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Kesha must be off her rocker. Apparently she thinks she’s cool enough to get the privilege of appearing in Katy Perry’s wedding party.

Kesha said, “Katy had better ask me to be a bridesmaid.” And when speaking of Russell Brand, she said, “He’s so bright and funny. Maybe he can find me a booty call in London. I love English men!”

Do they even know each other? Or is Kesha just using her name for publicity for no real reason? Not that I care, because I’m not a fan of either one of them.

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Ke$ha has room to publicly criticize ANYONE? Much less Britney Spears?!? – Poor Britney

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Jessica Simpson’s Oprah interview – Celebrity Smack

Completely Lost recap & spoilers: “Sundown” – Hollywood Dame

Naomi Campbell beats another one & gets off the hook? – Dipped In Cream

Lindsay Lohan gets sexy for Purple – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Photos: Dita Von Teese promotes in Greece – Busy Bee Blogger

Video: “Not gay” Robert Pattinson does Jon Stewart – I Need My Fix

Photo: Russell Brand kisses Jason Segel – Tragicomical

Kesha took time out of her busy life to talk about choosing songs for her album, “Animal” and how she takes a bath in baby oil and douses herself with glitter.

She looks so wasted in this video, check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

John Mayer recently tweeted this message about the new flavor of the month pop singer, Kesha:

Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice? Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

Just yesterday, the pop tart responded with this, “@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”

Do you think that’s an open invitation?

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Kesha was only 13-years-old when she performed Radiohead’s “Karma Police” in her High School talent show. Back then, you can see that she was just as normal as the next kid, and even dorky.

This was only nine years ago! It’s amazing what some weight loss, hair dye and glitter will do for your career. See the performance, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Adam Lambert has said previously that he is somewhat bi-curious. On a recent radio interview, the Idol star said that he made out with new pop sensation, Kesha.

When asked about the type of women that he goes for, Adam replied, “It’s kind of an energy thing, I mean, I made out with Kesha actually….a couple nights ago.”

The interviewer asks whether or not it was because he was attracted to her. He said, “She is really pretty and we were laughing and just started kissing, I dunno.”

Listen to the full audio here.

When Kesha posted this video of her and a group of friends defacing the famed Hollywood sign, we weren’t sure whether or not it was a hoax.

According to Entertainment Weekly, it was nothing but pure fakery:

Before I committed any journalism, I checked in with my good friend Common Sense. It’s been pouring rain here in L.A. all day, so I knew the “early morning” footage of the group stumbling out of their limo to check out their handiwork wasn’t shot anytime in the last 12 hours. Also, my more sober friends and I have tried to get as close as possible to the sign in the past, and we were stopped hundreds of yards away when a security camera started talking to us. (“Hey, you. Yeah, you in the red shirt. I can see you. You want to get arrested?”) The sign is monitored 24 hours a day — I doubt a bunch of lit-up freaks in rabbit masks could get much closer. And as anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of scale could probably figure out, it would be very, VERY hard for anyone sans ladders/cranes to cover something 45 feet tall with bedsheets.

And there you have it. Shenanigans.

Kesha (without the dollar sign) and a group of her friends defaced the Hollywood sign after being told by a police officer not to jump the fence.

The rowdy bunch snuck in over and under the fence anyway and had their way with the sign. Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Taylor Swift has taken the title of best download debut from pop princess Britney Spears. After releasing her song, “Today Was A Fairytale”, fans raced to download the new single in its first week.

Also trying to take over the world is Ke$ha’s song, “Tik Tok”.

According to MSN Music:

The country music sensation now holds the record for the best download debut by a female artist after the new song was picked up 325,000 times in the past week — 39,000 more than Spears’ Womanizer in 2008.

If it’s any consolation, I still like “Womanizer” better than anything Taylor puts out. No offense to her fans, but I’m not a fan of country music. As far as Ke$ha is concerned, as much as I hate typing out her $name$, her song is an earworm that I can’t get rid of. So why fight it?

Pop icon Ke$ha says that she takes a jet to South America at least once a year, so she can “reconnect with the wild.”

Last year, she spent Christmas in the Mexican forest, reportedly trying to become one with nature.

She said, “I go to the jungle at least once a year to get away from human beings. Society has taught us to suppress certain things, but if I want to do something, I let the animal inside take over, no matter how uninhibited or irrelevant it is. Crazy people are what keeps life interesting.”

Sounds like someone is busy pimping out their record.

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Before Kesha got a record deal, she was trying to slip her demo to anyone who would listen, including the Purple One, Prince.

She reportedly paid Prince’s gardener five dollars to allow her inside his house so that she could leave her demo there, wrapped up in a nice purple bow.

Unfortunately for her, the “Purple Rain” singer never called her. Unfortunately for him, she blew up on the charts regardless.

She has most recently knocked Susan Boyle off of the charts with her new album, “Animal”. Of that, she said, “I feel kind of bad, but Susan had six weeks at number one. That’s a really long time.”