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Star magazine wants us to believe that Michael Douglas and wife Catherine Zeta-Jones are hiding some sort of medical diagnosis from the public eye.

Michael recently talked to Matt Lauer on The Today Show where he said that he “has this cancer beat”. Just today, we’re seeing this cover, which totally contradicts his statement?!? I’m not buying it, Star.

The cover reads, “Living for the moment” and “Doctors deliver emotional news – what the couple is hiding.”

Anything for magazine sales, right?

After the National Enquirer put Michael Douglas on death watch last month, we’re happy to report that he’s look a lot healthier lately! Good news!

He was spending time with his family at Disney World on Wednesday, posing in a family shot along with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. How cute!

I’m glad to see him looking well. I hope he recovers nicely and has a longer life after this.

Sure, Michael Douglas might still be frail after undergoing radiation and chemotherapy to treat his throat cancer, but don’t write him off just yet!

Recently, the National Enquirer put a death clock on Michael, saying that he only has three months left to live. Now, fresh reports suggest that he was rushed to the hospital after falling in his New York home.

Reportedly, he fell at his home on October 29th and was taken to a local hospital. A source said, “He quickly came to his sense, but knew he needed to get himself checked out. He had a driver take him to Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center to see his doctor. It was a frightening moment, and he didn’t want to worry Catherine. After being examined, Michael was allowed to return home.”

His rep has called BS on the reports saying that there’s no truth to the rumors and that Michael is still on the path to recovery.

Good for him! Now please stop making stuff up, cancer is serious business!

Yesterday, the National Enquirer’s latest issue came out and it featured cancer-stricken actor Michael Douglas on the cover with the headline, Michael Douglas 3 Months To Live. This kind of reporting makes me sick to my stomach, it’s almost as if they’re already putting the nail in his coffin! Have some respect people!!

A rep for the actor has dismissed the reports and says that the rumors are “really disgusting.” It is disgusting! He’s almost done with the chemotherapy treatment and of course he’s going to lose weight in the process, it’s freaking cancer, not a vacation in the Bahamas.

His rep has called BS on the reports, calling them “complete fabrications.” Good for him!

Earlier this year, Michael Douglas complained of a sore throat, but when he went to the doctor, they were unable to find the source of his pain. Since, he has been diagnosed with stage four throat cancer, a disease which he has vowed to beat.

On his diagnosis, he said, “I’ll beat this.”

According to reports, Michael is set to undergo radiotherapy and chemotherapy. These tools may eradicate the cancer, if they work. Otherwise, he may have to undergo a laryngectomy, which may leave him without a voice.

We’re pulling for you Michael! Chin up, buddy. You can make it through this.