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It looks as if Michael Lohan has finally anted up the money to pay for his child support — to the tune of $30,422.

Mike coughed up a check after his ex-wife Dina Lohan went to a judge and asked him to be held in contempt. TMZ has the scoop:

And here’s how he got there. Michael was ordered to pay $1,500 per month for his minor children … but he didn’t, so the bill ballooned over the years.

FYI, only one of the Lohan kids — 16-year-old Cody — is still underage. It’s likely the back child support also covers the time when Lindsay’s lil’ sister Ali was a minor (she’s 19 now).

Michael told the gossip website, “I admit I withheld part of [Cody's] child support because I was angry about certain things that were happening … I was wrong and I’m making things right with Dina and my children.”

It’s about time!

Michael Lohan is planning on writing his very own tell all book — because he’s just so classy like that. Reportedly, the Father of the Year has already signed his own deal to become a published author. In fact, his first offering as an author will be a tell all memoir. Lindsay and Dina — be warned!

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael’s book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled “I Am Not Daddy Dearest … If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!” We’re told it will focus on how he became a “Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man.”

But yeah, he’ll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he’s writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir — and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night “God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded” — but c’mon … this is about Dina.

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Is this something that there is really a market for? Can you honestly say that you’re going to pick up a copy of Michael Lohan’s book? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts. Of course, when Michael is done profiting from Lindsay’s name, he can always use his new son Landon to mooch from. Oh wait. He has already started that, hasn’t he? One has to wonder how much TMZ paid him for those first photos of their new addition. Any guesses?

If you thought that bringing another life into the world would make Michael Lohan a nicer guy, then you’re going to be sorely mistaken.

Apparently Mike thinks that his ex-wife Dina deserves to lose her home to foreclosure. What a nice guy!

According to reports, Dina is being threatened with foreclosure on her Long Island, New York mansion by Chase Bank. The bank has provided the mortgage on the property and Lindsay reportedly paid for the place. Michael says that it’s the “wrath of God” coming down on Dina after she spewed lies about him.

In a new interview, he said, “Dina loves the word karma now and again, she is feeling the wrath of God – it is all coming back to her! All the lies about rape abuse, being a single mother for years, me having no relationship with my kids and more! It’s a shame that Dina lives in such a lonely and dark world of lies and deception!”

Dina previously said, “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me – that’s why she’s so screwed up. She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems. Lindsay saw all the beatings and all the abuse. She said, ‘Stay mommy, don’t leave.’ Like many victims of domestic violence and rape, I was embarrassed and afraid. I was very young…I thought I could keep fixing him.”

Do you think that Dina is telling the truth about her claims of abuse? Or are you on Team Mike Lohan and believe that this is all karma for lying on his good name?

While Lindsay Lohan was busy facing her legal dramas, her father Michael Lohan welcomed a son with his girlfriend Kate Major. Michael and Kate welcomed their son Landon into the world on Wednesday. She gave birth to their first child together in Florida at around 2:39 PM EST, according to a rep for the family.

The rep revealed that little Landon weighed 7 pounds, 5 ounces and measured 20 inches. Their new addition is named Landon Major Lohan. Michael was said to have been with Kate throughout her entire labor. Even better, Michael was also on-hand to cut the tot’s umbilical cord. The rep for the family stated that both Kate and Landon were “doing great.”

Prior to Landon’s birth, Michael shared four children with his ex-wife Dina. In addition, he also has a 17-year-old daughter named Ashley Horn, which was the result of an extra-marital affair.

Kate was previously tied to Jon Gosselin before she began dating Michael. In 2010, she announced that she and Michael were engaged, but they had split up right afterward. It was in July 2012 that they announced that they were expecting their first child together.

Stay tuned for the first photos of Landon Major Lohan as they are made available! So far, we have yet to hear from Lindsay on the birth of her baby brother.

It appears that the pressure of calling his own daughter a basic hooker has gotten to be too much for Michael Lohan because he is now denying the reports. As we’ve previously reported, Mike called his daughter out for dating rich guys for the payola. He said, “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”\

Another spy close to LiLo said, “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.”

And now that the internet has come down on him like a ton of bricks for being the douchebag that he is, he is calling BS on the hooker news. TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan is quoted in the reports in question, saying Lindsay is “getting paid to date rich men.” According to the reports, these dates last for several days and the men shower her with lavish gifts like jewelry.

One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year’s with him in London.

But Michael insists he was misquoted — telling TMZ, “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER!”

He adds, “Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”

If you were a rich guy, why on Earth would you choose to have Lindsay out on a date?

It’s a really lovely day when you can access the internet and find that your darling father has referred to you as a “high class escort”. That’s what Lindsay Lohan had to wake up to today, and we all wonder why she’s so messed up?

We all know that Lindsay has done some pretty wild things, has a totally messed up way of thinking and is a mess, but for her father to basically refer to her as a hooker? Doesn’t that just take the cake?

Of course, Lindsay is a mess with her finances and has been called broke time and time again, but is she dating rich men for the lavish lifestyles that she so enjoys? Probably. But still — it’s her dad.

Michael Lohan said in a new interview, “She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina is pimping her out — it’s disgusting!”

Another source close to the troubled actress said, “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts.”

So basically she is paid to be there, but not give up the cookie to these super rich men? Surely they could find better arm candy than Lindsay Lohan. Isn’t Tara Reid available? Ha…We are totally kidding! (Or are we?)

Michael Lohan wants the world to know that he didn’t cheat on his former wife Dina while they were married. Despite fathering 17-year-old Ashley Horn, he says that he was not skeeving around behind Dina’s back. His excuse? They were “on a break”. Tell us how many times you’ve heard that one before.

It was just revealed on the “Trisha” show that Mike knocked up another woman who had his baby back in 1995. Coincidentally, Mike was still married to Dina Lohan at the same time. Skeevy, right?

However, Mike says that he would NOT call that cheating or an “affair” because he says, “Dina and I were separated and living separately at the time for eight months.”

He also called BS on Lindsay not knowing about her half-sister. He added, “Dina has been telling our children that Ashley is my daughter for years, without even knowing the results. So how could this be news to our children?”

Still, we think he’s a dirtbag. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael just appeared on a show called “Trisha” with Ashley Horn and her mother to establish paternity. She is seventeen-years-old and has waited for him to agree to take the DNA test on several occasions. Finally he went through with it and it somewhat coincided with Lindsay’s press tour for her Lifetime movie “Liz & Dick”.

While on “Good Morning America” promoting the movie, an interviewer asked Lindsay how it felt to learn of the news that she had another sister. Lindsay then denied any knowledge of her father’s daughter and went about her business. Well apparently Lindsay really doesn’t want anything to do with Ashley.

According to reports, Lindsay doesn’t have any plans to ever meet her newly discovered half-sister. In fact, she doesn’t want a thing to do with the 17-year-old. Lindsay is telling her pals that she is one-hundred percent done with the circus that is her dad and doesn’t want to meet Ashley at all.

Lindsay hasn’t spoken with her father since he leaked the crazy “cocaine” phone call to “TMZ” and she doesn’t want anything else to do with his drama. Ashley doesn’t think poorly of Ashley, but says that she finds the situation disgusting because Mike was cheating on her mom while they were married.

Michael has since responded, saying, “I am sorry to hear Lindsay feels this way. I met Ashley and she is a good kid. But we all have our choices to make in life, as well as our own prerogatives. Who knows, maybe someday things will change. Regardless, I want the best for all my kids.”

Michael Lohan appeared on Trisha Goddard’s talk show to finally learn whether or not 17-year-old Ashley Horn is actually his daughter. As Maury Povich would say, “Michael — you ARE the father!”

Michael was just confirmed on television to be Ashley’s biological father. Unsurprisingly, Ashley’s mother Kristi said that she was trying to get Michael to take the DNA test on four separate occasions. Still, we are pretty sure that he wanted it to go down on national television — and it did.

Here’s the lead-in promo for his appearance on the show:

And the results and reaction from Michael’s DNA test as he learns that Ashley is, in fact, his biological daughter:

Why did he wait until she is 17-years-old to finally make this official? Did he just want to get out of paying child support? What do you think? Even still, will Lindsay Lohan ever embrace that she has another sister in the world? We cannot wait to hear what Dina Lohan has to say about this drama!

We know that Michael Lohan really cares about his daughter — just about as much as he cares about getting his name in the news. He just recently stormed his daughter Lindsay’s house in a failed attempt to stage an intervention, but was turned away. Now, he wants to take things a step further and get Lindsay under a conservatorship. Someone has been taking plays out of the Jamie Spears book, no?

Michael believes that Lindsay is hanging with the wrong kind of people, which includes her mother Dina. He wants to meet with his attorneys this week to get Lindsay under a conservatorship. The only thing interesting is that he does not want to be named Lindsay’s conservator — but he doesn’t want Dina to be, either. TMZ reports:

Michael told the lawyer the first thing he will do if there’s a conservatorship is convince the conservator to send Lindsay to rehab, without the influence of the other people in her life. Michael says every time Lindsay has been to rehab — including at Cirque Lodge and Betty Ford — “She went in dirty and didn’t come out clean,” and he blames it on the people in her life who helped fuel her addiction.

Michael also told the lawyer he wants the conservator to somehow convince Dina that they need family therapy. He says Dina has always refused it in the past, and it has been a big stumbling block in Lindsay’s recovery.

Do you think this is a good idea?