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Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries, just rubbed Khloe Kardashian the wrong way after they met for the first time. He tried to make a joke, but it just fell flat.

When speaking to Jay Leno on Tuesday, Khloe brought up her former brother-in-law and what had her so miffed about him.

She said, “When I met Kris the very first time, I had just landed in New York and it was late at night…and he was in Kourtney and Kim’s suite. And I went in there to say, ‘Hi’ because Kim was like, ‘Oh, I wanna introduce you to my friend.’ They’d just started dating.”

She went on to reveal, “And you know, one of the first things that came out of his mouth — like within the first five minutes — was, ‘So, how much are you getting paid to fake your marriage? Like how long are you gonna keep this up for?’ I was like, ‘Dude, I don’t know if you’re trying to make me laugh.’ He just rubbed me the wrong way.”

She added, “So, ever since then, I had a very defensive wall brought up.”

Did you think Kris was wrong in assuming she was faking her marriage to Lamar Odom?

I guess there’s no love lost between Khloe Kardashian and Kris Humphries! Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris on Halloween after only being married for 72 days. Now, Khloe is pulling no punches in revealing how she truly feels about the NBA player.

Khloe admitted that she never liked Kris after he made a comment about how quickly she and Lamar Odom tied the knot. They met in September 2009 and married just a few weeks later. Khloe said that after she was first introduced to Kris — he made the rude comment.

In a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, she said, “The very first time I met him, he said, ‘No one gets married after 30 days; How much longer are you gonna put up this charade for?’ He just rubbed me the wrong way.”

In all actuality it is Khloe and Lamar who are getting the last laugh. Kim and Kris’ union only lasted for 72 days and was widely believed to be fake for the reality TV cameras.

Khloe went on to reveal that Kris’ comments made her appreciate Scott Disick a little more. She said, “He’s growing on me.”

In recent rumors, it’s being said that Kim and Kanye West might be rekindling their fling. Amber Rose already busted them both out for cheating on their respective significant others….so this ought to get interesting!

Reality star Khloe Kardashian talked to the Hot 97 radio show and admitted that she really doesn’t know who her biological father is!

Robert Kardashian’s former wives Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian both claimed that Robert told them that Khloe wasn’t his biological daughter, but said that he loved her just the same. After that was all said and done, Khloe took to her official Twitter account to put them on blast. She tweeted, “The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)”.

Kris Jenner added her two cents into the mix, saying, “It just gets weirder and weirder. I have never heard of such crap before in my life. I mean, I was there, right? I gave birth, I know who the dad was, everything’s good. We’re all good. Don’t worry about it.”

Thinking that her statement put the speculation to bed, Kris might have counted her chickens before they hatched. Earlier this month, Kylie Jenner posted a photo of Khloe and Alex together with the quote, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!”

Khloe has revealed to the radio station that she has never actually gotten a DNA test done to determine if Robert is really her biological father. She said, “I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying, ‘No, we’re not questioning your mom, we’re questioning your father.’ She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?”

What she said that she didn’t like about Ellen and Jan’s statements were that they were claiming it was her father’s “dying confession.”

She added, “So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about.”

Do you still have doubts as to who Khloe’s real father is?

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Reality star Khloe Kardashian might have been trying to get pregnant in the past, but now that she and husband, Lamar Odom, have moved to Texas, she’s happy that she’s not actually with child.

The happy couple have been married since 2009 after a very short courtship, have been rumored to be trying for a baby ever since they got together. There were even reports floating around that Khloe and Lamar have tried In-Vitro Fertilization, but was unsuccessful.

Now, Khloe says that she’s happy that she hasn’t gotten pregnant, because the move would have too hard to deal with, with a newborn baby. In a new interview, she said, “It’s frustrating when you hear so many rumors because it makes you almost want to put pressure on yourself. But looking back, I think everything happens for a reason.”

She went on to say, “I think, ‘Gosh, what if I did get pregnant last season or a few months ago?’ Or what if I had a newborn baby and all this trade stuff happened? I don’t think I could have dealt with everything at one time. Doing this trade and my husband’s emotions and going through all that is so stressful.”

Now that they’re getting settled into their new place, they definitely have babies on the brain. She added, “Maybe Dallas will bring a baby. We’re definitely trying to have kids. Everything will happen when it’s meant to be. Last season, we were much more documenting, ‘Okay, when am I ovulating, when am I doing this?’ And it was very stressful to do it that way, so we’ve stopped. Lamar and I definitely are letting nature take its course.”

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Is Kris Jenner’s hair dresser, Alex Roldan, really Khloe Kardashian’s biological father? That was the question posed a month ago by Hollywoodite when they broke the news that Robert Kardashian might not be Khloe’s real father.

Yesterday, Kylie Jenner took to her official Twitter account to share a photo of the two of them together. She tweeted the above photo, along with this, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!”

So basically she is confirming what we already suspected to be true? Finally we get a confirmation of something without the involvement of an entire episode of their craptastic reality show?!???

Not so fast. After the controversial tweet, she said, “It was a joke everyone! Lol!”

Ha Ha. Now the public is going to have to sit through the show as the Jenner/Kardashian clan tries to deny it. Ugh. What do you think? Do you feel that there is a strong resemblance between Khloe and Alex? Do you think that the Kardashian family will try to continue milking this story for all it’s worth?

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There has been an epic ton of fuss over who Khloe Kardashian’s biological father is. Her mother, Kris Jenner, said that her real father is her former husband, Robert Kardashian. Even though Khloe doesn’t look like any of her siblings, the Kardashian clan is maintaining that. Rumors even surfaced that Khloe was actually fathered by O.J. Simpson, but that was quickly shot down by the Kardashian machine.

Kris and Robert met when she was only seventeen-years-old and married in 1978 when she was 23. They had four children, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and Rob, but it is now being rumored that Kris was stepping out on her husband with her former hairdresser Alex Roldan. That’s him in the photograph above, younger, next to Khloe. She definitely bares a resemblance to him, even moreso prior to her nose job.

We weren’t really surprised to learn that Khloe has a different father than her sisters. She doesn’t have any resemblance to them, even in childhood photos:

Alex just happened to work with Kris Jenner on a video she did for her thirtieth birthday, called I Love My Friends. Alex is six feet tall, as well. Khloe is famously much taller than any of her siblings, while her father was only 5’7″. Also of note is the fact that Khloe’s middle name is Alexandra.

Is that a sign that he’s really her father? Will the Kardashians address this on an upcoming episode of their show? What do you think?

Since there has been so much fuss surrounding who is actually Khloe Kardashian’s biological father, a radio station has offered to up the ante.

Her father’s former wives, Ellen Kardashian and Jan Ashley have both said that the late Robert Kardashian told them both that he wasn’t actually her biological father. Since, her entire family has had something to say about the rumors.

Previously on their reality show, Khloe and her mother Kris Jenner took a DNA test so that Khloe could have irrefutable proof that she wasn’t adopted. The only problem with that was the fact that she only had herself and her mother tested. Her DNA wasn’t compared to that of her other siblings to prove that she is actually a Kardashian.

With the National Enquirer’s latest cover, they’ve got people thinking that O.J. Simpson is actually Khloe’s father. They’ve put a photo of her next to a photo of O.J.’s daughter, Sydney and there is a slight resemblance.

Now, The Opie & Anthony Show is offering to put their money where their mouth is! They are offering Khloe a staggering $250,000 to undergo DNA testing to prove that she is Robert Kardashian’s biological father.

Should Khloe go through with it and have the testing done? It would be an easy way to cash in if she’s right. What do you think?

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It appears that everybody and their mother has something to say about the Khloe Kardashian paternity drama. Firstly, Robert Kardashian’s former wives Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian revealed that Robert told them both privately that Khloe wasn’t his biological child. And while it would seem that they were only giving those tabloid reports in a desperate bid for cash, it had a ring of truth to it. She doesn’t look like Kim, Kourtney or Rob. We just guessed that Khloe was more likely to be Bruce Jenner’s kid.

On Wednesday, the news dropped via the most recent issue of the National Enquirer that O.J. Simpson is actually Khloe’s real father.

To further enhance that thought, they put photos of Khloe and O.J.’s daughter Sydney, side-by-side. They look a little bit alike, so they must be related, right?

Now, it appears that Kim wants another crack at the insanity of this story. She has once again opened her big mouth to give her opinion — because we were just dying to know! [Spoiler alert: No, we weren't.]

Kim took to her official Twitter page to tweet the cover of the Enquirer, along with this, “Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

There’s still no word on whether or not Angelina Jolie is pregnant and dealing with a “cancer shocker”, so stay tuned….

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Here’s some particularly ridiculous news surrounding Khloe Kardashian’s paternity, straight from the National Enquirer. As you may already know, Khloe’s biological father’s identity has become quite the subject of internet speculation.

Now, the Enquirer is claiming that O.J. Simpson is her dad…because…why not?!? They are dropping the “bombshell” that O.J. is really her dad, adding a photo of his daughter Sydney, along with Khloe — to show the comparisons. Interestingly enough, they both look A LOT alike. That doesn’t mean that we’re buying this story whatsoever, though.

According to their inset photo, there is some “shocking truth” about O.J. Simpson and Kris Jenner. In addition to all of that baby’s daddy controversy, they are also reporting on Mary Tyler Moore’s last days. Because no magazine cover is ever complete without that impending death story, right?

Also featured in this issue of the tabloid is Angelina Jolie’s “pregnant cancer shocker”. Like OMG YOU GUYS, Angelina is totally battling cancer while she is pregnant with her seventh kid. No way. I’m not buying this story at all.

Also covered in this smorgasbord of goodness is Heather Locklear getting locked up in the psych ward, presumably after being placed in intensive care during her most recent hospital stay. Was Heather held on a 5150?

What do you think?

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Over the past day or so, there has been a lot of fuss about whether or not Robert Kardashian, Sr. is Khloe Kardashian’s biological father.

After Star magazine published their story that Khloe is NOT a Kardashian, it was also revealed that Robert’s former wives, Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian claimed that Robert told them that Khloe wasn’t his daughter. Since, Khloe took to her Twitter account to put them on blast. Kim even felt the need to jump into the fray, saying that she has no doubt that Khloe is Robert’s daughter, biologically.

Now, it’s Kris Jenner’s turn to famewhore the whole situation for more attention. She said, “It just gets weirder and weirder. I have never heard of such crap before in my life. I mean, I was there, right? I gave birth, I know who the dad was, everything’s good. We’re all good. Don’t worry about it.”

What do you think of the rumors? According to TMZ, Robert even declared in his annulment papers with Jan Ashley that he changed his mind on having kids with her, because he already had four biological children.

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Earlier today, rumors were circling on the internet with reports claiming that Robert Kardashian wasn’t Khloe’s biological father. Since, Khloe has called out her former stepmothers for spreading the gossip, calling them disgusting.

Now, Kris Jenner and her more famous daughter, Kim Kardashian are weighing in. Kim says that there is no doubt in her mind that Robert is father to Khloe, as well as the rest of the Kardashian bunch.

A source said, “It’s totally untrue and the family is very hurt.”

A snitch close to Kris revealed that Kris isn’t bothered by the rumors because “it’s so ridiculous, it’s not even worth her time.”

The family source said, “She looks just like Robert’s mother.”

Uh huh..

Are you buying it? Do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloe’s biological father? Sound off in the comments!

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Now that the questions surrounding who Khloe Kardashian’s father is have surfaced once again, we are all left scratching our heads. Of course, that’s not helped by the fact that she doesn’t look at all like her siblings.

Nonetheless, Khloe saw the reports that surfaced this morning and she’s none too pleased!

Robert Kardashian’s former wives, Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian have both come forward to say that he confessed to them that he wasn’t Khloe’s biological father. According to them, Robert didn’t really push the issue, but told them both that he and Kris weren’t having sex when Khloe was conceived.

Now, Khloe is miffed and has taken to her official Twitter account to talk about the scandal! She tweeted, “The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)”.

Oh snap!

Is it too late to call Maury Povich on this one? Ha. Still, the rumors make you wonder, don’t they? Also of note is the fact that her mother Kris has already admitted to cheating on her father, so it is entirely possible.

What do you think?

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The questions surrounding whether or not Khloe Kardashian is an actual Kardashian are surfacing again. According to Star magazine’s latest cover, she’s only a half-sister to siblings, Rob, Kim and Kourtney! Shocking! (Or not.)

We’re actually not surprised by this. I mean, look at Khloe — She doesn’t have the same features as Kim and Kourtney. Or their height. This woman is tall and appears to have had an American father, not a father with an Armenian heritage.

Since coming on to the scene, we’ve wondered if Khloe was actually Bruce Jenner’s kid. Now, Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Jan Ashley, is coming forward to reveal that he confessed to her that he knew Khloe wasn’t his daughter.

She said, “Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said it like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said, ‘Okay’, and that was it.”

Ellen Kardashian married Robert in 2003, two months before he passed away and also said the same thing. She said, “Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

She added, “Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. But he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”

Are you shocked by the news? Sound off in the comments!

In case you missed it, Khloe Kardashian was hilariously Punk’d by Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne. In the funny clip, the ladies are getting together for some girl time and pizza. The pizza delivery guy comes in and asks to use Miley’s bathroom, but gets his goodies stuck in his zipper!

Check out the sneak peek of the episode here.

Khloe definitely has a sense of humor about the prank. She said that Miley and Kelly got her good! In a new post on her official website, she said, “As I’m sure you all know by now, I got Punk’d! I was so excited for my girls’ night with Miley and Kelly, and let me just say, they got me really good.”

She added, “I thought the show was cancelled and I had no idea they were bringing it back so I was NOT expecting to be Punk’d.”

Too funny! The clip was awesome. Are you excited for the return of Punk’d? Sound off in the comments and let us know! Who do you want to see get Punk’d?

Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne teamed up to Punk reality star Khloe Kardashian and the results are just what you would think — hilarious!

Miley and Kelly invited Khloe over for some female bonding over pizza, but little did she know that the delivery guy was going to experience a terrible problem.

The guy delivered the pizza and then asked to use Miley’s bathroom. Then, it’s revealed that he got his balls caught in his zipper. Khloe calls 911 and the results are just funny!

Watch:

Can you just imagine her horror as she’s telling the poor guy to get on the counter top and lay down? He plays it off quite well, too…doesn’t he?

Will you watch the show? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Khloe Kardashian really looks like a total stunner as a blonde! Who knew?!? She posted the above photo on her Twitter page recently, showing herself with a platinum blonde ‘do with Kourtney and Rob — and she looks fab!

Reportedly, Khloe really wants to go back to being a blonde. Now that she lives in Texas with her hubby, she doesn’t have to conform to the Kardashian Krap — or does she?

Apparently momager Kris Jenner is laying the smackdown on Khloe’s plans to do something as simple as changing her hair color. A family friend said, “Khloe just wants to simply change her hair color, she has been leaning towards going blonde this time. She has wigs that she owns and when she dons the blonde locks, Lamar LOVES it. Lamar thinks his wife should be able to have her hair whatever color she wants. Practically every woman in Dallas is blonde, and Khloe just thinks it would be fun for her to do.”

E! actually has a contract with their whole family so that they can’t change a thing without approval. The source revealed, “E! has a very strict contract with the entire family. Before any physical changes are made on any of the family members during times when the shows are shooting, they must be approved by the network. Executives at E! want Khloe to remain a brunette so that it doesn’t date the series when it reruns. The suits want all of the sisters to have a similar look because the girls are branded as sisters, and having one of them showing up on screen with hair a different color, throws that off, and they don’t want to alienate viewers.”

I bet it also has something to do with Kris Jenner not wanting people to start asking if Bruce is Khloe’s real dad? She doesn’t look like Kim or Kourtney. What do you think? Should she go blonde?!?

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Kim Kardashian and her family have been using sweatshop labor in order to produce their massive amounts of Kardashian goods.

Reportedly, they are using foreign sweatshops where some workers are as young as sixteen and are abused. Ugh. Nothing surprises me anymore about these twits.

Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, said, “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people. Not only are celebrities like the Kardashians taking advantage of these workers, they are holding hands with a government that spits on democracy and women’s rights.”

The workers in the sweatshops live in such terrible conditions in factory-run dormitories that smell like sewage. They work 84 hours a week and helped make Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and the rest of those drones $65 million last year, while they are only earning $1.00 per hour.

So sickening. Charles went on to say, “You can’t talk during work hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”

These Kardashian broads need to fade away into obscurity already. Ugh, they are disgusting, awful people if they are allowing this to happen with their production. As a people, we are stupid if we keep contributing to this kind of madness. Stop buying their merchandise and stop watching their show. SEND A MESSAGE.

Echoing the words of Barbara Walters and a countless many others before her, Khloe Kardashian has revealed that her family has no talent!

She said that she and her family are aware that they don’t have any specific entertainment value, but Kim says that it’s more of a challenge that they gain fame for just being themselves.

Khloe said, “None of us think we have talent. None of us think we can sing or act or dance.”

DUH! Captain Obvious rears his ugly head.

Kim said, “I think it’s more of a challenge for you to go on a reality show and get people to fall in love with you for being you, so there is definitely a lot more pressure to be famous for being ourselves.”

Can they just fall off of the radar of the planet then? They are aware that they don’t possess any discernible talent, yet they continue to foist themselves upon the unknowing masses? It doesn’t seem fair, does it? Just go away, please and thank you.

Reality star Khloe Kardashian has revealed that she is completely comfortable with who she is, despite all of the taunts thrown in her general direction on the internet.

In her interview with Barbara Walters last night, she said that she is constantly compared to her sisters Kim and Kourtney.

Khloe Kardashian has said she is comfortable with who she is, despite facing constant abuse over the internet.

She said, “I got bullied my entire teenage life and always compared to my sisters. I’ve been asked a million times if I was adopted because I don’t look like them and that hurts, especially when you’re a teenager.”

She continued, “People saying to me how I’m the ugly sister or the funny sister. That’s what people would be like, ‘Kim’s gorgeous and Kourtney, you’re this, and Khloe, you’re so funny.’”

Awwww poor little rich girl!

She added, “I take ownership of who I am and I’m a very confident person but it took a really long time for me to be comfortable with myself. Even when I take pictures with them now I get called an ogre. The internet is horrible, it can be so negative because they all call me Shrek or an ogre. They are awful to me, but I’m over it now. I own who I am and I have the best husband in the world.”

We never called her an ogre. Our insults were more of the Wookie genre. Of course, Khloe isn’t the only one who gets picked on, on the internet. Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen thinks that Ms. FancyPants Kim Kardashian is one hairy beast.

Maybe Khloe Kardashian is really super jealous that her sister Kourtney is pregnant for a second time. Earlier, we reported on In Touch Weekly’s claims that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and alone, with both of her sisters seemingly turning their backs on her. Now, Us Weekly claims that Khloe will do anything for a baby with husband, Lamar Odom.

According to Us Weekly’s latest issue, Khloe is starting IVF so that she can get pregnant. They claim that she is thrilled for Kourtney and Scott, but is desperate to start her own family.

Also featured in this issue is Angelina Jolie, who is apparently starving herself. Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has been “destroyed” by her mother. Also, Kristen Stewart’s nightmare, which we reported on earlier in the week — Is Rob Pattinson cheating?!?

Poor Khloe. She’s the only one of the Kardashians that we can actually stand. Let’s hope that this isn’t just a ploy for publicity and that she can actually have babies, like she wants.

Also, we don’t really believe that Rob is cheating on Kristen, but it’s more likely that he was just hanging out with Sarah Roemer, because she used to work with Kristen.

What do you think?

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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian all appear on the latest cover of Glamour magazine and we’ve got the photos from their shoot right here.

It’s another fun-filled issue of a magazine making it look like Kim is the victim. She divorced Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage and is reportedly making him look like a total douche on their reality show. She did not return their wedding gifts and planned to donate money to a charity instead, thus giving her a nice, hefty tax write-off. But she’s the victim, you guys.

Kim said, “I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

Then Khloe tries to talk her out of that train of thought, but Kim says that what she wants isn’t possible. Oh yes, and she might not have a big family, as she originally wanted.

She added, “At first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three. And now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt. At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.”

Oh, we could only hope!

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Ugh.

The Kardashian sisters appear on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly, along with Captain Obvious rearing his ugly head. Yes, these broads are totally greedy and it’s about time someone said that out loud.

They’ve got momager Kris Jenner off to the side, along with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, with the headline, “America’s Fakest Family! Destroyed By Greed”.

According to them, Kim’s sham of a wedding was just the beginning. They’ve got the scoop on the family’s dirty money secrets: stealing ideas, a sketchy church and even a Ponzi scheme scandal.

Also featured in this issue are Tom Cruise’s kids, rebelling against their dad, Johnny Depp’s bisexual co-star getting too close to him and Angelina Jolie smacks her partner, Brad Pitt.

I believe that the Kardashians are really greedy for the almighty dollar, so this news doesn’t really surprise me. They suck, really. And they would do it on camera if they thought it would bring in the dough.

Not only is Kim Kardashian said to be miserable in her marriage, but according to reports, her sisters hate her husband, basketball player Kris Humphries.

In their wedding footage, Kris said that he thought Kim could just put anyone into the “husband” slot. Star magazine reported that he was feuding with her family, and from the sound of it, that might be true.

The family took off to Bora Bora in April so that they could all get to know each other. Apparently there was more than a few issues, stemming from that trip. Kris criticized Kourtney for being a “slave” to her son, Mason. Kim’s sisters also didn’t like how he roughhouses with her. A source said, “He’s like this weird, big clumsy oaf. Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian.”

At least the man has a legitimate career and hasn’t made himself a laughingstock for getting famous from leaking his own sex tape.

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