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In OK! magazine’s May 7, 2012 issue, the magazine claims that Kim Kardashian wants to have Kanye West’s baby. Now that they have stepped out publicly as a couple, are they really ready to take their relationship to the next level?

From OK’s report (via the print edition):

Kim Kardashian is telling pals she wants to have a baby with Kanye West. They have been dating for less than a month, but, “Kim thinks Kanye would make a perfect baby daddy,” says a pal of the reality star.

While three weeks may seem too soon for baby talk, friends aren’t surprised, and say the Kim/Kanye romance has been brewing for years. “Kim has been friends with Kanye for almost a decade, so she knows him so well. Now, both are ready for a serious romance,” the close pal says.

“Kim will be 32 this year and always envisioned she’d be a mom by now,” says another insider. “And Kanye’s 34. He’s said one of his goals is to be a dad, and he’s heavily involved with a foster-care program. He loves kids. She has no doubts he’ll make a great father.”

So are they seriously thinking about babies at this point in their relationship? Not so fast, says Gossip Cop. The buster of “bad dish” reports:

In reality, Kardashian and West have just started going out, and they’re relationship is not yet serious.

A source close to Kardashian laughed of the latest tabloid rumor about the couple, telling Gossip Cop the pair is taking it slow.

Newly engaged couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are featured on the cover of the May 7, 2012 issue of OK! magazine with the rumors that they are already fighting over their wedding plans.

Reportedly, behind the couple’s smiles for the public, all isn’t well with the long-time couple. According to the tabloid’s report, Angelina and Brad are arguing over when and where the wedding ceremony will take place — and who will be on the guest list. Will they invite his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston?

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A close source said of the couple, “You’d think them finally getting engaged would have them high on love, but since Brad’s proposal, the shine has worn off. Of course that’s mainly down to them having to agree on the nitty-gritty details of the wedding, including the prenup, and they’re both quite horrified to discover there are loads of things they do not agree on.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie announced that they had gotten engaged on Friday and everyone on the planet gave a collective “It’s about time!” Now, the happy couple is featured on the latest cover of OK! magazine — and it’s almost as if the magazine rushed to release the first cover of the Brangelina engagement. Anything is possible, right?

The magazine’s feature includes a nice, good look at Angelina’s super expensive new finger trinket, which was said to have taken fiancee Brad a year to design. It’s truly a beautiful sparkler!

After seven years and six children together, Brad has finally got down on one knee instead of just talking about it in interviews to publicize a movie that he’s working on. Brad’s rep Cynthia Pett-Dante said, “Yes, it’s confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s not a date set at this time.”

Brad and Angie famously said that they wouldn’t be getting married until all people are allowed to walk down the aisle. Still, Angelina caused quite the buzz on April 11th, when she was spotted taking in some exhibits at the L.A. Art Museum, sporting the giant rock!

Just a mere two days later, Robert Procop issued a statement saying that he worked with Brad to perfect the engagement ring for Angelina. His rep said, “I can confirm that yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt.”

Reality TV actress Kim Kardashian is featured on the front cover of the April 23, 2012 issue of OK! Magazine with the title Diets That Work. So they’re basically pimping out her association with QuickTrim? Anytime that Kim and weight loss are mentioned in the same sentence, it usually has something to do with the diet pills that she’s always blathering on about.

Also featured in the magazine are Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus with all of their diet secrets that work. The tabloid touts “Their easy weight loss secrets will slim you down fast – without skipping dessert!”

The magazine thinks it can help the average woman lose ten pounds in ten days, which sounds unhealthy. What do you think? And of course, we already know Miley’s secret for losing weight. She said on Twitter that she’s been doing Pilates and has gone Gluten-free in her diet. So there’s some free advice if you would like to try it.

Kendra told the magazine, “I definitely watch what I eat. My goal is to eat as many vegetables and fruits as I can.”

She also revealed, “I put asparagus, spinach, broccoli, strawberries, pineapple, orange juice and some ice in the blender and drink it all throughout the week. It’s so good!”

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux fighting. In addition, they reveal that Rihanna is begging Ashton Kutcher to take her back.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ long dragged out divorce is front and center on the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine. Since Kim has filed for divorce on Halloween, Kris has basically kept a low profile. He hasn’t really made any moves toward a relationship, but has since decided to try to find love again.

A source revealed, “Kris was all about taking numbers and having fun. He wasn’t really being considerate of girls’ feelings; he was more about just playing the field and keeping his options open.”

Now he’s apparently talking to his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber again. She was Kris’ girlfriend for two years and he wanted to give it another try. An insider said, “Bianka was his first love. She’s a very down-to-earth, sweet girl. He admits he wants to win her back.”

Here’s a photo of Kris with Bianka — doesn’t she resemble Kim just a little bit?

Kris definitely has a type, doesn’t he?

In addition, the magazine talks about Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans and why she’s getting a boob job. Also covered in this issue are Prince William and Kate Middleton looking to adopt a child together. Lastly, they have a feature on Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and they have babies on their minds. Do you believe that?

OK! Magazine claims to have the exclusive on who the cast of The Hunger Games is dating! We already know that Liam Hemsworth is dating Miley Cyrus, so that’s not really any sort of surprise. But what about the movie’s main star, Jennifer Lawrence?

There were rumors floating around suggesting that Miley was worried that Jennifer and Liam would fall in love on the set of the movie, just like Liam and she did on the set of The Last Song.

From OK!’s report:

During the three-month shoot in North Carolina, the cast members weathered grueling workouts and 14-hour days on the set. “It’s a very physical film,” a production insider tells OK! exclusively. “But the cast was hard-working and wanted to do justice to the characters.”

They even survived stifling heat, humidity — and bugs! “It was like some weird summer camp,” said Jennifer, who plays Katniss, and who got to play hero in real life when someone stepped on a hornets’ nest on the set. “I got stung four times in the face, [but] Jennifer came to the rescue,” says Amandla Stenberg, who plays Rue. “She picked me up and ran to the car!”

However, the hardships were totally worth it.

So if you really want to know who they are all dating, I guess we’ll just have to pick up a copy of the magazine. Ugh, I hate it when they do that!

According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, long-time partners Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to walk down the aisle!

The cover of this week’s issue reveals that Angelina has agreed to tie the knot as the couple gets ready for more kids. It’s going to be the wedding of the year — if it were only true!

Inside this issue, the tabloid claims that Brad and Angelina have put their differences behind them and are making their wedding dream come true. You see what happens when Brad opens his trap about getting married one time?!? All of the tabloids and gossip websites run with this garbage for months as nauseum. Seriously, they’re not getting married and let’s hope that you’re not naive enough to believe that even if they were tying the knot, that a magazine like OK! would have the scoop before anyone.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston splitting from Justin Theroux. Let’s fathom a guess that this has something to do with BABIES!

In addition, Kim Kardashian is regrouping with Kanye West so that they can give each other “love advice”. Ummm, okay. If by “regrouping” they mean hooking up and by “love advice” they mean video urination, then I’d totally buy it.

The cover also insinuates that Miley Cyrus is ready to become Mrs. Liam Hemsworth. At the age of 19? Who buys this crap?!?

On Wednesday, OK! magazine released their latest issue with reality star Kim Kardashian on its front cover. Their feature was an article about how Kim was planning to secretly adopt a child.

The tabloid said that Kim had already started the adoption process as a single mother. A source told the magazine, “Kim has always been very maternal. One of three sisters, she’s the one who’s been saying that she’s ready for kids the longest.”

The source added, “It’s all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She’s made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from.”

Reportedly, the magazine’s source said that Kim saw adoption as a way to make even more money. Their source revealed, “Kim also realizes that the interest in her baby has potential to generate as much as $1 million. She always thinks of ways to monetize her life. She’ll throw a baby shower to end all baby showers and charge vendors to take part in it. The first photo and interview with the baby are also likely to earn money.”

Another insider has called BS on the reports saying that they are not true and “ridiculous.”

Did you believe the rumors? Do you think Kim Kardashian would make a good mother?

Now that Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries, she hasn’t given up on her plan of becoming a mother. According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, Kim is secretly adopting!

Reportedly, Kim has just started the process of adopting a baby as a single mom. A source said, “Kim has always been very maternal. One of three sisters, she’s the one who’s been saying that she’s ready for kids the longest.”

Or perhaps she’s just ready to use the “I want to be a mother” schtick in order to keep any relevance in the media spotlight? If she really wanted kids, wouldn’t she be pregnant or a mother by now? If it were THAT important to her, you would think she would have been working on it, right?

The source went on to reveal, “It’s all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She’s made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from.”

What happened to the previous rumors that Kim was dating a Saudi billionaire?!? Did that just drop off the face of the Earth?

Do you think Kim would make a good mother?

Now that there’s been so much drama of the “will they?” or “won’t they?” persuasion on the topic of marriage for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, OK! magazine is claiming that the couple had a wedding stopping fight!

Brad has made comments that he would like to get married one day and even said that the couple’s six children have been prodding them toward walking down the aisle. Now that the drama is dying down, the tabloid wants to create a reason. Since the truth is obviously out of the equation, they are claiming that Brad and Angelina are fighting again.

The tabloid claims that Brad and Angie were finally ready to say “I do”, but then “disaster” struck. Is the wedding on hold?!? OK! reports:

It began innocently, when Maddox came across an article about Jennifer Aniston. Curious, the couple’s eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was — and Brad told him. “Brad didn’t realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: that Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to,” says the source. “But that’s when Angelina walked in.”

The actress, 36, was livid with Brad, 48, for a number of reasons. “Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer,” says the insider.

What do you think?

The latest issue of OK! magazine reveals that reality television star Kourtney Kardashian is having a baby girl! Congratulations to Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick!

They already have the cutest little boy, Mason, so we’re betting that they are getting their wish with a daughter to add to their family. How cute.

From the magazine’s report:

The excited star shares her big news with OK! and shows off her pregnancy body.

We are sure aunts Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and uncle Rob Kardashian can’t wait to spoil this little baby. And don’t forget about grandparents Bruce and Kris Jenner!

Is it too early to start the baby name guessing game? We’re going with Alexis Noel, it’s ritzy and cute. What are your guesses for their new addition? Let us know in the comments below!

Also featured in this issue are Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux adopting a puppy. In addition, they have a featured article on Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina — and what her mother told her. Could it be to stay straight and keep drugs out of her life?

What do you think it was?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have become tabloid fodder once again, on the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine. The magazine reveals that Angelina is pregnant with twin boys and that she and Brad are going to marry in secret!

I guess he’s talked way too much on the topic of marriage while trying to campaign for an Oscar? We knew that would end up backfiring on them. His ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston just denied the pregnancy and marriage rumors, so perhaps it’s his turn?

The magazine says that sometime during the summer, the superstar couple will become husband and wife in a ceremony in their 16th century chateau. A source said, “Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they’re talking about how and when to announce it. They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing.”

They had previously made a vow not to get married until gay marriage became legal in the United States. Brad revealed in an interview that he could almost not wait. He said, “We’d actually like to [get married]. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren’t going to do it till everyone can. But I don’t think we’ll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. It means something to me, too, to be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous.”

No tribute to Whitney Houston?!?

OK! magazine has a new cover story on the rumored drama surrounding Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds and it’s so ridiculous that we just had to share it.

The tabloid is making the claim that Sandra is so jealous of Ryan that she is now hooking up with his best friend, Jonathon Komack. He was a producer on the movie The Change-Up and Ryan’s best friend.

The twosome were said to have attended a private party together in Los Angeles last month. An eyewitness said, “Jonathon was very attentive to Sandra. He didn’t leave her side all afternoon. Sandra and Jonathon are great friends.”

Another source said, “They were introduced years ago and they’ve always hit it off. She’s been spending more time and more time with him, going to parties or just hanging out, and that’s got everyone talking.”

Sandra is tired of answering questions about her personal life and has been protective of him, as well. The source went on to reveal, “She’s being extremely secretive, though, which is typical. And give what she’s been through, you can hardly blame her. Even when probed, she won’t reveal much more than saying what a great guy Jonathon is.”

Do you think they’re really dating? Or is the tabloid just taking a story of a casual date and running away with it? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, Hollywood superstar couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having twins again!

The tabloid gives its update on Angelina’s rumored pregnancy, claiming that she called it a miracle. Also of note is Brad’s quote about wanting to get married. The marriage thing was something he revealed in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, so that’s really nothing new. Still, Angelina later debunked the marriage reports, saying that the talk just got blown out of proportion.

Also featured in this issue of the tabloid are Royal couple Kate Middleton and Prince William. Apparently they’ve had their first fight over his “boozy vacation”.

After Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry, he’s rumored to be chasing after her lookalike, Zooey Deschanel. He does seem like the type to get all sleazy about going after a woman that some have called Katy’s doppelganger.

Also of note is Cameron Diaz’s reported plastic surgery fiasco. Did she have some work done? She was spotted recently, looking a bit tweaked. What do you think?

On January 11th, In Touch Weekly reported that Justin Theroux broke things off with Jennifer Aniston. The tabloid made the claim that Jennifer pushed for more of a commitment with Justin and he broke up with her.

Later, Star magazine jumped into the fray, saying that Jennifer was alone, pregnant and called her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, for a reconciliation.

Afterward, it was said that Jennifer was planning on taking a career break
because she wanted time to work on becoming a mother.

Since, we’ve revealed that Jennifer and Justin did NOT, in fact, break up. The happy couple were spotted out at Fig & Olive in West Hollywood, where she got drunk!

Now, OK! magazine is adding themselves into the mix with their latest story claiming that Justin is desperate to win Jennifer back and is begging her for a second chance.

The whole story seems a little far-fetched, doesn’t it? How odd is it that they were just seen out and about together, but he’s now so “desperate” to win her back?

What do you think? Are they trying to make trouble where there is none? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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According to the latest cover of OK! Magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting their seventh child together. Because they would totally confirm such big news to OK!, right? Uh huh. People didn’t believe the hype when Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy to them, so why is this going to be any different?

OK! magazine claims to have a source close to Brangelina, who has confirmed that the high profile couple are adding to their brood of six. The source said, “She’s almost three months along. It’s not something she wants to officially announce but she’s at a point where she is telling a select group of people. Angelina is really savoring every moment. She’s having a tough time with morning sickness but says it’s all worth it.”

She has previously said, “I love being pregnant. You feel like more like a woman than you’ve ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

We’re not buying it….are you?

Surely she wouldn’t confirm the news to a magazine who puts on their cover that Brad and Angie have talked to them directly, yet in the meat of the article say that they’ve talked to a “source” instead? It just seems cheesy and a low-brow way to sell magazines. What do you think?

Breaking Dawn and real life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart grace the cover of the latest issue of OK! Magazine. According to the tabloid’s report, he’s begging her not to leave him! We’ll take Sensationalist Journalism for $200, Alex.

On December 3rd, Rob was seen getting into a car with Kristen’s former co-worker, Sarah Roemer. Then, rumors started to fly that Rob was cheating on Kristen. Now, he’s trying to get her to stay with him?

An inside snitch said, “Rob’s one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs and Kristen’s never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him. This was, like, her worst fear realized.”

Rob denies any wrongdoing, of course. Reportedly, now, he is terrified that Kristen will come back and toss all of his geeky crap out onto the street.

Also featured in this issue is Ashton Kutcher flirting with Lea Michele at the premiere of their new movie, New Year’s Eve.

Kris Humphries is also threatening to expose Kim Kardashian, like that hasn’t been done before (Hint: Vivid Entertainment).

Photo Credit: OK! Magazine

Reality star Kim Kardashian talked about her divorce from Kris Humphries in a new interview with OK! magazine.

According to Kim, the whole divorce came crashing down on her once again, after Kris filed for an annulment, citing fraud, as his reason. Dramatic, much?!?

She was hoping to take the “high road”, which makes us laugh. Everything these Kardashians do is for the money or the fame, quite possibly including this interview.

A source close to Kim said, “When Kim saw that he was filing for fraud in the annulment, she just shook her head. She was just so mad and upset and frustrated.”

In her post-divorce interview, Kim said, “I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

Kris’ claims that their marriage was a fraud made Kim cry… Oh boo hoo. We’re so sad (for the money) and we have to talk to every tabloid on the planet about it (for the money) and we’ll cry REAL TEARS on television (for the money).

Also in this issue, little Mason wants his mom Kourtney to have a boy so he can have a little brother. Also, Kristen Stewart is feeling betrayed by Robert Pattinson over the Sarah Roemer cheating claims.

Photo Credit: OK! Magazine

According to the latest issue of OK! Magazine, both Jennifer Aniston and Kourtney Kardashian are rushing their way down the aisle!

The tabloid is reporting now that Jen is gearing up to get hitched to her guy, Justin Theroux. Friends of hers are calling her latest squeeze “the real deal”. Even though, it was only last month that Jennifer denied being pregnant and getting married.

Ok! Magazine reports:

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness. And soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

“Jen is talking about a beach wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at the end of December,” a source close to the romantic-comedy queen confides to OK!. “It’s definitely going to happen, and right now it’s looking like sooner rather than later.”

When Jen married Brad in 2000, the wedding was a $1 million beachside spectacular in Malibu, complete with 200 guests, a 40-piece gospel choir and a fireworks display. This time around she’ll still have sea and sand — but it won’t have the grand production values.

“Jen loves the idea of just taking off to Cabo and getting married in a sundress barefoot on the beach,” the insider explains. “She wants it to be as spontaneous as possible, and she doesn’t want it to be all fancy and complicated like her wedding to Brad. This wedding will not be for show. This is about two people who love each other making a commitment for life. They don’t need all the bells and whistles.”

Jen and Justin spent Thanksgiving in NYC, then headed to L.A. for a week, where Jen has business meetings. Then it’s back to the Big Apple in early December.

“After that, they’re heading to Europe for a romantic vacation,” says the source. “Jen and Justin will be also promoting their film Wanderlust, but friends are guessing that may end up being their honeymoon.”

I don’t actually believe the rumors at this point, do you? Do you think Jennifer is rushing to get married to Justin? She has already said that she doesn’t even know if she ever wants to get married again. We’re dubious.

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Jessica Simpson finally confirmed the news that she is pregnant on Halloween, with an announcement on her official website. It’s not like we didn’t know that there is a fetus taking up residence in her uterus and it wasn’t merely a food baby.

Shortly thereafter, a source said that Jessica was putting her wedding ceremony with fiancee Eric Johnson on hold so that they could enjoy their time together. It was also said that Jessica didn’t want to be a hormonal mess during the wedding.

OK! claims that the real reason that the wedding is on hold is because of their nasty fight over the prenuptial agreement. They’re claiming that Jessica is fighting to protect her $700 million fortune.

Also featured in the November 21st issue of the magazine, is reality star Kim Kardashian, making the run back to her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Like we didn’t see that one coming a mile away.

They’re also claiming that Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is pregnant. OMG, such breaking news! Breaking news that you could’ve totally read on Earsucker.com — for free (and when the reports surfaced.)

Still, I don’t believe Jessica and Eric are fighting, or that Kris ever had a shot at any reconciliation with Kim and we don’t believe that Kate is pregnant. What do you think?

With all of the magazine deals that Kim Kardashian did when she married Kris Humphries, we’ve got to wonder if getting divorced will prove to more profitable. OK! magazine features the Kardashian divorce drama on their latest cover, telling us “What really happened”.

We know what happened….Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota, which is the land of obscurity and pop out a bunch of babies. There, no one would care who she was. That’s not New York or Los Angeles — or even Miami. Is anyone going to watch Kim & Kris Take Minneapolis? Our guess is no.

Then, it was said that she didn’t want to be with him because he was chasing fame and hired his own Hollywood publicist. Pot, please meet Kettle.

Of course you could always read what she had to say about the divorce, in her own words. And you can do that for free, right here at Earsucker.

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

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