Tag: Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Trying To Date Jeremy Lin?

by on Feb.17, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian ditched Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage and afterward was rumored to be dating Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Apparently he didn’t want her because of her sex tape past, so it was later rumored that she was trying to get back together with her ex-boyfriend, New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush. Reggie flat-out denied that they were reconciling…so what’s a Kardashian famewhore to do?!?

Make up more rumors, of course. We’re not saying that Kim is leaking her own relationship rumors, but it wouldn’t surprise us one bit. However, we wouldn’t go as far as saying Kim would talk to anyone in interview format with a dollar figure attached to it, either.

Media Takeout is claiming that Kim’s publicist is trying to make a connection with New York Knicks point guard, Jeremy Lin. A source revealed to MTO, “She thinks Jeremy is cute, and she’s good friends with [his teammate's wife] Lala. It’s going to be a double date.”

The website also claims that Jeremy is excited about the prospect of dating Kim. We still can’t figure out why. She doesn’t have any discernible talent, unless you consider self-promotion.

What do you think? Should Kim Kardashian and Jeremy Lin start dating?

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Reggie Bush Denies Reconciling With Kim Kardashian

by on Feb.16, 2012, under articles

After New Orleans Saints football player Reggie Bush was spotted having lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with his former girlfriend, reality star Kim Kardashian, speculation started to fly about whether or not they had reconciled. They shared an expensive lunch at the hotel, causing fans to think that she had split with Kris Humphries in order to date Reggie again.

Reggie was asked by TMZ’s videographer whether or not the rumors were true that they had gotten back together. He said, “No”. Straight from the horse’s mouth there!

So, she’s not dating Reggie and Tim Tebow doesn’t want anything to do with her because of her sex tape. Who do you think Kim should date next?

Or should she fall off of the grid and out of the spotlight for a bit and get herself together? Reportedly, Kris is taking her to court to show that their marriage was based on fraud, thus voiding their prenuptial agreement.

We will keep you posted if anything new pops up Kardashian related! Stay tuned for all of the latest gossip right here at Earsucker.

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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ Court Battle

by on Feb.15, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Court Battle

Kris Humphries is moving forward with his plans to take estranged wife Kim Kardashian to court. He really wants to prove that their marriage was a sham so that he can get their prenuptial agreement invalidated.

She filed for divorce on Halloween claiming irreconcilable differences, but Kris retaliated with his own filing, citing fraud. Was Kris frauded? The world likely thinks so.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, Kris is petitioning to have his Minnesota attorney be allowed to practice in California. When they go to court, any non-disclosure agreements are void during any testimony given. An insider said, “When you’re requested to answer under oath, it’s a legal obligation. If he’s asked certain questions, he’ll be compelled to answer.”

Kris has also filed suit against his former mother-in-law, Kris Jenner, citing breach of fiduciary duty. He feels that she gave Kim special treatment when she was supposed to be getting them deals as a couple. The insider said, “When you have two clients, they’re supposed to be treated equally. It was a conflict of interest.”

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Kris Humphries Got Everything He Wanted

by on Feb.15, 2012, under articles

Kris Humphries Got Everything He Wanted

According to the latest cover of Reality Weekly magazine, Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Kris Humphries got everything he wanted! And what could that be? To finally talk about their highly publicized divorce?!?

From the magazine:

In this week’s issue: An exclusive look at Kris Humphries’ birthday bash, as he reveals that he finally has everything he wanted. Plus, the latest on The Bachelorette’s Ashley’s baby news, the scoop on Lisa Vanderpump’s butt implant controversy, and a look at Storage Wars’ Jarrod’s time in jail!

The magazine’s cover states that Kim is stunned and Kris has gotten a “huge payoff”. The cover says, “Surrounded by friends and family at his birthday bash, Kris parties like never before.”

Also featured in this issue the Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert and her fiancee J.P. Rosenbaum are having a baby. Simon Cowell is also featured in this issue, making the claims that he didn’t fire Paula Abdul. So did he or didn’t he? That’s what we want to know, because we were hoping to see her on the second season of The X Factor USA, but we were left bummed upon learning of her termination.

What does it all mean?

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Kris Jenner Blasts Faked Kourtney & Kim Take New York Scenes

by on Feb.13, 2012, under articles

Kris Jenner is adamant that her heart-to-heart scenes with daughter Kim Kardashian in Kourtney & Kim Take New York were not faked.

It was said that the so-called emotional scenes were faked, because Kim and Kris were spotted leaving a studio an entire two months after the Dubai filming was said to have taken place. The problem was that Kim was wearing the same outfit that she wore for filming and Kris’ outfit was being hauled along by an assistant.

Kris said in a new interview, “We shot the entire episode in Dubai. Everyone is going to take a shot about something and, you know, challenge you at every turn. At some point you have to let it roll off your back.”

She’s possibly saying that because Kim’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries, will likely try and use that as evidence that their marriage was completely faked and based on fraud. The fact that she was spotted with Reggie Bush over the weekend doesn’t help, either.

When asked about the possibility of Kim’s divorce trial being televised, Kris said, “Honestly, I’ve never really heard of a divorce proceeding going to trial. I think those days are long gone.”

Do you want to see their dirty laundry on your television? I mean — the REAL dirty laundry? Sound off in the comments below and let us know your thoughts!

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Back Together?

by on Feb.13, 2012, under articles

It was only a matter of time before Kim Kardashian decided it was time to go back to Reggie Bush. Even though it was rumored that his mother couldn’t stand her and told Reggie to stay away from her, they were spotted together over the weekend.

A friend previously said, “For Reggie’s sake, Denise put on a smiling face when he dated Kim in the past, but she was never a fan of her or any of the Kardashians. Denise was horrified when Reggie first brought Kim home to meet the family in late 2007 because it was after her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J hit the internet. Momma Bush wants her son to settle down with a wholesome, religious woman who’s out of the spotlight.”

Kim divorced Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage, but then said that she would never date another NFL player. They were seen having lunch together over the weekend at the Beverly Hills hotel.

TMZ has more details:

Multiple sources tell us … the two were smiling and laughing during the lunch date … and played it cool when fans approached them for pictures and autographs.

We’re told it seemed just like old times … before Kim went off and married/divorced that other guy whose name we can’t remember.

Sources say the two have been spending A LOT of time together in the past few days … but it’s unclear if it’s a full-on reconciliation.

Tell us you didn’t see that one coming…

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Kris Humphries Doesn’t Want Kim Kardashian’s Money

by on Feb.10, 2012, under articles

Even though Kris Humphries wants to have his divorce from reality star Kim Kardashian televised, he is adamant that he’s not after her fortune. Kim filed for divorce from Kris after only being married for 72 days, but he’s not interested in trying to get any financial compensation out of it.

After she filed for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable differences, he retaliated by filing his own petition, citing the reason as fraud and asking for an annulment. It was after that, that she was said to have offered him a cash settlement.

An insider said, “There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris’ respective lawyers. Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn’t seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn’t want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud.”

The source went on to say, “There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn’t a fraud. It just didn’t work out.”

Kris’ lawyers also want to dig into the claims that Kim and her mother Kris staged a discussion about their failing marriage, which was re-shot two months after the claims were made.

A source said, “Kris feels that if this is true and the whole conversation was faked, this would help probe that he got married under fraudulent circumstances. Yes, this did occur after the marriage, but this one clear example that could help sway the judge to grant the divorce on the grounds of fraud.”

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Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Trial To Be Televised?

by on Feb.07, 2012, under articles

Reality star Kim Kardashian might be in for a surprise if her divorce trial becomes television fodder! Kim famously filed for divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries on Halloween, just 72 days after tying the knot.

According to reports, the court proceedings might just be televised because of California law’s open policy on popular cases. So, if she really wants to keep things private, she will have to settle out of court. Interesting!

I can’t wait to see how this one plays out, considering how much of a famewhore she is and how she basically muzzled Kris in the media. Kris was said to have wanted an annulment, so there is always that possibility. Of course, that would mean that her prenuptial agreement gagging him would be nullified and he would be allowed to speak about their short-lived marriage to any media outlet who would listen.

Do you want to hear what Kris would have to say about his marriage to Kim? What about if their divorce becomes public information?

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Kim Kardashian Will Never Date Another Football Player

by on Feb.06, 2012, under articles

Rumors were flying recently that Kim Kardashian was going after Tim Tebow. After the denial came in (he has class, people), the new rumors suggested that Kim was secretly dating Mark Sanchez.

Now, we know that she isn’t secretly trying to hook up with Mark and the Tebow rumors are just that — rumors. She was said to have tried to hook up with Tebow because of his religious views, but he brutally rebuffed her. He’s a virgin and she’s had more sex for the cameras than he has in his whole life. Go figure.

The reality television star is so done with football players altogether. I guess the breakup with Reggie Bush was so bad that she was soured on NFL players completely.

In addition to that, she is also done with NBA, as well. We have to wonder what sport the Kardashian hurricane will try to tackle next? Hockey? Perhaps soccer?

I bet the entire NFL and NBA are breathing a sigh of relief after this news gets around. Who do you think Kim should date next?

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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries’ Marriage Was A Scam?

by on Feb.02, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Marriage Was A Scam?

Say it isn’t so!

According to the latest issue of new publication, Reality Weekly, Kim Kardashian’s short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries was a scam! Newsflash genius, that’s not exactly breaking news.

Anyone who saw an iota of news surrounding Kim and Kris’ marriage and subsequent divorce would say that it was fake and only for the reality show cameras.

The tabloid reveals that they have Kris’ marriage confession and that the whole thing was fake, fake, fake. They go “inside the $19 million deal that fooled fans and pumped up ratings.”

Also featured in Taylor Armstrong’s tell-all about her husband Russell and how he hit her while she was pregnant. She had proof of the beatings, likely in photos and they also detail what her daughter knew about the abuse that she was suffering.

In addition, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has a creepy sugar daddy! Also featured is Vienna Girardi’s story of her secret abuse. On the cover, she is quoted as saying, “I was so scared.”

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Kris Humphries Never Wanted Divorce From Kim Kardashian

by on Jan.31, 2012, under articles

A source close to Kris Humphries said that the NBA player never would have wanted to file for divorce from reality television star, Kim Kardashian. The pal revealed that the divorce was totally Kim’s fault and that Kris actually wanted to get counseling first!

Despite how the season finale of Kourtney And Kim Take New York went, Kris wasn’t the one who wanted to get divorced.

The friend revealed, “Kris NEVER said he wanted to get a divorce. In fact, he would have gone to counseling with Kim if she would have given him the chance. She just did what she wanted and didn’t include Kris in any of the decision making. She NEVER acted like she was his wife.”

Are you surprised by this?!?

On the show, Kim wouldn’t even let the guy move his things into her mansion in Los Angeles. The source continued, “It was devastating for Kris because she totally broke his heart! Kim never talked to Kris about her feelings; she was just angry at him all the time. It was also hard for Kris because at the beginning, Kim acted like she really liked Kris’ sister, Kaela, but after the wedding she totally ignored her.”

A reality star who is so self-absorbed that all they think of is ME, ME, ME? Say it isn’t so!

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Snoop Dogg TRASHES Kim Kardashian (Video)

by on Jan.27, 2012, under articles

Snoop Dogg TRASHES Kim Kardashian (Video)

Snoop Dogg just laid into Kim Kardashian with all guns blazing!

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

The LBC rapper recently shot a web video in which he uses his pseudonym, Nemo, and dispensed of some marriage advice to Kris about his ex several months too late.

Snoop leaves very few stones unturned as he describes Kim’s ability to sink any man she romantically links up with. He brings up former boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush, sex tape costar Ray J (who Snoop says survived the curse. Phew). And tells Kris it was a mistake from the start to try and make an honest women out of Kim.

“She’s coldblooded, I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n—ers that she got and how she played them,” Snoop says of Kim. “So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.”

WATCH:


Wow. Get it Snoop! Words of wisdom to live by: “You can’t make a ho a housewife.”

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Kim Kardashian Didn’t Expect Kris Humphries Divorce Backlash

by on Jan.24, 2012, under articles

Reality TV personality Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries after only 72 days or marriage. But one thing she didn’t expect, was all of the backlash that came as a result of her decision to call time on their relationship.

She spent a gazillion dollars on their lavish wedding and televised her “fairytale” for the entire planet to see. She then made the claims that she didn’t earn anything from their over-the-top wedding, even though they were said to have made millions off of the TV rights and photos for the event.

In her interview with Kelly Ripa, Kim opened up about her divorce from Kris. She said, “I really didn’t think that following my heart would create this much backlash.”

Is she really that vapid that she wouldn’t think that being so careless with her wedding spending would look bad in this tough economy? She didn’t expect any backlash?!?

She talked of the reports that her wedding was only for the cash, saying, “I think me being such a hopeless romantic I wanted to believe in something so badly.”

She went on to say, “If this was a business decision and I really made all that money that everyone claimed we made from the wedding and it was just for TV, I’m a smart businesswoman, I would have stayed married longer. This is a bad business decision, do you know what I mean? If you really think about it, it doesn’t make sense that everyone says that.”

She added, “I definitely tried everything I felt like I could, but I would also hear stories of people who had kids and started this life and stayed married for years and it ended up not working out. I just felt like if I don’t feel in my heart this is right then why wait years to have the same result?”

Bleh. It’s all a bunch of BS, if you ask us. Is she really trying to get people to believe that she didn’t make anything from their wedding? If she wants to do the right thing, she should allow Kris to have his opinion about their wedding out there. It’s kind of easy to just say whatever you want when the man involved basically has duct tape on his mouth, for fear of legal reprisal.

What do you think?

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Kim Kardashian Realized Marriage Was Over After Talking To Psychic

by on Jan.23, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian says that she finally realized it was time to file for divorce from Kris Humphries after talking to psychic, John Edward.

Kim bawled her eyes out for the money on last night’s episode of Kourtney And Kim Take New York. The show has been showcasing her failed marriage to Kris, but it was last night that she realized she had to call time on their union. After, of course, she talked with a psychic.

Kourtney and Kim met up with John Edward, who channeled their late father, Robert Kardashian. He recalled fun memories that they shared with their father and predicted that one of the famewhore sisters would announce a pregnancy.

John asked Kim about her first failed marriage and said that her father wanted to know if she had learned anything from the divorce. Later, Kim whined to Kourtney that it was John’s divorce questions that had her realize that her marriage was doomed. Suuuuurrrrreee, blame it on the psychic!

Kim said, “When he was talking about the divorce stuff, that’s why I started to cry, because I honestly feel I can’t do this anymore with Kris. I feel like I got into this too fast and I don’t want to be married anymore.”

Couldn’t the psychic ask Robert his feelings on the paternity of Khloe? It’s being rumored that she’s O.J. Simpson’s kid. Surely, Robert’s soul had something to say about that? Oh wait, that is, unless they didn’t go back and film more drama for this episode…

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Why Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Split

by on Jan.22, 2012, under articles

Now that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, a source is revealing what really happened between the reality personality and her former boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Are you curious?!?

Mayra Veronica was spotted with Reggie following his breakup with Kim and is still friends with him. Now, she’s spilling the dirt on her attraction to Reggie and what went down between the two.

With regard to an attraction to Reggie, she said, “We met at a sports event six years ago in Century City in California. Was there an attraction? Of course. Reggie grew up in San Diego around Latins and loves the Latina look. Plus, he’s very handsome and charming, so of course, I was attracted! What’s not to like?”

Afterward, they began talking, even though she was with someone else. She revealed that she couldn’t give him what he deserved and was in a long-term relationship. Either way, she was hesitant about being with someone in the spotlight. She said, “There’s enough of the industry with me, so I always look for someone outside of it. Reggie is actually very outside of it; he’s not the limelight-seeking type, which is one of the things I admire about him.”

Three months down the line, he met Kim, who is the type of woman he’s into. Of their relationship, Mayra revealed, “I was happy for his relationship, but I always felt he deserved someone who was one hundred percent dedicated to him, and I often told him that. I felt he needed a girl that would make him the center of her world. When you are in the entertainment world, it’s hard to do that for someone when you are more enthralled with your career; which was also the case with me.”

She said that they talked often, but she received a message from Kim telling her to stop replying back to Reggie’s emails. She added, “I explained to her it wasn’t my style to be with him while he was involved with her.”

So basically Kim was so self-centered and motivated in her own career that she couldn’t be bothered with someone else’s affections? Say it isn’t so!

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush ARE Talking Again!

by on Jan.09, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush ARE Talking Again!

Well surprise surprise!

After Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on Halloween after only 72 days of marriage, it was rumored that she was trying to get back together with her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Now, we’ve learned that they ARE talking again!

Now that she’s going through her high-profile divorce, Reggie has been giving her a shoulder to cry on! What a surprise there!

A source said, “The two have been talking for long periods of time on their cell phones and exchanging text messages. Reggie feels bad for Kim and everything she is going through right now.”

The insider went on to say, “Reggie had been dating someone that he thought he could get serious with, but he ended that a few months ago. Reggie has absolutely no plans on getting back together with Kim. He just doesn’t think they are meant to be together.”

Did his mother have anything to do with that decision? It makes you wonder, doesn’t it? It’s already been said that she doesn’t like Kim, so she joins the rest of the planet in Kardashian hate. Mwuahaha.

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Kim Kardashian’s Plan To Reconcile With Reggie Bush Backfires!

by on Jan.04, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian's Plan To Reconcile With Reggie Bush Backfires!

It’s almost as if it’s November 2011 all over again with Life & Style magazine’s latest magazine cover. Are they rehashing old news?

According to their latest issue, reality TV personality Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries and then was looking to hook up with her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. But, again, her plan backfired! Of course, this new issue has the better title story — Kim calls herself a fool! No truer words were ever spoken.

From the cover: “An excited Kim tells Reggie he’s the one, but her heart is broken as she catches him with another girl.”

Adding insult to injury underneath that, they’ve also noted that Kris has also moved on. Oh darn. I guess Momma Bush doesn’t have anything to worry about after all? Her son is dating someone else, so she doesn’t have to worry about him falling into Kim’s clutches again.

Also featured in this issue is Matthew McConaughey and fiancee Camila Alves’ dream wedding, why Russell Brand ended his marriage to Katy Perry and 21 celebrity diet tips.

How does Kim Kardashian keep selling magazines for these tabloids? Especially when they’re basically rehashing the same old story. It’s a new year, people, at least give her a fake baby or something! Be creative!

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Kim Kardashian Re-Gifted Wedding Gifts For Christmas?

by on Jan.03, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian Re-Gifted Wedding Gifts For Christmas?

Kim Kardashian shocked all of us when she asked for a metric ton of expensive gifts for her wedding to Nets basketball player, Kris Humphries. When her 72-day marriage to Kris was over, we all thought she would do the right thing and return the gifts. Alas, Kim kept the gifts and instead, donated $200,000 to the charity of her choice. Nice fat tax write-off, right?

Now, we’ve heard that Kim has actually found something to do with the gifts. Reportedly, the reality star was said to have re-gifted her wedding gifts for Christmas!

From The Dirty:

K was supposed to give all of her wedding presents to charity but the b*tch re -gifted them to family and friends for Christmas. Two of Bruce’s sons told me personally that they received gifts that were signed to Kim for her wedding but she was so f*cking stupid that she didn’t even look inside the gift to realize it was signed to her.

So Kim is basically a liar and a fake? No freakin’ way! Their entire clan really is a bunch of shameless, talentless famewhores, aren’t they?

Do you believe the hype? Would Kim do something as heinous as re-gifting obvious wedding presents for Christmas? I wonder if anyone got that expensive vase?

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Kim Kardashian Resolves To Be More Simple In 2012

by on Jan.02, 2012, under articles

Kim Kardashian Resolves To Be More Simple In 2012

Kim Kardashian rose to fame after being Paris Hilton’s hanger-on for a long time. Afterward, she released her sex tape with Ray-J and became an overnight sensation. Since, she has famewhored herself out for the media attention and money. But after getting married in a lavish ceremony to Kris Humphries and ending it a short 72 days later, she plans on being more simple this year.

Why start now?!?

She reportedly scored $600,000 for her New Year’s Eve gig at Tao, but that’s not part of her “simple plan”. After she milked the entire industry for gazillions of dollars and we’re all tired of seeing her mug. Now she wants to be simple?

She tweeted her master plan, saying, “decided to change my twitter background to nothing. i wanna be more simple in 2012.”

So instead of bilking the unsuspecting public out of millions of dollars in advertising money, the more simple thing to do would be to make thousands?

So no more fakeness? No more magazine covers? What does simple mean to a Kardashian? She’ll only do appearances once a month? I’ve heard that they are planning on more Kardashian related television shows….. That’s not simple…ugh.

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Reggie Bush’s Mom Hates Kim Kardashian?

by on Dec.26, 2011, under articles

Reggie Bush's Mom Hates Kim Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on Halloween and was rumored to be seeking a reconciliation with her former boyfriend, Reggie Bush. But not if his mother has anything to say about it!

When Reggie told his mom that Kim had been in touch with him since filing for divorce, his mom said, “Don’t take her back!”

She reportedly turned to Reggie after her divorce filing, for comfort, but his mother says that Kim has ulterior motives and doesn’t want her to get back together with him.

A friend said, “For Reggie’s sake, Denise put on a smiling face when he dated Kim in the past, but she was never a fan of her or any of the Kardashians. Denise was horrified when Reggie first brought Kim home to meet the family in late 2007 because it was after her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J hit the internet. Momma Bush wants her son to settle down with a wholesome, religious woman who’s out of the spotlight.”

The friend went on to say, “Denise wants nothing to do with the Kardashian name or fame, and she made that clear to Reggie over dinner one night when he told her Kim had reached out to him.”

The pal added, “She told Reggie not to take her back and added, ‘She’s no good for you!’”

What do you think? Should Reggie Bush take Kim Kardashian back now that she’s divorcing Kris Humphries? Sound off in the comments!

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Kim Kardashian Terrified Of What Kris Humphries Will Say About Their Marriage

by on Dec.20, 2011, under articles

Kim Kardashian Terrified Of What Kris Humphries Will Say About Their Marriage

Despite putting on a fake face for her many media appearances, reality star Kim Kardashian is said to be terrified over what her ex-husband, Kris Humphries will reveal about their 72 day marriage!

Perhaps he’ll reveal that her butt is fake? Oh wait, he did that already, didn’t he?

After an appearance on Good Morning America, Kim’s pals are worried about what he could say about her in future interviews.

A source close to Kim said, “Kris has become so two-faced. In the past month, Kim has gotten to see a side of Kris she didn’t want to believe existed. At first Kris agreed to make a joint statement about their split and then he changed his mind at the last minute.”

The pal went on to say, “Since then, he has gone out and done everything he had promised not to do. He tried to sell stories to people that made Kim look like a monster and then was surprised that she was hurt. It was sick.”

I think this is the Kardashian machine continuing to try and make Kris look like this evil monster. She needs to just let this go already.

A snitch close to Kris said, “Kris is sick of all the negativity. He just wants the chance to set the record straight once and for all.”

Can you blame him?

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Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Husband Kris Humphries Writes Tell-All Book?

by on Dec.14, 2011, under articles

Kim Kardashian's Ex-Husband Kris Humphries Writes Tell-All Book?

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries, is going to write a tell-all book!

Apparently now that Kris has realized that Kim has basically used him as her puppet for that craptastic reality show, he’s going to get his own revenge. Last week’s issue of the magazine stated that Kim had already gone back to her ex, Reggie Bush, who was seemingly waiting in the wings for her.

Now, Kris wants his own revenge? I’m not buying it. Firstly, he signed an ironclad confidentiality agreement, which was a part of his prenup. While we all want to know how fake his wedding to Kim was, I’m sure that he’s not going to risk getting sued by Kim to tell us all about it.

The magazine also reports why Kris stopped sleeping with Kim. Perhaps it was because her ginormous booty kept getting in the way? Ha. They also say that Kim’s makeup routine takes six hours. SIX HOURS! I don’t doubt it. She probably has a wrecking crew to take that crap off of her face on a nightly basis.

Also in this issue, the truth about her boobs and butt! THEY’RE FAKE — Saved you $3.00, please put the check in the mail to Earsucker’s headquarters, we’ll spend it on beer. Hey, at least we’re honest.

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Life & Style Magazine: Kim Kardashian Is Already Back With Reggie Bush? (Photo)

by on Dec.07, 2011, under articles

Life & Style Magazine: Kim Kardashian Is Already Back With Reggie Bush? (Photo)

Kim Kardashian only filed for divorce on October 31, 2011, from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries. Now that the divorce wounds (FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!) are no longer fresh, she has resorted to going back to her former boyfriend, Reggie Bush!

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Reggie has been a rock for Kim, in her time of need. A friend of the Kardashian family said, “Reggie reached out to Kim via text shortly after she announced she was filing for divorce to make sure she was okay. They’ve stayed in touch ever since, texting and talking. Kim was Reggie’s first love. He knows she’s hurting right now, but when the time is right, he’ll swoop in and take care of her.”

The spy went on to reveal, “He’s concerned about her; he’s making sure she’s holding it together. Reggie always knew that it wasn’t going to work, so he’s been waiting and watching.”

He probably only knew that it wasn’t going to work because Kim told him that their whole marriage was faked from the start. We all kind of figured it was this huge publicity stunt for money and ratings. We only have Ryan Seacrest and E! to blame for their popularity.

Photo Credit: Life & Style Magazine

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