptard Kesha having sex. Eww.

Does anyone really want to see that?!??

Newser reports:

A pair of German hackers raided the computers of more than 50 pop stars, including Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake, looking for material to sell, prosecutors say. The pair’s haul allegedly includes unreleased songs by several artists and a photo of singer Ke$ha having sex, which they tried to blackmail her with, the Telegraph reports. The pair, who haven’t been charged with any crime yet, used Trojans to access the computers.

“We are talking about illegal, bootlegged publication, and spying using Trojans,” a German prosecutor says, adding that the hacking forced several artists to change record release dates. The pair—who bragged about their activities in online forums—came to the attention of authorities after fans warned Kelly Clarkson that unreleased songs of hers were available on the Internet.

Ick. Nast.

Kesha is on a continuing mission to be the most dumbest dressed person at every awards show imaginable on the planet. Seriously, she’s got this down to a science.

Case in point: Here and here.

Ryan Seacrest has just announced Kesha’s tour dates for next year.

Per his website:

Everyone’s favorite electro-pop party girl is set to hit the road in February and tickets go on sale Friday, November 19th! Can’t wait that long? Live Nation is offering you a chance to get tix starting on November 10th is you pre-order her new album Cannibal before Nov 22nd. Pre-order and get the code at www.keshasparty.com! Check out the 14 tour dates below and find out if she’s coming to a city near you!

2011 Tour Dates:

Saturday, February 19, 2011 | Denver, CO | The Fillmore
Tuesday, February 22, 2011 | St. Louis, MO | The Pageant
Thursday, February 24, 2011 | Chicago, IL | House of Blues
Saturday, February 26, 2011 | Detroit, MI | The Fillmore
Wednesday, April 6, 2011 | Toronto, ON | Kool Haus
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 | Boston, MA | House of Blues
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 | New York, NY | Roseland Ballroom
Tuesday, April 19, 2011 | Charlotte, NC | The Fillmore
Wednesday, April 20, 2011 | Atlanta, GA | Tabernacle
Friday, April 22, 2011 | Orlando, FL | House of Blues
Saturday, april 23, 2011 | Orlando, FL | House of Blues
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 | Dallas, TX | House of Blues
Friday, April 29, 2011 | Houston, TX | Verizon Wireless
Friday, May 6, 2011 | Los Angeles, CA | The Wiltern

Are you going???

According to HollywoodLife, it was confirmed by friends of Kesha’s that it is, in fact, her in the scandalous photo that was released recently. Even though, shortly after the raunchy pic was released, she denied it. But, friends say she isn’t mad about it!

Kesha’s close friend said, “It IS her in those photos. She told me they’re real and even joked about the ‘stuff’ on her in them.”

Hollywood Life reports that there’s more pics, too:

According to the pal, the 23-year-old singer isn’t even upset that the photographs, which show her topless and spread-eagled on a bed covered in a suspicious substance, have been leaked! “She’s not mad,” her friend says. “She said it could have been worse, and isn’t peeved by the situation at all.”

Ke$ha might be singing a different tune soon though. “There are other photos,” the BFF reveals. “That isn’t the only one!”

She can’t stop all of the photos from leaking, considering she’s a low-rent version of John Travolta and probably can’t afford a lawyer to stop people from printing this crap. Which, incidentally, we’ll do once we get our slimy hands on it.

In order to keep her name in the headlines, someone who looks like Kesha (just like her) released a racy photo of herself to the media. Looks.just.like.Kesha.

Kesha’s rep denied that it was the baby John Travolta in the picture, saying, “This is not Ke$ha in the photos.”

So there you have it.

Do you believe it’s not her?

Because you know how much we just love Kesha (spoiler alert: we don’t), here’s a nice photo of her topless, with some strange mysterious substance on her chest.

You’re welcome.

See the NSFW version HERE….but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Here’s Kesha trying to look good on the set of her video Take it Off. FAIL with a capital F. She is just making herself look like an international idiot.

The song is horrible (not surprising since how the only good song she has is Tik Tok). Can anyone tell me how did she get a record deal in the first place?

Nobody should feel bad for her because she knew she couldn’t sing but yet she started a career in music. At least she is off the streets and out of our lives. The only problem is that she is screwing up our radio with her terrible singing.

What do you think of her craptastic sound?

I can’t be sure, but it looks like Jessica Simpson has searched through the dumpsters and has retrieved some crap that Kesha would be ashamed to wear in public. And that’s saying a lot for the John Travolta look-alike.

Someone needs to fire their stylist STAT!

Willie Nelson is weeping at this mockery. That is all.

Here’s a hilarious video of Kesha’s one hit Tik Tok mashed up with scenes from the original Star Trek series. Because you know Jim and Spock were hittin’ the bottle and Jim was trying to hook up with every blue lady within transporter range.

Check out the funny video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kesha gives some pretty crappy Christmas gifts, literally.

In a revenge move, the singer admits that she has a vengeful side to those who have wronged her. She said, “You know what, sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and full bags of massive dog s**t. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

So nasty!

She also said that her record is a tool she uses to get back at people. She added, “The record is therapy. This b*tch stole my car, so I wrote a song about it called ‘Backstabber’. When I see thousands of people singing along to it I’m like, ‘Jeanie f**k you. You f**ked with the wrong b*tch.”

In addition, the dirty looking songstress said that she raids people’s garbage for her wacky ensemble choices. She said, “If I’m in Los Angeles and I find a pile of clothes lying on the side of the street that someone plans to throw out, I’ll take it. I’m like a pirate on a treasure hunt. I think it’s way more creative. I love used clothes because they have a story to them.”

Ugh.

Dave Navarro is apparently hooking up with a drunk looking Kesha in Madrid. The former Jane’s Addiction star just tweeted the above photo showing himself with a dirty hooker Kesha.

What I can’t discern from these photos is who has the crap end of this stick. Him or her?

Kesha wore this attention getting ensemble to the 2010 MTV World Stage VMAJ Awards held at Yoyogi National Gymnasium on Saturday in Tokyo, Japan. Boy, does she look utterly stupid or what?

It’s like she trying to continue her fifteen minutes….only no one has told her 14:59. Ugh.

Kesha has just released her second video, Your Love Is My Drug, and it’s insanely crappy. And the song is awful, too.

First, she’s in a desert, then it’s cartoon:30 and afterward, she’s a glow in the dark mess.

Watch for yourself: (continue reading…)

Kesha is doing some pretty amazing things for helping out animals in her flooded hometown of Nashville, Tennessee. It almost made me want to give her back her dollar sign, but alas, let’s not be hasty.

PETA reports:

What’s the first thing that animal-friendly pop star Ke$ha did after flying in to her flooded hometown of Nashville, Tennessee, recently? She bought 1,000 pounds of dog and cat food and dropped it off at the Nashville Metro Animal Shelter! The guardian of five beloved rescued dogs, Ke$ha just had to help after hearing that the shelter was overwhelmed with animals who had been turned over by their guardians or abandoned in flooded homes without any food or drinking water following Tennessee’s historic floods. To help even more, Ke$ha is also holding a benefit concert with all proceeds going to help families and animals affected by the floods. Two paws up for your compassion, Ke$ha!

Kudos to her!

A new demo from up and coming pop singer Kesha has just been leaked. The song is called, Boy Like You. You can check out this glittery trashtastic song after the jump! (continue reading…)

Ke$ha performed her song, Tik Tok, on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live and it was truly awful.

About 40 seconds in the video, when she debuts her American flag cape, she gives this nervous look, like, “Crap, no one is clapping!”

Did someone forget to cue the applause track for her shoddy performance? I mean, what does “Did anyone ever stop to think maybe we are the aliens?” even mean? We get it, Kesha, you’re an alien. Ugh.

After the jump for the craptastic performance, if you dare! (continue reading…)

Kesha has just released the audio for her new song, DUI, and you can listen to it here!

Even though I’m not so sure that you would want to. After the jump for the auditory assault! (continue reading…)

Kesha recently came out swinging against pop legend Britney Spears in her new track, Styrofoam. But in a recent interview with SYTYCD, the singer, she said that she didn’t have the “balls” to not sing the Britney bashing lyrics.

She said, “Just to clarify, I didn’t write that bit. And um, that was from when I was fifteen. And there is a reason that that song isn’t on my record. So umm, I have to admit, I do regret ever even singing that…because I have mad respect for her. But at the time I was fifteen, I didn’t really have the balls to not sing it, so, I mean, that is why it’s not on my record. Because I can’t really stand behind it.”

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

In her new song, Styrofoam, Kesha has taken the leap to dissing Britney Spears. Nevermind the fact that Kesha once sang backup for Britney on Lace And Leather, but now she’s biting the hand that feeds, for sure.

In the song, she says, “In ten years, Britney Spears….Britney who?” at the 2:17 mark. Have a listen, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Pop singer Kesha has revealed that she appreciates the transgendered community.

She saidm “I am a huge fan of the transgender community. I am so not a proper, good female. I can’t dance in high heels and I’m just so not girly, but then I see men with these banging bodies, dancing in heels, singing and having so much fun with so much makeup on. That makes me honestly want to be a better woman. It is so fascinating that someone can commit their whole entire lifestyle to being such a fantastic woman when I’m such a bum about it.”

Her PR rep must die a little bit inside everyday.