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Reality star Kim Kardashian is NOT involved in any type of drug scandal, despite what you may have read in the pages of Australian magazine “NW”. In the magazine’s latest issue, they report that Kim has a “heartbreaking habit” of popping pills like Valium and sleeping pills.

If anyone was dumb enough to report the fake news, then you might be gearing up for a lawsuit from Kim and her camp. TMZ reports that Kim is furious over the report that she is alarming her family with her pill intake.

Kim is getting her legal team on the case, however, and plans to send letters to media outlets who report on the fake story. As much as we hate to admit it, we’re going to have to give this one to Kim. She has done a lot of press and never has she appeared to be out of control of her faculties.

Will this story end up on an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”? Also, Kim has not yet commented on the salacious story on her official Twitter page. Did you believe the hype?

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star Khloe Kardashian has revealed that her sister Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West will be a reality television star. Who knew?!? We knew that he would be starring on their show, but is his contribution to the show going to make him a TV star?

She has revealed that he will be on their show, but Kim will take consideration as to how much they expose of their private life together. Khloe said, “I think Kim will be more protective of certain parts of her life now because of what she has been through.”

Obviously, she’s referring to her short-lived marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries. She added, “Kim has learned a lot from what she went through and I don’t think she will want to show as much on camera as she used to. But if there is a family dinner or an event then, yeah, he’ll be there. Why wouldn’t he?”

Do you think Kanye West can be a reality TV star? Sound off in the comments with your thoughts!

Via UpROXX, we were treated to the above photo which shows just how shallow reality TV star Kim Kardashian is. The writer of that particular post said they’d love to set the IMDB editor of Kim’s page up with a hooker, but we would even take it further than that. No where ever have we heard the truth preached like that. PREACHED. This picture is the best and it shows just what’s wrong with society today as a whole.

The full article goes on to reveal that instead of being ridiculed for releasing a sex tape like Kim and her former pal Paris Hilton have, they are celebrated. To that end, the Kardashian family has received a $40m deal to do three more years of their reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

Check out the rest of the full article here. It’s hilarious and well worth the read. We’re still laughing.

According to the latest issue of “In Touch Weekly”, Hollywood A-listers have decided to turn their backs on reality star Kim Kardashian. The magazine reports that she’s been attacked by Hollywood A-listers, banned from hot parties and she’s been abandoned by her boyfriend Kanye West. The magazine states that the fame that Kim has worked so hard for is “slipping away”.

The inset photos on the cover of the magazine reveal that Beyonce has told Kim to stay away from Jay-Z, Gwyneth Paltrow called her “low class” and “American Idol” judge Jennifer Lopez has told her to stop using her for her fame.

Also featured in this issue, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally set a wedding date, Sofia Vergara has been betrayed by her former man and the truth about the rumors surrounding John Travolta.

In a new interview with Matt Lauer on “Today”, Kris Jenner tackled some rumors that had recently surfaced about her family. She talked about the rumors about getting fired as her daughters’ manager, Kim’s love life and Khloe’s real father. Aren’t you curious?!?

She was doing promotional work for the upcoming season of the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. The show has been given the green light for three more seasons, which netted the family a whopping $40 million. She said, “It’s almost unusual not to have the cameras in our lives. And we really like what we’re doing. I get to wake up every single day and work with my kids.”

Matt asked if the kids know the difference between reality and reality television, she replied, “We don’t do scripts…We’re in the middle of shooting season seven. It’s not in the can.”

She also talked about the rumors that Khloe would be taking a DNA test on an upcoming show to establish her paternity. Rumors suggested that Khloe would find out if Robert Kardashian is really her biological father. Matt said, “Khloe’s father is…?” to which she replied, “Robert Kardashian. No doubt about it.”

Of the rumors that she was being fired as their manager, she said, “Ridiculous. The girls and I work together every single day and we have an amazing relationship. I know when to put the hat on and when to take it off.”

She spoke of how “Khloe & Lamar” stopped taping and whether or not the couple are having any troubles within their marriage. She said, “The reality show was not canceled. That rumor was silly. They are on hiatus that they want to take so Lamar can focus on basketball. He’s hoping to play on the Olympic team.”

Lastly, she spoke of Kim’s relationship with Kanye West. She said, “We’ve known him for years. He’s a great guy. I’ve stopped commenting about the details about my kids’ friendships and relationships. I get in trouble when I do. She’s great and happy.”

When asked if she thinks Kim is in love with Kanye, Kris replied, “You’ll have to ask her that.”

And now we know more than we ever wanted to about Kim Kardashian and her family. You’re welcome.

Kris Humphries is not letting Kim Kardashian get away with just a simple divorce. Since filing for divorce, the reality star has donated what she said was double the price of all of the gifts that she and Kris received from their short-lived marriage.

Apparently she has forgotten to include the cost of a Ferrari that was gifted to them as a wedding present. Kris’ legal team wants to interview Kim with regard to all of the presents they’ve received as a couple.

A source said, “Kris is anticipating that Kim will be deposed first, this is something that his lawyer is insisting upon. Kim’s deposition will take place at her lawyer, Laura Wasser’s office, in early June and they are still wrangling over whether or not it will be videotaped. Kris’ depo will take place shortly thereafter and both should have their formal sit down interviews for their divorce proceedings by the end of June. Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out. Amongst other matters, he wants to know about the Ferrari.”

The source went on to say, “Kris was at Kim’s house when the car was delivered – it was given to both of them, but Kim has kept sole ownership. She will be asked about it, under oath, on the stand at the trial.”

Reality star Kim Kardashian isn’t yet fully divorced from estranged husband Kris Humphries, but that doesn’t mean that her new boyfriend Kanye West can’t rap about walking down the aisle with her. It’s a match made in famewhoring heaven, really.

He has already confessed his love for the reality TV actress in his song, first dubbed “Theraflu”, but since changed to “Way Too Cold.” Now, he’s rapping about marrying her.

According to the latest Hollywood gossip, Kanye appears on a new track with rapper Pusha T. He raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”

She’s already walked down the aisle twice in a white dress, so perhaps it’s time to change the color a little? Perhaps eggshell white? Ha. We all know that she’s not a virgin, as evidenced by her sex tape with Ray J.

A source said, “Kim and Kanye are one hundred percent having conversations about marriage.”

Perhaps she should wait until she’s officially divorced before putting out her marriage feelers? It just makes it look more and more like her marriage to Kris was a total sham.

Rumor has it that “Vogue” editor Anna Wintour has NOT bought into the whole Kardashian spectacle that the sisters use to keep their names continuously in the spotlight. It’s about time someone other than Jon Hamm has said something about these nitwits. Hasn’t it gone on long enough?

The rich of the rich hobnobbed together at the Met Gala in New York City on Monday night, but reality star Kim Kardashian was nowhere to be found. Can you imagine why she would miss such a big night for fashion? Probably because she wasn’t invited!

Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West was in attendance at Anna Wintour’s Metropolitan Museum Of Art Costume Institute Gala, but Kim was not there. Reportedly, that was because Anna said no way.

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A source has revealed, “Anna hates Kim. Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

Among the invited guests were Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce, Gisele Bundchen and husband Tom Brady. The source went on to say, “The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!”

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Kim and Kourtney have been “busy” on Monday running around doing errands in Los Angeles. The spy said that it was likely that Kim would find some reason to justify her lack of attendance at the event. The source said, “Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie. She would have done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

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Besides all of that, Kim won’t be expecting to make the cover of “Vogue” anytime soon either. The source said, “Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body. As long as Anna is in charge you will NOT see Kim on Vogue.”

Can you blame her? Kim Kardashian is a glorified sex tape star and everyone knows it. Anna Wintour knows it. You know it. Of course, no sooner than the banning reports came out, Kim’s rep is issuing a statement on the snub. She said, “That is absolutely ridiculous. She was not able to be in New York due to her schedule.” What’s funny about that was that was the predicted response by the source after Kim was snubbed.

Even more funny, the rep would not confirm that Kim was even invited to the event at all. “Vogue” has said “no comment” when asked if they extended an invitation to Kim. Ha.

Kim Kardashian’s attorney Laura Wasser is blaming the reality stars estranged husband, NBA player Kris Humphries for delaying their high profile divorce. Is it really his fault that their divorce is taking much longer than their marriage lasted?

Laura said that she believes that Kris’ “personal feelings and maybe some media drive is keeping the case alive”. So basically she is saying that Kris is just in search of publicity as his motive in keeping their divorce going. She went on to reveal that Kim and Kris are eligible for divorce “since it has been more than six months since Kardashian filed her petition.”

Laura added, “Certainly, they’ve been separated longer than they’ve been married.”

He is in the process of seeking an annulment, thus voiding their prenuptial agreement. He wants to prove that her intention for marrying him in the first place was in order to boost the ratings for her reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

Spies close to Kim are saying the same thing about how Kris is holding up the divorce. An insider said, “He’s doing anything he can to get her attention. She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

Another source close to Kim said, “He’s doing this to humiliate her, plain and simple. Kris wants to hurt her.”

Isn’t it crazy how we’re not able to hear anything that is legitimately coming from Kris’ side of the story? He’s unable to speak publicly about the divorce case due to the confidentiality agreement that is associated with his prenup with Kim. Do you want to hear what Kris has to say?

Reality star Kim Kardashian and her rapper boyfriend Kanye West are said to be discussing the idea of getting married. Even though the duo have only been dating for a short time, they are said to be “very serious” about their relationship and are ready to pick out rings together. We have our doubts!

Last month, Kim and Kanye went public with their relationship after she ended her 72-day marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries. They are said to be very sure about the state of their relationship and how serious it has gotten so quickly. The reality star is also said to be joining the rapper on his summer tour.

An insider revealed, “She wants to be with him as much as possible. They really know and love each other.”

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star Kim Kardashian was said to her new boyfriend Kanye West — even though she isn’t legally divorced from NBA star Kris Humphries. The reality star is denying the reports of an engagement this early into the couple’s new relationship.

“Showbiz Spy” reported that Kim is a “fast mover” who had already gotten “engaged to new beau Kanye”. A source said, “Kanye proposed earlier this month. Kim said yes immediately – but she wants it to be a lengthy engagement; she’s learned not to rush into marriage.”

The report also suggested that Kim was ready to start a family and have “little Kanyes” running around. The reports sound like they would make a lot of sense considering the fact that she was only married to Kris for 72 days, but alas, the website has gotten it all wrong.

Her representative has issued a statement calling the rumors untrue.

Kris Jenner says that she keeps apprised of everything that’s going on in politics thanks to her husband, Bruce Jenner. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Kris talked about their views on politics, their causes and their new three-year deal with E! for their reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. So what does she think about her daughter, Kim Kardashian’s bid for mayor of Glendale, California? Why, it’s a great idea, of course!

She thinks Kim would be an “amazing” mayor! Of course she does! Kris said, “I think somebody in Glendalee was talking to her about holding the mayor position. I think Kim is so busy right now, but who knows. Stranger things have happened. Actually, she would be amazing at holding office, because she’s so smart and she’s got the kind of personality that she can handle something like that, but I think right now we’ve got our hands full at the moment.”

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Would Kim Kardashian make an “amazing mayor” or is her mother just so full of crap that she believes herself? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

Reality star Kim Kardashian moves fast if these latest reports are to be believed. Reportedly, Kim and her boyfriend Kanye West have already gotten engaged! Can you believe that? She filed for divorce on October 31, 2011 from NBA player Kris Humphries after only being married for 72 days — and she’s already engaged?

A source revealed, “Kanye proposed earlier this month. Kim said yes immediately – but she wants it to be a lengthy engagement; she’s learned not to rush into marriage. They’re a perfect match. They’ve both got their own money and they both share the same work ethic. It’s a match made in heaven. Kim says she’d like to have some ‘Little Kanyes’ as soon as her schedule allows. She couldn’t be happier!”

Perhaps if she finally got pregnant and decided to pop out a few kids, she would go away? Somehow we think that she would find a way to become a manager of her own kids, just like her mother before her. What do you think? Is Kim in a hurry to take things to the next level with Kanye?

Now that Kim Kardashian and her family have signed a $40 million deal with E! to keep their reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians on the air for another three years, Kim wants to branch out into scripted television!

Hey Kim, just because you can play yourself on television, doesn’t mean that you can really “act”. Listen to Jon Hamm’s previous comments — because he’s totally right.

According to reports, Kim is in the beginning stages of developing her own scripted half hour comedy series. A source said, “Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress. She really wants to be the next Sofia Vergara.”

Another source said, “Acting is something she wants to just for her. Kim wants to do something that wouldn’t involve her sisters. Will Ryan Seacrest back her new idea to become a sitcom actress?

Do you want to see a half hour show of Kim Kardashian trying to be funny? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

In the April issue of Elle magazine, Mad Men actor Jon Hamm really went after reality TV star Kim Kardashian. He called Kim and her ilk a bunch of “f**king idiots”, to which she blathered on — on Twitter, calling his comments “careless”. Her defense? She’s a “successful businesswoman”.

Her rebuttal didn’t cause Hamm to back down though. During an appearance on Today to promote Mad Men’s fifth season, he didn’t let it go.

The show’s host, Matt Lauer, asked Hamm about his comments on the rise of reality stars. Hamm replied, “I don’t think they were careless. I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility. It’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what it is and here we are.”

Now, it appears that the feuding duo have called a truce after finally meeting on the set of 30 Rock this week. They worked together on Thursday’s live episode of 30 Rock, in which Kardashian briefly made a cameo appearance.

Kardashian reportedly told a pal that they had “laughed it off” and claimed that Hamm was “very sweet and respectful.”

He might’ve been respectful, but we seriously doubt that he has any respect for how she became famous — which incidentally, was because of a sex tape that she signed off on through Vivid Entertainment.

There is a photo that is making the rounds on the internet of a reported Kim Kardashian before she was famous — nude, making eggs. Now, Kim is denying that the photo is of her. Of course she’s denying it, but it does resemble the reality star.

The photo shows a woman who resembles Kim, in the buff — cooking breakfast in the kitchen. Her rep was quick to blast the claims, saying, “It’s not her. You can totally tell. It looks nothing like her.”

From the back end, it resembles Kim’s infamous booty — but the face is difficult to identify. The woman’s hair looks like Kim’s, so it is a possibility that the reality star was getting naked before she was famous.

While denying the claims, she did tweet the above photo of herself in a bikini. She tweeted, “Decided to not eat the cake! This pic put me in check ! LOL”.

So did Kim have a photo of herself taken before she got her “boobs done”? It’s hard to tell, but we wouldn’t put it past her considering her past as a sex tape star.

Kim Kardashian isn’t anyone new to nudity, controversy or scandal — so it doesn’t really surprise us that she was getting naked way before she was famous.

In case you didn’t know, Kim was a hanger-on for Paris Hilton as a celebrity closet organizer before she released her own sex tape. Yes, we said “released” instead of having you believe that the tape was “leaked”. Leaking something doesn’t involve signing a contract with Vivid Entertainment for the video’s release, so it wasn’t a leak. Somehow, her mother/manager Kris Jenner must’ve thought it was a good business decision for her daughter to get peed on by Ray J in a video. But hey, it worked — didn’t it?

So when we saw this nude photo of a pre-fame, pre-boob job Kim Kardashian floating around on the internet — we sighed and thought “BORING!” That’s why we’re not even posting the picture here. We’re classy like that. Besides, once you’ve seen the video of her banging Ray J, there really isn’t anything left to the imagination.

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In OK! magazine’s May 7, 2012 issue, the magazine claims that Kim Kardashian wants to have Kanye West’s baby. Now that they have stepped out publicly as a couple, are they really ready to take their relationship to the next level?

From OK’s report (via the print edition):

Kim Kardashian is telling pals she wants to have a baby with Kanye West. They have been dating for less than a month, but, “Kim thinks Kanye would make a perfect baby daddy,” says a pal of the reality star.

While three weeks may seem too soon for baby talk, friends aren’t surprised, and say the Kim/Kanye romance has been brewing for years. “Kim has been friends with Kanye for almost a decade, so she knows him so well. Now, both are ready for a serious romance,” the close pal says.

“Kim will be 32 this year and always envisioned she’d be a mom by now,” says another insider. “And Kanye’s 34. He’s said one of his goals is to be a dad, and he’s heavily involved with a foster-care program. He loves kids. She has no doubts he’ll make a great father.”

So are they seriously thinking about babies at this point in their relationship? Not so fast, says Gossip Cop. The buster of “bad dish” reports:

In reality, Kardashian and West have just started going out, and they’re relationship is not yet serious.

A source close to Kardashian laughed of the latest tabloid rumor about the couple, telling Gossip Cop the pair is taking it slow.

The Kardashian family have a good reason to celebrate — 40 million reasons, to be exact. Apparently Ryan Seacrest and the folks over at the E! Channel have decided to give Kim Kardashian’s reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, three more years.

THREE MORE YEARS.

Why do Ryan and E! hate people? I mean seriously. What do these reality show twits really have to offer anyone? What service do they provide? Everything that comes out of their mouths is utter BS and not worthy of televising. Still, the network wants to dumb down the general population of people with their incessant garbage.

TMZ reports:

Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ … Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion’s share of the money … and they are each getting equal pay.

We’re told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade — and will be paid equally as well.

Scott Disick and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar … who hammered out a package deal to appear in both “Khloe and Lamar” and “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

$40 Million for three more years. Let that marinate.

Reality TV “actress” Kim Kardashian thinks that the internet has made her famous. Can you even imagine how this makes Ray J feel? Ha.

Let’s start at the beginning when Kim was just another Paris Hilton hanger-on and was basically a celebrity closet organizer. Then she was a nobody. Paris released a sex tape and blew up, so Kim followed in her footsteps. Thus, the Kim K Superstar sex tape with Ray J. If that was never released, no one would even know who this twit is. And to think she’s trying to make people believe that the internet is responsible for her level of infamy? Preposterous.

Kim said, “I think that the internet has brought on a different kind of celebrity. We are very well aware of who we are, and what our place is. We are so active on Twitter, on our Facebook pages – we are writing back, we are connecting. We enjoy it.”

She spoke of the Google Alerts that she had on her name, saying, “I got rid of my old email address, and they were on there. It was the big question in my mind: Do I add my Google alert to my new email? I haven’t, and I just feel I have peace of mind now. I would look at it all day long. It doesn’t consume me. I hardly look on the internet like I used to.”

She also spoke of the negative feedback that she gets from her haters. She revealed, “I love writing them back. People will write me, ‘My phone battery lasts longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage’, and I’ll write back, ‘Oh, which phone is that?’”

She added, “When people are so stupid, you just have to have fun with it. Someone will say I’m fat [on Twitter], or a hairy Armenian, and I’ll write back, ‘Oh, that egg picture of yours is so gorgeous.’”

So if people are “so stupid” as she claims, then I bet she was thinking that you would buy into her story of getting famous because of the internet and not her sex tape?

Things might just be heating up between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. After Kim arrived in New York, she was said to have spent the night with new boyfriend Kanye.

Following an intimate dinner date, she reportedly snuck back to his apartment and spent the night there with him. A source said, “She arrived with sister Khloe and mom Kris and it was clear Kim and Kanye couldn’t wait another second to see each other because he showed up at the hotel she’s staying at just moments after she checked in. Around 1:40AM they headed out for a romantic date at Mercer Kitchen. They stayed until around 3AM. They looked very happy to see each other and in love. They both headed back to Kanye’s apartment for the night.”

The two are said to be going through a lot of trouble to make sure that they have time to spend together. Another insider revealed, “Kim flies to New York all the time and Kanye is very rich so it’s not hard for them to see each other. He flew her private to Paris for his fashion show last minute – he’ll do anything for Kim.”

Kim Kardashian is gearing up to go out for the night. The reality “actress” tweeted the above photo saying, “I’m goin out tonight…it’s goin down.”

In short, it’s time to get your video cameras ready, gentlemen. And by “gentlemen” we mean D-list rappers.

Kim Kardashian said on Khloe & Lamar that she wanted to run for Mayor of Glendale, California. Now, her soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries has something to say about it!

Apparently he has told his pals that there isn’t anything that Kim won’t do just for the sake of publicity. Oh snap!

Kim revealed that she would like to be a politician. She said, “I decided. I’m gonna run for the mayor of Glendale, but it’s gonna be in like five years. So mark your calendars for 2017!”

A source close to Kris said, “Kris was told about Kim’s plans to become mayor of Glendale as it was making news yesterday. He doesn’t watch any of the Kardashian reality shows on E!, but he is telling his friends that he isn’t surprised that Kim said that because he feels there isn’t anything she wouldn’t do as she is so publicity hungry. It’s just ridiculous and sad to him that Kim is so fixated on fame and celebrity. There is no way that Kim would ever move to Glendale though, she complained whenever she had to stay at Kris’ condominium in Hoboken, New Jersey. Kim said that Hoboken wasn’t exciting enough for her.”

Kim said that to run for political office, she would first have to establish residency and Noelle Keshishian would help with the campaign for her to become mayor. She said, “You have to have full residency in Glendale…so I have to buy a house there. Noelle and I are looking into all the requirements. It’s Armenian town.”