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According to the latest cover of the “National Enquirer”, John Travolta and Kelly Preston are finally ending their so-called sham of a marriage. The “former” couple are said to be battling it out over their shared $200 million fortune.

If this true, then it’s about time! How many men had to come forward to claim that they were doing the horizontal mambo with John before she believed it?

After John’s “secret hookup” with a “hunk on train”, Kelly has had ENOUGH! Wow, so that’s all it took? All of these masseuses have come forward to claim that they’ve been banging John for years, but her tipping point was a hookup with a hunk on a train? Seems legit.

Reality star Kim Kardashian is featured front and center on the latest issue of the “National Enquirer”. The tabloid asks what we’ve been wondering all along: is Kim faking her pregnancy for profit? Anything can happen in Tinseltown!

Just recently, Kim made the claim that she only weighs 140 pounds… and now we’re wondering how much truth there is to that? Seriously.

The tabloid blows the lid off of Kim’s fat faked pregnancy! There is apparently some nefarious purpose for Kim wanting to fool fans into believing that she’s knocked up. In addition, the publication talks about how Kim is planning on making a killing off of her “phony baby belly”.

Wouldn’t it be so crazy if Kim was faking her pregnancy and using this to score a deal with a weight loss company so that she could rake in a multi-million dollar deal? All she would have to do is remove the phony belly a layer at a time. What do you think?

Catherine Zeta-Jones and her husband Michael Douglas have split up, that is, if you believe the latest cover of the “National Enquirer”. The duo have been married since November 18, 2000 after he told her when they met that he would like to father her children.

These two have been through a lot together in that they have overcome his stalker, her bipolar disorder and his cancer scare. They have two children together, a son named Dylan and a daughter named Carys. According to the tabloid’s report, they have apparently split up and are battling over their $300 million fortune.

Isn’t it nice how they grabbed such unfortunate photos of both Michael and Catherine — as if it proves their point that they’re not speaking to one another? We’re guessing that the reports of any rift within their otherwise strong marriage aren’t true, but stranger things have happened.

We are hoping for the sake of their almost 13-year marriage that they aren’t really fighting over drugs and betrayal. What would possibly cause Michael to walk out?!? What is going on with these two? Even if they are not on the verge of splitting up, we’re guessing that any bickering between them is likely to be normal. In a normal marriage, there are disagreements, no?

What do you think? Should we expect a divorce announcement anytime soon? Or is that just wishful thinking for the “Enquirer”? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts. As always, stay tuned if there are any developments in this (non) story….

Appearing on the latest cover of the “National Enquirer” is Bruce and Kris Jenner. The tabloid is reporting that the high-profile couple are ready to call it quits on their almost 22-year marriage. In fact, the “Enquirer” points out that the duo have already worked out the details of splitting their massive fortune.

According to the magazine, Bruce and Kris have already worked out a settlement for their $175 million fortune. According to Kris’ Wikipedia page, her net worth is an estimated $20 million. So that would mean that she really hit the jackpot when she married Bruce.

We’re guessing a good Kardashian always sniffs out the almighty dollar, so she was just following protocol. The rag reports that Kris actually collapsed upon learning that her marriage was toast. Also a laugh is that she was begging him not to leave her.

These Kardashian and Jenner broads are always featured on the cover of the tabloid weeklies. Do you think that they’re getting a cut of the profits every time we have to look at their mugs at the grocery stores? Let us know if you believe the hype surrounding the divorce rumors. Are they just victims of magazines trying to inflate their sales? Thoughts?

Kirstie Alley has been on the promotional tour for her new memoir in which she claims that she and her “North And South” co-star Patrick Swayze were in love. She also claimed that it took everything inside of her not to run away with John Travolta, as well. As a matter of fact, this book is littered with “should’ve, would’ve, could’ve” love stories. Narcissism, perhaps?

Apparently after claiming that she had an emotional affair of sorts with Patrick, his wife Lisa Niemi had something to say about it. Reportedly, she feels betrayed that her once close friend that she just wanted to let go and scream at Kirstie, “I hate you! Patrick never loved you! How could you do this to me?”

Lisa and Patrick were married for 34 years and he passed away in 2009 from pancreatic cancer. Since, she has just begun dating Albert DePrisco, but she is not happy about Kirstie’s claims regarding her former husband.

A source said, “Lisa has so many happy memories of her marriage to Patrick. Now, Kirstie has sullied those memories by trying to cash in on her friendship with him.”

In her memoir, Kirstie said that she and Patrick tried to “avoid going to that road”, but claimed that they couldn’t help falling in love with one another. She writes, “He exuded that anything was possible. The emotions and dialogue escalated daily. One night, toward the end of the shoot, I got fairly drunk, dirty-danced for hours and then succumbed. We made out with each other.”

They didn’t go all of the way according to Kirstie, but she did say that he “asked me one last time to divorce my husband and make a new life with him. He was very persuasive. The decision of whether to run off with him was torturous.”

Uh huh. Are you buying any of this?

John Travolta’s alleged lover Doug Gotterba is now opening up for the first time about his affair with the actor. Before John married Kelly Preston, he was said to be hooking up with Doug, a fellow pilot. Interesting, no?

Doug spoke to the “National Enquirer” about their six-year affair. He said that John’s appetite for sex was insatiable and that he even wanted to make a sex tape. We’re clutching our collective pearls now!

Doug said that he met John in 1981 when he was interviewed for a pilot job. It wasn’t long before they became lovers, according to Doug. He told the magazine, “We flew into Monterey, California, and went up to the Highlands resort in Carmel. We had a wonderful dinner with a fantastic bottle of Merlot, and I got the sense I was being courted. As we walked from the restaurant back to the room, John suddenly said, ‘Hey, would you like a massage?’”

He went on to say, “I’d already prepared myself for something like that, so I said, ‘Sure, why not?’ I went back to his room, showered and came out wearing only a towel. John said, ‘Okay, lie down here on the bed.’ He gave me a massage – and it turned into something else! John was gentle, but very passionate. The next day, he told me with a big smile on his face, ‘I really enjoyed last night.’ And I told him, ‘So did I!’”

He said that John would take him anywhere he wanted to go until they parted ways in 1992. He said it was at that time that John married Kelly. Doug added, “They’d just gotten back from the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Center in Hollywood when I arrived and John asked me to go with him for a walk on the beach. We were making small talk when suddenly, I blurted out, ‘So, John, tell me. Now that you’re married, do you still prefer men — or women?’ He looked me straight in the eye and said, ‘Well, Doug, I still prefer men!’ I said, ‘Okay.’ And that’s the last time we saw each other.”

Do you believe it?

On Wednesday, the latest cover of the “National Enquirer” was unveiled and showed Macaulay Culkin in a frail looking picture. The tabloid dropped the bombshell that Macaulay is hooked on heroin, pays $6,000 per month for prescription drugs and has six months left to live. Afterward, his rep released a statement, calling BS on the reports and asked the “responsible media” to consider the source. Now, instead of an apology or a statement clearing the air, the tabloid is calling out the actor.

In a post on their website titled “Macaulay Culkin: A Statement From The National Enquirer”, the magazine makes no apologies for not wanting Macaulay to follow the same path as Whitney Houston.

Our advice to Macaulay is to seek professional help to avoid the same tragic fate of other beloved celebrities, including Whitney Houston who died earlier this year.

We believe that the former child star should be doing everything he can to get the treatment he so desperately needs – and which could have saved the life of his friend Elijah Rosello.

Her family confirmed to The ENQUIRER that she did drugs with Macaulay before her drug-related death in March.

Should Macaulay’s representatives continue to deny The ENQUIRER’s accurate and detailed report, we are ready to offer him the opportunity to take a blood test administered by an independent medical lab.

It is a fact that as The ENQUIRER tracked Whitney Houston’s descent into her drug hell, she refused to admit she had a problem – and Whitney was represented by some of those people now denying Macaulay’s potentially deadly problems.

The ENQUIRER editors would hate to see Macaulay end up like Whitney.

Does he have anything to prove to the tabloid? Do you think he should check into rehab? How about the blood test that they are offering to clear the air? Or, should he just ignore them — or sue? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts.

Earlier today, the latest cover of the “National Enquirer” was revealed online and it told a shocking story of drug abuse by former child star Macaulay Culkin. The magazine’s cover stated that Macaulay is hooked on heroin and has six months to live. It also detailed how the actor is reportedly paying $6,000 a month on drugs and pills. Lastly, the tabloid says that Macaulay hit a downward spiral after being dumped by Mila Kunis, who is now dating Ashton Kutcher.

Macaulay’s rep spoke with TMZ to clear up any nonsense rumors going around the internet about his client. The rep said that the reports that Macaulay is addicted to heroin and other drugs is “not only categorically without merit, but it is also impossibly and ridiculously fictitious.”

The rep added, “We beseech the responsible media to consider the source and its reputation and to please not perpetuate this destructive and insulting story by pursuing it any further.”

And there you have it!

The “National Enquirer” recently released their cover photo showing Tom Cruise’s “house of horrors”. We’re sure that there was some reason behind Katie’s split from Tom, but the “Enquirer” led folks to believe that it was because of Tom’s abuse, humiliation and punishments, causing Katie to have a breakdown.

In addition, the magazine claimed that Tom is a “monster” who subjected the couple’s daughter to a “five-month stay in a tiny, windowless room.”

Tom’s attorney Bert Fields is hitting back at the Enquirer’s publisher, American Media. They called the story “disgraceful and lurid” and claimed it would cause the actor “hundreds of millions of dollars of professional and personal damages, for which we intend to hold American Media, and everyone who participated in the perpetuation of this scurrilous attack, jointly and severally liable.”

He said, “Your cover announces, as a fact, that ‘THE REAL TOM CRUISE IS A MONSTER.’ Mr. Cruise is certainly not a ‘monster.’ He is a caring father, a hardworking actor and, above all, an honest, decent man.”

Bert’s law firm Greenberg Glusker threatened American Media on July 10th, ahead of the cover’s release. Aaron Moss of the firm said, “This is the most defamatory cover the Enquirer has ever done. You need to stop this from coming out tomorrow.”

The actor’s attorney threatens litigation if the tabloid does not “retract each and every one of your false allegations about Mr. Cruise with the same prominence and emphasis as you gave your original false and defamatory assertions.”

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes appear on the latest cover of the “National Enquirer” and it appears that Tom was caught in the sack with another woman! Could it be true?

The photo above shows the other woman of whom Tom was caught with “half-naked in bed”. Will Katie get fed up and decide to leave him? Or could “the other woman” be one of the models used in the promos for his new movie “Rock Of Ages”? The tabloid apparently has the “raunchy photos” that will tear their marriage apart.

Also featured in this issue is the baby heartache surrounding our newest Bachelorette Emily Maynard. They go into detail about how she was going to tell Ricky that he would be a father, only for her to be too late. Ricky went to his grave not knowing that Emily was even pregnant. Sad.

In addition, Brad Pitt is said to be freaking out over a meeting between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. The magazine also claims that Oprah Winfrey has been fired and is no longer the boss of her OWN network.

Will you be picking up this issue of the “National Enquirer”?