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Mike Patton, the frontman for Faith No More got his junk out for a special occasion while in Brisbane, Australia on Saturday. No it really wasn’t a special occasion, he just needs the attention.

They were apparently filming him for something when he stuck his microphone in his mouth and yanked out his junk. See the full uncensored shot here. It’s a whole new look for them indeed, Beavis.

Kanye West must be tired of rambling on in all caps at KanyeUniversecity, because he has launched a new website at KanyeWest.com.

The rapper launched the site on Wednesday, featuring a new video, titled, “Coldest Winter”. Another entry shows his girlfriend half-naked, wearing not much more than a tube top (NSFW larger photo at the source).

So far, it appears that Kanye is sticking to presenting things without comment on this new site. Let’s see how long that lasts.

For all of you pervs wondering whether or not Lady Gaga is a dude, we have a definitive answer for you. Thanks to DrunkenStepfather.com (site very nsfw), we’ve got proof! She’s not a dude, or she’s just a really good tucker.

After the jump for the NSFW proof. (continue reading…)

Just as quickly as we put the story up, does Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi deny the gossip and rumors surrounding her naked pics that were said to be up for sale.

She took to her official Twitter page to debunk the rumors that there are nude photos and a sex tape being shopped around.

She tweeted, “Idk where radar online comes up with their stories..weirdos.” The publication claimed that there was “nothing left to the imagination and even went as far as saying that they couldn’t describe one of the photos.

Snooki added, on Twitter, “Like i said before about my supposed ’sex tape’…There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be. the tabloids just love snook gossip ;]”

And there you have it!

It wasn’t bad enough that JWoww took some nude photos, but now we’ve heard that Snooki also got naked in front of the camera.

RadarOnline reports:

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.

Gross, gross and even more gross. Is there a market for this madness?

Update: I’ve heard that there’s video, too! Could your eyes handle that? Lulz.

Update #2: You pervs can view the photo here. You’re welcome.

Despite rumors floating around that Madonna is going to have Jesus’ baby and his little slip of the junk yesterday, Madge is trying to take the focus off of her boytoy.

In her new ad for Dolce & Gabbana, the singer is wearing a low, boob showing top, while petting her kitty. (That did not sound right at all).

Her other D&G ads appeared in December. Check that out here.

50 Cent has just released his soft-core porn video for his new song “Before I Self-Destruct”.

Warning: This video clip from the video is not safe for work, let alone life. Please consult a physician before watching this video as it may induce vomiting or diarrhea. Earsucker.com does not guarantee that you will not pass out from seeing 50 Cent’s butt and prior to viewing, you understand that you cannot hold us responsible.

Thanks and good night! (continue reading…)

David Walliams yanked Mark Ronson’s pants down at the Concert for CARE in London…

Do we really care why??!???

Tell me this is not a picture of Joe Jonas, in the buff. That would horrify the Disney gods!

Say it isn’t so!!!!

Unless it is!!

Lady Gaga has just released her promo video for her “Fame Kills” tour with Kanye West….and surprise! She’s nekkid!

Check it out, after the jump (obviously NSFW): (continue reading…)

This broad is crazy. As much as I can’t stand Katy Perry, she seems like she is dying for some real attention. Poor thing must not have gotten enough love as a child.

She took to her Twitter page to show us a photo of herself, naked in a bathtub, eating pizza on a tray.

Gross.

While Britney Spears was filming her music video for “Gimme More”, the singer was dancing around the stage topless. The activity was clearly edited so that the video could see a wide public release.

In the video, Britney is a spectator as well as a dancer on stage. I’m not sure why these leaked so late, that video was so 2007.

In other Britney related news, apparently her and ex-husband Kevin Federline are the best of friends. According to Jamie Lynn Spears, “Kevin has been great, as always. He and Britney have become best friends. She knows how much he cares about the boys and he knows the same is true of her.”

Good for them and their children. I hope this is true.

The pics are after the jump!

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