Here’s some particularly ridiculous news surrounding Khloe Kardashian’s paternity, straight from the National Enquirer. As you may already know, Khloe’s biological father’s identity has become quite the subject of internet speculation.
Now, the Enquirer is claiming that O.J. Simpson is her dad…because…why not?!? They are dropping the “bombshell” that O.J. is really her dad, adding a photo of his daughter Sydney, along with Khloe — to show the comparisons. Interestingly enough, they both look A LOT alike. That doesn’t mean that we’re buying this story whatsoever, though.
According to their inset photo, there is some “shocking truth” about O.J. Simpson and Kris Jenner. In addition to all of that baby’s daddy controversy, they are also reporting on Mary Tyler Moore’s last days. Because no magazine cover is ever complete without that impending death story, right?
Also featured in this issue of the tabloid is Angelina Jolie’s “pregnant cancer shocker”. Like OMG YOU GUYS, Angelina is totally battling cancer while she is pregnant with her seventh kid. No way. I’m not buying this story at all.
Also covered in this smorgasbord of goodness is Heather Locklear getting locked up in the psych ward, presumably after being placed in intensive care during her most recent hospital stay. Was Heather held on a 5150?
What do you think?