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Noah Wylie, call me! – Amy Grindhouse

Taylor Momsen doesn’t care about Haiti – Hollywood Dame

Britney Spears missed court? – Poor Britney

Matt Damon is obsessed with Morgan Freeman – I Need My Fix

Roger Ebert serves Rush Limbaugh – Dipped In Cream

Susan Boyle goes batty at the airport – Allie Is Wired

Paris Hilton smokes pot? – Tragicomical

Morgan Freeman took the Grammy stage to introduce Kenny Chesney, who performed some country song. Not sure which one, this was the moment I paused to write this and fast-forwarded through the song. Not a fan of country, but if you’re a regular reader, you already knew that.

Side note: Was Morgan wearing blue contact lenses?

Diddy, Herbie Hancock, and Natalie Cole took the stage to announce the winner of the Record Of The Year Grammy. Oh my lord of the sun gods, what on earth is Natalie wearing?!??

The winner: Robert Plant & Allison Krauss, with their album, “Please Read The Letter”.