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Noah Cyrus performed a little dance number for Justin Bieber. Presumably for his birthday today, in which he turns sixteen, the ten-year-old tot shook her butt amidst screams of “I love you, Justin Bieber!”

This video makes me weep for the future! (continue reading…)

According to sources, Miley Cyrus’ ten-year-old sister Noah is designing a lingerie line for children. If you just said WTF, then you’re not alone.

In other WTF-related news, Noah is set to become a lingerie model, as well.

Her friend, Emily Grace Reaves is collaborating with Ooh! La La! Couture designers to create a line of funky hooker-like wear for children up to a size 14.

Gross, gross and more gross. Where are this child’s parents?

This little kid really upsets me. She dresses like a teenaged hooker and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth every time I see her. She sang about beer and that was okay with mom and pop. Now she’s dressing provocatively once more and her older sister Miley looks on with approval.

And, oh yeah, this little eight-year-old friend of hers has a fashion line called “Ooh La La”. We are headed for the apocalypse folks. (continue reading…)

“Ponyo Song” singer Noah Cyrus was seen walking her dog with her dad, Billy Ray in L.A. Sunday afternoon. I guess since Miley is getting older and can no longer be the cash cow of the family, daddy has taken an interest in her career.

Now I hate to bash a ten-year-old, so I won’t. Instead, we’ll bash Billy Ray and Tish for their awesome parenting techniques. And why are the paparazzi following Noah around? Did Billy Ray call them?

When Noah Cyrus isn’t busy “smacking that“, staying up too late on UStream or singing craptastic kiddie songs, she’s staying up too late on UStream singing about beer.

Yes, you’ve read that correctly. A ten-year-old wannabe is singing about getting “crunk”, drinking Jack and beer. Follow me after the jump for the underage goodness. (continue reading…)

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Noah Cyrus is making her debut as a new singer in her first song, “Ponyo Song” and you can listen to it here!

At only age ten, Noah has already danced to “Smack That” by Akon, pole danced and stayed up until the wee hours of the morning on UStream.

Listen to her musical debut, after the jump! (continue reading…)

This is just disgusting. Miley Cyrus’ nine-year-old sister Noah was seen prior to one of Miley’s concerts, doing her own rendition of Akon’s song, “Smack That”.

There’s just something so wrong about a young girl like Noah doing stripper moves. (continue reading…)