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According to the latest cover of Globe Magazine, the First Lady Michelle Obama is SNAPPING!

Is Barack Obama’s marriage to Michelle in trouble? Apparently it must be, because Globe said it — so it must be true, right? No one wants a President who can’t even handle his own marriage, do they?!?

The tabloid reveals that Michelle had a “shocking midnight meltdown”!

From their report:

A special GLOBE investigation reveals that Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage has exploded. Their fragile relationship finally shattered in a shocking midnight phone call during Michelle’s trip to Las Vegas. Find out what the First Lady and President said and why insiders now believe the marriage can’t be saved – all in the new GLOBE.

Also revealed by the publication is Nancy Reagan’s fury as “Hanoi Jane” Fonda is playing her in a Hollywood movie. The magazine also warns Prince Charles to “watch out” because Duchess Camilla has gotten her hands on a gun! Apparently he wants her to get locked up in a “psycho ward”.

They’ve also got a feature on Titanic sinking and some survivor’s stories — along with what the wreckage looks like today.

Does this make you want to pick up the latest issue of Globe? Titanic photos, Presidential marriage drama and those crazy Royals! Hit the comments with your thoughts!

According to the latest cover of Globe Magazine, First Lady Michelle Obama is involved in a secret affair! Could she really be cheating on the President?!? We smell a scandal!! (Or not…)

Now we’re not claiming that we know whether or not the First Lady is sneaking around on Barack, but Globe magazine claims they’ve got the scoop on all of the details surrounding her reported affair with a special agent.

From the source:

Bombshell charges are whipping through Washington that Michelle Obama is sneaking out of the White House to romance a secret hunk as the President fights to stay in the White House. You’ll learn why the rumors are flying and who insiders believe the First Lady is meeting up with – only in the current GLOBE.

Do you believe that she’s sneaking around the most powerful man in the country?

Also featured in this issue is Marie Osmond’s plastic surgery nightmare. She now looks like one of those dolls that she’s selling. Her lips are so puffy, she looks like a caricature of her former self. Poor thing, she’s probably surrounded by people telling her how wonderful she looks.

Photo Credit: Globe Magazine

What’s next for Britney Spears’ 7th album? – Poor Britney

Hilary Duff shows off her engagement ring – Amy Grindhouse

Padma Lakshmi gives birth – Hollywood Dame

Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan Loses Beloved Dog – I Need My Fix

Michelle Obama looks better than all of us – Dipped In Cream

Killers movie trailer – The Star Celeb

Brooke Mueller checks out of rehab – Celebrity Smack

Alexa Ray Joel is the next Prell girl! – Busy Bee Blogger

The Undertaker got burned at a WWE event – Starcasm

Beyonce sang Etta James’ song “At Last” to President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle. She did an amazing job singing this classic song.

Have a listen for yourself:

Beautiful. Good stuff. And she looked so proud to be there, too, didn’t she?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin