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Just a week after checking herself out of rehab, Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, Kate Major, has been arrested for battery.

Earlier this morning, Kate was booked in Boca Raton, Florida, for battery, along with resisting arrest. She was taken to jail in the wee hours of the morning and booked at a little past 3AM EST. Currently, she is being held on charges of battery, battery against an officer, EMT or firefighter and resisting an officer with violence.

It has not been said whether or not Michael was involved, but it is very possible, considering that he is in the state. TMZ has more:

FYI … there’s a permanent restraining order in place prohibiting Michael from being near Kate.

Major was kicked off an airplane back in November and arrested for misdemeanor battery after getting into a scuffle with another passenger. No charges were filed.

You would think that she would be trying to keep herself out of trouble already. Stay out of the public eye and keep to yourself, but that’s probably too easy. I guess it must be addictive for her to keep seeing her name all over the gossip websites. She’s only known because of who she was dating and who he’s related to.

What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael says that it’s a good move for Lindsay to strip off for Playboy magazine. Way to go, dad.

He said that he has no issue with Lindsay’s nude photo spread for the men’s publication — as long as she is comfortable with it. She surely was comfortable with that million dollars they paid her. Ha.

In a new interview, he said, “It’s a move in a direction where she’s working. If she’s happy with it, I’m happy with it.”

Mike says that while he is comfortable with her pictures in the magazine, he hasn’t seen them — nor does he have any plans to. He said, “I haven’t seen it and I never look at it, any of it. There she is. Do I have to close my eyes?”

He added, “I heard it’s classy. She did some movies that were a little risque at times and I couldn’t even go to the movies and watch it. I wanted to, but I couldn’t.”

Does Michael Lohan sound creepy to anyone but us? What do you think?

Michael Lohan was rushed to the hospital on Thanksgiving yesterday, after complaining of chest pains and not feeling well.

He was staying at his court-ordered treatment center in Florida, when he said he was feeling bad. Someone there took his blood pressure, which ended up being 200/110. Afterward, he was immediately taken to the hospital.

We’ve learned that the elder Lohan is set to undergo heart surgery today. TMZ reports:

After undergoing tests, our sources say doctors decided Lohan needed a stint in his heart and scheduled surgery for today. We’re also told doctors discovered a blood clot in one of his lungs.

Lohan underwent surgery back in February to clear blockage in the posterior interventricular artery of his heart.

Get well soon Mike!

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As if she knew the name of the game in keeping her name in the headlines, Michael Lohan’s former girlfriend, Kate Major, has checked herself into rehab. We’re still of the mind that it’s unfortunate that we know who she is at all.

Kate has voluntarily checked herself into a rehab facility, in order to battle her demons with alcohol. TMZ has more:

We’re told Kate will get treatment for alcohol abuse. Sources close to Kate tell us … she checked into a treatment center in Boca Raton, FL and will stay there for 90 days.

According to our sources, Major made the decision after her alleged drunken plane fight a few weeks back.

We’re told Kate feels drinking changes her into somebody she isn’t … which probably explains how she started dating Michael Lohan in the first place.

At this point, we think her entire existence is a publicity stunt…don’t you? She probably called TMZ to inform them that she’s checking into rehab — if they’ll post the story. Ha.

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You know what they say — birds of a feather flock together!

Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, Kate Major, was arrested last night at LAX airport!

She was in first class on a plane from LAX to Tampa, Florida, when someone reported a battery on the plane at around 11:45 PM. She was then escorted off of the plane and arrested for misdemeanor battery.

Luckily for her, she was not taken to jail. TMZ has the scoop:

Major was escorted off the flight and arrested for misdemeanor battery. However, Major was not taken to jail — instead, she was simply cited and released around 2 AM.

Law enforcement sources tell us Major was intoxicated during the incident — but the booze was not a factor in the arrest.

We’re told Major was on her way to Florida for a November 8 court date regarding her request for a restraining order against Michael Lohan — the guy who allegedly beat her up last month.

Wow, she really did get into it with someone in first class….stay classy you. I wonder what Michael thinks about this?

Apparently Michael Lohan really enjoyed the time he spent behind bars on Tuesday so much that he decided to get arrested again. We’re starting to wonder if he really can read?!?

These Lohans aren’t too bright, are they?

Reportedly, MiLo got busted again after trying to contact his girlfriend (ex?) Kate Major. What’s insane about this fiasco is that Mike tried to escape from the police by jumping off of a third-story balcony. The jump was 34 feet! Holy crap, dude, aren’t you getting too old for that mess?

Kate notified police that Mike had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn’t leave her alone.

TMZ has more:

According to law enforcement, officers believed Michael was a “threat” — so they rolled up to his hotel to arrest him.

But here’s the crazy part — law enforcement tells TMZ, Michael tried to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony … but crashed to the ground … and then tried to hide in some trees.

After officers pulled him down, Michael was placed under arrest for violating a condition of his pretrial release (presumably for contacting Kate) … and resisting arrest without violence.

Maybe he should get comfortable this time?

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Michael Lohan has been arrested in Tampa, Florida after allegedly getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Kate Major, last night.

TMZ reports:

Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan’s dad at 1:10AM ET after they responded to reports of a fight between Michael and a live-in girlfriend. Law enforcement sources confirm it was Lohan’s on again-off again GF Kate Major.

When he was taken into custody, he complained of chest pains and was subsequently taken to the hospital for evaluation. After being treated, Mike tried to leave, but was nabbed by a cop on the way out.

Now, we’ve heard reports that the reason behind the battle was that Mike wanted Kate to give him oral sex. When she refused, he tried to hit her with the remote control and missed, so he smashed her cell phone.

I wonder if he’s still sitting pretty in jail, waiting to get bailed out. And we all wonder why Lindsay is so messed up?!?

Proving that he won’t be a contender for Father Of The Year anytime soon, Michael Lohan commented on his daughter’s community service at the morgue. And what did dear old dad say about his beloved, money making daughter?

He said, “Lindsay’s not going to be working at the morgue, she’ll be in the morgue.”

Wow, what to be supportive, Mike. She was late to her first day at the morgue and gets turned away and he’s got her already neighbored up with the people dead there. Lovely.

He went on to say, “If that happens, there’s one person I blame. Well, two people. The doctor who wrote the prescription and Dina for the way she conducted herself through our divorce.”

WAIT – THERE’S MORE!

He said, “The illicit drug use is bad enough but I really think the worst problems she has is the prescription drugs. If I was around her, I wouldn’t let that happen. It just goes to show you, what I say is true.”

Listen up, bozo. If Lindsay ends up in the morgue, she’s got herself to blame. That is, unless someone injects her with Propofol to sleep and walks away from her for any length of time.

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Lindsay Lohan is due in court today over a failed alcohol test. During her rooftop barbecue on the 13th, she may have consumed alcoholic beverages, which apparently has violated the terms of her probation.

Lindsay has been ordered to appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner at 10AM PST and the Probation Department is already asking for the judge to toss her in jail.

Her father Michael is still sounding like a broken record, saying that she needs rehab. Didn’t they try that already, Mike? Seriously. No amount of rehab is going to sink into this self-entitled twit’s head that she has rules that she actually has to follow.

He said, “I’m so worried about my daughter. I’m very, very concerned about the people around Lindsay and the pressure being put upon her. If it turns out that the test was positive, then I have strong concerns because if a person can’t stay straight in the house where can she stay straight?”

ANSWER: JAIL!

Michael went on to reveal that he visited Lindsay on Father’s Day last weekend and that she seemed just fine. He said, “When I saw her over the weekend to me she didn’t seem like she had any alcohol in her system. I’m still opposed to jail. She needs to go into rehab. She needs to be in a program called G&G Holistic in Florida. They will not only give her rehabilitation, but they are a detoxification center and they don’t believe in prescription drugs. I don’t think Lindsay needs to be on any prescription drugs, and i think that’s part of the problem.”

Ugh….rehab obviously didn’t work. Do you think Lindsay will be going to jail today?

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael is set to plead not guilty when he faces a judge this morning over the misdemeanor domestic violence charge from his ex-girlfriend, Kate Major.

During his arraignment at 8:30 PST, Michael will plead not guilty to the charge of “inflicting injury on a cohabitant”. The charge stems from an incident where she claimed that he attacked her and held her against her will. He was arrested on three felony counts, but the District Attorney’s Office dropped two of the charges and dropped the third from a felony to a misdemeanor.

Michael has denied the charges and blamed alcohol for her behavior. He said that she visited him at the Pasadena Recovery Center where he had been taping Celebrity Rehab and she was drunk during her visit.

He said, “I didn’t touch her. I didn’t do a damn thing to her.”

According to reports from yesterday, Michael Lohan had signed up to become a member of a paid dating website, called Whatsyourprice.com. He was said to be selling a first date experience to benefit some recovery centers for the price of $10,000. Doesn’t sound too far-fetched, does it?

CelebDirtyLaundry has the scoop:

For the sum of $10,000, you can date Michael for one night and he promises not to blab to the media about it. Yes, $10,000 in the minimum first date offer, for real. If he has to fly to you, he wants to go first class on your dime. As far as hotel arrangements are concerned, the Father Of The Year wants four star accommodations or better.

Curious about what a first date with Michael means? He said, “Let me ask you. What happens on a dinner date? I don’t kiss and tell.”

Now, Mike is denying the reports. He took to his official Twitter account to say, “Tired of waking up to the rumors..NO… I M NOT. Dating for dollars. I have a one woman heart. And one is MORE than enough to handle.”

Sure he’s not….and I’m the Queen of England.