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Porn star Bree Olson has revealed that she ended her relationship with warlock Charlie Sheen after she no longer felt comfortable sharing him with his other girlfriend, Natalie Kenly.

Bree left Charlie in April 2011, reportedly, via text message. Now, the dirty details are coming out!

In a new interview, she said, “His assistant said, ‘So you know about Natty, right? Charlie did tell you about Natty?’ I had no idea. When I got to the house my jaw dropped. I was like, ‘Wow. This is his girlfriend. This is so weird.’ Charlie said, ‘Now all three of us can be together.’ I was like, ‘Wow. Okay. Let’s see how this goes…’”

She went on to say that she fell for Charlie, but it was ruined by jealousy as they competed for his attention. She added, “She would spend the whole time fighting for attention and boast about things she had done like cleaning the dishes. She would get very upset and she would cry a lot. I would never try it again – with two girls and one guy in a relationship. However cool a girl tries to say she is about it, jealousy is a natural human reaction. There are too many things in the way. And if I can’t do it – a former porn star – there isn’t much hope for anyone else.”

Charlie even tried to get Bree back after Natalie left, but it was to no avail. Are you surprised by any of this?

Bree Olson left Charlie Sheen back in April to pursue a life of porn and Playboy photos. Reportedly, she broke things off with the actor via text message. Now, we’ve learned that his one remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, has also left him!

A week ago, Natalie moved out, but Charlie seemed to be recovering nicely with three different women. It won’t put a cramp in his warlock lifestyle, right? He was seen hanging with the three new women on the same night that Natalie left.

Apparently he was miffed at her exit, as he’s reported to have asked Natalie for the Mercedes that he’d given her.

TMZ reports:

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen!”

We’re told Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries — Mexico, Australia, and Colombia — the very night Kenly walked out.

Perhaps the money well is drying up?

Charlie Sheen and one of his goddesses, Natalie Kenly are seen here, modeling his new “Duh Winning” t-shirts.

Charlie tweeted the above photo, saying, “#FASTBALL “Eat your hearts out; literally! Now go buy it”, along with a link to his official website.

Charlie’s Saturday sale of his My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show LIVE have just gone on sale Saturday and sold out within 18 minutes! Are you going to see Charlie live?