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This “Celebrity Fit Club” crap made its debut on VH1 last night and we got the chance to get up close and personal with Kevin Federline’s blubber. Not that we wanted to.

Also towing the fat for the show is his ex, Shar Jackson, along with Whitney Houston reject, Bobby Brown and former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach.

K-Fed looks really gross, doesn’t he? Bas, call me!

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Father of the year Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince took his 800 four kids out to the park on Sunday afternoon.

K-Fed brought all of his children out to the photo shoot at the park in Chatsworth, California, proving that he could probably make more dough with them all posing together.

But the real concern here is why is Sean Preston still in diapers? He’s four-years-old, better get on that potty training already.

It’s the “National Enquirer”, so you can pretty much take this news with a grain of salt. They are reporting that Jason Trawick has left Britney Spears heartbroken after she wanted him to move in with her and then have his baby.

I’m calling BS on that right now. In a few days, they’ll probably be snapped together.

Besides, she already has two children with Kevin Federline and she’s in the middle of her world tour.

Are you buying it?

Reports of Britney Spears getting engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, are jumping the gun.

The couple are not engaged, according to a source. The source says, “There’s no truth to it at all. Britney is not engaged.”

Another source said, “They’re very sweet together. He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

Let’s let Britney take her time, she needs that to make sure she’s not hooking up with another Kevin Federline. Seriously, when’s our girl going to stop dating the help?

While Britney Spears was filming her music video for “Gimme More”, the singer was dancing around the stage topless. The activity was clearly edited so that the video could see a wide public release.

In the video, Britney is a spectator as well as a dancer on stage. I’m not sure why these leaked so late, that video was so 2007.

In other Britney related news, apparently her and ex-husband Kevin Federline are the best of friends. According to Jamie Lynn Spears, “Kevin has been great, as always. He and Britney have become best friends. She knows how much he cares about the boys and he knows the same is true of her.”

Good for them and their children. I hope this is true.

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After surviving a marriage to Kevin Federline, I can understand why Britney Spears doesn’t feel the need to establish any kind of relationship right now. Reportedly, she’s still struggling to overcome her marriage to Federline.

She was reported to be hooking up with backup dancer, Chase Benz, but she says otherwise.

A source says, “Britney says it’s going to take many, many more years to completely detox from being married to Kevin. She still says being Mrs. Federline was the biggest mistake she’s ever made.”

The source adds, “Britney doesn’t want to do anything until the tour is over. She wants press for her tour and not for an engagement. The idea that she’d actually want to marry someone is ridiculous.”

I’d be detoxing, too.

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Even though it was said in the tabloids that Kevin Federline was set to work with Krayzie Bone of Bone Thugs N Harmony on his new record, Krayzie says he had no idea who this guy was.

He says, “I didn’t even know that my people was actually talking to him at first, because I had no idea about it until I started seeing it in the tabloids and on different websites…I really didn’t even know who he was at first. K-Fed, I didn’t know that name until somebody told me that’s Britney Spears’ ex-husband… After then I was like, ‘Oh nah, we not messing with him.’ But then after I spoke to my people, they told me that they had conversations with him and that he was possibly looking for some writers, and you know, like some production and stuff like that. So I was like, ‘That’s what I do.’”

Should’ve turned your back on him Krayzie, he’s poison!

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The famous slacker, Kevin Federline, is asking to have Britney front his attorney’s fees. God only knows the depths at which this loser will sink.

Spears is “clearly the ‘monied party’” in the dispute and should pay $50,000 for Federline’s litigation expenses, Kaplan argued.

Of course she is, retard! Why do you think he married her? Duh!

Good Lord, how long are we really going to let this drag out?!?? It’s sickeningly sad that Kevin Federline doesn’t really care about the safety of his children, but instead, just wants the cash.

Is he broke already? Come on, now!!

Via TMZ:

Alli Sims, Britney’s cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin’s lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here’s what’s telling. Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

Cha-ching! Throw some cash at this clown so we don’t have to keep hearing about him!!b Go away already!!!

I remember meandering if Britney Spears would use her divorce from Kevin Federline as a way to vent through her music on her upcoming album…No, I was wrong, she is passing up the chance to sing of heartache, his marijuana usage, or his leechery (is that even a word?).

Via TeenHollywood:

Pop superstar Britney Spears has snubbed the chance to vent her anger over her failed marriage to Kevin Federline on her forthcoming album, because she has other methods of dealing with her emotions.

The Toxic singer has been in the studio working on her comeback record with producer Nate ‘Danja’ Hills – Timbaland’s protege – and he insists her new release will not reflect the troubles she has experienced in her private life.

He tells Mtv, “She didn’t let none of her personal life into what she was doing.”

“There was no, ‘I need to let it all out.’ She said she deals with that in another way.”

Darn it, I wanted her to let it all out and tell us about how she was fed up from his BS.

Via Glitterati, I was rolling on the floor over this:

Realizing the year is nearly half over and no pregnant woman has credited him with paternity yet, the Sperminator made an offer you can’t refuse. Actually, you can, very easily…just like everyone else did.

Over the weekend, K.Fed asked a bevy of women to donate their uteruses for the next nine months.

Picking up a mic, he asked the entire Louisville Felt nightclub:

“I got four kids already – which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?”

Unfortunately, no one took him up on that.

Looks like he won’t be able to fulfill his quota of a kid per year now.

What on Earth is this guy thinking?!?? Like someone wants to catch the herpes that he either got from Britney or gave to her?!?? Who does K-Fed think he is?!?

Here is K-Fed’s leaked Superbowl commercial:

Britney has definitely seen her ups and downs in the past year. From divorcing her leech of a husband, Kevin Federline, to having two kids with that schmuck, to going out amongst many paparazzi, sans panties.

Britney Spears has definitely made a name for herself in the process of making a comeback, and it has nothing to do with being a pop princess. Where I was once sure that people would flock in masses to buy her new CD, now I’m not so sure.

In my opinion, I would think that Ms. Spears would need to cool it for a while. Maybe lay low and practice being a good mother to her two young children. They need to remember what mommy looks like. She needs to move back to the principle of being a model of what real people, like you and me, can identify with.