BEYONCE & JAY-Z Don’t Want To Be On ‘KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS’

BEYONCE & JAY-Z Don't Want To Be On 'KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS'

There’s a reason why Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z returned the invitation to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding marked “Thanks, but no thanks.” Apparently they knew that the wedding would be reality television fodder and they wanted nothing to do with it. Via the “Daily Mail”:

Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned down an invite to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding.

The 99 Problems hitmaker and the Pretty Hurts star are said to have rejected the chance to attend the nuptials, which are expected to take place in France, because they don’t want to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

They certainly would’ve been the highlights of the show, thus why they aren’t going. They didn’t want to be the only talented celebrities in attendance.

KIM KARDASHIAN & KANYE WEST To Marry In Los Angeles?

KIM KARDASHIAN & KANYE WEST To Marry In Los Angeles?

Kim Kardashian and her fiance Kanye West aren’t thinking about tying the knot in France anymore, according to the latest reports. Reportedly, the high profile duo are set to get married at the Ysidro Ranch just outside of Los Angeles. Did they not find a castle they liked in Paris, France?

The wedding date is said to be in “late May” and the venue the couple has chosen will provide privacy as well as beauty. Lately, Kim is said to have gone into extreme dieting mode ahead of her special day. Reportedly, she has banned any other liquids other than water from her diet. She’s said to be desperate in order to lose an extra five pounds before her wedding day with the rapper.

A source said, “She doesn’t really drink, but she likes a glass of red wine with dinner and coffee in the morning but her Atkins mania won’t allow her those anymore. She won’t even have a sip.”

She has already lost fifty pounds since giving birth to her first child North last June and she has been eating lean protein and green vegetables in order to stay fit. She’s afraid that she will slip from her diet, so she makes sure to have healthy snacks on hand for those hungry moments.

A source revealed, “Her assistant has a bag of celery sticks with her at all times.”

There are new reports making the rounds suggesting that Kim has had more butt injections — to the tune of $30,000. The snitch said, “Kim’s been focusing on her bum a lot lately – it’s becoming almost obsessive. She says the bigger it is, the sexier she feels. But Kim’s obsession is starting to worry her friends – they’re concerned she’ll take things too far. Kim says she wants an eye-popping booty that everyone notices. It’s part of her brand.”

The spy added, “Kim wants to please Kanye and she knows he’s obsessed with her rear. He thinks she has the best bum in the world.”

And that is only a matter of opinion, no?

Kim Kardashian Hasn’t Sent Out Wedding Invitations Yet

Kim Kardashian Hasn't Sent Out Wedding Invitations Yet

If you’re waiting to see what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding invitations look like, then you will be waiting quite some time! According to reports, Kimye has yet to send out any invitations for their special day. Why, you might wonder? Well, it’s because they don’t want the paparazzi to get the inside scoop on their nuptials before they can sell off the rights to the photos and videos from the ceremony, of course.

No, really. Kim is refusing to tell her friends where the duo are tying the knot until their guests arrive in Paris. They are gearing up to marry in Paris on May 24th, but they haven’t sent out the invitations yet. A source said that Kim “has not sent out any invites yet” because she wants to keep everything a secret for as long as they can.

The spy said that the couple’s 90 guests will receive a card that says a date along with “Paris” and will only be given details upon their check-in at their hotel. Aside from that, the couple are still thinking about what to wear for their big day. An insider said, “She’s actually deciding between a custom Lanvin and a Monique Lhuillier gown. She wants to feel like a princess, but have it be form-fitting, too. Don’t expect some poofy dress like she wore when she married Kris. Think ultra chic. Kanye is involved in every part of the process.”

“Ultra chic” is not the words that come to mind when we think of Kim and Kanye, that’s for sure.

Kim Kardashian Is Political Poison — Who Knew?!?

Kim Kardashian Is Political Poison -- Who Knew?!?

Kim Kardashian is apparently considered political poison…who knew?!?

According to the latest gossip surrounding the reality star, she has reached out in order to push people to support Barack Obama, but he and wife Michelle “wanted nothing to do with her”. Not so shocking, is it?

During Obama’s 2012 presidential run, she was outspoken in her support and “wanted to be a surrogate for the campaign”, but “they wanted nothing to do with her.”

A source revealed, “She was not the young, cool image they wanted to portray at all. Even though she kept asking, the campaign would never let her do anything in an official capacity. Kim is political poison. Having her involved in a political event or with a candidate is the last thing people who are serious about getting elected want.”

On Tuesday night, Kim appeared at congressional candidate Marianne Williamson’s fundraiser, but she failed to impress anyone present. Katy Perry was also in attendance and apparently people love her. An insider said, “Katy is on a different level than Kim. Everybody loves Katy. Kim is so controversial and it’s just too risky for any candidate to have her involved.”

Kim Kardashian Covers OK! Magazine In A Bikini

Kim Kardashian Covers OK! Magazine In A Bikini

Reality TV actress Kim Kardashian is featured on the cover of the latest issue of “OK!” magazine and on this week’s cover, she is shown in a bikini. What’s funny is that this picture appears to be so Photoshopped that we almost didn’t recognize Kim right off the bat. Of course, Kim does like to have final approval on any and all images that go out in the public eye, so it’s likely that she gave the final okay on this hatchet job of a photo.

What is even worse is that the tabloid wants to sell us on the idea that Kim lost all of her baby weight the natural way — without having any type of surgery. It was only in December 2013 that they’ve documented all of the work that Kim has had done and now they are saying that she’s gotten that freak body with her ginormous butt the natural way? Come on, “OK!”, you really can’t have this both ways here. Either Kim is a fake robot who has had a metric ton of work done or she has actually morphed into whatever she is today naturally. Someone at the tabloid should be in charge of all of the stories that they put out about certain celebrities.

Also featured in this issue is a piece on Katie Holmes dating Jason Segel. Somehow to us, this relationship would actually make sense. They seem like they would be cute together, so we are holding out hope for these two.

Lastly, the magazine wants to perpetuate some nonsense about Demi Moore adopting a child from Mexico. Are they that desperate to put some kind of spin on Demi being so unhappy with the fact that her ex-husband has moved on with Mila Kunis that they’re creating fake drama for her? Is Demi Moore going to be the new Jennifer Aniston in the eyes of the tabloids?