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Even though Lindsay Lohan has no plans on actually filming the role as Linda Lovelace for the movie, Inferno, Tyler Shields has released a couple of more photos of the fallen actress in the porn star role.

I’m left wondering if Malin Akerman will be doing a photo shoot for the role now. What do you think? Does Malin make a better Linda Lovelace?

Lindsay Lohan has some hoops that she has to jump through before she can take it all off for her role as Linda Lovelace in her upcoming movie, Inferno.

Producers behind the new flick has confirmed reports that they are adding a “sobriety clause” to her contract so that they can ensure that she behaves on set.

Contact Music reports:

Inferno producer Chris Hanley has now revealed movie bosses are determined to make sure Lohan stays out of trouble when she finally begins filming the role and they have made sure her contract now contains a specific “sobriety clause”.

Hanley tells E! News, “Formally, the terms of the acting services agreement would be such that Lindsay would not violate any obligation she would have to fulfil with the court, with her probation, or with the production insurance… Informally, as far as I am concerned that would include being 100 per cent sober, yes. The actual contractual wording would be more legal to include making sure the movie production would not be compromised in any way.”

They should put a “No nose candy” sign somewhere. Just sayin’.

Ok, so it’s not technically a porn movie… but it’s definitely supposed to be racy. Complete with orgies, and threesomes, and girl on girl action…

Wait… are we sure this ISN’T a porn movie?

In an attempt to eradicate her ‘bubblegum’ image, Kristen Stewart, like many before her, (La Lohan for instance) is taking on a very ‘adult’ sort of role.

The upcoming film “On the Road” is an adaptation of an old Jack Kerouac novel about a young guy who sets out on the road in the US and well, I’m guessing some debauchery creeps in there somewhere… cuz well… Kristen’s character is said to be proud of her love of giving blow jobs.

Nice family film I see…

I think I’d rather watch Lohan as porn queen Linda Lovelace, to be honest… at least psycho Linds has some sex appeal.

GOD, like I wanna picture Kristen’s head bobbing up and down on some dude’s cock… EEW!

I’m fully gonna pass on this garbage. Go back to being Bella Swan you little twit… and once the series is over, hopefully so will your career!

Till next time kiddies! Keep hating!

WH

SOURCE: [Life&Style Mag]

Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan’s actions were way too much for her to promote or star in that Linda Lovelace movie, Inferno. Wow, who knew that her DUI conviction and jail stint would drive off a movie about a porn queen? It’s madness, I tell you.

The Fab Life reports:

The producers of the much-buzzed-about Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, which was supposed to mark LiLo’s acting comeback, might be giving her the boot. Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday.

Lindsay needs to take time to get clean anyways, so this is a good thing. She can’t come out of jail and rehab and do a porn movie. It just doesn’t seem like the right formula for a comeback.