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Sharon Osbourne says that she’s taking a break from The Talk, in order to spend more time with her famous rocker husband, Ozzy.

Sharon says that she’s not leaving the show for good, but she needs some quality time with Ozzy when he gets off of his tour.

She said, “I’ve kept it no secret that I really miss my husband. He’ll have been on tour for 18 months by the time it’s over. I’ve spent a lot of time away from him. He gets a break at the end of September and so I’ve asked for a little break so I can be with him.”

She continued, “I don’t want to give it up. It’s a great, great show. We’ve all worked really hard over the last year. I’m not going to walk away from that. I just need some real good quality time to be with my hubby.”

One reason for her return would be the close bond that she shares with the other hosts, Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert, Holly Robinson Peete and Leah Remini. She added, “I’m very close to the women on the show. I didn’t think that I would be….none of us knew each other going into it. We just didn’t know each other socially.”

Will you miss her when the show comes back? Are you a Sharon Osbourne fan? How about a fan of the show?

A stranger has accidentally sent porn to Sharon Osbourne’s phone. After she saw the adult images, she immediately contacted her daughter Kelly. And then Kelly took this as an opportunity to embarrass the crap out of her mom.

She went straight to Twitter and said, “My mum just told me the funniest story. someone thinks they are texting a friend named sam but they are accidentally texting my mum porn! My mum is like ‘i dont want anyone thinking i like looking at dirty horrible things like that!’ she is freaking out its so funny!”

Although she doesn’t want to “look at dirty horrible things”, she has been using her phone a lot more. Sharon has posted on her Twitter page, “So happy Ozzy has learnt how to text me so now we’re talking all day long. I love it.”

This means that the prince of darkness can bite the head off a bat and snort fire ants in just a few minutes but it takes him sixty-two years to figure out texting. LOL. And who uses the imaginary word “learnt”? Really people. FIGURE IT OUT.

Seriously, though. Ozzy is awesome.

It’s way too early to be talking about Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral, but the Prince of Darkness says that he wants his family to celebrate his life when the time comes and not feel bad about his passing.

He said, “I don’t care what they play at my funeral; they can put on a medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and We Are The Diddymen if it makes ‘em happy – but I do want to make sure it’s a celebration, not a mope-fest.”

He went on to say, “I’d also like some pranks: maybe the sound of knocking inside the coffin, or a video of me asking my doctor for a second opinion on his diagnosis of ‘death’. There’ll be no harping on the bad times. I don’t want my funeral to be sad. I want it to be a time to say ‘thanks’.”

Long live Ozzy! We hope this day never comes!

Ozzy Osbourne tweeted a behind the scenes video of his Best Buy commercial with teen singer Justin Bieber!

The Official Ozzy tweeted, “Check out these hilarious behind the scenes clips and bloopers from the Best Buy Super Bowl comm”

Here’s the video:

Too funny! Gotta love how they all play on Ozzy’s confusion, right???

Justin Bieber stars in the new Best Buy commercial along with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. They’re pimping out the new Buy It Back program for Best Buy.

In the photo above, that’s also Bieber, responding to Ozzy’s question, “What’s a Bieber?” He said, lookin’ like an old dude, saying, “I dunno, kinda looks like a girl.”

Check out the video, below:

What did you think of the commercial? Did it hit the mark or completely miss it? Let us know in the comments!

Ozzy Osbourne is the star of a new Claymation commercial for Lipton Brisk Tea and it’s hilarious. You just gotta love the Ozzman. In this one, he’s showing you how to be normal!

Check out the video, below:

He says if you want to be normal, you can go on a cruise, decorate your cubicle, grow a front butt, sanitize your john or even refer to your privates as ‘naughty bits’.

Too funny!

The heavy metal god Ozzy Osbourne doesn’t want to retire until he dies. He says that retirement is boring and, “It won’t take long and you’re really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That’s the moment you’re really retiring – when you die.”

Ozzy said that the “Ozzfest” world tour will be his last though. He claimed, “This is going to be my last tour. I don’t want to be on the road for this long anymore. I have to stay in one place for a while, that’s why we’re taking a few breaks in between.”

Although he won’t be on the road, he’ll still be rockin out until the day he dies. All hail The Prince of Darkness.

Ozzy Osbourne must know that his fans are feeling the crunch of the economic downturn and he’s proceeding accordingly.

According to his official Facebook page, if you purchase tickets to his concert, you’ll get a free download of his new album, Scream.

He posted this on his Facebook wall:

Want a copy of my SCREAM album for FREE?? Get yours for FREE when you purchase a ticket to Ozzfest 2010 via the Live Nation link below. Tickets also come with no added fees/no parking fees plus the FREE download of the full album.

What are you waiting for?!??

According to Contact Music, Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx has landed his own radio show. The rocker is set to hit the airwaves as a DJ next week.

The show is nationally syndicated and is called “Sixx Sense with Nikki Sixx”. It begins airing on the radio on Monday, February 8, 2010. He will also host “The Side Show” on Saturday and Sunday evenings.

Rumor has it that one of his first guests will be the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy Osbourne has just announced his official book signings for his autobiography, “I AM OZZY” on his MySpace page.

Check out the announcement, below:

I AM OZZY US Book Signings Announced

Ozzy has scheduled several book signings in support of the US release of his autobiography I AM OZZY. If you are in NY, NJ, Phili, Boston, Chicago or CA you can pick up your copy and have The Prince of Darkness himself autograph your copy at the following places and times:

Monday January 25th
12:30pm BARNES AND NOBLE at 555 Fifth Avenue at 46th St, New York, NY 10017
6:00pm BOOKENDS at 232 East Ridgewood Avenue, Ridgewood, NJ 07450

Tuesday January 26th
7:00pm BORDERS at 10 Columbus Circle, New York, NY 10019

Wednesday January 27th
6:00 pm BORDERS at 1 S. Broad St, Ste. 100, Philadelphia, PA 19107

Thursday January 28th
7:00 pm BARNES & NOBLE COLLEGE BOOKSTORES at 660 Beacon St, Boston, MA 02215

Saturday January 30th
1:00 pm BARNES AND NOBLE at 55 Old Orchard Center, Skokie, IL 60077

Tuesday February 2nd
7:00 pm BOOK SOUP at 8818 Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood, CA 90069

Wednesday February 3rd
7:00pm BARNES AND NOBLE at 7881 Edinger Ave, Huntington Beach, CA 92647

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Shame on Ozzy Osbourne for trying to ditch Zakk Wylde and not tell him about it!

According to sources, the Prince Of Darkness is planning on working with Rob Zombie’s guitarist, Johnny 5. And he hasn’t let Zakk in on the secret, yet. (continue reading…)