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Kim Kardashian isn’t anyone new to nudity, controversy or scandal — so it doesn’t really surprise us that she was getting naked way before she was famous.

In case you didn’t know, Kim was a hanger-on for Paris Hilton as a celebrity closet organizer before she released her own sex tape. Yes, we said “released” instead of having you believe that the tape was “leaked”. Leaking something doesn’t involve signing a contract with Vivid Entertainment for the video’s release, so it wasn’t a leak. Somehow, her mother/manager Kris Jenner must’ve thought it was a good business decision for her daughter to get peed on by Ray J in a video. But hey, it worked — didn’t it?

So when we saw this nude photo of a pre-fame, pre-boob job Kim Kardashian floating around on the internet — we sighed and thought “BORING!” That’s why we’re not even posting the picture here. We’re classy like that. Besides, once you’ve seen the video of her banging Ray J, there really isn’t anything left to the imagination.

AMIRIGHT? IRIGHT!

Glee star Heather Morris has become the latest victim of a hacker who has leaked some pretty racy, private photos online. Or was she really hacked?

The photos look like they were uploaded into Heather’s gallery using Photo Stream with iCloud…so it’s possible that she took the photos herself, but perhaps wasn’t intending them for public consumption.

If that’s the case, then Heather obviously fails at technology. We haven’t published the photos here because we’re a classy establishment — and also, she has since yanked them all from her public gallery.

Have you seen the pictures? Do you think she was hacked? Or does she suck at technology and how it works? Apple has a frequently asked questions page on how iCloud works with Photo Stream.

The more you know.

Private Practice star Kate Walsh poses nude on the cover of the March 2012 issue of Shape magazine.

In this issue, Kate discusses the idea of posing nude for the cover of the magazine, in addition to quitting smoking.

With regard to posing nude, she said, “I was terrified but I really wanted to do a naked cover, especially with Shape because the magazine is about loving yourself inside and out. Right now, I feel healthy, confident and sexy. I’m enjoying my 40′s and wanted to share that. Is it a mid-life crisis? I do drive a Porsche, so maybe it is!”

On the topic of quitting smoking, she revealed, “I’ll admit it, I used to love smoking. But from a health perspective it’s a no-brainer. I lost my father to lung cancer when I was 22. When I stopped, everyone told me it would be great and that I would feel amazing, but I didn’t. I missed it.”

We’re glad to hear that she was able to kick the habit! For a woman in her forties, she definitely looks great!

Are you a fan of her show?

Professional snowboarder and Olympic gold medalist Shaun White is involved in a nude photo scandal! Our sister site, Tragicomical, informed us that the ginger was caught with his pants down while someone was feverishly snapping photos.

TMZ has more:

We’re told several party goers managed to snap photos of the naked romp — but we’re told people close to White immediately tried to run damage control and told people to erase all of the pictures.

Now, at least two of the pics have surfaced … one featuring Shaun making out with a hot blonde chick in front of other people … with their clothes on.

The other pic shows Shaun with the same woman — sans clothes — in the middle of a missionary-style embrace on a bed … with Shaun grinning at the direction of the camera.

Is there anyone on the planet that wants to see Shaun White naked??? We sure don’t. TMZ reports that the ginger carpet matches the drapes. That is well enough information for us. Now we need eye bleach, thanks to TMZ.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

I guess it was only a matter of time before someone leaked those photos of Scarlett Johansson…

It was rumored a few months back that the actress had some naked pictures floating around, but only one surfaced that was censored of her in her bathroom. It was so bad that you couldn’t even make out whether or not it was actually her.

Now, we’ve got our grubby little hands on the actual picture [NSFW]. At this point, we’re not really sure that these pictures are her exactly, because they look a little fake…but hey, we’re just doing our jobs here.

A shiny gold internet star to the Photoshopper who made these photos possible. You sir, are a genius.

Are you convinced these pictures are her? Or do you think it’s a really good Photoshop job? Let us know what you think in the comments! REAL OR FAKE?

Update: We’ve learned that Scarlett is contacting the FBI over the leaked pictures!

UPDATE: Reddit investigators confirm that the photos are real and seem to have originated from WorldStarHipHop.com [NSFW].

If you’re a fan of True Blood, then you’re familiar with the guy that plays Jason Stackhouse on the hit HBO show. His name is Ryan Kwanten and he’s an Australian hottie.

Now, if you’re like any other red-blooded woman on the planet, you’ve thought about what good old Ryan looks like in his birthday suit. And if you say you haven’t, then you either — haven’t watched the show or you’re lying. Fact.

Still, this nekkid photo might be a fake, but it’s a good one. Either way, you can thank me later.

Check out the uncensored photo right here at the source. Because we’re a classy publication, we won’t be showing the junk.

If he was a werepanther and shifted with the full moon last night, then this is what you could’ve seen. Again, you can thank me later.

Do you think it’s fake? If it is, it’s definitely a good one. Don’t you think?

A nefarious hacker has just taken the liberty of posting a full-frontal nude photo of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz on his Twitter account. The above photo shows most of what the photo that was leaked shows, minus the extraneous parts.

First it was Anthony Weiner, starting WeinerGate 2011™ and even more recently, fake Blake Lively was a victim. Now a hacker has gone after Tito.

The fighter insists that this is obviously the work of a hacker, because no one ever leaks their own nude pictures, right?

TMZ has more details:

The photo surfaced just a few hours ago — when it was uploaded to Tito’s personal photo-sharing website … which is connected through his Twitter page.

The photo (seen above) appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone. And let’s just say … there’s a reason he had to shoot from such a wide angle.

Moments ago, Tito tweeted, “Someone hack my f**king phone.”

Are we going to act surprised about the number of nude photos leaking online this past week? No? Me neither.

A few days ago, a nefarious hacker leaked some nude photos, claiming they were of Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively. Blake’s rep vehemently denied that the pictures were really Blake and threatened to sue anyone for publishing them.

Now, this hacker is scoffing at her rep and has decided to roll the dice and leak some more photos. It’s pretty hard to deny that this isn’t Blake, don’t you think? It’s like the hacker is Blake. Could it be, because she does have a movie coming out soon?

The hacker just released seventeen more photos, all showing this “fake Blake” in various positions. In fact, they are all shot by the girl in the photos with the same iPhone. Coincidence?

The rep denied the reports that it’s really Blake, and that has just made the hacker even more miffed. With the new batch of photos, he/she said, “Oh, yes, Blake’s rep. These are totally fake. We really, really believe you. Want moar? BTW, thanks for all the faps.”

Sure looks like Blake to us! Don’t you think?

Gossip Girl star and rumored girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Blake Lively got up close and personal for a series of photos taken of her with her cell phone.

We’re of the mind that people who are in the public eye should not take photos of themselves nude, thus the chance of it getting leaked. Still, most celebrities do it to further their public image — and unfortunately, it works.

So back to the topic at hand. Of course. So Leo DiCaprio dumped his model girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, for Blake? Could this be a photo that she sent him to tease him away? Just kidding. (Don’t sue me, mean lawyer people).

Blake’s rep caught wind of the news and has issued a statement saying, “The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it.com re 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

It does look like her, though, doesn’t it?

Former High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale decided to bare all for the latest issue of Allure Magazine.

Apparently, Ashley did the Nude Issue to prove that she’s not a teenager as some would believe. Yes, just because she looks like she’s 17, doesn’t make it so. She’s actually 25-years-old.

In the magazine, she said, “I’m 25, almost 26, but people think of me as much younger because I look young. Being in this shoot was saying, ‘I’m not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I’m actually a woman.”

I’m surprised that Kim Kardashian wasn’t vying for the opportunity to show her butt for another photo shoot and whine about it accordingly. Who’s with me?

Check out the uncensored photo, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Mariah Carey unveiled her nude pregnant belly for a recent issue of Life & Style magazine, but now we’ve got the issue of OK!, which also features her husband, Nick Cannon!

Yes, he really is holding her boobs while she holds her belly on the front cover of an international magazine. And just in case you wondered why he’d previously said that he regretted posing nude, this is probably why.

What do you think of the cover? Tasteful or tacky? Let us know in the comments!

It’s all about the babies for songstress Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon!

Mariah appears on the cover of the newest issue of Life & Style magazine, just one month before she’s due to give birth to the couple’s twins.

Of the magazine cover, she said, “I’m feeling vulnerable about taking pictures at all now, but didn’t want to miss an opportunity to document a once in a lifetime experience.”

She added, “My goal was to share this incredibly personal moment with my true fans.”

What do you think of Mariah’s nude pregnancy photo? Classy? Or should she have appeared on the cover of a more reputable magazine, like maybe Vanity Fair? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Rihanna said that she was so shocked and sickened at the first time nude photos of her were leaked that she locked herself inside of a bathroom in an airport.

She says that she had landed in Hawaii in 2009 when she was alerted to the photos online, by friends on her cell phone.

She said, “I could barely stand. I went to the first bathroom I saw and just sat in the stall with the door open. People kept coming in and staring at me sitting on the toilet bowl. I was mortified. I didn’t even want to leave the airport.”

The pictures were reportedly sent to her boyfriend at the time, Chris Brown.

In a new interview during promotion for her movie Sucker Punch, Vanessa Hudgens spoke out about her latest nude photo controversy.

She was said to be “deeply upset” over the release of the personal photographs showing her kissing Alexa Nikolas. It was widely speculated that a hacker got into her phone or computer and dispersed the images online.

She said, “It’s unfortunate because in the old days actors were assigned to a studio. The studio then had complete control over the actor’s image and what was let out about them. I’m just trying to stay strong through everything – the negatives and the positives that may happen.”

Were you upset that the photos were leaked?

If you thought that Chris Brown leaked his own nude photo for the publicity factor, then you weren’t alone. Apparently there were so many of us thinking that, that Chris is angry at the rumors.

The nude photo leaked just a few weeks shy of his upcoming album release, prompting speculation that Chris actually leaked the photo himself to drum up publicity for the album.

In a new interview, Chris said, “Let me honest with you. I didn’t want to put no pictures out; that’s not my intention. A lot of people were saying, ‘Yo, he leaked the pictures, he was trying to get promotion.’ For me, I was always a singer, so unless I’m planning on trying to do porn, I don’t think I’d wanted to just leak my wang out to the world before my album comes out.”

He went on to say, “It was disappointing to me that it was out, because I was like, ‘Man, now it’s gonna look like a gimmick behind it’ and I don’t want a gimmick behind anything that I’m doing.”

Do you believe him?

It’s not the first time that Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens has involved herself in some sort of nude photo scandal, so we can’t really say that we’re surprised by any of this.

Once a young girl’s career falters a little bit, then all she has to do is leak some nude photos and all is well. Bonus points if they’re lesbian pictures.

So just imagine all we have to do to finally get some racy photos of Miley Cyrus nude….Just stop talking about her and let her fall into irrelevance and BOOM, NUDES! Internets, let’s make this happen.

Update: Photos removed by request.

Lindsay Lohan appears completely nude on a motorcycle in the upcoming book by photographer Harvey Edwards, titled, Celebrities Unveiled.

From the official press release:

One picture of several attached is of Lindsay Lohan on the motorcycle which the first image was created for my upcoming book,” CELEBRITIES UNVEILED”. The other attached images are up and coming celebrities along with his classic image of “LEG WARMERS “. It will have both men and women in the book. The images will be sensual and beautiful and as you can tell from the picture of Lindsay Lohan will be tasteful, alluring and exotic. They will not be showing anything that the celebrity does not want shown. These images are meant to show the celebrity in an opulent light as the human form is organic and beautiful.

On working with Lindsay, he said, “Lindsay was truly wonderful to work with, beautiful, a true professional and an extremely talented artist.”

You can check out more of Harvey’s photographs at HarveyEdwards.com or HarveyEdwards.net.

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Kate Winslet takes it all off for her new ad spot for Lancome. The actress rolled around in only a sheet and some lipstick for her commercial for Lancome L’Absolu Nu lip color.

Check out the nekkidness, below:

Does seeing Kate roll around nude make you want to purchase cosmetics? I don’t see the associating factor here, so I’m wondering who they actually make these types of commercials for, guys?

Do men buy lipstick?!??!?

As you may have heard, Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores unleashed some news on us recently that he has some rather provocative photos of the singer.

Last year, the former bodyguard fired up a sexual harassment lawsuit against Britney — and since it was thrown out for lack of evidence. Now, we’re left wondering exactly why he didn’t bring up these nude photos of Britney when it would benefit him the most?!?

Certainly, he claims that he had the pictures from her cell phone way back in the day when he worked for her. So why didn’t he present these photos as evidence while the case was still active? That’s what we want to know!

Why is he coming forward now unless it’s merely an attempt to ruin her reputation?!?? What do you think?

It would appear that it’s SUCH A COINCIDENCE that a nude photo of Chris Brown has leaked onto the internet just weeks before his new album is set to drop! Yeah, okay.

Interesting. His new album, F.A.M.E. is set to hit stores on March 22nd and if something like that gets out, it’s just enough to keep his name fresh in the media. According to reports, the saucy photo was meant for an ex-girlfriend of his. We’re not privvy to who actually was the supposed recipient, but it got leaked and now the whole world has seen his stuff.

Do you think it was more than a coincidence that this video was leaked online? Is it going to do him any favors with the release of his new album? Let us know in the comments!

It looks like Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores isn’t quite done with her yet!

After filing a sexual harassment claim against the singer last year, he now claims that he has some nude photos of her on his cell phone. He claims that she tried to use the photos to lure him into her bed!

A friend of Fernando’s said, “They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month. Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”

Given the current times that we live in, I don’t think these nude photos will hurt her in any way. Do you? We say RELEASE THEM!

It’s not the first time Rihanna has shed her clothes for public consumption! The singer took it all off for her new campaign for Nivea!

Rihanna has teamed up with the skincare giant for their new ad campaign to celebrate their 100th anniversary. Nivea is also sponsoring her upcoming North American and European tour, which will kick off in May.

What do you think of her exposing herself for the sake of ad sales?

Rumors were swirling yesterday suggesting that Lindsay Lohan and James Franco were being photographed for a “sex book” like the one Madonna did back when she was still relevant.

She is now blasting the reports stating that she was going to go nude for a photo spread, calling the idea “gross”. But I guess it wasn’t so gross when she did that shoot for Max and Muse magazines….Those were “art”, right?

Lindsay is telling pals that she would “never do a sex book”, despite rumors that she got paid millions to pose with James Franco in some shots by Terry Richardson.

TMZ has more:

However, we’ve learned Lohan HAS agreed to a milder photo shoot with Richardson … in a book about the “glamor and history” of Hollywood.

No word if Franco is involved in that shoot … but it’s probably a better career move than hosting the Oscars.

Yes, can we get some nude Franco please and thank you.