National Enquirer Archives

Kirstie Alley recently signed back on to be a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig and the “National Enquirer” is back at it again with their report that Kirstie has received the final ultimatum: “Diet or Die!”

Kirstie is reported to weigh 250 pounds per the magazine’s latest cover, but if that’s the case, she certainly doesn’t look like she weighs that much. According to the tabloid, her doctor gave her the shocking warning that could quite possibly save her life.

As you may know, Kirstie appeared on “Dancing With The Stars” where she appeared to have lost a significant amount of weight. Now, in lieu of her line of Organic Liaison products, she has gotten back in bed with Jenny in order to shed the excess weight.

Also featured in this issue is a cheating scandal involving Michael Strahan and the secret that legendary actor Mickey Rooney took to his grave.

The First Lady Michelle Obama is once again featured on the cover of the latest issue of the “National Enquirer”. According to the magazine’s report, Michelle has opted to flee the White House and her husband Barack Obama.

The real story in this issue is the supposed cat fight going on between Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron. Who knew?!? From the magazine:

We’re the first to report on how the glamorous stars, both 38, have squared off over the remarkable similarities in their careers, humanitarian work and families, and Angelina believes Charlize is a copycat.

“There’s no love lost between them,” said a source close to Angelina. “She’s convinced that Charlize latches on to everything she does.”

Both actresses are Oscar winners who were linked to the same role. They both have served high profile posts with the United Nations. And both are adoptive moms.

Now, the insider adds, Angelina is in “an absolute fury” over Charlize’s relationship with Sean Penn because she wonders whether her rival is gunning to be part of Hollywood’s newest activist couple, with designs to eclipse Angelina and her partner Brad Pitt.

CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!

Former President Bill Clinton is featured on the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer and apparently he is posing with a couple of hookers. The magazine talks to the girls who hung out with the former Commander in Chief on February 27, 2014.

The inset photo shows a furious looking Hillary Clinton as her husband is trying to kill her future plans to run for President in 2016.

Also featured on the cover is Denzel Washington, who was reportedly involved in another couple’s marriage split. Is Denzel involved in some shady cheating scandal?

The magazine also covers a tidbit on Michael Douglas’ former girlfriend who was murdered. From the tabloid:

Jet-setting socialite Nancy Pfister’s happy-go-lucky existence came to a horrific end after she rented her home to a retired doctor and his wife. Days after Nancy kicked out the couple for their alleged failure to pay rent and utility bills, the 57-year-old’s badly beaten body was discovered encased in bubble wrap and stuffed in a closet.

It was a sad demise for Nancy, who insiders say was just 19 years old in 1976 when she had a brief relationship with Douglas – shortly before the Hollywood heavyweight married his first wife Diandra.

Lastly, the magazine is persisting with rumors that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw’s marriage is on the verge of a split. Could it be true?!?

President Barack Obama is featured on the cover of the latest issue of “National Enquirer” magazine. Apparently the president is at war with Hollywood…Who knew?!?

The magazine states that while Russian President Vladimir Putin is on the verge of starting World War 3, our lovely president is at war with some celebrities. In the inset photos, we see Bruce Willis, Jessica Simpson and Clint Eastwood…

The tabloid states that the president is trying to destroy our favorite stars and it talks about how he is going about that. In addition to the above three celebrities, the magazine has the scoop on who else is on the president’s hit list.

Lastly for this feature, the tabloid talks about how the Russian president made Obama look like a fool.

In addition to the presidential news, we’ve learned that Jay Leno has collapsed and the tabloid tells us how his wife saved him. Perhaps he figured out that he couldn’t actually snatch back his late night spot this time around. He is one shady mofo, so he probably just realized that his goose is cooked. He can’t work on late night television anymore, so perhaps it’s just time for him to retire? What do you think?

First Lady Michelle Obama is featured on the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer. Inside this issue, the magazine talks about Mrs. Obama’s supposed $15 million tell-all! Could you imagine if the First Lady really did want to do a tell-all?

The tabloid talks of Michelle’s exposed “secret book deal” and says that it’s her “ruthless revenge”. The magazine says that it’s blowing the lid off of President Obama’s “cheating, boozing and drug use”. In addition to that, there apparently is some Hollywood star that the First Lady hates the most. Lastly, the tabloid alleges that Michelle has been fighting with Hillary Clinton.

In an obvious attempt at grasping at straws, the magazine also claims that tragic actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was involved in some sort of secret gay life. The Enquirer reportedly has an interview with the late Oscar winner’s supposed gay lover. Ugh. Any way to possibly capitalize off of the latest tragedy and this publication is jumping all over it.

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Kirstie Alley Covers ‘National Enquirer’ Magazine With Diet Reports

Michelle Obama Flees The White House And Barack Obama

Bill Clinton And Hookers Cover ‘National Enquirer’ (Photo)

National Enquirer: President Obama At War With Hollywood

National Enquirer: Michelle Obama Is Writing A $15 Million Tell-All?