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It looks like OK! magazine is still trying to perpetuate a relationship between Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, because their new cover states that Blake Lively stole him from her.

They are claiming that Ryan and Sandra started seeing each other after her humiliating breakup with Jesse James. Since we’ve already heard the rumors that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were dating, it would only make sense that OK! try to sell their magazines with a Blake “stole” Ryan from Sandra headline.

Even though she has already said several times that she has never dated Ryan and doesn’t get his “lovin’ after dark”.

A source said, “Sandra is crushed. She’s doing her absolute best to hold her head high and act as if she’s not bothered, but the truth is, she’s very hurt.”

The source added, “For a while things between Ryan and Sandra were going so well, and she really got her hopes up. That’s why she surprised Ryan by going to the premiere of his movie, The Change-Up. And Ryan went cold on her.”

It’s a bunch of malarky, if you ask us. She has never confirmed anything other than being really close friends with Ryan. Why would she deny it so adamantly if it were true. It’s Ryan Reynolds, he’s hot, young and rich — what’s the problem?

There have been quite a lot of rumors going around since the dawn of time about the occupants of Jennifer Aniston’s uterus, so this week is no different. OK! magazine decided it was time for them to plant a baby there.

It’s a shame really that they don’t have the time (?) or the creativity to come up with anything other than another lame old story about Jen is getting pregnant, adopting, planning twins, getting married, rinse, repeat

Doesn’t it get old when they lose all originality and since they obviously missed a deadline for the Amanda Knox story, they go straight to a “Jen is knocked up” story. It’s sad, really.

Do you think that if Jennifer were actually pregnant, that she would go to a tabloid like OK! magazine with her happy news? Methinks not.

Are we all so preoccupied with this crap that we want to read about her fake pregnancies, adoptions and wedding rumors all of the time?!?

What’s the fascination, people??? I don’t get it. When and if Jennifer decides to put up a “No Vacancy” sign on her girl parts, then we’ll know for 100% sure that she let Justin Theroux put a baby in there. At this point, that’s the only sign we’re taking as confirmation.

Reality star Kim Kardashian isn’t officially walking down the aisle until August 20th, but OK! magazine has the jump on all of the other tabloids with their “Collector’s Issue”.

Kim and Kris Humphries are making it official on Saturday and we’ve heard that People magazine scooped up the wedding photos for a cool half million dollars….but that doesn’t mean other tabloids can’t try to market the event, right? Especially, because it’s likely benefiting Kim!

Is this a cheap shot, really? I mean, she’s still got three days before the wedding. Are they only trying to sell magazines here? Or do they really have exclusives that we aren’t privvy to, yet? It’s possible, considering how far in advance E! must film Keeping Up With The Kardashians….

From the magazine’s description:

Kim Kardashian: OK! continues our complete coverage of reality star Kim Kardashian’s lavish wedding to Kris Humphries! Her family members and event planner discuss the details in the days leading up to the ceremony, such as the cake, guest list and final dress fittings with designer Vera Wang. Sister Khloe Kardashian Odom and Kris’ teammate Jordan Farmar talk about how Kim and Kris met. And, last but not least, enter to win a trip to meet the Kardashians!

Is this something that interests you in the slightest? Let us know your thoughts. Are you going to be jumping on the internet on Saturday, anticipating learning what Kim’s dress looks like, along with the rest of the wedding details?

Reality actress and sex tape star Kim Kardashian graces the cover of the latest issue of Ok! magazine, and inside we’ll get to hear her ramble on and on about her bridal shower. Remember, she’s famous because she made a sex tape with Ray J, it’s not like she’s curing cancer.

Still, all of the peasants/her subjects still want to know every little detail of this broad’s existence, so we’re going to blather on for a few about the precursor to the end of Kris Humphries’ life as he knows it. You’re welcome.

Of course, Kim invited a tabloid magazine into her “private celebration”, most likely because they coughed up the most dough. And if it’s not exclusive, Star magazine will be covering the same crap in their next issue.

Per the magazine’s description because we’re tired of this moron:

The reality star had a beautiful bridal shower and OK! was invited! In this issue, you’ll see more than 30 photos of Kim’s glamorous, flower-inspired gown, her luxe gifts, her gourmet menu, the serene party setting and the surprising, star-studded guest list compiled by her mother, Kris Jenner, and generous sisters. Plus, find out what happened when groom-to-be Kris Humphries made an appearance!

SEX TAPE STAR. That is all.

On the cover of the June 20th issue of OK! magazine, The Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert is “stabbed in the heart”. According to the publication, Bentley Williams humiliated Ashley in front of America, but she’s still pursuing him!

Does this girl need her head examined??? Or does the drama just make for good ratings?

In the beginning of the show, Ashley was informed by a friend that Bentley wasn’t there for the right reasons. So, instead of just letting him pass on by without a rose, she gives him one. She was warned!

So, this jerk talks smack behind her back, because he’s obviously not that into her. Then, he lies to her face and tells her that he has to get home to his daughter, Cozy.

Also featured on the cover is the Twilight wedding, Teen Mom Maci Bookout eloping and a story about Mob Wives’ amazing makeover.

What do you think of the Ashley/Bentley drama? I’ve heard reports that it’s not even over yet! Since he really didn’t offer any closure on the show, there’s always room for this twit to weasle his way back in.

The publishers of OK! magazine should really be ashamed of themselves. They published Michael Jackson’s final ambulance photo on the front cover of their tribute issue!!

SICKENING.

After the jump for the cover of the magazine and the contact information to where you can complain. BOYCOTT OK! (continue reading…)