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I guess managing the careers of six famewhoring children isn’t enough for Kris Jenner, who is rumored to be trying to get Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

In order to boost the show’s ratings, she’s trying to get them to appear. Even worse, she wants to go as far as managing their careers!

A source said, “Kris is always trying to come up with ideas to make the Kardashian empire even bigger. She knows how the show got some flak for being boring last season, so her new plan to spice it up is to get Brody and Avril to make appearances on it. Her ultimate goal is to take over as their manager. Kris sees nothing but dollar signs in Avril.”

The rest of the Kardashian clan doesn’t necessarily agree. The pal added, “Kris takes home ten percent of her children’s salaries, and they constantly make snide comments about her only being concerned about her cut. But if Kris can become Avril’s manager, she’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.”

Would you watch the show if it had Avril Lavigne on it? I don’t know about Avril, but I personally would not let Kris Jenner manage my piggy bank, let alone my career. What do you think?

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Kim Kardashian was in Dubai with her mother, Kris Jenner, “working”. Apparently, she’s mad that her husband, Kris Humphries, has been hitting the party scene in her absence.

She’s been a busy bee since their wedding, but now she’s miffed that he was hitting the clubs while she was in Dubai. A source said that Kim feels like Kris should be doing something productive (ie: making money) while she was gone.

A source said, “Kim is very stressed. She feels like Kris is just sleeping in and partying while she’s out working to earn a living. She feels like Kris can be really immature.”

Kris was said to have been spotted at Avenue in New York City at 1 a.m. recently, and walked into the club with some guys and girls.

Kim is back in the States, because they obviously didn’t hear our prayers for them to keep her. Still, it just sounds like more and more of a set up to get them into divorce court — which is likely her plan all along. Anything for the tabloids, interviews and the almighty dollar, right?

What do you think?

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You’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s huge backside, but now her mother, Kris Jenner, is taking credit for the giant booty that could crush a city and cause mass panic.

In a new interview, Kris said, “I think Kim does have my butt for sure. I won’t say what they are, but we have some of the same body issues, so it’s great to talk things through with her.”

Kris also admitted to having a facelift done for her daughter’s wedding to Kris Humphries and also revealed that she’s not opposed to the idea of having more surgery in the future.

She said, “A woman has to do what a woman has to do. I still like to look natural, but if there was anything I felt needed work, I would do it.”

She also added that Sharon Osbourne recently asked her about the work she had done. She added, “I have a lot of respect for Sharon. We met recently and she said, ‘Darling, I love your face’. Everybody clearly wanted to ask what work I’d had done, but she was the only one brave enough to ask.”

I don’t think anyone wants to take the time to confirm that Kim got her butt from her mother, so we’re just going to have to take her word for it.

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Kris Jenner’s cat face is on a mission! TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!

What mama/manager/famewhore extraordinaire, Kris wants, Kris gets! And of course she wants her precious little minions to be happy, so when she caught wind of her daughter, Kendall’s fascination with teen singer Justin Bieber, she set her plan into motion.

A source said that Kris “desperately wants Kendall to become as famous as her superstar sisters, and she’s pushing for her to date Justin to help make that happen.”

There is only one problem: He’s already dating Selena Gomez. Kris doesn’t even care that he’s not single, either. The spy said, “She doesn’t care that he is dating Selena Gomez.”

These Kardashian/Jenner broads are so conniving. Remember when Kim did that creepy ocean photoshoot with Justin last year? It was rumored then that she was trying to set him up with Kendall. But, that plan backfired when he was actually interested in her, instead.

The source said, “Kim invited Justin to her wedding in an attempt to play matchmaker.” The source revealed that Justin was the only one invited, so that he could be free to get pulled in by the Kardashian tractor beam. The source said, “They try very hard to keep the Kardashian name in the spotlight.”

They added, “They’re determined to focus the spotlight on the young girls as quickly as possible.”

And apparently the first step is associating Kendall’s name with Justin’s. We’re sure Kylie’s name will be in the news soon, too.

What do you think? Justin is obviously dating Selena, so is Kris really just keeping their name in the news and attached to someone who actually has talent? Thoughts?

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Kris Jenner must be delusional that she actually thought she could get someone at Kim Kardashian’s wedding with some grain of talent. I bet Christina Aguilera was rolling in the laughter after being asked to perform at the wedding reception for free.

An insider close to Kris revealed that she wanted a big name performer like Christina or Jennifer Lopez to perform, but there was a hitch – money!

Both ladies charge around $1 million for private shows, so Kris opted not to go with either of them. She said that she refused to compensate them that much for their time. But don’t the Kardashian’s have a lot of money? They stood to gain millions from all of the video footage, photos and quotes that are being released from the wedding. It would seem like a small drop in a very large bucket to get the talent you want for the reception.

Instead of Christina or J-Lo, wedding guests were treated to Earth, Wind and Fire. Too funny. I guess you get what you pay for. It’s not like talented singers want to attach their names to the Kardashians just to be kind. If you asked Kim to show up somewhere and promote something for free, she’d laugh at you. So why should Christina and Jennifer be any different?

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Kim Kardashian is set to marry her basketball playing fiancee Kris Humphries on August 20th (if Reggie Bush doesn’t try to intervene). Apparently her mother, Kris Jenner, had some plans of her own for Kim’s wedding!

Kim is said to be really shelling out the dough for this wedding, with figures running into the millions. She wants a cake like the Royal couple, Maybachs and Phantoms and all the trimmings. One thing that she doesn’t want, however, is her mother’s friends on the guest list!

Kris Jenner practically plotted out the entire wedding, down to every publicity related detail. But Kim wanted to choose whose name went on her massive wedding invitation list, which was said to be upward from a thousand people.

In a new interview with Extra, Kim said that her mother wanted to invite over 500 people to the wedding. The only problem was that she didn’t know a lot of them. She said, “I’ll look at the list and I’ll be like, ‘Why is this person on the list? Why is this person? I don’t know this person. This is your friend.’ This is my wedding. I gotta approve the list!”

Kris said, “I’m kind of a momzilla. Yeah, I’d have to admit that. I’m a little….I get really excited.”

Do you think the wedding is just a fake out? Will she end up with Reggie and leave this “relationship” for reality television fodder? What do you think?

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Kris Jenner commented that she recently went under the knife to get a new face for her daughter, Kim Kardashian’s wedding. She had the procedure done in June, so that she wouldn’t look like an alien (basically) when it came to the wedding date, which is August 20th.

Now, there’s an anti-aging cosmetics company that Kris endorsed, who’s suing her for breach of contract! They have a point…if you want to endorse anti-aging products then it would seem rather dumb to get plastic surgery. It’s like false advertising, isn’t it? You don’t use a spokesperson for a weight loss product who has gotten gastric bypass done, right?

Still, Kris thinks the lawsuit from the company, B&P, has no merit because the surgery only tightened up loose neck skin and didn’t really affect her face. TMZ has more:

By doing so, B&P alleges, Jenner violated her agreement not to harm the reputation of the company and the product she’s endorsing — an eye care line called “Beautiful Eyes in a Bag.”

But sources close to the Kardashian Klan tell TMZ, Kris is adamant … the lawsuit is BOGUS — because Kris’ facelift didn’t affect her eyes in any way whatsoever … JUST HER NECK.

Kris’ alleged agreement with B&P went into affect in March 2011 and was to be effective until March 2012 — but Kris admitted … she got the facelift in June.

I’ll tell you this….whoever thought up that tagline, “Beautiful Eyes In A Bag” makes it sound like this is a product only for use in morgues. That would not inspire me to want to purchase anything they make. Would you?

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Kris Jenner only has one grandchild, little Mason, but says that she has been pressuring her other oldest daughters to have babies!

In a new interview, she said, “I would love more grandchildren. Mason is the love of our lives, and he is so much fun, but there’s only one Mason to go around. It would be nice if we had some more. I would love all of my children to experience having children on their own. I think going through that process of being pregnant and giving birth, everybody should, if you can and you’re blessed…”

More little kids to pimp out to E!, I can only imagine….

She went on to reveal that her dream is, “to just grow old and enjoy my grandchildren as much as I did my children when they were little.”

Kim revealed that she thought she would be a mother by the time she turned thirty. On an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, earlier this year, she said, “I seriously thought by the time I was thirty, I would have one and a bun in the oven. I cannot wait to have a baby just like Mason.”

No more Kardashians, please and thank you! The world has enough poorly done sex tapes featuring celebrities getting peed on by Ray-J.

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Reality star Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner are said to be fighting over Kim’s wedding to basketball player, Kris Humphries! Who’s going to win???

Kim apparently doesn’t care how much the wedding is going to cost, but Kris doesn’t want to break the bank. Reportedly, they are planning on spending ten million on the wedding, having lavish vehicles carting guests around. Also, it’s been said that Kim is inviting 1,000 people to the wedding and is sparing no expense.

Kris basically wants Kim to rein it in as far as the spending is concerned. She also wants to focus on how much money they can all make from the nuptials, instead of spending it all on the wedding itself. Kris is said to be “focusing on how the family can monetize the milestone.”

Like a good momager, Kris doesn’t want to spend more than they will rake in on the wedding. Makes sense. If they spend ten million and only make one or two, then it doesn’t sound like a wise investment, right? Besides that, these are the Kardashians we’re talking about, they only seem to care about the almighty dollar.

A source said, “Kris is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding will have to go right back into it.”

Khloe Kardashian is convinced that Kris will win this one. She said, “My mom loves being involved, but Kim needs it. I’ve seen how much my mom has been doing. Kim should be kissing the ground she walks on.”

Kim Kardashian is said to be planning the wedding of the century when she walks down the aisle with fiancee Kris Humphries. Don’t think that Kim will be going the traditional route and take her fiancee’s name, either. Her mother, Kris Jenner, says that Kim should keep her maiden name because she has worked so hard to get where she is. Really?!??

I guess if you consider “leaking” a sex tape and putting her mug all over every product possible, hard work, then she might have a point.

In a new interview, Kris (Jenner) said, “I think she needs to be Kim Kardashian because she’s worked so hard to get where she is.”

And if you thought for one moment that Kim wouldn’t be profiting insanely from her wedding, think again. Kris added, “Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye. And they will make millions off of it.”

Of course they will. It’s Kim Kardashian we’re talking about here. They’ll probably pimp out the wedding all over the place (even on television) and we’ll hear all of her thoughts down to every detail.

Scratch that, I’m giving Kim way too much credit saying that she thinks.

Kendall Jenner is only fifteen-years-old and she’s already on birth control pills. Oh the drama!

Promo videos for the newest season of their E! reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians shows her father, Bruce Jenner, getting miffed at the discovery.

Apparently, it’s not what you think. We were just happy to hear that the Kardashians actually knew how to take steps to prevent procreation…but we’re going to take it easy on Kendall, she is only a teenager, after all. And you really can’t choose who your family is, can you?

The new season of the show premieres on June 12th on E!. Khloe, Kourtney and Kris sat down for a recent interview and tried to explain a bit about the drama that’s about to unfold on the show.

Khloe started, “She is on birth control, but…” Kourtney cut her off, saying, “You can let her answer it”, motioning toward their famous momager. Khloe said, “But I’m the one who has all the talks with her.”

Kris chimed in, “No comment, no comment. You’ll have to wait and see.”

Khloe added, “But I don’t want it to be bad. Because it’s not that reason why she’s on birth control.”

And before anyone starts bashing us about reporting on the status of this teenager’s sexual health/reproductive organs, just know this: They put EVERYTHING out there on television and leave NOTHING to the imagination whatsoever. We’re talking about this non-event because they want us to. I see what you did there, Kris.

Who knew that there is one product on the planet that Kim Kardashian won’t sign her name to! That product would be butt enhancement pills! Natch.

During an appearance on the Rachael Ray Show along with her mother and manager, Kris Jenner, she gets a ton of offers for endorsements, but says that the line gets drawn at pills which claim to increase the size of your butt.

She said, “I have said no to butt enhancement pills! I’m like, I don’t think I need them and this is just crazy. I would never endorse a product like that!”

Interesting, this theory of how her famewhoring has limits. It’s worth investigation.

Kris added, “It’s my job as a manager to present them with every single deal, whether I want to or not. It’s nothing about the ten percent, I swear.”

LIES. All of it!

Even though Kim Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenner, denied that they were dating, she was spotted with Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry AGAIN. Ugh. Has he NO taste whatsoever? Seriously, this broad got famous from a sex tape!!

After they were seen together for the first time at a recent Lakers game, Kris went on Lopez Tonight and said that they were “just friends”.

Perhaps someone needs to smack him smart? I can do that for him….anything for the cause.

Kris Jenner told her daughter Kim Kardashian that she stumbled upon Scott Disick buck naked and took a glance at his junk. Then, of course, Kim had to know the size, because she’s skanky like that. Apparently, it’s ginormous.

And if that wasn’t creepy enough, Kim tweeted this just a little bit ago, “I just had a really weird dream about someone I didn’t want to be dreaming about. Weird.”

Coincidence?

Kim Kardashian posed in front of the Mona Lisa just like any other moron who visits the Louvre.

Generally, you have to wade and fight through hundreds of people to get a glimpse of the small painting…but somehow Kim managed to herd herself along with her mother Kris Jenner right smackdab in front of it without obstruction.

Aren’t they looking rather plastic lately???? I’m surprised they can move their faces anymore.