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The latest issue of OK! magazine reveals that reality television star Kourtney Kardashian is having a baby girl! Congratulations to Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick!

They already have the cutest little boy, Mason, so we’re betting that they are getting their wish with a daughter to add to their family. How cute.

From the magazine’s report:

The excited star shares her big news with OK! and shows off her pregnancy body.

We are sure aunts Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and uncle Rob Kardashian can’t wait to spoil this little baby. And don’t forget about grandparents Bruce and Kris Jenner!

Is it too early to start the baby name guessing game? We’re going with Alexis Noel, it’s ritzy and cute. What are your guesses for their new addition? Let us know in the comments below!

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux adopting a puppy. In addition, they have a featured article on Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina — and what her mother told her. Could it be to stay straight and keep drugs out of her life?

What do you think it was?

Following a party filled trip to Las Vegas, things don’t seem to be going well for reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend and baby’s father, Scott Disick.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, Scott was seen partying it up and flirting with women in the VIP section of a club in Las Vegas, leaving Kourtney at home all by herself. When he got back home, she was said to have tossed his sorry butt out. Can you blame her?

An insider said, “She told Scott not to come home. When he finally did, he quickly stormed out again – and said he was going to NYC.”

Remember, he has a bachelor pad in New York City, so he can basically just hang out there…

The twosome recently took a vacation to Mexico in order to patch things up, but it doesn’t sound like it’s working. A pal said, “They are not affectionate. I don’t think they’ve had sex since Kourtney got pregnant – and that was four months ago!”

Another source revealed, “They know [her family] she’s depressed and not happy. You can see she’s in a rut.”

Do you think Kourtney should just leave him? Or should they try to work things out for the sake of their son, Mason, and their new baby on the way?

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Life & Style magazine has reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian and her boneheaded husband, Scott Disick, on their latest cover. According to the tabloid, Kourtney is pregnant with her second child AND abandoned. That’s because no one is allowed to be happy with their significant others in La La land, right? For the record, we really do think Scott is a bonehead and we haven’t even watched any of them utter one syllable on their stupid show.

The magazine reports that Kourtney hasn’t given it up to Scott in four months, so he was caught with four other women. So, obviously in retaliation, the Kardashian machine has decided to cut off his cash supply. But that’s okay, he’s still got that QuickTrim crap, right?

So is Scott really running around on Kourtney? Probably not, but it makes for good magazine sales, right Life & Style?

A source revealed, “Scott drank cocktails and watched as girls flung themselves over the velvet ropes. It’s clear girls are interested in him. He was overheard talking about taking a lap around the club to scope out female revelers.”

Also of note, Scott is said to have a bachelor pad that he rolls out to when he feels the need to escape. The source said, “When Scott wants to get away he escapes to his own little bachelor pad on the Upper East Side. He’s had it forever and doesn’t plan to get rid of it. It’s definitely not suitable for family living, though – it’s a tiny little apartment.”

Another snitch said that since Kourtney has gotten pregnant, she’s not having sex with Scott. The insider said, “Scott says that as soon as Kourtney got pregnant, she stopped having sex with him. He jokes that it’s like he’s a stallion and she just uses him to get pregnant. He laughs about it, but you can tell that he’s starting to get really bummed.”

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Kim Kardashian and her family have been using sweatshop labor in order to produce their massive amounts of Kardashian goods.

Reportedly, they are using foreign sweatshops where some workers are as young as sixteen and are abused. Ugh. Nothing surprises me anymore about these twits.

Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, said, “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people. Not only are celebrities like the Kardashians taking advantage of these workers, they are holding hands with a government that spits on democracy and women’s rights.”

The workers in the sweatshops live in such terrible conditions in factory-run dormitories that smell like sewage. They work 84 hours a week and helped make Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and the rest of those drones $65 million last year, while they are only earning $1.00 per hour.

So sickening. Charles went on to say, “You can’t talk during work hours. You can’t listen to music; you can’t stand up and stretch. You can’t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes. If you’re highly specialized, you cannot even go to the bathroom.”

These Kardashian broads need to fade away into obscurity already. Ugh, they are disgusting, awful people if they are allowing this to happen with their production. As a people, we are stupid if we keep contributing to this kind of madness. Stop buying their merchandise and stop watching their show. SEND A MESSAGE.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, reality star Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and alone. Apparently, her sister Kim had a tantrum over Kourtney’s two million dollar baby payday! Ha. Because she can’t have children yet….because her *real* (not a sham) marriage didn’t work out. Ugh.

Khloe also apparently has shut Kourtney out because of a recent setback that she experienced with IVF. Poor thing, she’s the only one of the Kardashian messes that we can actually tolerate.

According to ITW’s report, Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, stormed out after learning the news that she’s pregnant with their second child. He didn’t want the second baby?

Is Scott happy just having little baby Mason? Sure, Mason is adorable, but he’s not likely to shut out his baby’s mama after finding out that she’s pregnant again, is he? That would be a total douche move, wouldn’t it?

Also featured in this issue, is Teen Mom star Leah Messer, ditching the kids so that she can go out and party. And Jessica Simpson is pregnant and on some emergency diet.

Are Khloe and Kim Kardashian so jealous of their sister’s pregnancy that they would treat her like an outcast over it? What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know!

According to the latest issue of OK! Magazine, both Jennifer Aniston and Kourtney Kardashian are rushing their way down the aisle!

The tabloid is reporting now that Jen is gearing up to get hitched to her guy, Justin Theroux. Friends of hers are calling her latest squeeze “the real deal”. Even though, it was only last month that Jennifer denied being pregnant and getting married.

Ok! Magazine reports:

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness. And soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

“Jen is talking about a beach wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at the end of December,” a source close to the romantic-comedy queen confides to OK!. “It’s definitely going to happen, and right now it’s looking like sooner rather than later.”

When Jen married Brad in 2000, the wedding was a $1 million beachside spectacular in Malibu, complete with 200 guests, a 40-piece gospel choir and a fireworks display. This time around she’ll still have sea and sand — but it won’t have the grand production values.

“Jen loves the idea of just taking off to Cabo and getting married in a sundress barefoot on the beach,” the insider explains. “She wants it to be as spontaneous as possible, and she doesn’t want it to be all fancy and complicated like her wedding to Brad. This wedding will not be for show. This is about two people who love each other making a commitment for life. They don’t need all the bells and whistles.”

Jen and Justin spent Thanksgiving in NYC, then headed to L.A. for a week, where Jen has business meetings. Then it’s back to the Big Apple in early December.

“After that, they’re heading to Europe for a romantic vacation,” says the source. “Jen and Justin will be also promoting their film Wanderlust, but friends are guessing that may end up being their honeymoon.”

I don’t actually believe the rumors at this point, do you? Do you think Jennifer is rushing to get married to Justin? She has already said that she doesn’t even know if she ever wants to get married again. We’re dubious.

Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is front and center on the latest cover of Us Weekly magazine with the news that she’s pregnant. She and boyfriend Scott Disick already have little Mason, so this would make baby number two! Do you think this really bursts Kim’s baby bubble?

Us Magazine reports:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us.

“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

Congratulations are in order! Let’s hope they have a girl this time. What should they name their new baby? Sound off in the comments with your suggestions!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian all appear on the latest cover of Glamour magazine and we’ve got the photos from their shoot right here.

It’s another fun-filled issue of a magazine making it look like Kim is the victim. She divorced Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage and is reportedly making him look like a total douche on their reality show. She did not return their wedding gifts and planned to donate money to a charity instead, thus giving her a nice, hefty tax write-off. But she’s the victim, you guys.

Kim said, “I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

Then Khloe tries to talk her out of that train of thought, but Kim says that what she wants isn’t possible. Oh yes, and she might not have a big family, as she originally wanted.

She added, “At first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three. And now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt. At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.”

Oh, we could only hope!

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Ugh.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, reality star Kourtney Kardashian has been betrayed by her Patrick Bateman lookalike boyfriend, Scott Disick.

If that wasn’t bad enough, they are dropping the bombshell that Scott cheated on Kourtney with Kristin Cavallari. Who knew they were even close? Besides that, Kourtney is a bigger famewhore and likely has more money than Kristin, so we’ll call BS on these reports for now.

Still, Kristin reunited with her long-time boyfriend Jay Cutler right before she was given the boot from this season of Dancing With The Stars. So between that and dancing, where would she find the time?!?

Also featured in this issue is the question of whether or not Ashton Kutcher fathered January Jones’ baby. Did he? Well, anything is possible at this point. He’s managed to take one of the best shows on television and soar it into the Earth, so he could’ve had a tryst with his ex, who managed to have his baby. Stranger things have happened, right?

After seeing Ashton’s mug on the side of this magazine cover, we’re just happy that People magazine had enough sense not to put that douchebag on the cover for their Sexiest Man Alive issue.

The Kardashian sisters appear on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly, along with Captain Obvious rearing his ugly head. Yes, these broads are totally greedy and it’s about time someone said that out loud.

They’ve got momager Kris Jenner off to the side, along with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, with the headline, “America’s Fakest Family! Destroyed By Greed”.

According to them, Kim’s sham of a wedding was just the beginning. They’ve got the scoop on the family’s dirty money secrets: stealing ideas, a sketchy church and even a Ponzi scheme scandal.

Also featured in this issue are Tom Cruise’s kids, rebelling against their dad, Johnny Depp’s bisexual co-star getting too close to him and Angelina Jolie smacks her partner, Brad Pitt.

I believe that the Kardashians are really greedy for the almighty dollar, so this news doesn’t really surprise me. They suck, really. And they would do it on camera if they thought it would bring in the dough.

Not only is Kim Kardashian said to be miserable in her marriage, but according to reports, her sisters hate her husband, basketball player Kris Humphries.

In their wedding footage, Kris said that he thought Kim could just put anyone into the “husband” slot. Star magazine reported that he was feuding with her family, and from the sound of it, that might be true.

The family took off to Bora Bora in April so that they could all get to know each other. Apparently there was more than a few issues, stemming from that trip. Kris criticized Kourtney for being a “slave” to her son, Mason. Kim’s sisters also didn’t like how he roughhouses with her. A source said, “He’s like this weird, big clumsy oaf. Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian.”

At least the man has a legitimate career and hasn’t made himself a laughingstock for getting famous from leaking his own sex tape.

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