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Kim Kardashian and her unborn fetus are front and center on the cover of the latest issue of “Life & Style” magazine. According to the tabloid, her baby with Kanye West is ruining her life! If anything, we’re guessing that the direct opposite is true. We’re going to go as far as guessing that Kim is probably legitimately set for life now that she’s been hooked up with Kanye.

The tabloid reports that Kim has let herself balloon up to 210 pounds and is busy complaining that even her hands are fat. The magazine is also hitting Kim in the pocket with claims that she’s having to give up deals worth millions because of her pregnancy.

Even worse, her boyfriend doesn’t want to see her! Do you think Kanye is cheating on Kim?

Reality star Khloe Kardashian graces the latest cover of “Life & Style” and now that her sister Kim is packing on the weight, she is apparently the “hot sister”. Uh huh. What’s funny about this cover is that it looks like the magazine has Photoshopped off half of her body. Doesn’t she look weird?

After dropping a reported 25 pounds, the tabloid loudly proclaims Khloe to be the hot one. We’re pretty sure that she was more than 25 pounds overweight, but she’s “hot”, so what do we know?

From the cover: “After years of feeling like the ugly duckling, Khloe finally enjoys being the sexiest Kardashian — driving a scared and jealous Kim to binge-eat.”

The magazine also has the scoop on Khloe’s “oh-so-easy flat stomach trick”. We’re on to her: It’s called Photoshop. No work involved and they can even lop off a hip… Just ask Demi Moore.

Life & Style magazine seems to be on a Kardashian kick lately. Last week’s issue covered how much of a fool Kim Kardashian felt she was for trying to hook up with her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Her plan obviously backfired when learning that he was already taken by another woman. Now, the tabloid is reporting that her former husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, is planning on destroying her. All of her or just her ginormous booty?!?

On her show, she has made him appear to be the biggest douchebag on the planet. Unfortunately, due to their prenuptial agreement, along with his confidentiality agreement, there isn’t really much he can speak about on the topic of their divorce.

Life & Style reports that Kris is suing to cancel the show. He’s also fighting a battle to stop the finale on the show from airing. What did they do to him in editing that he wants it to stop from airing so badly? Kim is said to be fighting back to avoid losing everything.

If Kris can get a judge to annul their marriage as opposed to allowing the divorce to stand, then the confidentiality agreement is null and void. This would mean that he would be able to spill the beans about his fake relationship with Kim.

Are you ready to hear what Kris has to say about his marriage to Kim? She’s allowed to talk about it, but he’s not? It seems unfair. Let Kris talk!

Photo Credit: Life & Style magazine

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

Click the link to read more of this week’s tabloid magazine covers and see the photos! (continue reading…)

If you saw the latest cover of Life & Style magazine, then you probably noticed Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s blurb on how their marriage is supposedly in trouble. On the cover, they say, “Marriage counseling for Katy and Russell after only 3 months”.

The magazine claimed that after Russell posted a photo of Katy on Twitter, sans makeup, she started asking her friends to recommend a marriage counselor. They also said that since Katy is going on tour and Russell is busy filming a movie, that they don’t have time for each other. Therefore, they must be having problems, right?

Wrong. According to a source close to the happy couple, “everything is great” and the rumors are “ridiculous.”

And there you have it!

Brooke Hogan did a brand new photo shoot for “Life & Style” magazine where she was pictured without the use of Photoshop or any other image editing software.

She talked about the unflattering photos that were taken of her in Miami over New Year’s, saying. “They took the photos from a bad angle, and I was hunched over. Whoever invented Photoshop was a genius, but it sets a bad example for what healthy is.”

And why would she do bikini shots after that? She said, “I’m not a size 2 and probably never will be. That’s something I had to get out of my head a long time ago.”

Her creepy dad, Hulk, also had to add his two cents, because, you know, he “accompanies” her to stuff involving bikinis. He said, “Brooke is absolutely gorgeous and doesn’t need Photoshop. She’s been working her butt off.”

She also has a more positive outlook on her body. She adds, “I feel really confident and comfortable in my body. I feel feminine. I even like myself naked in the mirror! There’s always room for improvement, but I really do love my body.”