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Even though Kim Kardashian has said that she won’t be dating anymore football players, we’ve heard that she has had her sights set on Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow.

Since we all know how much of a religious guy Tim is, we couldn’t possibly picture them together. She’s a sex tape star and he’s a religious virgin, waiting until he’s married to do the deed. So what’s a famewhore to do? Talk about religion, of course!

Kim tweeted, “On my way to church with the girls! I want to start a Bible study group with my friends!”

Uh huh. A bible study group with a sex tape star? Sounds suspicious. Insiders say that her sudden onset of religion is just a ploy to snag Tim.

A source revealed, “Anyone who knows Kim knows what she’s up to. She thinks Tim’s hot and she knows dating him would really boost her image. And Kim could really use some help in that department.”

Another source said, “If he were just the average athlete, Kim would pull the same move she used on Kris.” Meaning that she would get front row seats to a Broncos game and then send her phone number to the locker room for him. The snitch said, “But Tim’s different. She can’t just use her sexuality.”

The insider went on to say, “Kim thinks Tim is a dream. She appreciates his courage to weather criticism about being publicly religious. So I think Kim is inspired by that act of bravery. As for the bible study, that’s nothing new. Her family was very committed to their spiritual ideas – very Catholic.”

Will it work for Kim to be able to entice Tim? A source close to the quarterback said, “Kim’s not Tim’s type at all. He likes down-to-Earth girls who aren’t high maintenance. And the sex tape is the type of thing that grosses him out.”

I think the entire planet was grossed out by that one.

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Reality star Kim Kardashian might be in for a surprise if her divorce trial becomes television fodder! Kim famously filed for divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries on Halloween, just 72 days after tying the knot.

According to reports, the court proceedings might just be televised because of California law’s open policy on popular cases. So, if she really wants to keep things private, she will have to settle out of court. Interesting!

I can’t wait to see how this one plays out, considering how much of a famewhore she is and how she basically muzzled Kris in the media. Kris was said to have wanted an annulment, so there is always that possibility. Of course, that would mean that her prenuptial agreement gagging him would be nullified and he would be allowed to speak about their short-lived marriage to any media outlet who would listen.

Do you want to hear what Kris would have to say about his marriage to Kim? What about if their divorce becomes public information?

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Rumors were flying recently that Kim Kardashian was going after Tim Tebow. After the denial came in (he has class, people), the new rumors suggested that Kim was secretly dating Mark Sanchez.

Now, we know that she isn’t secretly trying to hook up with Mark and the Tebow rumors are just that — rumors. She was said to have tried to hook up with Tebow because of his religious views, but he brutally rebuffed her. He’s a virgin and she’s had more sex for the cameras than he has in his whole life. Go figure.

The reality television star is so done with football players altogether. I guess the breakup with Reggie Bush was so bad that she was soured on NFL players completely.

In addition to that, she is also done with NBA, as well. We have to wonder what sport the Kardashian hurricane will try to tackle next? Hockey? Perhaps soccer?

I bet the entire NFL and NBA are breathing a sigh of relief after this news gets around. Who do you think Kim should date next?

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Ever since reality TV star Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, she’s been linked to several men. Among them, her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and now, New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.

A source said, “Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and flings. Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!”

I guess this wouldn’t be the first time that Kim was called a homewrecker, eh?

Reports circulated online quickly, but Kim is shooting down the rumors, claiming that they are just friends. Of course they are…just like she was “just friends” with Kanye West while he was still dating Amber Rose.

Kim refuted the reports, saying, “I swear I’m not dating [Mark Sanchez] at all. Honestly, I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with him and his buddies. There’s genuinely, absolutely nothing going on. I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I’m into sports so we have a lot in common, but not, definitely 100% not dating.”

Mark is currently dating model Kate Upton.

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Say it isn’t so!

According to the latest issue of new publication, Reality Weekly, Kim Kardashian’s short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries was a scam! Newsflash genius, that’s not exactly breaking news.

Anyone who saw an iota of news surrounding Kim and Kris’ marriage and subsequent divorce would say that it was fake and only for the reality show cameras.

The tabloid reveals that they have Kris’ marriage confession and that the whole thing was fake, fake, fake. They go “inside the $19 million deal that fooled fans and pumped up ratings.”

Also featured in Taylor Armstrong’s tell-all about her husband Russell and how he hit her while she was pregnant. She had proof of the beatings, likely in photos and they also detail what her daughter knew about the abuse that she was suffering.

In addition, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has a creepy sugar daddy! Also featured is Vienna Girardi’s story of her secret abuse. On the cover, she is quoted as saying, “I was so scared.”

Apparently Life & Style magazine really wants people to feel sorry for reality television star Kim Kardashian. Kim is featured front and center on the latest issue of the tabloid with the headline, “I am so alone”. Kinda makes you think she has a heart, doesn’t it? Don’t be fooled! The last time we got fooled by this twit, she got married to Kris Humphries on TV for millions and then turned around and divorced him after only 72 days. We aren’t sympathetic, Kim.

Also of note is that Kim has Google Alerts set to her name, so there’s a good chance that she’s reading this right now and calling us a bunch of haters. According to the magazine, Kim is “undateable, losing millions, gained 15 pounds and has no friends.”

Before you join the pity party, just know that Kim has likely signed off on that story to take the focus off of her high profile wedding sham so that the public will feel sorry for her. We’re onto you, Kim.

Is Kim Kardashian really headed for a breakdown? Do you care? Sound off in the comments!

According to reports, reality television star Kim Kardashian has a huge crush on Tim Tebow. Of course, the only reason that she would want to start dating Tim is so that she can rehab her image, if that’s possible at this point.

The world frowned on Kim after she spend a ton of money getting married to Kris Humphries in a lavish wedding — only to ditch him 72 days later. She reportedly raked in the dough for the wedding with deals for the video, as well as the photos. She was bashed for the obvious publicity stunt, so now she wants to make nice with the public?

Kim is said to find Tim “handsome” and she is a fan of his “really strong values.” Kim has gobs of money, but as it turns out, that can’t buy you everything.

Kim is in need of an image rehab stat and her PR team thinks that “dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

A source close to Tim said, “Although flattered, he’s not interested.”

The pal said that Kim has had more sexy time in front of the cameras than Tim’s had in his entire life. So why would he want to spend his first time with someone like her?!? I can’t say that I blame him. He does have strong values, and obviously part of that says not to date women who have had sex on camera and subsequently signed off on the tape for release. He’s not stupid.

Do you blame him?

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A source close to Kris Humphries said that the NBA player never would have wanted to file for divorce from reality television star, Kim Kardashian. The pal revealed that the divorce was totally Kim’s fault and that Kris actually wanted to get counseling first!

Despite how the season finale of Kourtney And Kim Take New York went, Kris wasn’t the one who wanted to get divorced.

The friend revealed, “Kris NEVER said he wanted to get a divorce. In fact, he would have gone to counseling with Kim if she would have given him the chance. She just did what she wanted and didn’t include Kris in any of the decision making. She NEVER acted like she was his wife.”

Are you surprised by this?!?

On the show, Kim wouldn’t even let the guy move his things into her mansion in Los Angeles. The source continued, “It was devastating for Kris because she totally broke his heart! Kim never talked to Kris about her feelings; she was just angry at him all the time. It was also hard for Kris because at the beginning, Kim acted like she really liked Kris’ sister, Kaela, but after the wedding she totally ignored her.”

A reality star who is so self-absorbed that all they think of is ME, ME, ME? Say it isn’t so!

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Reality TV personality Kim Kardashian was forced to call the police after a strange man showed up on her doorstep!

He arrived at the gate to her Beverly Hills home with his luggage, claiming that he intended to stay at Kim’s home. He buzzed the intercom at the security gate and said that Kim had flown him in to stay with her. He also made the claim that he was supposed to be working on her reality show.

You know that Kim isn’t going to be keeping the help with her in her ultra-swank mansion, so her security people called the police. Kim was said to be freaked out when the guy refused to leave.

Will that be on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? You know, if it came down to it, she could always land that Tokyo-sized tushy on him and that would send a message to any other would-be house crashers.

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On Wednesday, we reported that an ex of Kris Jenner’s came forward for the latest issue of In Touch Weekly to discuss how Kris ruined her kids — mostly her daughter, Kim Kardashian. Now, we have more details about what happened!

Kris’ ex-boyfriend, Todd Waterman revealed that he saw how Kim was affected by her mother’s actions. With regard to how Kris influenced her daughters, he said, “It was a steady, superficial diet of what to wear, who your friends are, where to be seen and what car to drive. Early on, it was made clear to met that Kris desired a celebrity lifestyle.”

When speaking of how Kris paid for everything with her ex-husband’s money, Todd said, “I didn’t have teh money for the lifestyle Kris was leading, so she paid for a lot – or it was Robert who was paying, I guess. There was no way I could help maintain what she was accustomed to financially.”

He added, “Kim is Kris 30 years ago. That’s not going to change.”

So Kris basically ditched him because he couldn’t afford to keep her in the lifestyle she wanted so desperately to become accustomed to? At least she didn’t marry him for 72 days and milk it for everything she could get from it. Right?

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Snoop Dogg just laid into Kim Kardashian with all guns blazing!

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

The LBC rapper recently shot a web video in which he uses his pseudonym, Nemo, and dispensed of some marriage advice to Kris about his ex several months too late.

Snoop leaves very few stones unturned as he describes Kim’s ability to sink any man she romantically links up with. He brings up former boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush, sex tape costar Ray J (who Snoop says survived the curse. Phew). And tells Kris it was a mistake from the start to try and make an honest women out of Kim.

“She’s coldblooded, I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n—ers that she got and how she played them,” Snoop says of Kim. “So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.”

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Wow. Get it Snoop! Words of wisdom to live by: “You can’t make a ho a housewife.”