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Miley Cyrus has been a bad little chipmunk. She was photographed making the slanted-eyes gesture with some friends.

She’s taken to her fan site, MileyWorld, to discuss…errr…semi-apologize for her stupidity.

She says:

Ive also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, Im sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL’!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way!

You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like Ive owned up to them and apologized.

Anyway, I really wish everyone would stop focusing on my personal life and get back to focusing on what I love! Music and Acting! Hopefully, I will be touring again this fall! Yayy! =] It will be a nice change to be back out on the road again! xoxo Blessings.. Miley =)

So, in essence, she’s saying that it’s not her fault that WE misinterpreted her friends and her making stupid faces? Nice way to try and turn it around, Miley, but it’s not gonna work this time. It sounds to me like she’s trying to take the focus off of her stupid kid antics by talking about Britney Spears.

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I am no fan of Miley Cyrus, if you couldn’t tell by now. But this chipmunk keeps releasing music, so I’m going to keep covering it.

Here’s the latest crap that she’s spewed onto the internet for your listening pleasure (certainly not mine). The song is called “The Climb” and it’s from the Kids Inaugural Ball.

What do you think? Are you rushing out in droves to buy this song?

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Miley Cyrus should really be ashamed of herself for this one. She’s sitting there, in a photo that’s been circulating the internet, along with Justin Gaston, doing the slanted-eyes thing with her fingers to mock people of Asian descent.

Shame, shame, shame. Bad chipmunk!

The OCA, a group who is “dedicated to advancing the social, political, and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans” has released a statement saying that the slanted-eyes photo is offensive and sets a bad example for her many fans. Basically they are asking for an apology and for Miley to learn why the gesture is so offensive.

That would mean that Miley has to learn something. And that’s just something that spoiled rich brats don’t do.

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In a new video, Miley Cyrus addresses all of the haters with a dumb little rap. She needs to go away already. But she love love lovessssssssssssss her fans….blah blah blah.

Go away little girl. She really has no talent and can’t really sing….

This is a fan video of the Kids Inaugural Party (yes they had one, and why? I dunno) and the commentary is from the girl with the camera. The Jonas Brothers are all on the stage along with the rest of the Disney kids.

Awkward hugging incident happens at 1:10, so you can skip this annoying girl’s mouth. You can tell Miley Cyrus was digging that hug. Just goes to show ya, no matter how much money you have, you can’t always get what you want.

Obama is already healing the nation, one tweenybopper at a time.

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Chipmunk face Miley Cyrus just released her new video for the Hannah Montana movie. The song is “Let’s Get Crazy“. Suck, suck, suck.

I tried listening to it, really I did, but I just couldn’t bring myself to. Sorry guys, love ya, but not that much.

See if you can stand it:

Besides, this gives me a reason to point out that busted outfit Miley was wearing recently. WTF is up with that? Especially because she’s disgracing an Iron Maiden shirt.

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I don’t feel bad for this little 16-year-old brat Miley Cyrus…not one bit. She can act like she is a normal girl all she wants, but she’s still a spoiled mega-tween who can’t sing. Sorry, that’s just my opinion.

Miley recently talked about me the haters and why she thinks they’re hatin’, saying, “I guess it’s because I’m more open that lots of other celebs. I’m glad that way, because I think it allows many of my fans to relate to what I’m going through.”

She adds, “All the cyber hating is just an easy way for mean people to try and get to you, because they don’t actually say stuff to your face. But I can’t really do much, like say nasty things back, because that makes me as bad as them. So I try to just ignore it, since I know what’s being said isn’t what’s real.’”

What do you think?

Update: Here’s a picture of that little brat getting kissed by her boyfriend.

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I know you’re probably as tired of seeing Miley Cyrus’ mug as much as I am, so instead, I gift you with her boyfriend, Justin Gaston.

Miley was stopped by a videographer for HollywoodTV, and when asked what her new year’s resolutions would be, she said, “Eat healthy and exercise more”.

Watch the video clip:

Her resolution had nothing to do with sending nearly naked photos of herself in 2009, but that doesn’t mean that she won’t continue to do it.

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Miley Cyrus reportedly wanted to be emancipated from her parents because they didn’t care for her dating 20-year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston.

I’ve just found out that her request for an emancipation was denied! It just goes to show you that money can’t buy you everything. Besides that, why on Earth should this child be allowed to run her own finances and everything. The court probably knew why she wanted it, so she could bump uglies with that hot model.

Take that Miley fans! Mwuah!

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Okay, I’m no real fan of Miley Cyrus or that crappy stuff that she calls music, but this is just not right. According to sources, her model boyfriend, Justin Gaston is using her for her fame.

The two met earlier this year on that crappy country music talent show, which he didn’t have enough talent to win.

They’ve been hanging out and doing stuff together ever since. This guy’s not stupid. He’s using her fame to get better and higher paying jobs. What a twit.

A source close to Justin says, “He’s got more modeling jobs since he’s been with Miley and is telling people they’re writing songs together so her fans will get interested in his music. You start to think he’s in this for fame.” Putz.

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I still think she sucks, but here’s Miley Cyrus’ new video for single, Fly On The Wall.

Do you like? Are you a fan?

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Miley Cyrus is reportedly seeking an emancipation from her parents because she feels that she’s old enough to make her own decisions. How nice, she’s sixteen and thinks she knows everything. Tell me how this is different from any other teenager on the planet?

Apparently, she’s in talks with her lawyers over filing papers to request an emancipation because her parents don’t like the fact that she’s dating a 20-year-old underwear model.

A source close to the fam says, “He [Billy Ray] also thinks Justin is a bit of a mooch and doesn’t want him taking advantage of Miley.”

Let her have her way already, she’s going to do whatever she wants either way. Kids do that. She’s 16, she knows everything. Especially about finances, contracts, and all of her other affairs. Besides, I’m sure daddy will object, he would miss the cash cow.

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Miley Cyrus wasn’t always the little Hannah Montana Disney darling that she is today. And to prove it, she admits that her first job was cleaning toilets.

She says, “I had one normal job and I actually liked it. I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses, I was like 11. I can clean toilet bowls.”

Seriously, someone should report those fools for having someone underage working for them like that. But all along, I knew Miley Cyrus was good for something. Let me get that kid some toilet bowl cleaner.

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For the four 11-year olds out there that still care, you should know that Miley Cyrus is not trying to get fired from Disney. Recent reports suggested that she was showing up late for tapings of Hannah Montana and causing havoc on the set of the show. She was said to be wanting to ditch Disney and pursue her singing career. But that’s not so, according to Miley.

She says, “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.

There you have it, so now we can all go back to what we were doing before we knew this useless piece of information.

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Nikki Sixx seems to feel the same way I do about Miley Cyrus….lovely!

He says, “There’s things that I see where I go, ‘Rock Star energy drink? Give a f*cking break. There’s no rock stars involved in this. There’s a lot of sh*t out there where people are calling it ‘rock.’ I went into Barnes & Noble the other day, and there’s a huge display that says ‘rock & roll,’ and it had a big thing of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. I went, ‘What the f*ck is this?’ People are believing that shit that is not rock & roll, is not the rock lifestyle, is rock.”

I can’t help but to laugh. Don’t shove your version of what’s “rock” in my face.

See? The rumors are not true. (enter sarcastic wit here) Miley Cyrus was on her crappy Miley and Mandy show with her little sister, her dog Tex, and her dad.

As you can plainly see, I’m not a fan like these guys obviously are. I just don’t get the fascination. Do you?

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Dagnabbit, I always miss the good stuff. Like this craptastic hoax. It’s not fair.

Actress Miley Cyrus Died in Terrible Car Accident

Teen star of the hit Disney television series ‘Hannah Montana’ Miley Cyrus appears to have died in a tragic car accident in the early hours of Friday morning. The young starlet was on her way to the filming of the upcoming ‘Hannah Montana’ Series when her vehicle was reportedly hit by a large truck. Witnesses estimate the colliding vehicle was traveling at ‘At least 55 mph’ and had ‘Run a stop sign.’ Although rushed in a critical condition to Pacific Alliance Medical Centre, the news broke quickly amongst reporters that the teen had succumbed to her injuries during surgery.

Oh if it were only true. Ya know, I’d settle for her shutting her pie hole once in a while.

“Just Stand Up!” is a song featuring the vocals of an all-star group of pop/R&B/rock performers, including Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti and Ciara.

Miley Cyrus really should not be allowed on stage anymore. The girl can’t carry a tune at all. And in comparison to the others on the stage, she sounds like total garbage. She’s way out of her league up there with Beyonce, Rihanna, and Leona Lewis.

Stand Up to Cancer will benefit from the proceeds of the record.

See the auctions on eBay that FashionRocks has put together. All proceeds go to Stand Up To Cancer.

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Apparently I’m not the only one that thinks Miley Cyrus sucks. Project Runway host Tim Gunn is blasting Miley for dressing “too tarty.”

He says, “Forgive me. She’s just a little too tart. I don’t want her to look like she’s going into a convent school. But it’s just a little too much for a 15-year-old. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear she was 25.”

Mwuhahahaha!

My nine-year old Justin knows who Demi Lovato is, so I figured I’d see if she sucks…..well, she’s not half bad. Even better than that catastrophe that is Miley Cyrus. He says Miley sings way better, but I beg to differ.

Just goes to show you, kids can be brainwashed by the machine that is Disney.

Team Demi or something.

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Miley Cyrus is celebrating her sweet sixteen birthday party at Disneyland. But she doesn’t want to leave us little people out.

You, too, can take part in the wonderful celebrations that will surround Miley on her 16th birthday. You know what she wants for her birthday? A car….so I hope you’re prepared for that when gift giving time comes around.

Here’s the deets:

Priced at $250, a limited number of tickets to Miley’s Sweet 16 – Share the Celebration will go on sale Saturday, Aug. 30, at 9 a.m. PT.

Miley Cyrus actually has a good message to give everyone. She is urging everyone to go green. Great idea, Miley, but you still suck.

Just sayin’. I still don’t get the fascination, it’s not like she has any special talent or anything.

Just my two cents.

This video goes along with the pictures of Miley Cyrus that were just hacked.

Would they let Miley out of her contract already??? Besides, she sucks anyways, and there’s a new Disney star in town, and her name is Selena Gomez.

Who told Miley she had talent anyways? They probably looked at her like she was marketable. Kids will listen to anything.