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Mel Gibson’s divorce from long-time wife Robyn has been finalized — so he is officially back on the market.

The divorce was finalized on Friday, after the former couple eschewed the proceedings. Robyn asked for her maiden name to be restored to Moore. The terms of the divorce settlement have been made confidential, but we’re pretty sure that Robyn is walking away a very rich woman.

His fortune was previously estimated to be in the ballpark of $850 million. Also of note is the fact that they did not have a prenuptial agreement, which means she is entitled to half of everything he earned during their marriage.

They have seven children together, with only one of which being a minor. Robyn filed for divorce after learning that Mel had a steamy affair with Oksana Grigorieva, which ended with the birth of their daughter, Lucia.

Congratulations?

Mel Gibson has cut a deal with prosecutors in the domestic violence case against him. The DA’s office is furious because news has been leaked before Oksana Girgorieva was notified. Consequently Oksana will learn the news in the media. Apparently the deal allows Mel to plead no contest to simple battery and get no jail time.

TMZ has the scoop

As we first reported, Mel had been agonizing over the impending criminal charge — related to the January 6, 2010 blowout with Oksana Grigorieva — worried that a prolonged court fight would be a strain on his family, particularly his children. We’re told … even though Mel believed he could win the case — he struck the deal to protect his loved ones.

Mel’s lawyer released the following statement, “I know from almost 20 years as a criminal defense lawyer that sometimes justice can come for a client at too high a personal price. That is particularly so for Mel, whose right to due process can only be exercised in this case with an enormous media circus attached.”

So NO jail time for Mel – he will have to attend counseling. Even though he is getting no jail time he will have a conviction for battery so that will make his custody war with Oksana all the more difficult. I can understand why they settled this – there have been so many lies and half truths throughout this case who knows what to believe anymore.

What do you think of Mel getting no jail time? Let us know your thoughts?

Well color me surprised Kristian Herzog who was Oksana Grigorieva’s ex bodyguard and according to him his lover has called her a ‘sexual sorceress’. Sorry I just vomitted in my mouth :-) Furthermore Herzog says all her domestic abuse claims are all lies – guess she is not bewitching him anymore LOL. According to Herzog, Oksana told him Mel never punched her, he slapped her. Mel Gibson has always claimed that he did not punch Oksana that he slapped her to calm her down when she was shaking their daughter Lucia.

TMZ has the scoop:

Herzog — who has been subpoenaed by Mel’s lawyers in the custody war — tells us Oksana admitted to him that she secretly taped Mel Gibson “to pressure Mel to pay her money.” Oksana is currently being investigated by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department for alleged extortion.

Herzog — who was privy to virtually every conversation Oksana had with her lawyers — claims he had a sexual relationship with Oksana — she denies it.

There are so many lies in the Mel and Oksana situation – I don’t think anyone knows who to believe anymore. It does seem a bit suspicious that two days after prosecutors were rumored to be ready to charge Mel with domestic abuse the ex-bodyguard is saying this. But seriously with these two who knows anymore? The question for me is – Did Oksana not pay him enough to keep his mouth shut or did Mel pay him more to change his story?

In Mel Gibson’s sworn declaration in his custody fight with Oksana Grigorieva, he admits to slapping her, because she was so hysterical that he felt she was endangering their daughter Lucia.

On the night of January 6, 2010, Mel says that they were having their typical argument at his home, when Oksana grabbed Lucia out of her bassinet and brought her in the middle of the argument, screaming, “Stop yelling or you will make her into a retarded brain damaged idiot!”

Mel claims that she then “spun around”, ran into her older son’s room and then out into the backyward. He said that she ran across the backyard for about 75 yards. He asked her to come back inside, and she ran back into her son’s room and was “swinging Lucia erratically in her arms, jerking her body from side to side to keep Lucia out of my reach.”

He added that she was “hysterical” and her “rapid movements were causing Lucia’s little body to be flung from one side to the other, her head shaking violently. He claimed he feared Shaken Baby Syndrome. After she refused to hand Lucia over, he said, “I slapped Oksana one time with an open hand in an attempt to bring her back to reality. I did not slap her hard, I was just trying to shock her so that she would stop screaming, continuing shaking Lucia back and forth.”

TMZ reports:

As for Oksana, Mel says, “I did not hit Oksana with a closed fist, as she alleges. I did not ever punch her in the face or in the temple or anywhere else, not then or at any other time.”

Mel admits, “While I do not believe I handled the situation as well as I should have, I was worried about the rough way Oksana was shaking and tossing Lucia around,” adding, “My hand never touched any part of Lucia.” As we’ve already reported, the pediatrician who examined Lucia the next day saw no evidence of injury.

And Mel says, “There was never any blood on Oksana and none of her teeth were ‘broken,’ although one of the false veneers from a tooth apparently did come off, I did not see that occur at the time.”

Do you believe him?

As we’ve reported earlier, Playboy was looking to get Oksana Grigorieva to pose nude in their magazine for the paltry sum of $75,000.

She has since declined the offer, saying that not to hold your breath anytime soon — or ever, for that matter.

Her rep issued a statement, saying, “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.”

And there you have it. She’s not going to show her butt for Playboy to make a few bucks to pay for attorney’s fees.

Playboy magazine has extended an offer to Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Apparently the publication wants all of the men in the world to see what attracted Mel in the first place.

They are looking for her to pose completely nude and are willing to pay her a sum of $75,000 for the privilege.

TMZ reports:

Sources close to the offer tell us Playboy is willing to fork over a cool $75,000 for her trouble — and to sweeten the deal, they’re even willing to give Oksana the cover … a pretty enticing move for a struggling musician looking for some non-Mel publicity.

So far, no word on whether Oksana is considering the move — but with her significant legal debt, it could be the perfect opportunity.

Is this something that you’d want to see?

Mel Gibson’s racist rant toward ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has just been released. Check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

More than just the divorce prod between Mel Gibson and his wife, Robyn, Oksana Grigorieva is a singer.

We’ve just got our hands on her debut single, “Say My Name”, which is set to be on her album, “Beautiful Heartache.”

It’s craptastic, too. Have a listen:

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It’s a good thing that her unborn spawn has the golden ticket, because I’m thinking that she’d be better off as only being an incubator.