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Octomom Nadya Suleman is proving that things really are bad for her and her family of fourteen children. She has decided to file for bankruptcy protection.

Nadya has been on welfare, receiving $2,000 per month in food stamps for herself and her children. Recently, she blew over $500 on a Brazilian Blowout. Her hairdresser Stephanie alerted the authorities that her house was a complete disaster and her children were being neglected.

Police and Child Services investigated, but found no wrongdoing by Octomom. Today in the Los Angeles County Superior Court, Nadya filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy. TMZ has the scoop:

Chapter 7 is the most serious form of bankruptcy — it’s basically when you go belly up — something Octo is well-familiar with.

The legal docs we obtained do not specify her creditors or how much she owes — but it’s pretty clear … she’s dead broke.

So perhaps she’s going to be on welfare a lot longer than just another month or two. Take that, California taxpayers.

Octomom Nadya Suleman says that she uses the media attention surrounding her and her 14 children to help pay her bills — even though she despises being called “Octomom”.

In a new interview with Good Morning America, she said, “I hate ‘Octomom.’ I wanna take a freaking sledgehammer and crack her in half. That is some freak that they created in the media. I need it to be done.”

She did reveal, however, that the publicity often brings in cash to aid her in paying her bills. She said, “I’ve been using the media to pay the bills. Any offer now is to take care of my kids. I had to strip myself of pride.”

So that $520.00 for the Brazilian Blowout was to take care of her kids? Who knew?!?

Suleman was recently investigated by police and the Department of Children and Family Services after it was deemed that she and her 14 kids were living in squalor in their La Habra, California home. Authorities investigated, but found nothing wrong with the place.

The Police Department and Social Services visited her home last Tuesday following a complaint of “general neglect”. Sgt. Daniel Barnes revealed that “no crimes were noticed” and said that no criminal investigation is underway, but social workers may return to further investigate the claims.

Nadya Suleman is currently under investigation after being reported to the Department of Family Services for her children’s neglectful living conditions.

Her hairstylist Stephanie filed a formal complaint and the police along with DFS workers paid her a visit on Tuesday evening. The complaint states that there is only one working toilet in the house and some of the children are using portable training toilets in their bedrooms and outside. There is graffiti all over the walls and during the hairstylist’s visit to her home, Suleman propped the door shut with a chair, thus locking the children in their bedroom.

Authorities stayed at Suleman’s home for an hour and a half, but left after determining that the children weren’t in any danger. Stephanie also revealed to TMZ that Suleman paid her $520.00 for her hairstyling services, but decided not to pay $150.00 to get her plumbing fixed.

TMZ reports:

Octo’s hairstylist Stephanie tells us … she went to Octo’s house on April 18 to cut her hair and do a Brazilian blowout — a chemical straightening treatment. Octo owed Stephanie for an earlier haircut, and the grand total came to $520. Octo also paid Stephanie $80 for hair products. Mind you — Octo wrote the check at a time when she was in dire need of welfare.

This was at the same time that Suleman began receiving $2,000.00 in food stamps. How does one afford $520.00 for a hairstylist, but doesn’t want to pay a fraction of that to get her plumbing taken care of?

It’s a shame if the authorities take away her children because it is highly unlikely that they would find someone that would take all of the octuplets, let alone all 14 of her children. Thus, they would be separated from one another.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has recently posed topless for a photo spread in Closer magazine, but apparently it wasn’t enough to keep her off of government assistance. Since having 14 kids, she said that she would never go on welfare — but she said the same thing about doing any type of nudity.

She has qualified for benefits from the state of California because her income level is less than $119,000 per year. That figure is based on $8,000 per year for each member of her insanely large family. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time for Nadya to start coughing up information about the children’s fathers…and make him pay some child support!

She is getting $2,000 per month from the state, which is deposited directly onto the card. She is only able to use the card for food purchases. TMZ has more:

In case you’re wondering, the $119,000 figure is based on an average of just under $8,000 for each member of the household. The more kids, the more you can make and still receive welfare.

We’re told the cash-strapped mom has taken her children out of private school, except for her one son who has autism, saving her $4,000 a month. And as we first reported, she’s even posing topless to make ends meet. But it just wasn’t enough.

Do you think the public should have to be burdened because of her poor decision making?

Here’s one thing that Octomom AKA Nadya Suleman said that she would never do and that was get naked for some serious green. She became famous as a result of having octuplets after her wonderful doctor implanted a metric ton of embryos in her using in-vitro fertilization. She was already a single mother to six children, so she must’ve been relying on the prospect of reality television in order to pay her bills. That — and possibly kindness.

Still, when Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch got wind of her baby making ways, he wanted to showcase that for all to see on video. To that end, he offered Nadya a cool million bucks to star in her own porn flick. She turned the offer down and said that she would never resort to nudity or porn in order to pay the bills.

Apparently, times are tough — even for quasi-celebrities like Nadya. Closer magazine has reportedly shelled out a meager $10,000 for the opportunity to see Nadya’s boobs. It pays the bills, we guess. But if she was going to do all of that, why not just go for the gold and get the million bucks?

She’s got 14 mouths to feed. Would you do it?

Octomom Nadya Suleman has had her driver’s license suspended for doing something completely boneheaded. Are we surprised?

Apparently last September, Nadya was driving down a one-way street in Beverly Hills going the wrong way! She was set to appear in court by December 20th or just pay the ticket. However, the mother of 14 kids missed her court date. This led to her driver’s license being suspended.

At this point, she’s likely to just have to appear in court to have this issue cleared up. That, and pay the outstanding ticket, of course. Does she even have a job to go to? It’s been since September, so you would think she would have tried to pay the ticket off by now….

Does she have the cash to pay off the ticket? Or does she even care that her license is suspended? What do you think?

Octomom Nadya Suleman is now trying to find a brand new house to fit her and her brood of 14 children. That has got to be a pretty tough task!

It also has to meet whatever she wants to be into it. She should really try not to be picky when she is finding a house to fit 15 people. She put her house in La Habra, California up for sale in September. That house was really trashed when she listed it. So I can’t really imagine anyone wanting to fork over what she wants for it. She had a couple of offers and she accepted none of them because they weren’t high enough.

She says she has three things that need to meet her requirements for her new home; First, she wants a house with a gate to block off the unwanted attention from the media circus she created. Second, she needs a house she can afford (because her last one was foreclosed upon). Third and most obvious, She needs to have a home big enough to house her entire family.

Yes, but will she able to pay the bills this time? Is there a place in California that is big enough to house 15 people with some nannies helping out?

Photo Credit: Enrique RC, PacificCoastNews.com

Octomom Nadya Suleman has been dumped by her manager, in case you’ve noticed that all of her social networking profiles have been eradicated from the internet…

Her former manager, Gina Rodriguez, erased all of Nadya’s social profiles, including her Facebook, Twitter and UStream accounts.

According to TMZ, the reason behind the management dropping her is because they booked her on loads of paying gigs, but she would find reasons to cancel them every time. She used the excuse that she couldn’t find a babysitter for her brood of fourteen.

So they basically landed her oodles of jobs, but she failed to show up. After being unable to reach her, the manager had enough and ultimately dropped her as a client.

Gina said, “I quit on her because she is unmanageable. She would not reply to anything work-related we would call or text about especially if it was not paid. Regardless of the $70,000 we made her, she still claimed to not be able to pay any of her bills. We no longer wanted a part of any of it and we feel sorry for the children.”

I can’t say that I blame her for quitting. When someone doesn’t want to work, you can’t really make them. You can only lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink, right?

Octomom Nadya Suleman is upset over thee fact that a real estate agency refused to try and sell her home in La Habra, California.

Apparently, the company refused to list the property because they didn’t want the media crush that would ensue, as a result.

TMZ reports:

As TMZ first reported, Octo is unloading her troubled La Habra home (and even asking for more than it was appraised for). But Octo tells us when she first tried listing the home with a friend who worked at Atlantic & Pacific Real Estate, that agency rejected the listing … on grounds they didn’t want the media coverage.

In fact, her broker friend was told if she wanted to list the home, she’d have to resign and do it somewhere else. She did just that.

Octo tells TMZ, “I was appalled to say the least. It is a blatant form of prejudice and I was disgusted that they refused to take my house and list it.”

So they didn’t reject the listing because her 14 kids tore the place up? Color me shocked.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman was recently put on blast by In Touch Weekly, with their claims that she said that she hated her brood of children. They also claimed that she said she had to lock herself in her bathroom for thirty minute increments just to get some peace and quiet.

After that report surfaced, Nadya called BS, saying that she never even gave In Touch an interview and that their whole interview was fake, fake, fake. Well, apparently that story wasn’t as fake as the lips on her face, because a nifty reporter got her saying some stuff about babies on tape! Oh snap.

In the recording, she said, “Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies. I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”

Interesting, especially because she has fourteen kids, right? We can’t say that it has to be easy taking care of so many children, but that was the chance she took when she got IVF and got eight embryos implanted.

What I don’t understand is why she had to lie about it, though? What was the point of that?

In a new interview with Nadya Suleman, In Touch Weekly reported that she hated her babies and wished she’d never had them. She was quoted to have said, “I hate babies, they disgust me.” She even referred to her older children as animals.

Nadya is upset, though, because she says she never gave them the quotes for their spread. She said that all of the quotes from In Touch were fabricated, because she didn’t even give them an interview.

She was also quoted as saying that she locks herself in her bathroom and cries. In response to that, she said, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock myself in the bathroom for hours. I love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

I have no doubt that she regrets something to do with having so many children, like the free time lost and the constant neediness of so many new additions… But we knew something was up when she was quoted as saying that she hated her children.

What do you think?

On January 17th, it was revealed that Octomom Nadya Suleman had filmed a fetish video with a guy named Tattoo. In this video, he wears a diaper and asks for a “spanky”. She proceeds to beat him with a whip, leaving welts. Now that the video has made its way onto the internet, Octomom is worried.

She let this guy into her home and allowed him to play around in her children’s room and with their toys. Now, she’s freaking out that Child Protective Services are going to come and lay the legal smackdown.

She said, “I am scared that Orange County CPS will misunderstand my intentions or my parenting abilities and take my kids away from me.”

According to RadarOnline, Tattoo AKA David Gonzalez, has an arrest record for crimes including battery of a spouse, marijuana possession and failing to provide a child restraint. Of that, Nadya said, “I had no idea that he had a criminal record. I thought he was a professional DJ on a reputable radio station who had come up with a funny idea for a skit. Instead of a lighthearted skit with a naughty edge, it turned out to be a vulgar and unprofessional video that I deeply regret playing any part in.”

So, we have to ask: What were her intentions with this video? It’s pretty disgusting.

You gave it a good try, but we regret to inform you your fifteen minutes are officially over, thanks for playing. Please please please take care of your kids, we don’t need your brand of craziness infecting them.

Octomom stars in a fetish video, in which she whips a grown man wearing a baby diaper and a bonnet.

Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back.

Via our garbage-rummaging friends at TMZ.

Remember the grossness that we shared with you when we informed you that Octomom Nadya Suleman was selling her used undies at her garage sale? She is doing everything in her power to try and save her home from foreclosure.

Her used, gross underwear fetched $2,600 at the yard sale. Now I must ask you: What is the world coming to when someone will shell out that kind of money for a fat-lipped eight person incubator’s used undergarments?

I have no words.

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