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OK! magazine has a new cover story on the rumored drama surrounding Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds and it’s so ridiculous that we just had to share it.

The tabloid is making the claim that Sandra is so jealous of Ryan that she is now hooking up with his best friend, Jonathon Komack. He was a producer on the movie The Change-Up and Ryan’s best friend.

The twosome were said to have attended a private party together in Los Angeles last month. An eyewitness said, “Jonathon was very attentive to Sandra. He didn’t leave her side all afternoon. Sandra and Jonathon are great friends.”

Another source said, “They were introduced years ago and they’ve always hit it off. She’s been spending more time and more time with him, going to parties or just hanging out, and that’s got everyone talking.”

Sandra is tired of answering questions about her personal life and has been protective of him, as well. The source went on to reveal, “She’s being extremely secretive, though, which is typical. And give what she’s been through, you can hardly blame her. Even when probed, she won’t reveal much more than saying what a great guy Jonathon is.”

Do you think they’re really dating? Or is the tabloid just taking a story of a casual date and running away with it? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, Hollywood superstar couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having twins again!

The tabloid gives its update on Angelina’s rumored pregnancy, claiming that she called it a miracle. Also of note is Brad’s quote about wanting to get married. The marriage thing was something he revealed in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, so that’s really nothing new. Still, Angelina later debunked the marriage reports, saying that the talk just got blown out of proportion.

Also featured in this issue of the tabloid are Royal couple Kate Middleton and Prince William. Apparently they’ve had their first fight over his “boozy vacation”.

After Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry, he’s rumored to be chasing after her lookalike, Zooey Deschanel. He does seem like the type to get all sleazy about going after a woman that some have called Katy’s doppelganger.

Also of note is Cameron Diaz’s reported plastic surgery fiasco. Did she have some work done? She was spotted recently, looking a bit tweaked. What do you think?

On January 11th, In Touch Weekly reported that Justin Theroux broke things off with Jennifer Aniston. The tabloid made the claim that Jennifer pushed for more of a commitment with Justin and he broke up with her.

Later, Star magazine jumped into the fray, saying that Jennifer was alone, pregnant and called her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, for a reconciliation.

Afterward, it was said that Jennifer was planning on taking a career break
because she wanted time to work on becoming a mother.

Since, we’ve revealed that Jennifer and Justin did NOT, in fact, break up. The happy couple were spotted out at Fig & Olive in West Hollywood, where she got drunk!

Now, OK! magazine is adding themselves into the mix with their latest story claiming that Justin is desperate to win Jennifer back and is begging her for a second chance.

The whole story seems a little far-fetched, doesn’t it? How odd is it that they were just seen out and about together, but he’s now so “desperate” to win her back?

What do you think? Are they trying to make trouble where there is none? Tell us your thoughts in the comments!

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According to the latest cover of OK! Magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting their seventh child together. Because they would totally confirm such big news to OK!, right? Uh huh. People didn’t believe the hype when Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy to them, so why is this going to be any different?

OK! magazine claims to have a source close to Brangelina, who has confirmed that the high profile couple are adding to their brood of six. The source said, “She’s almost three months along. It’s not something she wants to officially announce but she’s at a point where she is telling a select group of people. Angelina is really savoring every moment. She’s having a tough time with morning sickness but says it’s all worth it.”

She has previously said, “I love being pregnant. You feel like more like a woman than you’ve ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

We’re not buying it….are you?

Surely she wouldn’t confirm the news to a magazine who puts on their cover that Brad and Angie have talked to them directly, yet in the meat of the article say that they’ve talked to a “source” instead? It just seems cheesy and a low-brow way to sell magazines. What do you think?

Breaking Dawn and real life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart grace the cover of the latest issue of OK! Magazine. According to the tabloid’s report, he’s begging her not to leave him! We’ll take Sensationalist Journalism for $200, Alex.

On December 3rd, Rob was seen getting into a car with Kristen’s former co-worker, Sarah Roemer. Then, rumors started to fly that Rob was cheating on Kristen. Now, he’s trying to get her to stay with him?

An inside snitch said, “Rob’s one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs and Kristen’s never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him. This was, like, her worst fear realized.”

Rob denies any wrongdoing, of course. Reportedly, now, he is terrified that Kristen will come back and toss all of his geeky crap out onto the street.

Also featured in this issue is Ashton Kutcher flirting with Lea Michele at the premiere of their new movie, New Year’s Eve.

Kris Humphries is also threatening to expose Kim Kardashian, like that hasn’t been done before (Hint: Vivid Entertainment).

Photo Credit: OK! Magazine

Reality star Kim Kardashian talked about her divorce from Kris Humphries in a new interview with OK! magazine.

According to Kim, the whole divorce came crashing down on her once again, after Kris filed for an annulment, citing fraud, as his reason. Dramatic, much?!?

She was hoping to take the “high road”, which makes us laugh. Everything these Kardashians do is for the money or the fame, quite possibly including this interview.

A source close to Kim said, “When Kim saw that he was filing for fraud in the annulment, she just shook her head. She was just so mad and upset and frustrated.”

In her post-divorce interview, Kim said, “I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.”

Kris’ claims that their marriage was a fraud made Kim cry… Oh boo hoo. We’re so sad (for the money) and we have to talk to every tabloid on the planet about it (for the money) and we’ll cry REAL TEARS on television (for the money).

Also in this issue, little Mason wants his mom Kourtney to have a boy so he can have a little brother. Also, Kristen Stewart is feeling betrayed by Robert Pattinson over the Sarah Roemer cheating claims.

Photo Credit: OK! Magazine

According to the latest issue of OK! Magazine, both Jennifer Aniston and Kourtney Kardashian are rushing their way down the aisle!

The tabloid is reporting now that Jen is gearing up to get hitched to her guy, Justin Theroux. Friends of hers are calling her latest squeeze “the real deal”. Even though, it was only last month that Jennifer denied being pregnant and getting married.

Ok! Magazine reports:

As the pair settles into their new penthouse in NYC’s Greenwich Village, you can tell by the gleam in Jen’s eye, the uncharacteristic PDA and Justin’s unfailing tenderness. And soon, according to sources, the couple will head south of the border to elope.

“Jen is talking about a beach wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at the end of December,” a source close to the romantic-comedy queen confides to OK!. “It’s definitely going to happen, and right now it’s looking like sooner rather than later.”

When Jen married Brad in 2000, the wedding was a $1 million beachside spectacular in Malibu, complete with 200 guests, a 40-piece gospel choir and a fireworks display. This time around she’ll still have sea and sand — but it won’t have the grand production values.

“Jen loves the idea of just taking off to Cabo and getting married in a sundress barefoot on the beach,” the insider explains. “She wants it to be as spontaneous as possible, and she doesn’t want it to be all fancy and complicated like her wedding to Brad. This wedding will not be for show. This is about two people who love each other making a commitment for life. They don’t need all the bells and whistles.”

Jen and Justin spent Thanksgiving in NYC, then headed to L.A. for a week, where Jen has business meetings. Then it’s back to the Big Apple in early December.

“After that, they’re heading to Europe for a romantic vacation,” says the source. “Jen and Justin will be also promoting their film Wanderlust, but friends are guessing that may end up being their honeymoon.”

I don’t actually believe the rumors at this point, do you? Do you think Jennifer is rushing to get married to Justin? She has already said that she doesn’t even know if she ever wants to get married again. We’re dubious.

Jessica Simpson appears on the latest cover of OK! magazine, with the headline “Jessica’s Baby Crisis!”

According to their report, Jessica is getting bigger every day and she’s super emotional. But the worst part is that she’s dealing with medical problems that could threaten her health, along with the baby’s. Uh oh! Let’s hope that this isn’t true.

A pal of Jessica’s told the magazine, “She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous.” Another insider revealed, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

Also featured in this issue is Britney Spears getting engaged to Jason Trawick. Along with that, they go into further detail about the doctor’s warning for Jessica, along with her fighting with Eric.

Kim Kardashian is also thinking about a reunion with Kris Humphries. Probably not true, but they’re claiming that Kris still has hope that she will reconsider divorcing him.

In addition, they are speculating on whether or not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship will survive the end of the Twilight movies.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Jessica Simpson finally confirmed the news that she is pregnant on Halloween, with an announcement on her official website. It’s not like we didn’t know that there is a fetus taking up residence in her uterus and it wasn’t merely a food baby.

Shortly thereafter, a source said that Jessica was putting her wedding ceremony with fiancee Eric Johnson on hold so that they could enjoy their time together. It was also said that Jessica didn’t want to be a hormonal mess during the wedding.

OK! claims that the real reason that the wedding is on hold is because of their nasty fight over the prenuptial agreement. They’re claiming that Jessica is fighting to protect her $700 million fortune.

Also featured in the November 21st issue of the magazine, is reality star Kim Kardashian, making the run back to her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Like we didn’t see that one coming a mile away.

They’re also claiming that Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is pregnant. OMG, such breaking news! Breaking news that you could’ve totally read on Earsucker.com — for free (and when the reports surfaced.)

Still, I don’t believe Jessica and Eric are fighting, or that Kris ever had a shot at any reconciliation with Kim and we don’t believe that Kate is pregnant. What do you think?

With all of the magazine deals that Kim Kardashian did when she married Kris Humphries, we’ve got to wonder if getting divorced will prove to more profitable. OK! magazine features the Kardashian divorce drama on their latest cover, telling us “What really happened”.

We know what happened….Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota, which is the land of obscurity and pop out a bunch of babies. There, no one would care who she was. That’s not New York or Los Angeles — or even Miami. Is anyone going to watch Kim & Kris Take Minneapolis? Our guess is no.

Then, it was said that she didn’t want to be with him because he was chasing fame and hired his own Hollywood publicist. Pot, please meet Kettle.

Of course you could always read what she had to say about the divorce, in her own words. And you can do that for free, right here at Earsucker.

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

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