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Scott Disick is expecting his second child with girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, but there are rumors floating around that he has made “eight or nine” sex tapes during his partying days. Does anyone really want to see Scott getting it on with a bunch of women on tape?

Prior to settling down with Kourtney, he was quite the womanizer. He and his pals would get a lot of chicks into bed and sometimes film it. His pal Donald told “Life & Style” magazine, “Scott was obsessed with sex. We’d bring back different groups of girls to one of our houses and do various things to them. We tried to make it a daily routine, and some nights would be taped. There’s probably eight or nine tapes.”

He went on to say, “We thought if we started videotaping ourselves, maybe one day we can make a TV show out of it. Now Scott’s on a reality show. He was always trying to make it to the top.”

Sickening.

In a new interview with Matt Lauer on “Today”, Kris Jenner tackled some rumors that had recently surfaced about her family. She talked about the rumors about getting fired as her daughters’ manager, Kim’s love life and Khloe’s real father. Aren’t you curious?!?

She was doing promotional work for the upcoming season of the family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. The show has been given the green light for three more seasons, which netted the family a whopping $40 million. She said, “It’s almost unusual not to have the cameras in our lives. And we really like what we’re doing. I get to wake up every single day and work with my kids.”

Matt asked if the kids know the difference between reality and reality television, she replied, “We don’t do scripts…We’re in the middle of shooting season seven. It’s not in the can.”

She also talked about the rumors that Khloe would be taking a DNA test on an upcoming show to establish her paternity. Rumors suggested that Khloe would find out if Robert Kardashian is really her biological father. Matt said, “Khloe’s father is…?” to which she replied, “Robert Kardashian. No doubt about it.”

Of the rumors that she was being fired as their manager, she said, “Ridiculous. The girls and I work together every single day and we have an amazing relationship. I know when to put the hat on and when to take it off.”

She spoke of how “Khloe & Lamar” stopped taping and whether or not the couple are having any troubles within their marriage. She said, “The reality show was not canceled. That rumor was silly. They are on hiatus that they want to take so Lamar can focus on basketball. He’s hoping to play on the Olympic team.”

Lastly, she spoke of Kim’s relationship with Kanye West. She said, “We’ve known him for years. He’s a great guy. I’ve stopped commenting about the details about my kids’ friendships and relationships. I get in trouble when I do. She’s great and happy.”

When asked if she thinks Kim is in love with Kanye, Kris replied, “You’ll have to ask her that.”

And now we know more than we ever wanted to about Kim Kardashian and her family. You’re welcome.

According to the latest issue of “In Touch Weekly”, reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick have tied the knot in a secret wedding in Mexico.

A pal said, “Kourtney has always loved Mexico.”

The magazine states that Kourtney’s rep has already denied the reports of any wedding to Scott, but furthers its claims by talking about all of the wedding details. There is no way that Kourtney would have tied the knot without a hundred camera crews present to catch every moment — and then do re-shoots to get the most romantic angles.

The tabloid states that Kourtney has chosen an estate on the outskirts of Puerta Vallarta, owned by Joe Francis — a pal of the family’s. Their spy said, “Her family has been friends with Joe for so long. Kourtney has always considered Joe’s home a place where she can really relax.”

The reason behind their supposed surprise nuptials? Money, of course. The source said, “They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV”, adding that they will be making the engagement announcement “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner.”

Alas, nothing is sacred — is it?

Reality stars Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick are featured on the latest cover of Reality Weekly magazine.

The magazine claims to go inside Kourtney and Scott’s wedding and they’ve got all of the glamorous details of the nuptials. Apparently Kourtney insisted on tying the knot before their daughter is born and the tabloid talks about why she decided not to have any bridesmaids.

In addition to the Kourtney and Scott whirlwind, they are covering the news on which Teen Mom star is going back to jail. Uh oh! Sounds like trouble to us! Could it be Amber Portwood or Jenelle Evans?

Also featured in this issue is The Voice judge Blake Shelton and his wife learning a secret about him. I wonder what it is!

Lastly, the tabloid uncovers who Heidi Klum is dating now after filing for divorce from Seal.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are featured on the April 16th cover of In Touch Weekly with the claims that they are “alone and desperate”. Oh really?!? We would fathom a guess that Scott Disick and Lamar Odom would likely have something to say about that, don’t you think?

It’s not the first time that we’ve heard rumors that Scott has been partying it up while Kourtney stays home with little Mason. Depending on which tabloid reports the news, he’s either in the Hamptons in his private bachelor pad or he’s partying it up until the wee hours of the morning in Miami. In truth, he probably just got caught out once by photographers and this tabloid decided to run with it.

It doesn’t surprise me that everyone is still trying to make Khloe and Lamar’s “marriage problems” a real thing. She has already denied that there’s anything wrong with their relationship, but In Touch Weekly wants us to believe that they are living in nothing but turmoil ever since they’ve moved from Los Angeles to Dallas.

Sure, we have no doubt that moving from one city to another is hard, but they will adjust. That’s the kind of life you lead when you’re in the NBA and we’re sure that Khloe and Lamar will adjust to that and be just fine.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are featured on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly with the claims that all three of the reality TV stars are being humiliated by their men!

According to the magazine, the deal with Kim is that she was dumped by former boyfriend, Reggie Bush. The cover reveals that Reggie was merely using Kim for sex and has put her on blast to friends, saying that she’s disgusting. From her past sex tape, we can only assume that Reggie is right. She has been used as a human toilet, so it’s not too far-fetched to consider her disgusting, is it?

Moving on to Khloe, the magazine claims that she was dissed by her husband, Lamar Odom. “Blaming her for ruining his career, Lamar refuses to have sex and forces her to halt IVF”, the tabloid is reporting.

Lastly, Kourtney has been “ditched” by her boyfriend and baby’s father, Scott Disick. Apparently they’ve been bickering for quite some time, so he has finally decided to get his own apartment.

Also featured in this issue is a Hunger Games love triangle involving Liam Hemsworth and Jessica Simpson’s baby name REVEALED! Spoiler alert: They’re saying that she’s naming her daughter Maxwell. What do you think of the name?

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are half naked again — peddling their wares for their new Kardashian Kollection line. You see, these twits have no real discernible talent, so they have to get naked — and Photoshopped to make waves.

Firstly, Kim looks mutated in her body and face — and that neck! They’ve obviously given the ginormous booty-ed star a back scoop and some plastic surgery via the airbrush tool. Did they use a body double for Kim? We know her butt would cover this entire ad if unleashed completely…so we’re not buyin’ it.

Khloe looks like an obvious caricature of herself. Why is everyone trying to make Khloe look like this amazing goddess? It’s not going to happen, people. Seriously. She’s got a fatter face than she appears here and just looks distorted. Khloe, why the Photoshop gods no like you?!?

Kourtney is the only one that looks somewhat normal here, except for the Jersey Shore fake bake that she looks to be sporting. Besides that, it looks like this picture was originally taken during her second pregnancy and they’ve just ‘Shopped the baby bump out.

What do you think of the new Kardashian Kollection Intimates ad? Does this make you want to run right out and buy stuff from their line?

If you’ve walked down the weight loss/vitamin supplement aisle at your local grocery store, then chances are that you’ve seen Kim Kardashian’s pimping out job for Quick Trim.

Kim and her sisters, Kourtney and Khloe have shilled the diet pills, claiming that they are losing all kinds of weight while taking them. Now, the sisters Kardashian are getting their lying bikinis sued off of them for a whopping $5 million by some New Yorkers who claim that their pills suck. Like there’s anything in the Kardashian existence that isn’t faked? Come on….caveat emptor, people.

According to the lawsuit, “The FDA has determined caffeine is not a safe or effective treatment for weight control.” Caffeine just happens to be the main ingredient in the pills. Go figure.

The lawsuit states that the Kardashians lied to the public since 2009 claiming that Khloe had “already lost so much weight”. Sure, pin that on the Wookie.

The plaintiffs in the suit claim that they wouldn’t have purchased the products if Kim and company hadn’t famewhored them out to the nth degree.

Like a pill could make Khloe lose weight…..whoever thought that should seriously consider a career in comedy. The public should’ve known better in purchasing anything these broads have slapped their names on. What do you think?

The latest issue of OK! magazine reveals that reality television star Kourtney Kardashian is having a baby girl! Congratulations to Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick!

They already have the cutest little boy, Mason, so we’re betting that they are getting their wish with a daughter to add to their family. How cute.

From the magazine’s report:

The excited star shares her big news with OK! and shows off her pregnancy body.

We are sure aunts Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and uncle Rob Kardashian can’t wait to spoil this little baby. And don’t forget about grandparents Bruce and Kris Jenner!

Is it too early to start the baby name guessing game? We’re going with Alexis Noel, it’s ritzy and cute. What are your guesses for their new addition? Let us know in the comments below!

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux adopting a puppy. In addition, they have a featured article on Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina — and what her mother told her. Could it be to stay straight and keep drugs out of her life?

What do you think it was?

Following a party filled trip to Las Vegas, things don’t seem to be going well for reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend and baby’s father, Scott Disick.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, Scott was seen partying it up and flirting with women in the VIP section of a club in Las Vegas, leaving Kourtney at home all by herself. When he got back home, she was said to have tossed his sorry butt out. Can you blame her?

An insider said, “She told Scott not to come home. When he finally did, he quickly stormed out again – and said he was going to NYC.”

Remember, he has a bachelor pad in New York City, so he can basically just hang out there…

The twosome recently took a vacation to Mexico in order to patch things up, but it doesn’t sound like it’s working. A pal said, “They are not affectionate. I don’t think they’ve had sex since Kourtney got pregnant – and that was four months ago!”

Another source revealed, “They know [her family] she’s depressed and not happy. You can see she’s in a rut.”

Do you think Kourtney should just leave him? Or should they try to work things out for the sake of their son, Mason, and their new baby on the way?

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Life & Style magazine has reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian and her boneheaded husband, Scott Disick, on their latest cover. According to the tabloid, Kourtney is pregnant with her second child AND abandoned. That’s because no one is allowed to be happy with their significant others in La La land, right? For the record, we really do think Scott is a bonehead and we haven’t even watched any of them utter one syllable on their stupid show.

The magazine reports that Kourtney hasn’t given it up to Scott in four months, so he was caught with four other women. So, obviously in retaliation, the Kardashian machine has decided to cut off his cash supply. But that’s okay, he’s still got that QuickTrim crap, right?

So is Scott really running around on Kourtney? Probably not, but it makes for good magazine sales, right Life & Style?

A source revealed, “Scott drank cocktails and watched as girls flung themselves over the velvet ropes. It’s clear girls are interested in him. He was overheard talking about taking a lap around the club to scope out female revelers.”

Also of note, Scott is said to have a bachelor pad that he rolls out to when he feels the need to escape. The source said, “When Scott wants to get away he escapes to his own little bachelor pad on the Upper East Side. He’s had it forever and doesn’t plan to get rid of it. It’s definitely not suitable for family living, though – it’s a tiny little apartment.”

Another snitch said that since Kourtney has gotten pregnant, she’s not having sex with Scott. The insider said, “Scott says that as soon as Kourtney got pregnant, she stopped having sex with him. He jokes that it’s like he’s a stallion and she just uses him to get pregnant. He laughs about it, but you can tell that he’s starting to get really bummed.”

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Kim Kardashian and her family have been using sweatshop labor in order to produce their massive amounts of Kardashian goods.

Reportedly, they are using foreign sweatshops where some workers are as young as sixteen and are abused. Ugh. Nothing surprises me anymore about these twits.

Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, said, “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people. Not only are celebrities like the Kardashians taking advantage of these workers, they are holding hands with a government that spits on democracy and women’s rights.”

The workers in the sweatshops live in such terrible conditions in factory-run dormitories that smell like sewage. They work 84 hours a week and helped make Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and the rest of those drones $65 million last year, while they are only earning $1.00 per hour.

So sickening. Charles went on to say, “You can’t talk during work hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”

These Kardashian broads need to fade away into obscurity already. Ugh, they are disgusting, awful people if they are allowing this to happen with their production. As a people, we are stupid if we keep contributing to this kind of madness. Stop buying their merchandise and stop watching their show. SEND A MESSAGE.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, reality star Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and alone. Apparently, her sister Kim had a tantrum over Kourtney’s two million dollar baby payday! Ha. Because she can’t have children yet….because her *real* (not a sham) marriage didn’t work out. Ugh.

Khloe also apparently has shut Kourtney out because of a recent setback that she experienced with IVF. Poor thing, she’s the only one of the Kardashian messes that we can actually tolerate.

According to ITW’s report, Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, stormed out after learning the news that she’s pregnant with their second child. He didn’t want the second baby?

Is Scott happy just having little baby Mason? Sure, Mason is adorable, but he’s not likely to shut out his baby’s mama after finding out that she’s pregnant again, is he? That would be a total douche move, wouldn’t it?

Also featured in this issue, is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, ditching the kids so that she can go out and party. And Jessica Simpson is pregnant and on some emergency diet.

Are Khloe and Kim Kardashian so jealous of their sister’s pregnancy that they would treat her like an outcast over it? What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

According to the latest issue of OK! Magazine, both Jennifer Aniston and Kourtney Kardashian are rushing their way down the aisle!

The tabloid is reporting now that Jen is gearing up to get hitched to her guy, Justin Theroux. Friends of hers are calling her latest squeeze “the real deal”. Even though, it was only last month that Jennifer denied being pregnant and getting married.

Ok! Magazine reports:

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness. And soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

“Jen is talking about a beach wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at the end of December,” a source close to the romantic-comedy queen confides to OK!. “It’s definitely going to happen, and right now it’s looking like sooner rather than later.”

When Jen married Brad in 2000, the wedding was a $1 million beachside spectacular in Malibu, complete with 200 guests, a 40-piece gospel choir and a fireworks display. This time around she’ll still have sea and sand — but it won’t have the grand production values.

“Jen loves the idea of just taking off to Cabo and getting married in a sundress barefoot on the beach,” the insider explains. “She wants it to be as spontaneous as possible, and she doesn’t want it to be all fancy and complicated like her wedding to Brad. This wedding will not be for show. This is about two people who love each other making a commitment for life. They don’t need all the bells and whistles.”

Jen and Justin spent Thanksgiving in NYC, then headed to L.A. for a week, where Jen has business meetings. Then it’s back to the Big Apple in early December.

“After that, they’re heading to Europe for a romantic vacation,” says the source. “Jen and Justin will be also promoting their film Wanderlust, but friends are guessing that may end up being their honeymoon.”

I don’t actually believe the rumors at this point, do you? Do you think Jennifer is rushing to get married to Justin? She has already said that she doesn’t even know if she ever wants to get married again. We’re dubious.

Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is front and center on the latest cover of Us Weekly magazine with the news that she’s pregnant. She and boyfriend Scott Disick already have little Mason, so this would make baby number two! Do you think this really bursts Kim’s baby bubble?

Us Magazine reports:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us.

“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

Congratulations are in order! Let’s hope they have a girl this time. What should they name their new baby? Sound off in the comments with your suggestions!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian all appear on the latest cover of Glamour magazine and we’ve got the photos from their shoot right here.

It’s another fun-filled issue of a magazine making it look like Kim is the victim. She divorced Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage and is reportedly making him look like a total douche on their reality show. She did not return their wedding gifts and planned to donate money to a charity instead, thus giving her a nice, hefty tax write-off. But she’s the victim, you guys.

Kim said, “I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

Then Khloe tries to talk her out of that train of thought, but Kim says that what she wants isn’t possible. Oh yes, and she might not have a big family, as she originally wanted.

She added, “At first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three. And now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt. At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.”

Oh, we could only hope!

Check out the rest of the photos:

Ugh.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, reality star Kourtney Kardashian has been betrayed by her Patrick Bateman lookalike boyfriend, Scott Disick.

If that wasn’t bad enough, they are dropping the bombshell that Scott cheated on Kourtney with Kristin Cavallari. Who knew they were even close? Besides that, Kourtney is a bigger famewhore and likely has more money than Kristin, so we’ll call BS on these reports for now.

Still, Kristin reunited with her long-time boyfriend Jay Cutler right before she was given the boot from this season of Dancing With The Stars. So between that and dancing, where would she find the time?!?

Also featured in this issue is the question of whether or not Ashton Kutcher fathered January Jones’ baby. Did he? Well, anything is possible at this point. He’s managed to take one of the best shows on television and soar it into the Earth, so he could’ve had a tryst with his ex, who managed to have his baby. Stranger things have happened, right?

After seeing Ashton’s mug on the side of this magazine cover, we’re just happy that People magazine had enough sense not to put that douchebag on the cover for their Sexiest Man Alive issue.

The Kardashian sisters appear on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly, along with Captain Obvious rearing his ugly head. Yes, these broads are totally greedy and it’s about time someone said that out loud.

They’ve got momager Kris Jenner off to the side, along with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, with the headline, “America’s Fakest Family! Destroyed By Greed”.

According to them, Kim’s sham of a wedding was just the beginning. They’ve got the scoop on the family’s dirty money secrets: stealing ideas, a sketchy church and even a Ponzi scheme scandal.

Also featured in this issue are Tom Cruise’s kids, rebelling against their dad, Johnny Depp’s bisexual co-star getting too close to him and Angelina Jolie smacks her partner, Brad Pitt.

I believe that the Kardashians are really greedy for the almighty dollar, so this news doesn’t really surprise me. They suck, really. And they would do it on camera if they thought it would bring in the dough.

Not only is Kim Kardashian said to be miserable in her marriage, but according to reports, her sisters hate her husband, basketball player Kris Humphries.

In their wedding footage, Kris said that he thought Kim could just put anyone into the “husband” slot. Star magazine reported that he was feuding with her family, and from the sound of it, that might be true.

The family took off to Bora Bora in April so that they could all get to know each other. Apparently there was more than a few issues, stemming from that trip. Kris criticized Kourtney for being a “slave” to her son, Mason. Kim’s sisters also didn’t like how he roughhouses with her. A source said, “He’s like this weird, big clumsy oaf. Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian.”

At least the man has a legitimate career and hasn’t made himself a laughingstock for getting famous from leaking his own sex tape.

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Kim Kardashian’s wedding day is slowly inching by on August 20th, so we still got to hear every last detail about it until three weeks afterward. It’s like the coming of the apocalypse, we all know when it’s near, we’re dreading it and the hooligans are running the show.

And because Kim and her family aren’t on nearly enough magazine covers, they’re gracing the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine where they talk about MORE DETAILS BEING REVEALED! God help us all.

OK! Magazine reports:

Naturally, Kim is leaning heaviest on her beloved sisters Kourtney, 32, and Khloe, 27.

“Kim’s so happy,” Khloe joked to OK!. “Honestly, Kim is someone who has thought of her wedding from the day she was born.”

Likely one of the most prepared and calm brides of all time, Kim has still kept her sisters involved in all of her plans. The girls have tasted wedding cakes with Kim, given their opinions on the menu and music, and chimed in on all the wedding attire.

Sex tape star = route to fame. Lesson learned?

Kris Jenner only has one grandchild, little Mason, but says that she has been pressuring her other oldest daughters to have babies!

In a new interview, she said, “I would love more grandchildren. Mason is the love of our lives, and he is so much fun, but there’s only one Mason to go around. It would be nice if we had some more. I would love all of my children to experience having children on their own. I think going through that process of being pregnant and giving birth, everybody should, if you can and you’re blessed…”

More little kids to pimp out to E!, I can only imagine….

She went on to reveal that her dream is, “to just grow old and enjoy my grandchildren as much as I did my children when they were little.”

Kim revealed that she thought she would be a mother by the time she turned thirty. On an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, earlier this year, she said, “I seriously thought by the time I was thirty, I would have one and a bun in the oven. I cannot wait to have a baby just like Mason.”

No more Kardashians, please and thank you! The world has enough poorly done sex tapes featuring celebrities getting peed on by Ray-J.

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They will give a book deal to just about anyone these days, won’t they? Take Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, for instance…(Please take them…)

Just when you thought that the world was going to end because Snooki wrote a book and even got a followup deal, these reality “stars” are giving it another go. Their first was that Kardashian Konfidential Krap.

Does this new book detail how to pimp out your own sex tape for the maximum dollar amount possible? How about how to get peed on gracefully? Perhaps o famewhoring out your own wedding for the biggest pay day? Even better, how to keep people guessing for eons as to whether or not your butt is real?

These women surely have made a name for themselves as America’s parasites. When will it end? This Krap will be available November 1st…and in case your a real author who’s trying to make it in the world and are struggling to land a book deal, please kill yourself now. That is, unless your planning to release a sex tape and get famous, like someone else whose name escapes me.

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Holy mother of God, will any of these Kardashian chicks learn from their pasts? Kim Kardashian got famous for releasing her sex tape with Ray-J. Now, we’re hearing rumors that a sex tape exists featuring Kourtney Kardashian and some unknown guy.

There’s a lesson here. You only need one sex tape to get “leaked” per family to catapult all of you into superstardom and reality TV heaven.

Go after the jump for the NSFW details of Kourtney’s sexcapades! (continue reading…)