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The Jewish rapper Matisyahu kicked some lady in the face because the flash on her camera was “distracting.” Wednesday night Rebecca Smyne (the victim) tweeted, “I was just attacked by mAtisyahu calling cops pressing charges. Wtf! He kicked me in face and broke my camera!!!!!” When the cops arrived she worked it all out and tweeted, “I’m ok; after cops showed, matisyahu’s manager, who witnessed the incident, gave me a fat stack of cash to cover damages. Happy hanukkah!” If I just got kicked in the face by a rapper I would sew the crap out of them! If they don’t want to get sued, they should kick people in the face.

Hours later Matisyahu tweeted Rebecca, “sorry about last night.I totally snapped.I wouldn’t call it a kick, more like stepping into the crowd.” More like stepping on the crowd. He continued, “being that you’ve shot so many shows you should know how distracting a huge flash in your face is.”

She shut his ‘not a kick’ argument down by claiming, “He stepped on my face on purpose … it hurt.” He finally owned up to the crime a few hours later by tweeting, “I regret what transpired when I tried to remove the camera from the photographer’s hands last night … I reacted impulsively out of frustration and for that I apologize.”