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Last week, Britney Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline suffered a bit of a heart scare, which landed him in the hospital. He was filming for Australian celebrity weight loss show Excess Baggage when he collapsed and was rushed to the emergency room.

In a new interview with the Herald Sun, he said, “One of the reasons why I’m doing this is because I don’t want to worry about episodes like what happened. The whole thing just makes me real cautious about what I’m doing and what I’m putting my body through.”

He continued, “I feel great but it was pretty scary. I’m glad I’m okay. I’m ready to get back to work. If anything, it makes me wanna push myself to get healthier in the future so I don’t have to worry about that again.”

Perhaps he should cut out the yo-yo dieting just to make money from celebrity weight loss shows? He has lost weight in the past, only “allegedly” so that he can re-gain the weight and do another show. What we don’t understand is why people in Australia think he’s a celebrity? Baffling.

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Britney Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline has tried to lose the weight for so long and then he’s rumored to put it back on so that he can compete in any number of reality TV shows. So it’s really no surprise to us that the 33-year-old former backup dancer was hospitalized in Australia!

He is currently in Australia filming a TV show called Excess Baggage, so you can really fathom a guess about the show’s premise. Reportedly, K-Fed’s heart was showing signs of distress, and thus, he was taken to the hospital for observation. He was having chest pains during a challenge with an Australian football team. He was doing running, along with the standard warm-ups. He reportedly had a “roaring pulse” and was exhibiting signs of a minor cardiac arrest.

He was taken to Mt. Druitt Hospital where he was kept overnight. He was seen earlier in the day, hanging out in his car wearing an oxygen mask.

Reports that he suffered a heart attack are said to be false. So don’t believe the hype!

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In case you haven’t heard, Britney Spears’ long-time boyfriend, Jason Trawick has proposed to her! Congratulations to them! (See a photo of her engagement ring here.)

Now, her ex-husband, Kevin Federline has decided to come forward with a comment. Of course he would use her engagement to get his name back in the tabloids!

K-Fed said, “I’m really happy for her. I think he’s a great guy.”

He went on to say, “She’s happy; she’s doing really well. I want to say she’s in a good place. I haven’t spoken to her much since I’ve been over here [Australia], both of us have been busy with her being on tour, but I do know from talking to the kids and talking to the kids’ teachers that they’re doing really good.”

He is currently dating his third baby’s mama, Victoria Prince. He continued, “It’s really good once you’re able to move on with life. I mean, Victoria’s the best person in the world. It took me going through the things that I went through to find a person like her. She’s more than I could ever have hoped for. Hopefully Britney feels the same way.”

He added of Jason, “He’s a really good guy, I’ve heard a lot about him….I’ve spoken to him quite a few times as of now. He seems like a really good guy. The kids speak highly of him and her family loves him.”

Britney Spears’ ex-husband, Kevin Federline is gearing up to be a father for the fifth time!

His girlfriend, Victoria Prince, is pregnant with their first child together — and his fifth. The former backup dancer has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson and two children with pop princess Britney Spears.

Victoria is said to be due this summer! Congratulations to them!

Charlie Sheen’s porn star friend, Kacey Jordan, once babysat Britney Spears’ children, Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline! Who knew that K-Fed or Britney would ever let a porn star near their kids?!??

TMZ has the scoop:

Turns out after Britney and Kevin split, Kacey Jordan and K-Fed dated briefly. We’re told K-Jor spent a lot of time at K-Fed’s house and would even babysit the kids from time to time when he would go out and do … whatever it is he does.

Kacey tells TMZ, “I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming … they were great.”

Did she get paid $30,000 for that?!???

This “Celebrity Fit Club” crap made its debut on VH1 last night and we got the chance to get up close and personal with Kevin Federline’s blubber. Not that we wanted to.

Also towing the fat for the show is his ex, Shar Jackson, along with Whitney Houston reject, Bobby Brown and former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach.

K-Fed looks really gross, doesn’t he? Bas, call me!

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Father of the year Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince took his 800 four kids out to the park on Sunday afternoon.

K-Fed brought all of his children out to the photo shoot at the park in Chatsworth, California, proving that he could probably make more dough with them all posing together.

But the real concern here is why is Sean Preston still in diapers? He’s four-years-old, better get on that potty training already.

It’s the “National Enquirer”, so you can pretty much take this news with a grain of salt. They are reporting that Jason Trawick has left Britney Spears heartbroken after she wanted him to move in with her and then have his baby.

I’m calling BS on that right now. In a few days, they’ll probably be snapped together.

Besides, she already has two children with Kevin Federline and she’s in the middle of her world tour.

Are you buying it?

Reports of Britney Spears getting engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, are jumping the gun.

The couple are not engaged, according to a source. The source says, “There’s no truth to it at all. Britney is not engaged.”

Another source said, “They’re very sweet together. He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

Let’s let Britney take her time, she needs that to make sure she’s not hooking up with another Kevin Federline. Seriously, when’s our girl going to stop dating the help?

While Britney Spears was filming her music video for “Gimme More”, the singer was dancing around the stage topless. The activity was clearly edited so that the video could see a wide public release.

In the video, Britney is a spectator as well as a dancer on stage. I’m not sure why these leaked so late, that video was so 2007.

In other Britney related news, apparently she and ex-husband Kevin Federline are the best of friends. According to Jamie Lynn Spears, “Kevin has been great, as always. He and Britney have become best friends. She knows how much he cares about the boys and he knows the same is true of her.”

Good for them and their children. I hope this is true.

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After surviving a marriage to Kevin Federline, I can understand why Britney Spears doesn’t feel the need to establish any kind of relationship right now. Reportedly, she’s still struggling to overcome her marriage to Federline.

She was reported to be hooking up with backup dancer, Chase Benz, but she says otherwise.

A source says, “Britney says it’s going to take many, many more years to completely detox from being married to Kevin. She still says being Mrs. Federline was the biggest mistake she’s ever made.”

The source adds, “Britney doesn’t want to do anything until the tour is over. She wants press for her tour and not for an engagement. The idea that she’d actually want to marry someone is ridiculous.”

I’d be detoxing, too.

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Even though it was said in the tabloids that Kevin Federline was set to work with Krayzie Bone of Bone Thugs N Harmony on his new record, Krayzie says he had no idea who this guy was.

He says, “I didn’t even know that my people was actually talking to him at first, because I had no idea about it until I started seeing it in the tabloids and on different websites…I really didn’t even know who he was at first. K-Fed, I didn’t know that name until somebody told me that’s Britney Spears’ ex-husband… After then I was like, ‘Oh nah, we not messing with him.’ But then after I spoke to my people, they told me that they had conversations with him and that he was possibly looking for some writers, and you know, like some production and stuff like that. So I was like, ‘That’s what I do.’”

Should’ve turned your back on him Krayzie, he’s poison!

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The famous slacker, Kevin Federline, is asking to have Britney front his attorney’s fees. God only knows the depths at which this loser will sink.

Spears is “clearly the ‘monied party’” in the dispute and should pay $50,000 for Federline’s litigation expenses, Kaplan argued.

Of course she is, retard! Why do you think he married her? Duh!

Good Lord, how long are we really going to let this drag out?!?? It’s sickeningly sad that Kevin Federline doesn’t really care about the safety of his children, but instead, just wants the cash.

Is he broke already? Come on, now!!

Via TMZ:

Alli Sims, Britney’s cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin’s lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here’s what’s telling. Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

Cha-ching! Throw some cash at this clown so we don’t have to keep hearing about him!!b Go away already!!!

I remember meandering if Britney Spears would use her divorce from Kevin Federline as a way to vent through her music on her upcoming album…No, I was wrong, she is passing up the chance to sing of heartache, his marijuana usage, or his leechery (is that even a word?).

Via TeenHollywood:

Pop superstar Britney Spears has snubbed the chance to vent her anger over her failed marriage to Kevin Federline on her forthcoming album, because she has other methods of dealing with her emotions.

The Toxic singer has been in the studio working on her comeback record with producer Nate ‘Danja’ Hills – Timbaland’s protege – and he insists her new release will not reflect the troubles she has experienced in her private life.

He tells Mtv, “She didn’t let none of her personal life into what she was doing.”

“There was no, ‘I need to let it all out.’ She said she deals with that in another way.”

Darn it, I wanted her to let it all out and tell us about how she was fed up from his BS.

Via Glitterati, I was rolling on the floor over this:

Realizing the year is nearly half over and no pregnant woman has credited him with paternity yet, the Sperminator made an offer you can’t refuse. Actually, you can, very easily…just like everyone else did.

Over the weekend, K.Fed asked a bevy of women to donate their uteruses for the next nine months.

Picking up a mic, he asked the entire Louisville Felt nightclub:

“I got four kids already – which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?”

Unfortunately, no one took him up on that.

Looks like he won’t be able to fulfill his quota of a kid per year now.

What on Earth is this guy thinking?!?? Like someone wants to catch the herpes that he either got from Britney or gave to her?!?? Who does K-Fed think he is?!?

Here is K-Fed’s leaked Superbowl commercial:

Britney has definitely seen her ups and downs in the past year. From divorcing her leech of a husband, Kevin Federline, to having two kids with that schmuck, to going out amongst many paparazzi, sans panties.

Britney Spears has definitely made a name for herself in the process of making a comeback, and it has nothing to do with being a pop princess. Where I was once sure that people would flock in masses to buy her new CD, now I’m not so sure.

In my opinion, I would think that Ms. Spears would need to cool it for a while. Maybe lay low and practice being a good mother to her two young children. They need to remember what mommy looks like. She needs to move back to the principle of being a model of what real people, like you and me, can identify with.