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Welcome, come one and all to the inauguration of “actress” Denise Richards into her new home. The “World Of Suck” has claimed many famous folks and it’s high time that we snag us another victim.

Check it out the sucktasticness of this thing:

If the video gets yanked (and it might), you can always listen to the audio here.

Via TMZ

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Kara DioGuardi, the fourth judge on American Idol, says that she’s not sure whether or not she’ll be back for another season of the show.

She says, “I’m only here for one season. That’s what we’ve discussed. So we’ll see what happens. Hopefully, they’ll keep me on.”

First, it was rumored that Paula Abdul would be the one leaving the show. Prior to that, Kara was noted as being the feisty judge, talking smack about Bikini Girl, Katrina Darrell and calling Simon Cowell out for not letting her speak.

Cowell commented this on whether or not DioGuardi would return, “I would imagine so, but the only say I have is about Ryan, Randy and Paula. I’ve always made it clear that I wouldn’t like to do the show without them. So that’s all I’m really concerned about.”

Either way, she says it’s all good:

“My life has become extremely exciting and I am so excited for this opportunity,” she says. “I feel grateful to America that they let me grow and they let me find my groove on the show and that they were patient. And hopefully I haven’t disappointed them. It’s been a scary experience at times.”

Think she should stay or should they let her go?

At least she’ll always have work.

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Kelly Clarkson has announced her third single from “All I Ever Wanted” as “Already Gone”. The pop singer was performing last night with Jay-Z when she told the crowd the official news.

In case you haven’t heard the track yet, you can listen to it below:

She’s already released “My Life Would Suck Without You” and “I Do Not Hook Up” as singles from the album, do you think this is a good third choice?

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It was Rat Pack Standards night on American Idol last night, with Jamie Foxx mentoring the wannabe singers.

Matt Giraud sang “My Funny Valentine” and even though he was saved by the first judges veto in American Idol history, he was given the boot.

What do you think? Was he given a raw deal or was it meant to be?

Oh yeah, Slash is mentoring next week’s show for ROCK WEEK. I may actually watch this one.

Even though Miley Cyrus has denied hooking back up with her former flame, Nick Jonas, we were a little hesitant to believe it. Even moreso because of how they ended up going on a lunch date together recently.

The video below puts the rumors to rest, that is, unless she took underwear model Justin Gaston out to tell him that it’s over?

Think the chipmunk broke it off? And WTF was she wearing?!? A backless lace dress?!?? This is NOT the eighties and she’s no Madonna. If I were her parent, I would not let her go out in that, but I guess we know who holds the pursestrings there, don’t we?

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Awww…Joe Jonas is so flattered that his ex-girlfriend wrote a song about their breakup. Cue the violins.

Taylor Swift wrote her song, “Forever And Always” about their breakup in 2008. Swift said that Jonas broke off their relationship with a 27-second telephone call. She sings, “I stare at the phone and he hasn’t called/You can’t feel nothin’ at all.”

Of the song, he says, “It’s flattering. It’s always nice to hear their side of the story.”

For the “Seventeen” magazine cover, click here.

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Jennifer Aniston Jessica Simpson Ladies, in case you were wondering, John Mayer is single!

It was reported recently that Mayer was dating model Scheana Marie Jancan. He denies the rumors, stating that he’s not dating anyone at the moment.

He irritatingly told the snappers, “If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’. That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman. If you were the woman and you stepped out and said, ‘I’m not with anybody, you’d have to go home and take a lashing for the next three weeks! So that’s the proof.”

Afterward, he walked up to a lady driving, asked her to be his girlfriend, then gave her a peck.

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Courtney Love wants to be known for something other than “Yoko’ing” up Nirvana.

Love is planning on opening up her own lingerie store in Hollywood. She has reportedly teamed up with photographer David LaChapelle, who is set to fund the project. The store already has a location on Sunset Boulevard, with a source saying, “They plan to launch it in the summer with a big party.”

For a woman that can’t really dress herself, do you think people will buy her lingerie?

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