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Rapper Kanye West is said to be obsessed with reality star Kim Kardashian and she has said that she has “never felt as loved” as he makes her feel. They began dating this year, which comes on the heels of her divorce filing from NBA player Kris Humphries.

A source has revealed, “Kim really hasn’t ever had a guy be so obsessed with her. She almost doesn’t know how to handle how much Kanye likes her. She has never felt this loved and it makes her feel good.”

The happy couple are going through any lengths to be able to see each other. The source went on to reveal, “Kim flies to New York all the time and Kanye is very rich so it’s not hard for them to see each other. He flew her private to Paris for his fashion show last minute – he’ll do anything for Kim.”

Kanye recently released his song Theraflu, of which he had to rename to Way Too Cold — in which he professes his love for the reality star. Kanye is also said to be splashing out over $47,000 for a St. Lucia vacation for the two of them to share.

Kris Humphries was said to be saddened by his divorce from Kim Kardashian after only being married to the reality star for 72 days. Now, it appears that he could care less. Who could blame the guy, she ditched him and it was likely due to something completely superficial.

Even though their divorce has yet to be finalized, Kim has been dating rapper Kanye West. He fell in love with her and wrote a song about it called Theraflu. Is Kris fazed by Kanye’s profession of love and his ability to get him cut from the New Jersey Nets? The likely answer is not really.

The New York Post reports:

Kris Humphries didn’t let Kanye West’s song “Theraflu” — which takes a swipe at the New Jersey Net while swooning over his ex, Kim Kardashian — sour his dinner Wednesday at Marble Lane. The DJ played the track as Humphries dined with a friend and his sister, Kaela, at the Dream Downtown hotel restaurant. Spies saw Humphries furiously texting on his phone as the song played, but a friend insisted he was merely messaging a friend to join them.

I imagine that it’s hard to stay civil when a saucy DJ plays a song that makes you look like a douche, but we commend Kris for not letting it get to him.

Rumor has it that Kanye West is looking to treat his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian to a super expensive vacation!

Kanye is said to have fallen head over heels for Kim and he wants to splurge the cash on her — to the tune of $47,700 for a Caribbean vacation. Nice! Reportedly, he has already asked Kim to join him for a vacation in St. Lucia at the Soufriere resort. Kanye will have his five-man security team in tow where the happy couple will enjoy a private bungalow that comes with its own chef. Sounds fancy!

A source revealed, “Kanye knows Kim is used to staying in luxury but wanted to top everything she’s experienced. Money is no object, he wants the best of everything. He’s planning some romantic evenings and is relying on his chef to knock out some amazing seafood dishes to get them in the mood.”

Yes, but once they’re in the mood will they film their escapades? Haha.

Kanye recently released his newest song Theraflu, which touts how he fell in love with Kim while she was still married to Kris Humphries. He even said in the song how he could get Kris fired from the New Jersey Nets — which his pal Jay-Z owns.

Kim’s step-father Bruce Jenner said that he isn’t all that impressed with Kim’s relationship with Kanye, saying that he’s “not that excited” about it.

Are you? Can you blame him?

Kim Kardashian’s romance with Kanye West was intense and serious, but just as quickly as the romance reached a fever pitch, it has died out just as fast. So there isn’t going to be another 72-day marriage for Kim?

Do you believe the hype? Are Kim and Kanye’s fast and furious relationship really over that quickly? I’m sure if that’s the case, she’ll be blathering on about it to the tabloids next week, right? Once a famewhore, always a famewhore, right?

Just a week before going public with her relationship with Kanye, she told a magazine that she wouldn’t have another relationship featured on her reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Not too much later, it was revealed that Kanye would be making an appearance on the show. So is it safe to assume that anything that comes out of Kim’s piehole is a lie?

So, are Kim and Kanye really over? Or is this just another move for publicity? If she gets out of a marriage in which absolutely NO ONE feels bad for her, will she look like the victim if she gets dumped via text message?

Kanye had agreed to let Kim tag along for his tour with Jay-Z next month, but Kim wanted to bring the cameras with her. So basically, she was looking to film Kanye, Jay, Beyonce and even Blue Ivy. Kanye found out about Kim’s plans and decided to uninvite her from the tour — and he even dumped her.

Feel bad for her yet? If not, then the Kardashian’s plan in making us feel sorry for this vapid twit is failing.

Kim Kardashian hasn’t officially sealed the divorce deal with NBA star Kris Humphries yet, but she has already moved on to dating rapper Kanye West. Apparently, her step-father, Bruce Jenner isn’t all that excited about the prospect of Kim and Kanye dating — yet.

During a speaking engagement at Northeastern University, Bruce was asked about his feelings on the subject of a KimYe romance. He said, “I’m not that excited, but we’ll see. Kimberly and I have had a conversation about them and their potential relationship.”

Bruce really doesn’t want Kim rushing into anything with someone new. It’s not about Kanye, in all reality — but the fact that she’s already dating and she has just come out of a 72-day marriage. Ha.

Do you feel that Kim is moving too fast because she still isn’t divorced from Kris? Should she wait a while before taking any steps with someone new? Or has their relationship already stood the test of time and is just fate? What do you think? Do you think they make a good couple?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s romance is covered on the latest copy of Us Weekly magazine with the title “True Romance Or Desperate Stunt”. We are not at all surprised that someone was willing to jump on the “It’s all for fake PR” bandwagon and it appears that Us Weekly was willing to oblige — instead of kissing Kardashian butt like they’ve done in the past. We’re guessing that Kim no longer cares what the tabloids are going to write about her, as long as she’s covered somewhere.

The tabloid states that after years of flirting, Kanye has finally convinced Kim to give their romance a shot. The magazine claims to go inside their shopping sprees, lavish dinners and a Paris getaway. Of course, now it sounds like they’ve got some sort of Kardashian insider on speed dial.

Do we really care how the sublimely rich are spending their gobs upon gobs of money?

Also featured in this issue, the magazine claims that Katy Perry wants her soon-to-be ex-husband Russell Brand back. Uh huh, somehow we’re doubting that this has any truth to it. In addition, it’s being said that Halle Berry is jealous of Sandra Bullock. Interesting. Lastly, they’ve got an article on Teen Mom’s Leah Messer and how she’s been pressured to get married.

Reality TV actress Kim Kardashian is featured on the front cover of the April 23, 2012 issue of OK! Magazine with the title Diets That Work. So they’re basically pimping out her association with QuickTrim? Anytime that Kim and weight loss are mentioned in the same sentence, it usually has something to do with the diet pills that she’s always blathering on about.

Also featured in the magazine are Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus with all of their diet secrets that work. The tabloid touts “Their easy weight loss secrets will slim you down fast – without skipping dessert!”

The magazine thinks it can help the average woman lose ten pounds in ten days, which sounds unhealthy. What do you think? And of course, we already know Miley’s secret for losing weight. She said on Twitter that she’s been doing Pilates and has gone Gluten-free in her diet. So there’s some free advice if you would like to try it.

Kendra told the magazine, “I definitely watch what I eat. My goal is to eat as many vegetables and fruits as I can.”

She also revealed, “I put asparagus, spinach, broccoli, strawberries, pineapple, orange juice and some ice in the blender and drink it all throughout the week. It’s so good!”

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux fighting. In addition, they reveal that Rihanna is begging Ashton Kutcher to take her back.

Not even a week after Kim Kardashian told Cosmo U.K. that she would never have another relationship featured on her reality show, we’ve learned that her new boyfriend Kanye West will be featured on the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Coincidence? We think not.

Here’s our quotes from the interview, just in case you need us to refresh your memory. She told the magazine, “But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person. I don’t think I would stop doing the reality show – I love doing it – but I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show. That might be too personal, especially when you’re just meeting someone. It’s taught me to be more private.”

A source revealed, “Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won’t see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye.”

Well isn’t that something?!? Does that mean that basically everything that comes out of Kim’s mouth is a lie?!?

Kris Humphries has some words of advice for Kim Kardashian’s new flame, Kanye West: Good luck! Can you blame him? She shafted America with a sham wedding which ended in divorce just 72 days after tying the knot.

Of course, Kim has been linked to Kanye prior to marrying Kris. Now that they have gone public with their romance, Kris says good luck to him, because he’s obviously going to need it.

A source said, “When Kris found out about Kim going public with Kanye, he told his friends he wanted to tell West, ‘Good luck dude, you are going to need it.’ Kris knows that while he was with Kim, he was completely faithful, and he has serious doubts that she could say the same.”

Kris is aware that Kim and Kanye have stayed in touch for the duration of his relationship with Kim, but says that the timing of their romance is a little suspect. A source said, “Kris knows for a fact that this dalliance between Kim and Kanye has been going on for at least the last two years. Kim kept in touch with Kanye after she married Kris and promised him that she would cut off communication with him, but she never did. Kris is suspicious of the timing of Kim deciding to go public with the relationship because the new season of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is premiering in May, and Kanye has released a new album.”

Reportedly, Kim and Kanye met up in Paris for his fashion show last month, when they both decided to give their releationship a shot.

Do you think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make a good couple?

It was rumored that Kim Kardashian cheated on Kris Humphries with Kanye West and now we’ve learned that they are dating again! Kanye’s former girlfriend, Amber Rose called Kim out for cheating, calling her a homewrecker for dating Kanye while she was still with him. Now, TMZ is reporting that Kim and Kanye are an item:

Sources tell us the relationship is “just starting.” The two were photographed on their way out of a movie date to see “Hunger Games” in NYC last night (above).

Apparently, Kanye has been after Kim for a while — he just released a new song, “Theraflu” … in which he says he had feelings for the reality star while she was dating Kris Humphries.

“And I admit I fell in love with Kim … ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him … That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing … Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.”

Kind of contradicts that Cosmo interview that she just gave where she spoke of not “being close to dating again“, doesn’t it?

At least we know that this relationship will not be televised. We doubt if Kanye would go for that one.

Reality star Kim Kardashian graces the cover of the latest issue of Cosmo UK and of course, she’s going to talk about the hot topic, which is when she’s going to give dating another try. Actually her divorce is more of a hot topic, but in her mind — it’s all about her. So whatever Kim says — goes, right?

When speaking of dating, she revealed, “I’m not even close to dating again! And it’s just ridiculous when I’m linked to people I’ve never met or heard of…I’ve learnt to not care. There are always going to be ridiculous rumors. I’m just going to work on me for a bit.”

On the subject of soul mates, she said, “I think you have different soul mates throughout your life; that your soul needs different things at different times. I’m sure my soul will meet a mate one day in the future. I do believe in love, I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought…I just don’t believe in one soul mate now.”

Lastly, she talked about how she no longer wishes to publicize her romances. She added, “We know that we put ourselves in the public eye. We love doing our reality show, and it’s opened doors for us to have clothing lines…and to do things we’ve always dreamt of. So it comes with the territory and we know that. But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person. I don’t think I would stop doing the reality show – I love doing it – but I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show. That might be too personal, especially when you’re just meeting someone. It’s taught me to be more private.”

OR — Perhaps it has taught her that the backlash from getting married for 72 days on national television and making millions from that for a wedding that’s being deemed as a scam — is just too awful to bear?

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is featured on the latest cover of Reality Weekly magazine and the tabloid reports that Kim is in fear of her life! Who is threatening Kim so much that she’s in fear?

On March 25th, Kim attended church to say a prayer of thanks after getting blasted with flour on the red carpet at a recent event. She tweeted, “I would be lost if I didn’t go to church to reflect back on my whole week.”

An insider close to Kim says that she’s feeling alone and scared after the incident. The spy said, “She’s worried that no amount of security can keep her safe.”

The tabloid cover reveals that Kim’s bodyguard had a “frightening revelation” and who is out to get Kim. Apparently the flour assault wasn’t the only assault on Kim! Were there others? How come we haven’t heard about them? Photographers are always up her butt for photos!

The weekly magazine also touches on Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s “twisted double life” and Teen Mom’s Maci Bookout’s obsession with tattoos.

Is someone really out to get Kim? What do they know about The Situation’s situation that we haven’t heard yet? Does anyone care about Maci’s obsession with body ink? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Kris Humphries might be holding his breath for quite some time if he is looking for an apology from his former wife Kim Kardashian! We’re not pro-Kardashian anything here, but we think that she probably feels she’s too good or proud to apologize for anything at all!

Now that Kris is trying to get Kim to tell the truth in divorce court, apparently that’s not the only thing that he wants out of this whole situation. He’s not going to back down anytime soon – and certainly not before he gets an apology from Kim. Kris is quite the dreamer, isn’t he?

Kris is looking to get Kim to admit that she and her family staged the fake wedding and that it was a huge ploy for publicity. He’s said to be planning on holding up the divorce if he doesn’t get what he wants. Does Kris deserve an apology from Kim? Or should they just let this feud die already?

According to reports, Kris wants Kim to admit to the marriage being a fraud — but he also wants her to publicly apologize to her for everything! A pal of Kris’ said, “Kim’s camp is depicting him as money hungry, but in fact he turned down a $7 million settlement. Her camp is putting out stories about ‘Kim’s divorce hell’ hoping he’ll cave in, but he won’t.”

Which side are you more inclined to believe? How long will he have to wait for that public apology?

Kris Humphries has some words of advice for his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kim Kardashian: Stop playing the victim card!

Kris has called Kim out for “playing the victim card” in order to run up the publicity surrounding their divorce and has said that her recent Us Weekly interview a “smear job”.

An insider said that Kim has accused Kris of “doing anything he can to get her attention, she would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

In her interview, she said that she is “so ready emotionally for this chapter to be over.”

Sources close to Kris say that it’s actually Kim who is causing all of the drama. The source revealed, “It’s incredibly clear that it’s Kim who’s trying to smear Kris.”

The sources have also said that Kris’ family is disgusted by how Kim has blasted him and his family. Kim has accused William Humphries (Kris’ dad) of planning a tell all book, which is something the spy denies.

The source added, “If he were trying to sell it, it would be sold in seconds. Everyone wants to know the ‘truth about how scummy they are.’”

Are you ready for all of the drama to be over with already?

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on October 31st and now it appears that the divorce is lasting way longer than their marriage. They gave it 72 days and then Kim called time on their union, citing irreconcilable differences. He called BS on that and said that their marriage should be annulled — because it was based on fraud.

Kris Jenner or one of those Kardashian broads have obviously run to Us Weekly to blather on about how Kim just wants to be free from Kris. Of course we kind of knew that already, considering that she filed for divorce from him. Still, the magazine is claiming that Kim is humiliated and desperate for Kris to set her free.

The magazine also reports that Kris is plotting to get Kim’s money and if that’s not bad enough — he also wants to ruin her name. HAHAHA. Like anything Kris Humphries could do could ruin her name any worse than she already has? Is that even possible?

One word answer: NO.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ long dragged out divorce is front and center on the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine. Since Kim has filed for divorce on Halloween, Kris has basically kept a low profile. He hasn’t really made any moves toward a relationship, but has since decided to try to find love again.

A source revealed, “Kris was all about taking numbers and having fun. He wasn’t really being considerate of girls’ feelings; he was more about just playing the field and keeping his options open.”

Now he’s apparently talking to his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber again. She was Kris’ girlfriend for two years and he wanted to give it another try. An insider said, “Bianka was his first love. She’s a very down-to-earth, sweet girl. He admits he wants to win her back.”

Here’s a photo of Kris with Bianka — doesn’t she resemble Kim just a little bit?

Kris definitely has a type, doesn’t he?

In addition, the magazine talks about Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans and why she’s getting a boob job. Also covered in this issue are Prince William and Kate Middleton looking to adopt a child together. Lastly, they have a feature on Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and they have babies on their minds. Do you believe that?

Reality television star Kim Kardashian is featured on the April 9th issue of In Touch Weekly — and this time it’s a cover that isn’t rooted in controversy surrounding her divorce to Kris Humphries.

According to the magazine’s report, Kim found herself lonely and desperate and decided to steal Eva Longoria’s boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz. Has Kim really decided to betray her pal Eva? The magazine reports that Kim was “lonely” and “desperate for love”.

Kim was said to have sent sexy photos to Eduardo and then took a romantic vacation with him in April. They ventured off to Mexico together for a saucy getaway!

Did Kim really sink to a new low and break the girl code? Also featured in this issue are Prince William and Kate Middleton having a royal heir to the throne before their first anniversary. In addition, the magazine talks about Dancing With The Stars’ resident hottie William Levy and his racy photo scandal. Lastly, the magazine also covers Jessica Simpson’s rumored plans for a $2 million delivery.

According to E!, Kris Humphries is declining a large settlement offer from Kim Kardashian’s camp in their divorce, but he won’t sign the papers and be done with it.

They report that Kris and his attorneys have received a generous settlement offer several months ago, but it’s not enough. Apparently his lawyers think that they could get him more money. Of course, this news is coming from a company that’s basically in bed with the Kardashian family, so we can cast some doubt on its authenticity.

A source close to the settlement negotiations said that Kris really wants seven million dollars to make this all go away. The current offer from Kim is less than that, so he is said to be holding out for more.

The source revealed, “Kris is dragging it out. Kim is ready to move on, but Kris is hoping that stretching it out will get him even more money.”

Reportedly, Kris approached Kim with his price and in exchange promised to never speak of their marriage. The insider said, “Kim never considered signing something like that. Kris can’t take the time to consider her offer, but he finds time to do an interview with a tabloid magazine. There is a fair offer on the table, but he just won’t sign it.”

In case you’ve missed it, Kim Kardashian was promoting her new fragrance at the London Hotel in West Hollywood the other night when she was pelted with flour. She walked the red carpet and then suddenly she was covered from head to toe in white powder, which was later revealed to be flour.

When talking about the incident, Kim said, “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”

Now, we’ve learned that Kim has decided to press charges against the flour bomber. Kim said that the woman should not be able to get away with it and has plans to make her accountable for what she did.

Kim is set to press charges against the woman within the next few days.

Reality star Kim Kardashian was flour-bombed on the red carpet last night while doing her promotional duties for her new fragrance, True Reflection. She was walking the red carpet at the London Hotel in West Hollywood when a woman threw white powder all over her.

Kim was wearing a black blazer when she was pelted with flour. It covered her from head to toe. Security guards rushed her to a private room where she was able to brush herself off before returning to the event.

Speaking about the incident, Kim said, “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”

Khloe took to her Twitter account to say, “I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing…”

Kim has refused to press charges against the woman, but the police have filed a non-criminal battery report was still filed. I guess there are people in the world who like Kim Kardashian less than we do. Who knew?!?

Kim Kardashian’s best friend Jonathan Cheban has decided to inject himself into the ongoing feud between Kim and Jon Hamm. Why? Because he feels that Kim has worked so hard to get where she is now.

Here’s a brief catch-up of the feud that is currently going on between Jon and Kim. Jon said that Kim and Paris and their ilk are a bunch of f**king idiots. Kim responded saying that Jon’s comments were careless. Jon responded again to say that his comments weren’t careless, but they were accurate. Kim responded again saying that they all work hard and have to be respectful of each other.

Now, Kim’s best friend is taking a dig at Jon. Jonathan said, “I think Jon Hamm needs to just shut up and stop being such a mad man! He needs to mind his own business, because Kim works hard. They do different things – it’s a whole different world.”

He said, “Put Jon Hamm in a mall, and more people will go up to the people working at the Burger King than they will to him. Bring Kim to a mall and there will be a riot. They’re in two different businesses. Kim’s pop culture and what people like. It’s a lot of work, and she’s here to stay. Let’s see where he is after Mad Men.”

Who is this twit to question where Jon Hamm is going to be after Mad Men? Jon has earned his celebrity status in Hollywood and to question that is just a joke. Kim Kardashian has based her ENTIRE career after showing off her goody parts in a sex tape that she signed off on and claimed that it was leaked. She’s disgusting and gross and will never be in the same league as Jon. So, she and her buddy Jonathan need to STFU.

Yesterday, an insider revealed to Star magazine that Ray J was sitting on some racy footage of late singer Whitney Houston. The tabloid’s source said that Ray J has “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos”.

RadarOnline reports:

The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”

The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been stalling” to sell, or hand them over, them to Whitney’s family “because he knows he’s sitting on a gold mine.”

The report seemed feasible considering that Ray J is responsible for Kim Kardashian’s meteoric rise to fame as a result of their sex tape. But, TMZ has the denial from Ray J’s camp.

His rep said, “The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true…There is no sex tape.”

Did you think that an actual tape existed?

Kris Humphries appears on the cover of the latest issue of Life & Style magazine with the instruction for us all not to believe his estranged wife, Kim Kardashian’s lies!

Since Kim has filed for divorce from Kris, we know that his mouth is closed due to their confidentiality agreement. So if that’s the case, then who has been leaking all of these stories supposedly “from Kris” to the media? Is it Kim? Is she trashing him publicly in order to come out of their marriage squeaky clean?

Kris’ legal team has issued the following statement:

“Much effort and energy to misdirect the public’s perception of what transpired between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has taken place over the past several months. This case will not be resolved in the court of public opinion amidst ridiculous and defamatory allegations and personal attacks directed against Kris Humphries. Rather, this case will be appropriately investigated and litigated professionally and with integrity.”

With regard to any monetary demands, Kris’ legal team said, “No demands have been made. While we are encouraged to see an apparent willingness by the other side to put big numbers out in an attempt to settle Mr. Humphries’ claims, we respect and will continue to observe the integrity of the legal process. One thing is certain: Kris Humphries intends to set the record straight.”

I hope he does! He deserves to tell the truth about what really happened in their marriage. He should write a book about being married to this twit. If Snooki can become a best seller, then anyone can!