EarSucker

Molly Sims rocked this $30 million diamond encrusted bikini for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition of the publication.

Truthfully, since we hadn’t seen Molly for so long, we thought she was in hiding. But she has resurfaced, Photoshopped to bits and pieces. And I must say, I’ve seen hookers with classier lingerie on.

Doesn’t this suit, even though it’s uber-expensive, reek of cheapness?

Thoughts?

Spotted on: Moe Jackson

If you’ve been longing to see what Jesse McCartney looks like nude (we haven’t), then you just might be in luck. His bitter ex-girlfriend, we’ll call her Molly, has leaked a photo of the singer in nothing but a candy g-string.

His lawyers are gearing up to sue anyone who publishes the photos, saying that they’ve been “clearly doctored”. Nice one. That’s code for “his junk is small”.