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We are curious, just like you, as to whether or not Teen Mom star Amber Portwood leaked her own nude photos.

Reportedly, she’s very upset that these photos have leaked, but a snitch has revealed that was actually in on it!!! Are you surprised???

A source said, “Amber knew very well these pictures would come out. She is starved for attention and loving that everyone is talking about her again. Last time she wanted press she leaked images of a huge portrait of her daughter she had tattooed on her stomach and now this.”

Do you think Amber leaked her own naked pictures just for the attention??? Let us know in the comments!

Victoria Beckham is in talks with Vogue to pose nude for the cover of their magazine during her pregnancy.

According to reports, Posh Spice has been chatting up Vogue editor Anna Wintour about taking it all off for the publication. A source said, “It’s not a very Vogue thing to do, but the team can make it work and make it ‘fashion’. Anna’s apparently really keen on it. Everyone’s expecting it to fly off the shelves. Victoria’s a huge style icon.”

The source went on to say, “Although nothing’s been officially signed yet, Victoria would want to be sure she’s the sexiest pregnant woman to ever grace a magazine cover. It will be a huge boost to her career from a fashion point of view.”

Will you buy this issue???

We’ve just seen some pretty racy photos of Lady Gaga for the upcoming issue of Purple magazine!

Luckily for you, we’ve got our filthy hands on the pictures and we’ve got them just for you. Because Earsucker is a classy online publication (yeah, right!), you’ll have to click, click, click to see the other two at our sister site, Gossipsucker.

Seriously, though. You’re totally welcome.

Quicker than you can say notalentmediawhore, reality star Kim Kardashian is taking back all of the whining she did about those nude photos for W magazine. Surprised?!??

In the very beginning, right after she showed off her butt au naturale, Kim said that the final results were “amazing”. She said, “No matter what, a nude photoshoot definitely makes you a little bit nervous. The fact that they wanted me for their art issue was such an honor, I’m so glad the final product was amazing.”

Then, she went on television and had an epic hissy fit over the photos. She said, “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Afterward, W magazine felt the need to chime in. Their statement:

In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine’s November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian’s cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture).

Fast forward to today, when everything is alright with the photos in Kim’s eyes. On Thursday, she said, “Looking back, I love the photos. W Magazine is iconic so I’m really happy that I did it and that those are the photos.”

As far as the tears are concerned, Kim said, “It’s just that that’s not what I thought they were going to be. Obviously I’m comfortable posing nude — I’ve done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that’s probably not the direction I would’ve wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case.”

She added, “When you shoot something, you hope that it turns out the way that you expected it to be. But looking back, that was my initial reaction when I saw the pictures and I was just really upset. I do think the pictures are beautiful.”

Here’s another reason for Kim Kardashian to cry on television!

We’ve gotten our grubby little hands on these pictures, and they may be fake, but they’re here for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure).

Enjoy! NSFW after the jump!!! (continue reading…)

If you felt sorry for reality personality Kim Kardashian as she cried about her nude photos in W magazine, then you can count yourself as part of the one percent of the population that actually bought into her BS.

After seeing the final product of the magazine, she said it was amazing. Then, when someone on the set of her new reality show yelled, “Action!”, Kim turned on the tears. Even W magazine wasn’t impressed by Kim’s “devastation”.

NY Magazine reports:

In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine’s November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian’s cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture).

Basically, they’re not buying it and she knew what she was getting herself into. It’s a nicer way of saying, “Take the check and shut your pie hole, moron.”

Kim Kardashian wants us all to believe that she really is upset over the “artsy” nude photos that she did for W magazine. She whined about the photo shoot on her show, but when she actually did the shoot, she called it amazing!

AND I QUOTE:

She said, “No matter what, a nude photoshoot definitely makes you a little bit nervous. The fact that they wanted me for their art issue was such an honor, I’m so glad the final product was amazing.”

Still, on last night’s show, she blubbered on about it. After being shown a preview for the nude photo shoot, she was whiney because she said she was told it would be ‘arty’ and not too revealing. Uh huh. But I thought the final product was “amazing”????

She whined about the shoot, calling it “full on porn”. She said, “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

She whined even more, adding, “I feel so taken advantage of.”

“I’m so glad the final product was amazing.”

Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend, Matt Kemp has only been single for a few weeks — and he’s already sexting women nude photos of himself!

That didn’t take long at all!

Reportedly, he texted the photo to someone who has a contact at MediaTakeOut and they splashed the above pic on their website calling him “THIRSTY DUDE!”

What do you think? Is it too early for him to be trying to market himself to other girls? Let us know in the comments!

Even though Disney starlet Selena Gomez says that the nude photos of her that leaked aren’t actually her, we’re hearing rumblings that some nefarious d-bag is trying to shop around some topless pics of her to the highest bidder.

One celebrity website, Hollyscoop, claims that they were contacted with regard to the purchase of some cell phone nudes of Selena. Reportedly, because they weren’t able to determine if the photos of her were underage, they were unable to complete a sale.

Celebuzz reports:

According to the report, Selena’s hair was “shorter” than it currently is and the photo was “taken by someone else” inside of a bathroom.

I never thought it was her in the first place, did you?

Last week, a nude photo surfacedclaiming to be Selena Gomez. Now, she’s speaking out on the topless pic, calling it a fake!

TMZ has the scoop:

Sources directly connected with Gomez tell TMZ Selena and company are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.

We’re told her lawyers are planning on taking action immediately. Standard operating procedure is to fire off a cease and desist letter … followed by a lawsuit.

We didn’t think it was real, either….but we’re obligated to our readers to report what’s out there.

This photo is reportedly Disney starlet and Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, Selena Gomez in the buff!

Of course it looks fake and we have yet to hear otherwise….Since she’s 18-years-old and you’re obviously a perv, click after the jump for the goodies.

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Real or fake? Let us know in the comments below!

Ice-T’s wife Coco took to her Twitter to share with us some photos of herself in a purple body stocking — and nothing else.

She tweeted the above photo, saying, “The back of my catsuit..I call this my comfy clothes.I wear this around the house to clean in.”

Check out the full version, plus another photo she shared, after the jump! (continue reading…)

We’re not sure how real this photo is from the set of Breaking Dawn, but it appears that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart did some filming for the movie — in the buff!

ShockYa reports via IMDB:

Cassia Pacheco got her hands on what appears to be a new behind the scenes photo featuring Rob and Kristen underwater in the upcoming film [Breaking Dawn].

ShockYa has since removed the posting and the picture. We haven’t heard word as to its authenticity as of yet. Any takers? Real or fake?

If you were curious about what crackhead and drunk boobs look like, then there’s no need to troll the nearest street corner or bar. Earsucker.com has you covered — all in one spot.

You see, British singer Amy Winehouse was so smashed that she didn’t realize that her boobs were hanging out of her bikini. You’re welcome. Check out the uncensored photo, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has taken off his clothes for a new photo shoot, in an attempt to get men to get checked for signs of prostate and testicular cancer.

Now Magazine reports:

Charity Everyman has some of the best scientists in the world doing vital research and the organisation needs your support.

Here’s another photo:

Guys — is that encouragement for you to head to the doctor’s office?

Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman star in the new movie, No Strings Attached and Earsucker.com has the Red Band trailer, just for you.

Ace Showbiz has the down-low on the plot summary:

Natalie Portman takes the female lead role of Emma Franklin who makes agreement with her friend, Kutcher’s Adam Kurtzman, to start a relationship where they have sex without involving any emotional baggage. But it’s not long before they learn that they want something more.

Will you go see this in theaters??

On the vampire series True Blood, Alexander Skarsgard plays the sheriff of area five, Eric Northman. Sometimes, the role calls for nudity – and Alexander is more than happy to oblige.

We’ve learned that once Alexander gets naked for the role, he stays naked for an entire eight hours. Co-star Kristin Bauer, who plays Pam, said, “He was once naked for about eight hours and he’s completely comfortable with it. He’s Swedish. My husband’s band toured in Sweden and he said that’s just how it is. There’s no puritanical background there. It’s nice because it makes all of us more comfortable with it.”

E! News has more:

Bauer says there’s no update on Skarsgård slipping into pink spandex on the show like his character does in the Charlaine Harris’ original Sookie Stackhouse book series. “He’s not in pink spandex yet,” she said. “If it doesn’t happen, I’m going to just beg him to do it just for me.”

As for Bauer herself getting naked again, she’s already preparing for it. “When I’m on hiatus I never go to the gym—never!” she admitted. “But after my first wardrobe fitting, I go four days a week.”

I can’t wait for season four already!

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak. One was with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo showed Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

Do you believe she has a sex tape that’s about to leak? I guess time will tell, right?

Earlier today, a series of photos of Christina Aguilera in some pretty racy poses were leaked onto the internet.

According to TMZ, these photos were illegally obtained by a hacker, who stole them from her stylist. Her rep said that the pics were “taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist. We find the actions of the hackers and the press who purchased and/or obtained these photos to be irresponsible and actionable.”

The rep goes on to reveal that they are “attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively.”

In other words, Christina is not amused.

Here’s some leaked photos of Christina Aguilera — nude!

Happy Christmas! You’re welcome. More pics after the jump! (continue reading…)

According to reports, some nefarious hackers got into some celebrities’ computers, and might just be leaking some photos of poptard Kesha having sex. Eww.

Does anyone really want to see that?!??

Newser reports:

A pair of German hackers raided the computers of more than 50 pop stars, including Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake, looking for material to sell, prosecutors say. The pair’s haul allegedly includes unreleased songs by several artists and a photo of singer Ke$ha having sex, which they tried to blackmail her with, the Telegraph reports. The pair, who haven’t been charged with any crime yet, used Trojans to access the computers.

“We are talking about illegal, bootlegged publication, and spying using Trojans,” a German prosecutor says, adding that the hacking forced several artists to change record release dates. The pair—who bragged about their activities in online forums—came to the attention of authorities after fans warned Kelly Clarkson that unreleased songs of hers were available on the Internet.

Ick. Nast.

A recently leaked photo of a nude woman wearing a flannel t-shirt similar to one worn by Disney star Miley Cyrus hit the internet earlier today. It shows a woman with long hair shooting a nude photo of herself using her cell phone.

Some are convinced that this may not actually be Miley. It looks like her home and her shirt, but nothing else has any similarity. Miley also has a tattoo that reads “Just Breathe” under her left boob, which is seemingly missing from this photo.

Reportedly, Miley was in Madrid, Spain, when this photo was snapped with her iPhone. Her phone was allegedly stolen and the photos leaked.

Do you believe it’s really her? I’m not convinced.

Well, that didn’t take long!

After Miley Cyrus turned eighteen on November 23rd, we thought it would take a little while before some nude pics of hers hit the internet. Perhaps that was merely wishful thinking?!??

According to reports, Miley’s purse was stolen. In that purse was, of course, was an electronic device of sorts, of which, contained some NSFW pics of the Disney star.

After the jump! (continue reading…)