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John Travolta’s sexual assault drama is featured front and center on the latest issue of the “National Enquirer”. Are there any tabloids that don’t have some kind of spin on this story? Seriously.

The “Enquirer” reports that John has some “twisted double life” that they’ve exposed. According to the tabloid, it’s been thirty years of lies for John and his wife Kelly Preston. The magazine also reports that they have new “shocking” stories from men that John has seduced. Is Kelly so humiliated by the scandal that she has walked out on John?

In addition, the “Enquirer” calls “The Bachelorette” rigged and details how Emily Maynard is being conned. Also featured in this issue is Rihanna’s liver damage drama.

It looks like the National Enquirer still wants to run with the Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston love triangle angle. After Brad and Angelina confirmed that they were engaged, it was said that Jen collapsed when she heard the news.

Even though Jennifer has been linked to several men since her split from Brad and is currently dating Justin Theroux, she was saddened that Brad popped the question to Angelina? We’re skeptical.

Brad called her to break the news to her before the news broke on the internet. She collapsed, but quickly gained her composure to release several stories about how good Justin is for her.

A source close to Jennifer said, “Brad called Jen the first week of April to tip her off about the engagement. Brad said, ‘I wanted you to hear it first from me. I asked Angelina to marry me and she said yes.’”

The source went on to say, “The news hit Jennifer like a ton of bricks. Jen never actually believed that Brad would actually marry Angie. Even though she was in a state of shock, she didn’t want to let Brad know how heartbroken she was. But as soon as they got off the phone, Jen burst into tears and collapsed! She just sank to the ground in a heap.”

After the phone call, Justin found her and she was a mess, according to the tabloid. Their source revealed, “Rather than being supportive, Justin blew up at Jen for continuing to obsess over Brad. It was awful. Jen needed comforting, but Justin was too hurt and angry. He accused Jen of still being in love with Brad, and they wound up having a huge fight.”

And to think that there are scores of people who still believe this nonsense.

Featured front and center on the latest cover of the National Enquirer is Katie Couric’s cheating scandal. Her “shocking love triangle” is destroying her family her secret hookups, lies and betrayal have all been revealed.

But that’s not what caught our eye. Besides the news that Ryan O’Neal has four months to live, we centered on Jennifer Aniston’s reported reaction to the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten engaged.

We reported two days ago that we knew that one of the tabloids would try to make it sound like Jennifer is angry because of their engagement news. Now, the Enquirer is not disappointing.

In the tabloid’s “Jolie-Pitt Wedding Bombshell”, they reveal that Jennifer “collapsed” when she heard about the news. The cover states that Jennifer never believed Brad would marry Angelina. They’ve got six children together, of course she knew that this was coming. We call BS.

Also featured is a juicy tidbit on the real reason why Britney Spears wants to be a judge on The X Factor. Apparently, she’s been eyeing Simon and his single status. We’re not buying that one, either, but it’s funny to think about. She did fake a British accent during her meltdown days, so we’re chuckling — but we don’t think this news is rooted in any facts.

According to the latest issue of the National Enquirer, Whitney Houston made a call to 911 minutes before she passed away on February 11th. Did Whitney really make a desperate call for help right before she died?

In addition, the tabloid is reporting on the $1,000 bag of cocaine that was secretly removed from the bathroom after the singer was found dead. Who flushed Whitney’s coke so it wouldn’t be found by the cops? More importantly, who was dealing her drugs?

Still, it’s a sad shame that Whitney is gone. There have been no other reports that we know of that would suggest that Whitney called 911 right before her death. If this is true, then we want to hear the 911 call. Don’t you?

The tabloid is also reporting that Angelina Jolie is worried about losing her adopted son Pax because his birth mother wants him back.

The magazine also touches on Trayvon Martin’s killer and his violent past. Plus, they have apparently talked to two eyewitnesses who are telling all about what went down on the day Trayvon was killed.

John Travolta is featured on the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer. The tabloid features the front cover story claiming that John is involved in some sort of prostitution scandal. Did John really pay someone for sex? Or are these tabloid claims outrageous?

The magazine says that John could lose his wife Kelly Preston and their two children forever. Apparently they have a “shocking tell all” from someone who claims that John paid them for sex. Are they running wild with their creative license here? Or do you think that there is some truth to any of this?

Also featured in this issue of the magazine is a feature on Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown. They are claiming that Bobbi tried slitting her wrists after her mother’s untimely passing. I hope that part isn’t true — for her sake. Was there outrage over Bobbi’s interview with Oprah Winfrey?

In addition, Kris Jenner is left in tears after her husband Bruce walks out. I wonder what is causing the rift in their relationship?

Do you believe the hype? At a certain point with stories like these, I wonder if celebrities just stop responding? What do you think?

It looks as if the National Enquirer is at it again with their claims about Chaz Bono’s health. On the November 2, 2011 issue, the tabloid claimed that Chaz only had four years left to live. Afterward, it was said that Chaz was suing the publication over their “smear campaign” with regard to his weight and health.

Not to be scared off, the Enquirer ran another story about Chaz a few weeks later. Apparently, at the time of that article, Chaz was 271 pounds and had already collapsed.

Fast forward to this week’s issue, which claims that Chaz is 301 pounds and is undergoing life saving emergency surgery. Underneath that news, the tabloid claims Chaz had a “heart attack shocker” and a “dangerous three-hour procedure”. His mother, Cher, was so worried that she suffered an anxiety attack.

Also featured in this issue is Bachelor competitor Lindzi Cox running back to her ex. Is Ben Flajnik really going to ditch her for Courtney Robertson? Reality Steve says YES! Will this cause Lindzi to run back to her ex?

Another cover story is Oprah Winfrey giving Bobbi Kristina Brown a $1 million job. What do you think Oprah’s going to have her doing?

Do you believe the rumors about Chaz Bono? Sound off in the comments with your thoughts!

The National Enquirer has placed a photo of late singer Whitney Houston on the cover of their latest issue, obviously showing the poorest of taste in the wake of the tragedy that surrounded her life.

Whitney passed away at the age of 48 on February 11, 2012, after being found dead in a bathtub at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. She was said to have consumed a deadly mixture of Xanax, Valium and alcohol that was found in her system which could’ve quite possibly caused her death.

The image was said to have been taken at the Whigham Funeral Home in Newark, New Jersey. She was wearing her favorite purple dress, $500,000 worth of jewelry and golden slippers, according to the tabloid’s report.

Why would they publish such a reprehensible thing? Is this just a ploy to sell millions of copies of their magazine? We have posted the photo above, but have censored Whitney’s face, out of the respect to her family and loved ones. This is such a shame that the tabloid media has to sink to such levels in order to stay on top of the game. Shame on you, National Enquirer.

What are your thoughts on the matter?

In their latest issue, the National Enquirer attempts to dive into the final moments of Whitney Houston’s life. She was found on February 11th by her aunt in her Beverly Hilton Hotel room. She was submerged underwater in the bathtub after taking Xanax mixed with what appeared to be a Heineken along with some champagne.

The scene of the incident shows the water still in the bathtub where Whitney spent her final moments. Also in the tub was a gravy dish, which was said to be used for olive oil for her skin.

In the time leading up to her untimely death, Whitney ordered a cheeseburger and french fries, which she’d consumed prior to her passing. She had also ordered a turkey sandwich, which she told relatives that she would eat after her bath was finished.

Whitney was said to have had a habit of taking Xanax to calm her nerves before performing any shows. Did Whitney receive some devastating news that caused her final binge? What really happened in that hotel room the day of her death?

Let’s hope that Bobbi Kristina is okay and able to deal with all of this at such a young age. Hang in there, Bobbi, we know it has to be hard.

Whitney’s funeral is set for Saturday in Newark, New Jersey. RIP.

According to the latest issue of the National Enquirer, Demi Moore has been keeping an “explosive” and “shocking” rehab diary! In this little memoir the tabloid has likely concocted, she is writing down her tales of stays at treatment centers “in her own words”.

Underneath this insane claim, they also tout details on the “drugs, booze and the baby she lost”. Are they calling out Demi for being a drug addict? We don’t think that is necessarily true (at least we hope not). For the sake of us not getting sued, we will say that we don’t believe the rumors of Demi and any past history with drugs.

An inset photo of her daughter Tallulah Belle Willis goes along with another story that we’ve heard recently. Sources revealed that neither of Demi’s younger daughters want anything to do with he. So, it stands to reason that there might be a grain of truth to Tallulah’s quote that her mother made her “life hell”.

Not to be outdone by their cover last week, the Enquirer is now claiming that Mitt Romney’s wife is involved in some sort of cheating scandal. Is there something that political nitwit is hiding from America?!?? (Besides the fact that he doesn’t care about people who are suffering and in wheelchairs?)

Also featured in this issue is Whitney Houston and she’s gotten “worse than anyone thought”. Do you believe the hype? She was recently spotted with Ray J…. If you don’t remember who he is — he’s the guy we hold personally responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian’s gigantic golden shower loving butt to the forefront of reality television.

The latest issue of the National Enquirer reveals that Angelina Jolie admits to cheating on Brad Pitt!

Apparently, they had gone to a marital counseling session, but he stormed out after she confessed to hooking up with another man. And it was just yesterday that OK! magazine claimed that Angelina and Brad were over the moon with their new baby news. Uh huh.

Now, we’re expected to believe that she confessed to cheating on him? I’m skeptical. The tabloid claims that she was having hotel hookups behind his back and even went as far as physically threatening Jennifer Aniston.

Above that, they claim that Gayle King is using her best buddy Oprah Winfrey for millions. Also featured in this issue is Newt Gingrich’s wife is a lesbian! He wanted an open marriage, as far as his previous wife was concerned, so this isn’t that shocking.

In addition, they have a story claiming that Kris Jenner’s marriage to Bruce is destroyed. Another affair gets revealed? Color me suprised. (Not really.) Kris has become known for screwing around on her guys, so I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that this story holds water. Would you?