Tori Spelling: Abusing Vicodin & Oxycodone?

Tori Spelling: Abusing Vicodin & Oxycodone?

Former “90210″ actress Tori Spelling is featured on the front cover of the newest issue of “Star” magazine. On this week’s cover, the tabloid makes the shocking claims that Tori has been abusing Vicodin and Oxycodone! Could you imagine the lawsuit that may stem from this week’s issue?!?

In order to cope with her husband Dean McDermott’s cheating issues, she has allegedly turned to mixing pills with alcohol. Of course, Dean is said to be super worried about the safety of their four children — even though he was rumored to be their main caretaker. This is said to be one of the reasons why she won’t actually file for divorce from Dean — because she doesn’t want that sole responsibility lying on her shoulders. Still, she has the right to be with someone who is faithful to her, doesn’t she?

The magazine also claims that Tori made a shocking statement that ribcages are sexy. Ummm, no. No, they are not. Seeing someone else’s ribcage makes us think that they need to eat a sandwich.

The magazine’s question as to whether or not Tori will actually lose her children is a bit off-center. She’s in the public eye, has gobs upon gobs of money and not only that, but someone has to actually prove that she is a pill popping Vicodin junkie before anything even gets done. Even then, she will have to go to rehab to get help. In that case, we’re guessing that Dean would keep the kids in order for her to receive treatment. So the short answer is no, Tori isn’t likely to lose her kids anytime soon.

What do you think of this vile-filled issue of “National Enquirer”?

National Enquirer: Portia De Rossi Expecting A Baby?!?

National Enquirer: Portia De Rossi Expecting A Baby?!?

Daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is featured on the front cover of the latest copy of the “National Enquirer” magazine. The tabloid claims that Ellen’s wife Portia De Rossi is involved in some kind of baby scandal. Has Portia confessed to Ellen that she is pregnant?!?

These two have been together forever and we highly doubt that if they wanted a baby together, that it would be some kind of “stunning confession”. Surely they have probably talked about the prospect of having children and either decided against it — or decided to wait until they were ready. Either way, it’s not really anyone else’s business and their privacy should be respected.

In other related news, the magazine claims that Sharon Stone has had a stroke and a secret hospital emergency. Has she faced death for the third time? That would probably come as a shocker to Sharon herself!

Are you buying the magazine’s reports?

National Enquirer: Inside Michelle Obama’s White House Of Horrors!

National Enquirer: Inside Michelle Obama's White House Of Horrors!

First Lady Michelle Obama covers the latest issue of the “National Enquirer” and the tabloid takes its readers inside Michelle’s “house of horrors!”

According to the magazine’s report, she has humiliated the president, has made staffers cry and has been screaming and bullying everyone in sight.

The shocker in this issue is the story of Megan Huntsman and how she killed her six babies. The magazine reports:

The nation was shocked when monster mom Megan Huntsman confessed to strangling six newborn babies and stashing their bodies in cardboard boxes.

“It’s hard to comprehend how this can happen,” said local police Capt. Michael Roberts.

Now, in a bombshell exclusive, The ENQUIRER reveals why she did it!

Authorities believe that the 39-year-old baby-killer – who has three living daughters — gave birth to seven other infants over a 10-year period between 1996 and 2006. Somehow, she kept the pregnancies secret – even from her now-estranged husband Darren West.

Huntsman has admitted strangling six of the babies to death right after they were born and wrapping their tiny bodies in towels before hiding them in West’s home in Pleasant Grove, Utah. The seventh baby was apparently stillborn.

Cops say West and other relatives found one of the newborn’s bodies while cleaning out a garage, and the twisted story of Huntsman’s unspeakable acts soon came to light.

The country has a new “murder mom” to target…but this one won’t get away with it as easy as Casey Anthony did. What do you think?

Kirstie Alley Covers ‘National Enquirer’ Magazine With Diet Reports

Kirstie Alley Covers 'National Enquirer' Magazine With Diet Reports

Kirstie Alley recently signed back on to be a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig and the “National Enquirer” is back at it again with their report that Kirstie has received the final ultimatum: “Diet or Die!”

Kirstie is reported to weigh 250 pounds per the magazine’s latest cover, but if that’s the case, she certainly doesn’t look like she weighs that much. According to the tabloid, her doctor gave her the shocking warning that could quite possibly save her life.

As you may know, Kirstie appeared on “Dancing With The Stars” where she appeared to have lost a significant amount of weight. Now, in lieu of her line of Organic Liaison products, she has gotten back in bed with Jenny in order to shed the excess weight.

Also featured in this issue is a cheating scandal involving Michael Strahan and the secret that legendary actor Mickey Rooney took to his grave.

Michelle Obama Flees The White House And Barack Obama

Michelle Obama Flees The White House And Barack Obama

The First Lady Michelle Obama is once again featured on the cover of the latest issue of the “National Enquirer”. According to the magazine’s report, Michelle has opted to flee the White House and her husband Barack Obama.

The real story in this issue is the supposed cat fight going on between Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron. Who knew?!? From the magazine:

We’re the first to report on how the glamorous stars, both 38, have squared off over the remarkable similarities in their careers, humanitarian work and families, and Angelina believes Charlize is a copycat.

“There’s no love lost between them,” said a source close to Angelina. “She’s convinced that Charlize latches on to everything she does.”

Both actresses are Oscar winners who were linked to the same role. They both have served high profile posts with the United Nations. And both are adoptive moms.

Now, the insider adds, Angelina is in “an absolute fury” over Charlize’s relationship with Sean Penn because she wonders whether her rival is gunning to be part of Hollywood’s newest activist couple, with designs to eclipse Angelina and her partner Brad Pitt.

CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!